Nomadic Sparks
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If I was a clickbaity author, "I would write an article named "It Wasn't Until I Took LSD With Bunch Random Black and Hispanics Hipsters In Some Field, That I Was Able To Appreciate the Beauty of American Culture."
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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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Probably good to have a warning before they randomly start following you home tbh
Funky Papa
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I'm not convinced you are not an editor for The Verge.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
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get em fired!
you can't blame it on booz anyway. Booz just unlocks what's really inside. I wouldn't stalk my boss' daughter (if I worked at a real job) no matter how drunk
dude's a creep
It's much easier dealing with random drunk guys telling you stuff like "I'd rather be with you tonight" when they live across the country and don't know where you live :/
He'll be on thin ice either way
Oh sorry the stalking hasn't actually happened. That was a humorous exaggeration. Probably not the right time for it tbh
He'll be on thin ice either way
Chuckie
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What does swiping mean? Mean you once thought he was attractive on some dating app?
What does the monkey emoji actually mean? Besides it being a funny monkey?
Why don't you give a fuck anymore?
I can show you the world...
in my pants
if I was the boss and one of my employees was all over my daughter's facebook and trying to call her and shit I'd probably not like that at all, especially if there's a large age difference
it's debatable if it's firing material, it'd depend on some details, but it's not good at all
Nomadic Sparks
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I could've sworn I saw a clickbaity article with something similar to that title.
Now I'am imaging how that article would go with people from this thread.
I imagine it would probably be a religious experience.
e: I appreciate that a compliment like that comes from an educated European like Funky Papa.
I rarely read The Verge.
Keep swiping, you are a champ.
He's an engineer so I'm not sure it's quite as easy to fire him since he's salaried. Doesn't help that his brother(or cousin? Can't remember) is the machine shop manager
My dads not going to do anything like that for now but he's definitely not happy about it
men are all scum
Everyone tbh
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Nap time
Can't live with em, can't live with em
Keep on training that thumb muscle!
trab pu kcip
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okay his answer to "wassup" was "how are you doing"
this is going to be an endless question loop isn't it
this is going to be an endless question loop isn't it
what happened to the date with insect boy?
umm we have certain biologically necessary life giving functions so thank you very much but you must live with us
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Respond with "how're you"
trab pu kcip
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that's next week. I get less and less excited about that though :S
I remember that after making the date plans I dreamed that I was going to get married to some bland dude and everyone was happy for me but I was like "holy shit I need to escape. I look great in this dress but I need to escape."
haha I'm so tempted.
edit: he said doing, not going of course. typo.
So what is it you're actually looking for?
And it's just a date arranged by an app most people consider a "hook up app", you aren't getting married
1) that assumes we actually want to continue the human race
2) you're not needed after those functions
3) just wait till cloning
trab pu kcip
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I know, it was just a dream. but I guess I'm scared of ending up with some 50% dude ya know. like I'm only meeting this guy because he was nice. there's no special connection or common interests going on. it's kinda weird for me.
I'm looking for the 100%. which is stupid in its own right but eh.
but I guess it also means I'm looking for an awesome wedding dress. regardless if I'm ever going to get married or not. it felt majestic. :3
Well you can be cool at least till Nintendo makes another metroid is then you're not needed anymore
Plus side is you're safe for a long time
Oooo! ♥ I'm probably more interested in wedding dresses than I should be. I'm not very guy-like, I'm afraid.
Just don't use the dress as a reason to get married to a 50% you nut!
It's like pulling teeth to make Misha give me the tiniest bit of credit
Mine too
trab pu kcip
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haha! I someone knew you were going to say this
♥which wedding dress would you pick jobbsy??
I won't! the dream showed me how that would end up like
yes. It's always talking to me though. it's whispering "geeettt laaaidd" all the time.
I only do backhanded compliments
an hour into my day and it kind of already blows
- I got asked to train someone. spent the last hour doing that
- someone lowkey chewed me out for not writing a process we should have had a year ago. nobody informed me there was such a need.
- I have a conference call in an hour to discuss a fucking stupid procedure that somehow got approved.
- I have to put the finishing touches on that shit article I wrote for the company newsletter
someone end me
- I got asked to train someone. spent the last hour doing that
- someone lowkey chewed me out for not writing a process we should have had a year ago. nobody informed me there was such a need.
- I have a conference call in an hour to discuss a fucking stupid procedure that somehow got approved.
- I have to put the finishing touches on that shit article I wrote for the company newsletter
someone end me
haha! I someone knew you were going to say this
which wedding dress would you pick jobbsy??
I can't exactly pick in just a few minutes, but here are some I like.
I'm in favor of wedding dresses being a bit sexy, I think there's such a thing as too stuffy.
This is hot
This one's a bit stuffy but the headress works together with it to make it seem kind of metal
Happy ending you?
RobotNinjaHornets
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How would you describe a 100% dood?
Is this American Horror Story - The Musical?
same!
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I woke myself up snoring
Why am I like this
Why am I like this
trab pu kcip
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can you be my wedding stylist? *o* I actually bookmarked a favorite of mine some time ago but it must've been on my old pc. :/I can't exactly pick in just a few minutes, but here are some I like.
I'm in favor of wedding dresses being a bit sexy, I think there's such a thing as too stuffy.
This is hot
This one's a bit stuffy but the headress works together with it to make it seem kind of metal
ideal dood: someone who is always into sex, on the silly side of funny and will go to punkrock shows with me.
you mean cute?
WhereAreMahDragonz
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"Cute"
trab pu kcip
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yes
ooh I found my picks..I actually posted them in GirlGAF:
I really need the second one though. *o*
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