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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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Yeah sure. XD
If that happens I promise I'll throw a party and invite anyone here who wants to make the trip.
Halcyon
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I'll only come if there will be white doves. White doves are the true sign of class.
Depends on where you're putting it.
This looks about right.
Depends on where you're putting it.
This looks about right.
Yes
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I wanna get a back tattoo
I don't know of what, but it would make it A) in regs and B) I can hide it from my dad who would honestly disown me if he found out I got a tattoo
I don't know of what, but it would make it A) in regs and B) I can hide it from my dad who would honestly disown me if he found out I got a tattoo
You Know Nothing
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I will fucking fight you!
Well the best advice I can give is you should get a motive that has meaning to you. I think going only by the esthetic is just the first half of the reason why to get ink under your skin in the first place. The emotion behind it is stronger. For example I have a thistle on my right forearm not only because it's a water colour styled one but also because it symbolizes my connection to Scotland.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Is someone ever going to explain it to me?
Depends on where you're putting it.
This looks about right.
fucking lol
I was thinking left rib cage area.
I would love a fakegaf meetup to celebrate your game
it sounds like it's getting great buzz already. congrats
how about WW2 fighter plane nose art on your penis
Oooh, that's a good idea.
Halcyon
Member
But how will everyone know that you killed a man with a hot air balloon.
I think you should put it on your shoulder. Get a nice big bulbous set of delts, then put the air balloon on the crest of your shoulder. It will look awesome.
Look through these and you'll see most shoulder tattoos are circular to follow the lines of your muscles
Shoulder tats
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
CrudeDiatribe
Member
C) you can pick up with a "find my tattoo" line.
I recall a former RPJ GAFfer who used this line to great success (& she didn't even have a tattoo).
Except for the needles.
It's your childhood sled.
Like a shark mouth right on the head.
this is exactly what I meant <3
Do it float!!!!!
that would require me working out
my blood pressure is currently fucked up and also I have a tube coming out of my lower abdomen at the moment that I don't want to tear out with any stretching
I would love to get jacked but it's not really possible right now.
do girls consider dick tats hot? I think it would be a deterrent
I know if I saw a girl with sharp teeth tattoo'ed on her pussy I'd be a bit more hesistant to give her the d
You Know Nothing
Member
How about no tattoos on anyone's genitals.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Remember that thread about the guy who had a name tattooed on his dick
"Here comes the airplane!"
didn't he have to get something tattooed on top of it?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I've seen some cool snatch tatoos. I'd go for it if I wasn't scared of the pain, lol
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I remember one time my dad and I were talking about piercings and I mentioned the Prince Albert. My dad goes "what's that" and I told him to google it and he did.
He hated me lmao
He hated me lmao
my ex-wife got a quarter sleeve done.
I was actually pretty proud of her for enduring that.
Halcyon
Member
My ex got a bunch of ugly tattoos after we broke up. She's also with some other ugly dude who has like 4 kids. They look like trailer trash.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
My cat just bites me if he doesn't get fed, and this puddle of dog just sits there and behaves. I need a dog instead.
You do tbh
You Know Nothing
Member
This phrase will never be the same.
trab pu kcip
Member
all this tattoo talk is making me wanna continue with mine. probably going to make an appointment tomorrow.
My cat just bites me if he doesn't get fed, and this puddle of dog just sits there and behaves. I need a dog instead.
I have a cat that is a member of "lap cat" class -- She demands to sit on my lap all the time and if I keep pushing her off she'll just keep trying to get onto the chair with me, sitting on the armrest, squeezing awkwardly behind me and the back of the seat.
Clingy af.
Also: Twin Peaks cast announced
You Know Nothing
Member
This is my dog!
Not so much my lap, but she always has to squeeze in and sit behind me in the chair.
Did I ever tell you that the month after my ex and I divorced she married some guy a month later?
over/under on whether or not she was cheating on me
(she denied cheating btw)
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
What do you have?
Halcyon
Member
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
When did you take this picture? All I ask is some intimacy, Tiddums.
I can name a bunch of action stars with ponytails. Mullets, even. Can you do the same about manbuns? No, because they fucking suck.
Finally, some agreement at last.
I know of a certain person who lasered hers, leaving only a spot shaped like a scorpion tail. Kind of amusing.
Professor Beef
Banned
I love polar bears <3
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
My mom called me a whore when I told her I had my labia done, lol.
But in general she is convinced I'm a satanic lesbian because of my lifestyle, lol. Nevermind if that were true I wouldn't have her granddaughter. Smfh.
My plan succeeded.
Share!!
Huge improvement IMO. Artistically nerdy tattoos are great. My good friend has a half sleeve of Galdalf fighting the Balrog. Eventually I'll get some art myself.
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
My aunt is already convinced I'm going to hell, and that's just because I'm not religious. I've already burned that bridge though, and would be more than happy to dance on her grave should the opportunity arise.
Halcyon
Member
nah, I only got that one because I hated having my ex's name on me, and I only got that one because I was afraid my ex was cheating on me and I thought maybe that would make her stop.
fine by me lol
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