Funky Papa
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Well, you kinda have to boil them clean and stuff first.
I don't want no boar mucus in my mouf, no sir. Even if that fucker probably messed with my truffles just before getting got.
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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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Well, you kinda have to boil them clean and stuff first.
I don't want no boar mucus in my mouf, no sir. Even if that fucker probably messed with my truffles just before getting got.
Maaan, Austin Walker is leaving Giant Bomb
Dude made some fantastic content, Jeff just can't keep any good young talent out there, he's running a farm league at this point.
He's becoming The Daily Show
I sure he's not hurting for talented people but I kinda feel bad for him regardless, Walker really gelled with the East crew.
You Know Nothing
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Well, she was there for the crab facial.
I'd do it around 6-7 in the evening on a weekday to get a feel for the people around the place. Hope it's a nice place!
When you pop open a crab leg and it squirts crab juice all up in your face and you're like:
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
That's a perfect time for me. Will see if I can do it on Monday. Can't say I'm not super nervous
Why you nervous though? You're there to audit shit and wear a white glove and run your finger on a banister looking for dirt and tsk tsking when you find it.
Chuckie
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I'd do it around 6-7 in the evening on a weekday to get a feel for the people around the place. Hope it's a nice place!
When you pop open a crab leg and it squirts crab juice all up in your face and you're like:
If it is all you can eat, would that be crab bukkake?
My coworker had his last day of work today and it was quite emotional. It will be quite hard for me, because we were a good team and I could talk with him about almost everything.
on the other side the ex-store manager who also had the last day, spoke to nobody for the whole day. Incompetent whining idiot. He will not be missed at all.
on the other side the ex-store manager who also had the last day, spoke to nobody for the whole day. Incompetent whining idiot. He will not be missed at all.
Don't be gross bro
Exactly. I have to know exactly what I'm looking for and grill them on that. Normally I forget things and am too willing to concede things. Sorta want to have my mom go with me since she's good at asking questions and such but then she ends up doing all the talking.
Have you tried doing some research on questions to ask? I wouldn't know tbh, but I'm sure there's a list out there "top 10 things people SHOULD ask when apartment hunting but don't" and then just write them down.
No shame in going down a list of important stuff. Throw in a random #11 question too like "do you believe in lizard people?" just to make it seem like you made the list up on the drive there.
Funky Papa
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Shower urination is the way.
You Know Nothing
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Yea but THERE COULD ALWAYS BE MORE!!! 😱😱😱
I never have. The toilet is like three feet away from the shower. How lazy do you have to be to not just use the toilet?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I'm not pissing down my leg because I'm in the shower.
I do other stuff in there
You Know Nothing
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I think significantly less of you now
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
NeoGAF️
You Know Nothing
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It can't be most of GAF because we know at least 75% of this forum seems to only shower once a week.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
That got me sent to rehab.
not gonna lie, I was a lowkey alchoholic before my kidneys got fucked up
I can't drink at all now. Probably for the best.
This is what made me think you were cool though
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me this weekend. I think we're going to storm the playground and own that shit.
You Know Nothing
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did you see that video of the guy that played survivor with his nieces and nephews?
Nope, explain
And I love physical comedy so much. I just do. His shoe flying off kills me.
I don't have a great deal of reverence for Black Sheep or Tommy Boy or whatever, but I still laugh any time Chris Farley hits his head or falls down
Couldn't do 99%. 85% already is a bit too much sometimes. 77% is the safe kind that I'm guaranteed yo like
Is there a YT Link? Daily MOtion has a 30 second ad wait, at the end it showed another ad so I gave up
You Know Nothing
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That thread about there being only six sex positions.
Clearly they've never done the waterfall.
Clearly they've never done the waterfall.
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Transhuman
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Settle a debate.
If you have two icecube trays, and you take 4 icecubes out, do you replace the icecubes you took out, or do you "wait until one tray is empty"?
If you have two icecube trays, and you take 4 icecubes out, do you replace the icecubes you took out, or do you "wait until one tray is empty"?
You don't only take four ice cubes out. You empty the entire tray and refill it. Or do you for some reason lack an icebox?
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Transhuman
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We do not.
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