It would be a prized possession
Me and him didn't throw down, but he's a friend and I don't want him to stop being a friend.
A real shitshow all around.
Oof, yeah, that ain't cool.
Never knowingly been with someone who had a boyfriend, but a few women have neglected to inform me of their relationship status over the years. We were doing a work lunch a few months ago and my workmate informed me that the waiter was the (then) boyfriend of a girl who'd jumped into my bed after a night out a year or two ago.
Just DANdy. (because your name is Dan, and the word dan is in dandy, before the dy part).
I groaned.