FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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My feet are fucking huge and it's impossible to find shoes. Size 11 1/2 but wide as hell. No hair on them though.
 
I'm grateful that I don't have a hairy back.

I do miss my abs, though. If I can force myself to stop eating junk for about a month I can have them back.
 
It's okay, y'all.

At least everyone's dick here is impossibly huge, so shoe size measuring contests aren't needed.

Xiao Hu said:
Like you mean without using his hands to bend them a little bit? I can do the same but I need my hands for that
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He has to use his hands yeah.

Also, interesting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Sneak peak at Dragonz's new wallpaper

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trab pu kcip said:
I really need to cut out on sugar due to health reasons. I just eat too much of it. I don't know how I will do it, I'm literally addicted :/
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Do you drink coffee? Sugar substitutes in coffee do wonders for me.
 
SolVanderlyn said:
My feet are fucking huge and it's impossible to find shoes. Size 11 1/2 but wide as hell. No hair on them though.
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Yo this. I'm size 12 Wide which means I can't just go into a store and buy a pair of shoes.

Same goes for all my clothes though, need Tall clothes, shopping sucks.
 
trab pu kcip said:
I really need to cut out on sugar due to health reasons. I just eat too much of it. I don't know how I will do it, I'm literally addicted :/
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More or less than ~2 litres of Dr Pepper a day

Because that was me up until February this year

I imagine you're probably not doing as bad as that

*slacking for the last 15 minutes of work before I can go home*
 
I wanted to ask out this woman for a while but she's been engaged for a year or two so I let it go. From what I can tell, they broke up and she's single again, but I think she deployed to somewhere in Africa :/. We talk on messenger but I don't think the distance would work out.
 
Back from work, eating rice that was left from lunch

Not in the best mood.... -.-

also you should be happy that your body is not as hairy as mine. And now hair on my chest and back is getting gray...
 
My niece wants to see Aliens. She's pretty mature for her age but I'm still not sure. They're definitely very good at contextualizing movies/TV and understanding the craft behind it and the puppets and stuff.. But still. She's not even 9 yet.

zeemumu said:
I wanted to ask out this woman for a while but she's been engaged for a year or two so I let it go. From what I can tell, they broke up and she's single again, but I think she deployed to somewhere in Africa :/. We talk on messenger but I don't think the distance would work out.
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that blows. When is she coming back?

it's weird how fate works in mysterious ways. I'm seeing someone now, but a girl I've been curious about for a while talked to me the other day but -- But I can't take it anywhere. I've mentally bookmarked her though.
 
nuts are a good idea to snack on instead of candy. man I could go for some cashews right now.

and I like Dr. Pepper too but I have a hard time drinking that much of anything. have to even remind myself to get my water in. :S which in combination with lots of sugar is probably even worse regarding dehydration.
 
Jobbs said:
My niece wants to see Aliens. She's pretty mature for her age but I'm still not sure. They're definitely very good at contextualizing movies/TV and understanding the craft behind it and the puppets and stuff.. But still. She's not even 9 yet.
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Yikes! Ya... I dunno. I haven't even let my 9 y/o watch Winter Soldier yet.

The one thing about Aliens though, is that the violence is all SUPER Fantasy violence. There's nothing about a bunch of space marines fighting xenomorphs that an 8 y/o would be able to externalize to her current reality.

It's basically a more bloody Jurassic Park in that regard.

trab pu kcip said:
nuts are a good idea to snack on instead of candy. man I could go for some cashews right now.

and I like Dr. Pepper too but I have a hard time drinking that much of anything. have to even remind myself to get my water in. :S which in combination with lots of sugar is probably even worse regarding dehydration.
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Any way you could just switch to an artificial sweetener?
 
Jobbs said:
that blows. is she coming back?

it's weird how fate works in mysterious ways. I'm seeing someone now, but a girl I've been curious about for a while talked to me the other day but -- But I can't take it anywhere. I've mentally bookmarked her though.
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I would hope soon but I honestly have no idea. She cam back more often when she was still stationed in the states.
 
marrec said:
Yikes! Ya... I dunno. I haven't even let my 9 y/o watch Winter Soldier yet.

The one thing about Aliens though, is that the violence is all SUPER Fantasy violence. There's nothing about a bunch of space marines fighting xenomorphs that an 8 y/o would be able to externalize to her current reality.

It's basically a more bloody Jurassic Park in that regard.



Any way you could just switch to an artificial sweetener?
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I don't sweeten my stuff. I just eat sweet stuff. does anyone understand that concept? lol. plus I'm not a friend of articifial sweeteners. doubt they're much healthier.
 
Jobbs said:
My niece wants to see Aliens. She's pretty mature for her age but I'm still not sure. They're definitely very good at contextualizing movies/TV and understanding the craft behind it and the puppets and stuff.. But still. She's not even 9 yet.



that blows. When is she coming back?

it's weird how fate works in mysterious ways. I'm seeing someone now, but a girl I've been curious about for a while talked to me the other day but -- But I can't take it anywhere. I've mentally bookmarked her though.
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People tend to become more attractive to others when they are taken. It's almost like then they have been "vetted" as being decent enough that someone would be in a relationship with them so other men/women want them more.

trab pu kcip said:
nuts are a good idea to snack on instead of candy. man I could go for some cashews right now.

and I like Dr. Pepper too but I have a hard time drinking that much of anything. have to even remind myself to get my water in. :S which in combination with lots of sugar is probably even worse regarding dehydration.
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Nuts, especially cashews, have a lot of fatty oils in them too. Great snack and better than sweets, but they still can be bad with too much.
 
Granadier said:
People tend to become more attractive to others when they are taken. It's almost like then they have been "vetted" as being decent enough that someone would be in a relationship with them so other men/women want them more.



Nuts, especially cashews, have a lot of fatty oils in them too. Great snack and better than sweets, but they still can be bad with too much.
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I usually ended up liking the same people my friends has crushes on simply because I wouldn't think of them that way till someone mentioned it
 
Granadier said:
People tend to become more attractive to others when they are taken. It's almost like then they have been "vetted" as being decent enough that someone would be in a relationship with them so other men/women want them more.
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yeah, I was hit on much more frequently when I was married for some odd reason
 
trab pu kcip said:
I don't sweeten my stuff. I just eat sweet stuff. does anyone understand that concept? lol. plus I'm not a friend of articifial sweeteners. doubt they're much healthier.
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Well, I mean switch to stuff with artificial sweeteners in it, like Diet Dr. Pepper.

And studies show the artificial stuff is much healthier for you than sugar because it's completely neutral. It certainly isn't GOOD for you, but it's not BAD for you either, it's just there.

Though, the only product with artificial sweeteners I can handle is diet soda products, everything else tastes like poop with that stuff in it.

Wish I had any other advice here, I avoid all sweet stuff because of my egg allergy. Most sweet stuff has eggs in it as well.
 
trab pu kcip said:
nuts are a good idea to snack on instead of candy. man I could go for some cashews right now.

and I like Dr. Pepper too but I have a hard time drinking that much of anything. have to even remind myself to get my water in. :S which in combination with lots of sugar is probably even worse regarding dehydration.
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I was basically 90% Dr Pepper, 10% coffee with far too much sugar

It was baaaaad
 
Granadier said:
People tend to become more attractive to others when they are taken. It's almost like then they have been "vetted" as being decent enough that someone would be in a relationship with them so other men/women want them more.
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it's like GTA 4 where the engine seems to spawn cars based off of what car you currently have.

My bad habit is waiting too long to ask someone out because I don't want to ruin the friendship
 
zeemumu said:
it's like GTA 4 where the engine seems to spawn cars based off of what car you currently have.

My bad habit is waiting too long to ask someone out because I don't want to ruin the friendship
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Or getting a job when you're unemployed.
 
I was considering getting some sour patch watermelons at lunch today but thanks to the direction of this thread I'm going to pass

thanks
 
trab pu kcip said:
I don't sweeten my stuff. I just eat sweet stuff. does anyone understand that concept? lol. plus I'm not a friend of articifial sweeteners. doubt they're much healthier.
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Depends on the goal. 0 calories is a lot less than a bunch of fuckin calories.

There are no studies that show any long term negative effects of it. I'm very pro-artificial sweetener. Science had a victory there
 
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