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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Xiao Hu

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my big presentation was such a screw up
someone hold me ;_;

::comes late to the 'console trab party'::

I have no fancy gifs to make you feel better, trab, I'm a simple small town perv. But you should take that as a foundation for your next presentation to improve on. There are no mistakes done but only valuable experience made, you have to be more aloof about the past and rational on how to treat it. If it's the audience that distracts you I would recommend to put off tour glasses if you wear any. Then you can treat the actual presentation as a mere rehearsal as people tend to be more relaxed during rehearsing the text. These things help me at least.

::hugs trab::
::pinches that sweet butt::
::runs away from an angered Em::
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Yup. And for some reason, straight porn tends to have hotter dudes in it. At least in my experience.

In my case is that I get bored of watching the same all the time. Also females usually have smaller hands so they make the d look bigger.
 

Pau

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I am officially done with the semester. ;-;

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Jobbs

Banned
Yeah but there's also a hot dude doing what are undoubtedly his best moves. It's a trade-off.

if she's bringing a hot dude into the mix I'll be furious, especially if he shows me up with "moves"

(thanks though XD )

I sometimes watch straight porn. There is still dick in it.

I guess, but it seems a little odd that you'd spend porn viewing time on it. In most any straight porn I've seen the subject of the video is the woman. The direction emphasizes the woman and usually de-emphasizes the man (other than his cock).
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
if she's bringing a hot dude into the mix I'll be furious, especially if he shows me up with "moves"

(thanks though XD )



I guess, but it seems a little odd that you'd spend porn viewing time on it. In most any straight porn I've seen the subject of the video is the woman. The direction emphasizes the woman and usually de-emphasizes the man (other than his cock).

I enjoyed Mia Khalifa and the one playing her mom with the bike dude. There is enough dick to see in that video and overall there is enough porn out there with different focuses in straight or gay or orgy etc.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Who wants to pack up my apartment?

Take whatever you want and throw the rest of it away. Just leave me and my laptop on the couch in peace.
 

FUME5

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Who wants to pack up my apartment?

Take whatever you want and throw the rest of it away. Just leave me and my laptop on the couch in peace.

Free gainz son.

Haven't got in a proper workout for a fortnight. Time for a full on deload anyway.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Movie ideas

Also food ideas there is literally no food here. I have mustard, ginger ale, cake mix, and ... some celery And one banana. And some organic kid juice pouches.

Might have to go on a coke run myself
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I'll do it if you're hot. Are you hot? Well, you're a member of FakeGAF so I'm just assuming.

He is pretty hot. I would bang til we turn to dust.

In other news this is all I have installed on Steam atm.

I remember the days I had like 200 games installed and only playing a handful...
 

Pau

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Movie ideas

Also food ideas there is literally no food here. I have mustard, ginger ale, cake mix, and ... some celery And one banana. And some organic kid juice pouches.

Might have to go on a coke run myself
The Fall.

Might involve a lot of crying though.
 

marrec

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He is pretty hot. I would bang til we turn to dust.

In other news this is all I have installed on Steam atm.


I remember the days I had like 200 games installed and only playing a handful...

This is me now.

I only keep a few games installed at this point.
 

FUME5

Member
Movie ideas

Also food ideas there is literally no food here. I have mustard, ginger ale, cake mix, and ... some celery And one banana. And some organic kid juice pouches.

Might have to go on a coke run myself

La Haine.

Fajitas.

Good beer.
 
"Why are you calling Staples a Big Box Store?"
"Because that's the general term for retail."
"... sorry, I don't believe that's true."

Besides the fact that it doesn't matter what you believe, the concept of a Big Box Store doesn't really warrant the tone of "stop trying to control me".

I fucking hate this "it's my opinion" shit my mom has been on for the past four years.
 

Pau

Member
which of these is most likely to get me laid

edit: lol room in rome looks like a softcore porn
Umm. The Fall is about depression, suicide, stories, and beauty. But it also has the hottest actor ever, Lee Pace.

I'd link the trailer but it gives away too much.
 
I mean, for fucks sake, I was discussing SAURIAN with my mom yesterday and talking about how they are working with leading paleontologists and she took the time to go "how exactly do we know what dinosaurs were like?".

And the worst part is? She openly acknowledges that she doesn't care about learning about the world anymore.
 

FUME5

Member
which of these is most likely to get me laid

edit: lol room in rome looks like a softcore porn

La Haine, easily.

Look, it's a black and white french arthouse flick that is beautifully shot but is nothing like what you are imagining from that description.
 

zeemumu

Member
This is kinda funny. My parents aren't sushi people so they're just sitting here drinking. I've eaten most of the ocean by now.
 
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