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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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RobotNinjaHornets
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Man I'm glad I remembered Uber is a thing in Manchester
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"I'll be alone. Just the way it was before I met you."
I can't deal with this. ;_;
I can't deal with this. ;_;
WhereAreMahDragonz
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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FakeGAF is dead
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Binch, it was barely 10 minutes since your last post.
Ugh, but the feeling when a scene in a TV show emotionally wrecks you. ;_;
Ugh, but the feeling when a scene in a TV show emotionally wrecks you. ;_;
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Finally!
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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Tumblr said:
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what is there to think about it? of course they would be alive in the toy story universe. come on
friskykillface
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The stories they'd tell
Calm your tits, I'm in the middle of nowhere digging test pits for asbestos and it's been fucking raining on me all day.
On top of that the girl hasn't responded to my "it was nice to meet you" type message I sent yesterday, when her body language and actions suggested she was going to do the opposite of ghosting me.
God damn do I need a beer.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Alright, so I just woke up from a really weird series of dreams.
I skipped the treadmill today. Dream one, I'm in my grandparent's old house, I realize I haven't run yet so I go to their basement and start running. I realize something is off and I'm like "Wow, this feels weird" and then I go upstairs and tell my family and they point out there's no treadmill down there anymore and I was just running in place for fifteen minutes. I get really mad at them for not telling me. I guess dream me is really bad at noticing obvious things.
Dream two is the weirder one. I'm in the backseat of a car with some other dude and a baby. I go on mobile GAF and type in a post saying "I don't think babies like it when men smile at them." Other guy smiles at the baby and it laughs. I try the same thing and it just looks at me. I go back on my phone and say that the baby must not like me. So I get home later that night and I have a new tag.
"SolVanderlyn
Needs to be validated at all times because babes will not look at his retardedly beautiful blue eyes and bask in the radiance of their glory, also thinks women, children, transgenders are locked into gender roles and that men aren't fit to do their work"
I get really upset, considered yelling at a mod for jumping to conclusions, and then I wake up. It was super weird how specific that tag was, because most things in dreams are vague. It captured the cynicism of 2009-ish era GAF pretty well though, haha
I skipped the treadmill today. Dream one, I'm in my grandparent's old house, I realize I haven't run yet so I go to their basement and start running. I realize something is off and I'm like "Wow, this feels weird" and then I go upstairs and tell my family and they point out there's no treadmill down there anymore and I was just running in place for fifteen minutes. I get really mad at them for not telling me. I guess dream me is really bad at noticing obvious things.
Dream two is the weirder one. I'm in the backseat of a car with some other dude and a baby. I go on mobile GAF and type in a post saying "I don't think babies like it when men smile at them." Other guy smiles at the baby and it laughs. I try the same thing and it just looks at me. I go back on my phone and say that the baby must not like me. So I get home later that night and I have a new tag.
"SolVanderlyn
Needs to be validated at all times because babes will not look at his retardedly beautiful blue eyes and bask in the radiance of their glory, also thinks women, children, transgenders are locked into gender roles and that men aren't fit to do their work"
I get really upset, considered yelling at a mod for jumping to conclusions, and then I wake up. It was super weird how specific that tag was, because most things in dreams are vague. It captured the cynicism of 2009-ish era GAF pretty well though, haha
and also used the r word which is inappropriate now
liliththepale
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I showed this to my boyfriend and he agrees with me, that's impossible.
Okay so I like love a lot but that's not what this is about. Consider the lowly confidence man, aka con man, someone who first gains and then eventually breaks your confidence. Yes, that's what con man means. You can look it up and see that I'm right.
So if love is nothing but a sequence of chemical reactions, so is confidence. All thought is. And jobs are nothing more than elaborate chain reactions.
So no, love is not a neurochemical con job. If you can be conned, you can be in love. quod erat demonstrandum
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out
Going to Hot Topic yesterday brought me memories. Lord.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out
Going to Hot Topic yesterday brought me memories. Lord.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Why does my thumb hurt
Body, explain
Body, explain
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Mmmm guess who's here to French toast me
~@Dragonz,FunkyDaddy,YKN,Grenadier@~
Flashmob - Need In Me
Either mobbing down the motorway at midnight, or deep in the depths of a club's basement. This is still so hot.
Actually, while I'm at it Dirtyloud - Trash House Music < actually prefer that one but I've had it forever and ever and only just remembered it now. 5 minutes on it goes off.
Flashmob - Need In Me
Either mobbing down the motorway at midnight, or deep in the depths of a club's basement. This is still so hot.
Actually, while I'm at it Dirtyloud - Trash House Music < actually prefer that one but I've had it forever and ever and only just remembered it now. 5 minutes on it goes off.
D
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SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You exist because of that chemical reaction
Be thankful for it
Be thankful for it
liliththepale
Banned
did he flirt with you again? is he breaking you yet?
that's pretty much the only line I know from that song
and nothing else matters
did he flirt with you again? is he breaking you yet?
Breaking? More like pouring syrup on her... toast.
I showed this to my boyfriend and he agrees with me, that's impossible.
Okay so I like love a lot but that's not what this is about. Consider the lowly confidence man, aka con man, someone who first gains and then eventually breaks your confidence. Yes, that's what con man means. You can look it up and see that I'm right.
So if love is nothing but a sequence of chemical reactions, so is confidence. All thought is. And jobs are nothing more than elaborate chain reactions.
So no, love is not a neurochemical con job. If you can be conned, you can be in love. quod erat demonstrandum
Well, duh.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
The smell of french toast wafted through the building, heralding his arrival. As the footsteps echoed ever more closely in the hall, her breathing became heavy. Had he just left work? Did he bring some with him? Was he going to give her some? Or was he going to give her... something else?
A knock on the door. The smell permeated the room, now, like a fragrant cologne.
"It's me," the voice on the other side of the door said.
She took one last look at her laptop. Her friends had been her stalwart allies throughout this delicious courtship, and she now looked to them for one last snippet of advice before the moment of truth.
"Love is just a chemical reaction."
Her heart fell. Her mind wavered.
"Hello?"
The smell of toast beckoned her to open the door. Was that, too, only a chemical reaction?
A knock on the door. The smell permeated the room, now, like a fragrant cologne.
"It's me," the voice on the other side of the door said.
She took one last look at her laptop. Her friends had been her stalwart allies throughout this delicious courtship, and she now looked to them for one last snippet of advice before the moment of truth.
"Love is just a chemical reaction."
Her heart fell. Her mind wavered.
"Hello?"
The smell of toast beckoned her to open the door. Was that, too, only a chemical reaction?
do you rearrange your balls before doing that?
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
*Is doing triangle thing right now*
If need be. Sometimes it goes into place naturally, but either way it's worth the effort because I don't look like a freaking neanderthal. <3
Let me have a look at them.
I lounge.
Does this mean melting into your seat with your legs far apart? I associate that position with drunk uncles so I try not to do it.
Sharing my couch which is the biggest feeling of intimacy yet for some reason
liliththepale
Banned
I love the aesthetic of pools covered with rock formations. There's something about feeling like you're underground that just speaks to me.
Damn it, now I want to go hottubbing but the pool is closed and it's a ten minute walk. Good night for it though. I could just sit in the warm water and cross my legs so I don't look like a freaking neanderthal.
remind me not to move to where you live
Damn it, now I want to go hottubbing but the pool is closed and it's a ten minute walk. Good night for it though. I could just sit in the warm water and cross my legs so I don't look like a freaking neanderthal.
remind me not to move to where you live
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Deleted member 10571
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I think I agree with Jobbs. The triangle thing does look weird, that said I do it myself plenty times.
Thinking over how i sit is kinda blowing my mind right now.
Thinking over how i sit is kinda blowing my mind right now.
you have to admit that testicles are never attractive, right?
you don't send "ball pics" do you?
I dont think much about them visually speaking but they are fun to play with. So they are not attractive but enjoyable in a way.
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