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[FUME5]

you're good at comforting haha. this actually made smile <3

 

[Timu]

8 minutes until X men

I'll take meh &#128526;

Better meh than bad!

 

[trab pu kcip]

In that case: it went way better than you think it did. Normal people always get super worked up about these things and they are always fine.

For the second part: just sounds like he got too chummy so you put him in his place

I guess this works. man I sure put him in his place

 

[Granadier]

You did well enough for someone to want to interview you afterwards. I bet everyone else there thought it was a stellar presentation.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Even if you fucked up, the most embarrassing part is over and you can learn from your experience.

I know this is pretty dismal advice but I like to edge out the "what if you did fail" angle and make it better. I'll be the bad guy, it's cool

 

[Jobbs]

yeah still wish my stupid mumbling action wasn't recorded like that though haha. :x
they also asked about one person and I was like "oh the actor?" and they were like "no Adorno's pupil"
and I actually didn't know about him
-____________________-----

If it makes you feel better I'm a pretty big Adorno buff and I didn't know about the pupil either. They say there are always two, so it makes sense.

I'm pretty good at speaking (I think) but if I actually listen back I want to kick my own obnoxious asshole ass. I think it just comes with the territory (or maybe I'm actually just an obnoxious asshole.. oh god..).

 

[trab pu kcip]

You did well enough for someone to want to interview you afterwards. I bet everyone else there thought it was a stellar presentation.

I guess it wasn't all bad but it certainly wasn't stellar. :S

Even if you fucked up, the most embarrassing part is over and you can learn from your experience.

I know this is pretty dismal advice but I like to edge out the "what if you did fail" angle and make it better. I'll be the bad guy, it's cool

I like this advice because it's real. thanks!















nobody has held me yet ._.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I send my sentiments to hold you since it is literally impossible to do so over the internet.

 

[Granadier]

nobody has held me yet ._.

 

[jb1234]

nobody has held me yet ._.

*holds her and feeds her grapes*

 

[Jobbs]

nobody has held me yet ._.

better?

edit: man I didn't see grenadier's until after posting.. we are real weirdos

 

[jb1234]

better?

edit: man I didn't see grenadier's until after posting.. we are real weirdos

The best part is when Phoebe gets her revenge at the end. "I'm sorry, did you think this was going to be a traditional massage?"

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

What the fuck one of my friends posted that exact same Ron Swanson thing on Facebook 3 hours ago what the hell

What the hell

Also think of it this way: At least you didn't wing it like this idiot always does. Can't have been worse than one of my presentations >_>

 

[FUME5]

nobody has held me yet ._.

My arms are neither long enough to box with God or hold pretty German girls who are 13 000 ks away.

Sorry.

 

[SystemBug]

my big presentation was such a screw up
someone hold me ;_;

 

[trab pu kcip]

accurate depiction

*holds her and feeds her grapes*

<3 this is our lesbian thing though. did you turn lesbian?

better?

edit: man I didn't see grenadier's until after posting.. we are real weirdos

you are weirdos. but I always turn to Friends for comfort so you get extra points

What the fuck one of my friends posted that exact same Ron Swanson thing on Facebook 3 hours ago what the hell

What the hell

Also think of it this way: At least you didn't wing it like this idiot always does. Can't have been worse than one of my presentations >_>

I wouldn't bet on that...

My arms are neither long enough to box with God or hold pretty German girls who are 13 000 ks away.

Sorry.

:<

you're doing it right <3 :3

 

[jb1234]

<3 this is our lesbian thing though. did you turn lesbian?

I tried but I wasn't able to pull off the part where I liked pussy.

 

[Granadier]

Buncha weirdos in here.

 

[Jobbs]

I tried but I wasn't able to pull off the part where I liked pussy.

gay dudes are good at getting pussy they have no use for! so unfair!

Spoiler

well I guess I can't complain since I accidentally got into a relationship just by visiting a hospital

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm going to bed, where I will possibly watch TCGS

I will leave you with the best song off the new Tiny Moving Parts album

Seriously it's a fucking perfect song

Night

 

[SystemBug]

Buncha weirdos in here.

go back to fitgaf. yeah yeah I saw you snooping around in there

 

[jb1234]

gay dudes are good at getting pussy they have no use for! so unfair!

Spoiler

well I guess I can't complain since I accidentally got into a relationship just by visiting a hospital

Honestly, part of me wants to fuck a woman just so I can see what it's like. But then I get weirded out by the thought of bouncing breasts and high-pitched squeals.

 

[Granadier]

go back to fitgaf. yeah yeah I saw you snooping around in there

 

[Jobbs]

I will leave you with the best song off the new Tiny Moving Parts album

damn this is dope

Honestly, part of me wants to fuck a woman just so I can see what it's like. But then I get weirded out by the thought of bouncing breasts and high-pitched squeals.

yea, it's hell, titties in your face, the squealing, ugh. :: barfs ::

if you can get past all that, though, women are great

 

[jb1234]

yea, it's hell, titties in your face, the screaming, ugh. :: barfs ::

if you can get past all that, though, women are great

Haha! I just like manly grunts. ... well, aside from my last partner, who was so goddamn loud that I swore the walls were going to cave in around us.

 

[Ceallach]

I had sex with a woman last week. It's fun. I would totally be a lesbian if I didn't like the d so much. But women's bodies are more fun to play with.

Side note: I'm 2/3 of the way through a bottle of peach Moscato.

Gonna go back to playing Shadow Warrior 2013.

Haha! I just like manly grunts. ... well, aside from my last partner, who was so goddamn loud that I swore the walls were going to cave in around us.

This sounds hilarious to me

 

[Kevyt]

Y'all aint shit!!

 

[jb1234]

This sounds hilarious to me

Sorta? I mean, it was flattering to know I was good at what I was doing. But he lasts forever and I was starting to get bored with his endless refrains of "OH GOD. YES, LIKE THAT. FASTER. RIGHT THERE. UH. UH UH UH UH UH UH UH OH!"

 

[FUME5]

Y'all aint shit!!

My arms are long enough to box with you tho.

 

[Granadier]

Sorta? I mean, it was flattering to know I was good at what I was doing. But he lasts forever and I was starting to get bored with his endless refrains of "OH GOD. YES, LIKE THAT. FASTER. RIGHT THERE. UH. UH UH UH UH UH UH UH OH!"

I can't handle this.
Moaning, screaming, and talking when something feels right is fantastic. But the pseudo-porn, vocalization on every stroke is just off-putting to me.

 

[Nerdkiller]

So...why aren't we all on Discord? Extremely quiet on the channel I'm in.

 

[Jobbs]

So...why aren't we all on Discord? Extremely quiet on the channel I'm in.

Too many distractions + I like having all my other shit going on that requires listenage

I can't handle this.
Moaning, screaming, and talking when something feels right is fantastic. But the pseudo-porn, vocalization on every stroke is just off-putting to me.

I make little whimpering sounds

(just kidding, I'm not even really sure what I do other than talk, because I'm a talker)

 

[SystemBug]

really tho, good on ya! let those sick gains come in

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

nobody has held me yet ._.

Some of us are not willing to pay that much in airfare to cuddle.

So...why aren't we all on Discord? Extremely quiet on the channel I'm in.

Link.

 

[Jobbs]

first image from aliens covenant

aghh my insides

 

[Nerdkiller]

Too many distractions + I like having all my other shit going on that requires listenage

Well...text chat.

 

[SystemBug]

Some of us are not willing to pay that much in airfare to cuddle.

I would only if I get some food in return

 

[jb1234]

I make little whimpering sounds

(just kidding, I'm not even really sure what I do other than talk, because I'm a talker)

Now I have this mental image of you talking about the latest episode of "The Americans" during sex. It's terrifyingly plausible.

Moaning, screaming, and talking when something feels right is fantastic. But the pseudo-porn, vocalization on every stroke is just off-putting to me.

And this was oral sex! I don't even want to imagine how vocal he'd be if I was actually fucking him.

 

[Granadier]

So...why aren't we all on Discord? Extremely quiet on the channel I'm in.

Like in voice chat, or just the channel chat? Voice chat, I like here because I can do other stuff while talk to you folks. Channel chat...because that would be kinda redundant to this thread I guess?

I make little whimpering sounds

(just kidding, I'm not even really sure what I do other than talk, because I'm a talker)

Talking is great. Especially when it's saying what they want or something like that. Or just, "wow we really sex well."

really tho, good on ya! let those sick gains come in

Thanks. It feels good to actually see improvements now. This move has been stressful, I should probably be at the gym working that off.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Now I have this mental image of you talking about the latest episode of "The Americans" during sex. It's terrifyingly plausible.



And this was oral sex! I don't even want to imagine how vocal he'd be if I was actually fucking him.

I wouldn't put it past Jobbs.

 

[FloatOn]

I'm going to bed, where I will possibly watch TCGS

I will leave you with the best song off the new Tiny Moving Parts album

Seriously it's a fucking perfect song

Night

This song makes me feel like I just walked into a hot topic

Cringed too hard

first image from aliens covenant

aghh my insides

Damn, this is dope

 

[marrec]

Buncha weirdos in here.

My fav bunch of weirdos

 

[Granadier]

My fav bunch of weirdos

<3
we're all awesome

 

[FUME5]

I'm perfectly normal.

 

[Vazra]

I'm perfectly normal.

at being abnormal.

 

[FUME5]

at being abnormal.

You got me there.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Like in voice chat, or just the channel chat? Voice chat, I like here because I can do other stuff while talk to you folks. Channel chat...because that would be kinda redundant to this thread I guess?

I like the real time nature of chatting.

Text chat, anyway.

 

[Granadier]

I like the real time nature of chatting.

Text chat, anyway.

If you refresh this thread fast enough it's practically real time!

 

[Jobbs]

Talking is great. Especially when it's saying what they want or something like that. Or just, "wow we really sex well."

Now I have this mental image of you talking about the latest episode of "The Americans" during sex. It's terrifyingly plausible.

just stupid shit usually

"gimme that"

"give you that what?"

"enough questions"

tbh we're kind of hilarious and adorable together, you guys are missing out

 

[Granadier]

just stupid shit usually

"gimme that"

"give you that what?"

"enough questions"

tbh we're kind of hilarious and adorable together, you guys are missing out

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