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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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trab pu kcip
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when you sick at home but you still gotta defend the north.
liliththepale
Banned
when you sick at home but you still gotta defend the north.
I don't believe you.
Nobody looks that pretty when they're sick. ♥
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Is it me, or do you look a bit like Adele in that picture?when you sick at home but you still gotta defend the north.
trab pu kcip
Member
filter magic haha. but yeah, thankfully only a liittle sick. ♥ hope it's all gone tomorrow.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I need Zelda
My god
My god
trab pu kcip
Member
liliththepale
Banned
It looks even better than I could have imagined. Super happy with what they've shown off so far.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Zelda honestly made me nut like 50 times
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Wanna come to the restroom and have a quickie?what do you want to say to them?
I can translate
Jk.
No, I can't run to GAF anytime I want to flirt with these guys, lol.
trab pu kcip
Member
true flirting needs no words anyway
but a few basics:
Ich mag deinen bart -> I like your beard
Du bist heiss! -> you're hot!
Meine Vulva vibriert vor Erregung -> my vulva vibrates with arousal.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
That's the greatest pickup line ever. I should start using that.true flirting needs no words anyway
but a few basics:
Ich mag deinen bart -> I like your beard
Du bist heiss! -> you're hot!
Meine Vulva vibriert vor Erregung -> my vulva vibrates with arousal.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
true flirting needs no words anyway
but a few basics:
Ich mag deinen bart -> I like your beard
Du bist heiss! -> you're hot!
Meine Vulva vibriert vor Erregung -> my vulva vibrates with arousal.
Post bookmarked for future use
trab pu kcip
Member
german men scare easily. but they also need a firm hand to lead them. so it might actually work.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Professor Beef
Banned
Maybe I should've taken that bet with Jobbs after all?
You Know Nothing
Member
:: adds "Ich mag deinen Bart" to German pickup list ::
I'd suck him dry.
:: was drinking pickle juice yesterday ::
Saw this guy and had to bring him home
I'd suck him dry.
:: was drinking pickle juice yesterday ::
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I was thinking the same thing
true flirting needs no words anyway
but a few basics:
For more advanced pickup lines check some old German porn movies - those with story parts
hahaha fuckers!
we haven't proven the negative yet (for all we know they are planning to reveal this months from now) but it's looking less good than it was this morning.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I learned that these guys are Mats(sp?), So i outrank them. I'm not gonna pretend being called Frau McCartha doesn't make me tingle a little. I should just order one of them to go to dinner with me.
trab pu kcip
Member
doo eeet!
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You blasted wildling.when you sick at home but you still gotta defend the north.
Zelda:
Breath of the Wild? The name is pretty eh, but...
I WANT THE GAME
D
Deleted member 10571
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I didn't expect for Zelda to end up in my top3 of this E3, but it did. Man.
edit: Trab what happened with that last guy? I missed all of it!
edit: Trab what happened with that last guy? I missed all of it!
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
No female Link
Someone losing ten dollars
Someone losing ten dollars
Same for me. And I really like these kind of presentations instead of CG trailers or some laggy boss fights
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
trab pu kcip
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well he was someone I knew from shows and stuff and I actually liked. he messaged me out of nowhere, we were talking until he stopped responding (as usual). then before another show he suddenly texts me + asks if I was coming. like not really a date but definitely proclaiming interest.
at the show he was super high and barely talked to me except telling me he was in control of the weather and stoner stuff like that. haven't heard from him ever since.
The bet wasn't "there'll be a playable girl at e3"
it was "there'll be a playable girl in the game"
I haven't given up yet
what a fucking maroon
trab pu kcip
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I actually had to laugh a lot. it's pretty funny. still disappointed tho.
You Know Nothing
Member
I think you meant monsoon. Your joke sucks!
trab pu kcip
Member
hahaha
obviously I can't see the full context but it strikes me as a dumbass thing to say on a date (or sorta date)
trab pu kcip
Member
it wasn't really an official date, like I said before at some point: we both were there with friends. but he definitely seemed like he wanted to hang out together/see me too.
the problem still is why do you even make sure someone is showing up and then get too high too talk to them?!
Uhh... Don't we all do that all the fucking time?
"I don't like uncharted because..."
"I don't like BvS because..."
I'm sorry that I offended anyone by saying that I don't like duck face but it was seriously meant as a half serious jab at an ironic selfie. Nothing more. Remember that time you posted an angry bird after systembug posted a selfie? No one jumped down your throat then. Or how about the time you called me Moby?
I didn't call anyone anything derogatory or anything of the sort so your outburst was uncalled for.
There are certain stoners who prioritize getting high over almost anything, even trabses. :-/ It could be that, or maybe he didn't plan to get that high and accidentally did -- I have no idea!
Sounds like a silly little boy though, which isn't what you seem to be looking for based on what I can tell
OH MY GOD THERE'S A DOGGIE IN ZELDA!
friskykillface
Banned
Zelda is looking pretty good in the stream, nes remake semi true
Bummer about no female link but let link talk then
I bet it comes out March which is a long ass time , I wanna play now
Bummer about no female link but let link talk then
I bet it comes out March which is a long ass time , I wanna play now
trab pu kcip
Member
yeah. I just didn't know he was like that. the few times we talked he just seemed nice + cool. but now I do. kinda reminded me of my ex who was drunk all the time. so that alone repulsed me. I just can't take people like that seriously anymore.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
D
Deleted member 10571
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oh ffs.
While I gave up at this point and not even care anymore when it comes to myself, I feel real bad for you :/ I'm sure you'll find something great eventually, but your bad luck at this point is insane.
You Know Nothing
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trab pu kcip
Member
at this point I feel like it's something I'm doing or signaling to the world. can't be all coincidence.
can't find out what it is though.
Professor Beef
Banned
$10 that I'll never get from Jobbs
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