She is. We've been texting since yesterday in a flirty way. She said she feels comfortable around me just as I do around her. I'm asking her out now...
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She is. We've been texting since yesterday in a flirty way. She said she feels comfortable around me just as I do around her. I'm asking her out now...
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Transhuman
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I googled baby burger, you are a sick man
If seeing your brother in a hospital is considered a bad thing by someone then they're no one worth datingkind of bummed this morning about missing coffee with that girl
but I'd be a huge ass if I didn't go to the hospital to see my brother yesterday
¯_(ツ_/¯
hopefully I didn't blow it
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Transhuman
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How close are you and your brother 1-10 how great is this girl 1-10.
brother 5
girl ?
I met her at this electro thing and she made me dance with her which is kind of unusual to have a girl be so assertive. This was saturday night. Made plans to do coffee yesterday but the whole thing with my brother almost dying got in the way of that. When I told her what was going on she was sympathetic but told me that she would let me know when she could chill again.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get ghosted.
that's true
it just sucks that there is this expiration date on making a good first impression
trab pu kcip
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what did she say??
That's not important anymore because she just suggested to spend the last night before the flight at my place
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
he's perma-junior'd for a thread he made about hypothetically having sex with animals.
I have never laughed so hard at a gaf thread.
Chuckie
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I have problems imagining a situation where you have that music on while you are fucking.
trab pu kcip
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That's not important anymore because she just suggested to spend the last night before the flight at my place
;o wohoo
Chuckie
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That's not important anymore because she just suggested to spend the last night before the flight at my place
Nice mate! Don't just hold hands!!!
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I MATCHED WITH THE YOUNGER BROTHER OF MY DRUNKEN WORKMATE HOOKUP. AAAAHHHHHH
trab pu kcip
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I feel like I'm the only one left in a sexless dimension.
I have a permanent residence there
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
He asked his brother how he knows me. Omg this is amazing and awkward. Gonna screenshot some of this convo for y'all.
Edit: I haven't gotten laid since the brother of this guy a month ago hahaha.
Edit: I haven't gotten laid since the brother of this guy a month ago hahaha.
ThoseDeafMutes
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nah. I'm right there with you.
with our powers combined we can make a hexagon
Sup folks
oh you know, the work/school hustle with a side of family medical emergency
yourself?
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
As of lately the only flirting I get is from my clients. And they're only flirting with me because I hold the balance of power in their payments.
ThoseDeafMutes
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EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I accepted the promotion/role shift a month ago instead of jumping ship. I think I was PPS/admin at the Melbourne meet, but now I'm a bona fide job coach / glorified councillor. Social work is a nice shift, even if the salesman facets of the role are gruelling.
Our entire organisation is up for sale though so who knows if I'll even have a job in a couple of months.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Better hold people's lives for ransom while you still can
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I should have said *months ago*. I've been in this role 4 - 5 months now.
and yeah, that's basically it. Why did you cancel my payments, Jarrod? Why do I have to look for work? How do I get out of this?
The absolute worst people on welfare are those with money buried in assets/accounts and high qualifications who refuse to be compliant with the service standards and dismiss the notion of taking any role lesser than their highest standard.
The alcoholics, drug users, and people with mental illnesses are easier to work with. And more enjoyable to be honest.
The alcoholics, drug users, and people with mental illnesses are easier to work with. And more enjoyable to be honest.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Not gonna cover names because they're dumb and who cares
Also found this gem
Oh tinder I love thee.
Amazing
Also found this gem
Oh tinder I love thee.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Is that hellsing cosplay?
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Yes it is.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Russell looks like he needs to get proper greased.
But maybe he has 1337 Tinder skills and talks some mad game.
But maybe he has 1337 Tinder skills and talks some mad game.
friskykillface
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Russell is god
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Is Jaran going to get porked ,tho?
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
For a second I thought Russell was dressed as Carmen Sandiego
If only
Not by me that's for sure. I swiped left so hard.
Wish I got a screenshot of the creepy foot fetishist too.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I honestly can't tell if this got funnier or weirder
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Young me had the biggest crush on Carmen Sandiego.
I think old me does as well.
I think old me does as well.
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Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Yeah but I'm also cackling at the absurdity of this dude and his family.
This is mr conspiracy theorist for those of you playing along at home.
My friend wants me to make a flowchart to keep up. I think I need one to keep up.
Also mr tradie was lovely.
trab pu kcip
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:flirts::
take Russell and forget awkward brother!!
HOW DID IT GOOOO
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I could probably fill a thread with terrible internet shags/matches.
I miss those times, and then I really fucking don't.
I miss those times, and then I really fucking don't.
Nerdkiller
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Me too, brotha, me too. I already posted one a few pages back. Here's another.
This was the initial message she sent me
I replied and she sent another giant message so I just gave her my number to avoid that. BIG MISTAKE.
If I didn't respond quick enough in text she would freak out and start messaging me on OKC again, like so
Then it got worse, she started calling me and leaving voice messages
oh, and even when I did try talking with her, she went on and on about her ex BF and other wild stuff not pictured here..
Eventually I told her I wasn't interested and she responded the way you'd think. Not good.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
My fave.
That time when I was offered to whore myself out at a male escort agency. It happened at the dating site where I met my girlfriend.
Hi. I work for a contact agency representing high income women and we are looking for a number of types of men since we have a wide range of requests. You'd be paid. If you have any questions or need more information, you can call right away at xxxxxxxxxx. Ask for Monica. Cheers.
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Transhuman
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It's because of people like Funky who deny their higher calling that the male escort industry isn't blooming anymore.
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Deleted member 10571
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Met a bunch of Pokemon players on my way to the shop just now! Thanks for asking
It went okay I think, I feel weirdly pessimistic but then I'm always weirdly pessimistic when it comes to these things. Nothing really went wrong, I don't think. Just a very (!) casual talk and I'll hear from'em next week. We'll see!
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