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[Lucian Cat]

I was just dicking around. But I feel that finding somebody who is 100% compatible with oneself erodes a lot of issues down the road.

I've been close to two years with my girlfriend (all my previous relationships lasted a few weeks at most) and I count my blessings for not falling into the old "boring obligatory sex" trap that seems to afflict so many couples. Being with somebody who is open minded/in tune and reciprocating under the sheets (and not just in a social context) is a wonderful thing that not many people get to experience, so I'm chuffed for you.

Let's see how things go

 

[Funky Papa]

When I click on the CRT, PVM and RGB thread and look at my cheapo Thomson TV.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Sounds like far more work than its worth. Especially if I have to rely on those two chuckleheads.

Fuck you too! If I ever see you prepare to be punched in the dick, and I don't mean the pleasant punch in the dick.

4th date tomorrow. He's taking me out somewhere for dinner.
And we kinda just implied we're exclusive. Oh my!

Congrats, but can we still talk to each other in a lewd way? 😭

I like it too. I can't explain exactly why though.

My last GF didn't. My current one does. It's nice to be on the same page.

When I used to deliver the local news paper 5 years ago I found a young sparrow that apparently had collided with a window. I got him to the local animal shelter because they could probably take better care of him than me.

There were a lot of questions, but they came after the celebrating. Her parents were absolutely stellar and super encouraging, but then they wanted to know like how long had Lucy known, was she all the way (why does that matter?), had she been seeing other people in the past and having to hide it, was there anything they could do to help out... that sort of stuff.

It must be so nice to have your family's unconditional support concerning such a serious topic. I'm glad for Lucy and you though, you go girls!

Spoiler

It sucks to be a lonely bi-boy

 

[Jobbs]

I started paying more attention to my stats when running. My first two miles went at about 8 minutes each, and by mile 5 I had slowed to 10 minute miles. I wasn't particularly pushing myself for speed, I was just curious about my pace. I might try to push it faster next time.

Anyone else here run? What kind of times do you do?

When I used to deliver the local news paper 5 years ago I found a young sparrow that apparently had collided with a window. I got him to the local animal shelter because they could probably take better care of him than me.

I'm not sure if you missed the subtext or are just acting cute, but +1 for being compassionate to an animal :3

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hm

Do I stick with the Greens or bail on them and join Labour to support Corbs?

Hmmmm

I wonder which party has more cute girls

 

[Misha]

Hm

Do I stick with the Greens or bail on them and join Labour to support Corbs?

Hmmmm

I wonder which party has more cute girls

Green Party sounds like it involves weed. Labor party sounds like something Stalin came up with to make people feel better about forced labor.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Green Party sounds like it involves weed. Labor party sounds like something Stalin came up with to make people feel better about forced labor.

Decriminalising weed is Green Party policy

And Labour are a socialist party

So I guess you aren't entirely off base

 

[Misha]

Decriminalising weed is Green Party policy

And Labour are a socialist party

So I guess you aren't entirely off base

Easy choice then. Weed> stalin

 

[Vazra]

It's now official: we've lost Lilith.

Time to convince Vaz or Jake to join the bright side and equalize things ITT.

Do you like the taste of olives? I hope you like the taste of olives.

I prefer the thick meat burrito over the vertical fish taco. #SorryNotSorry

I hate olives. I gag automatically as it touches my tongue.

 

[Xiao Hu]

It's a little bit unfair to equate the whole of Socialism with Stalin.

I'm not sure if you missed the subtext or are just acting cute, but +1 for being compassionate to an animal :3

Dude, I don't even fucking know

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Easy choice then. Weed> stalin

True

On the other hand, Corbyn. Also Labour actually have a chance of becoming the government

It's a little bit unfair to equate the whole of Socialism with Stalin.

It's allowed as long as I can equate capitalism with Pinochet

 

[Zero²]

I prefer the thick meat burrito over the vertical fish taco. #SorryNotSorry

I hate olives. I gag automatically as it touches my tongue.

👀👀👀👀👀

 

[Funky Papa]

I hate olives. I gag automatically as it touches my tongue.

Stick to trumpet practice then, the harmonica is Not for You™

 

[Misha]

It's a little bit unfair to equate the whole of Socialism with Stalin.

Read the rest of the conversation

 

[trab pu kcip]

Realsies. We made the Facebook posts and everything tonight and went out to dinner to celebrate.

omg!! congrats <333 I know I'm on team "rather staying single for a while" after a breakup but if it just happens to work out with the right person there's not reason to wait. this is so great. hope you'll have a great time together

 

[trab pu kcip]

man with all the mosquitos in my room every night I bet I already have the Zika virus. good thing I'll probably never have kids anyway

 

[Xiao Hu]

man with all the mosquitos in my room every night I bet I already have the Zika virus. good thing I'll probably never have kids anyway

Do you have a place to buy mosquito repelling incense? This is what we usually used against those little bastards in Shanghai.

 

[FUME5]

man with all the mosquitos in my room every night I bet I already have the Zika virus. good thing I'll probably never have kids anyway

Maybe their hearts will be as big as their heads.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Do you have a place to buy mosquito repelling incense? This is what we usually used against those little bastards in Shanghai.

I do..like the spray. I don't feel like it really works tho :/

Maybe their hearts will be as big as their heads.

are you saying my kids would be heartless??

 

[Funky Papa]

There's nothing more unnerving that the buzzing sound of a mosquito hovering close to your ears when you are trying to sleep. I'd be in favour of eliminating mosquitos altogether if we were certain that wouldn't have a negative impact on the environment.

Incidentally, there are few things more enjoyable that seeing those fuckers getting zapped by a laser.

 

[friskykillface]

*checks back pages*

Emma Emma infinity Emma gifs :3 <3

 

[trab pu kcip]

There's nothing more unnerving that the buzzing sound of a mosquito hovering close to your ears when you are trying to sleep. I'd be in favour of eliminating mosquitos altogether if we were certain that wouldn't have a negative impact on the environment.

even if it had. unleash hell on earth, I don't care. I just want to see my enemies perish. there should be a terrible virus that only targets mosquitos and my ex-boyfriends.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I do..like the spray. I don't feel like it really works tho :/

I mean something more like this

 

[FUME5]

I do..like the spray. I don't feel like it really works tho :/


are you saying my kids would be heartless??

Shit.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I mean something more like this

ooh does it really work? :O

 

[Vazra]

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[RobotNinjaHornets]

I don't mean to draw the ire of the thread

But

I kind of don't get the adoration of Emma Roberts

 

[trab pu kcip]

I don't mean to draw the ire of the thread

But

I kind of don't get the adoration Emma Roberts

me neither. I like her in shows but to me she still looks like a little girl playing dress up for some reason

 

[Xiao Hu]

ooh does it really work? :O

Worked for us. Evenings on the balcony without that one burning on the table would have been unimaginable. Your local Baumarkt should have it, just light it and put it on the window sill.

 

[FloatOn]

Emma Stone is the better Emma in hollywood

 

[Vazra]

Emma Stone is the better Emma in hollywood

Co-signed and might bang.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

man with all the mosquitos in my room every night I bet I already have the Zika virus. good thing I'll probably never have kids anyway

You live in Brazil, now?

 

[Misha]

Unpopular opinion: Korra and Asami is one of the most realistic relationships I've seen in fiction

Starts off with them being interested in other people (well the same person) and they become friends and don't think much about it
They get along for awhile but aren't particularly close.
After they mature and the group dynamic changes they find themselves spending more time with each other and find that they're just comfortable with one another
It's unspoken but they realize where it's headed and decide to be together

This seems to happen semi often irl from my experience

 

[trab pu kcip]

Worked for us. Evenings on the balcony without that one burning on the table would have been unimaginable. Your local Baumarkt should have it, just light it and put it on the window sill.

sounds good!

You live in Brazil, now?

no but people from Brazil might bring it here! wake up!

 

[Transhuman]

Zika mosquitos are the new Africanized honey bees

 

[Misha]

Zika mosquitos are the new Africanized honey bees

Why not West Nile virus mosquitos?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

sounds good!


no but people from Brazil might bring it here! wake up!

I was at a Brazilian all you can eat last Saturday. :/

Spoiler

Dat caramelized pineapple. <3

 

[trab pu kcip]

I was at a Brazilian all you can eat last Saturday. :/

Spoiler

Dat caramelized pineapple. <3

 

[Patrick Bateman]

It was worth it.

 

[trab pu kcip]

It was worth it.

tell that to your tiny-headed kids.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I was at a Brazilian all you can eat last Saturday. :/

I've been in this thread too long...

 

[Misha]

I've been in this thread too long...

More like not long enough

 

[Nerdkiller]

tell that to your tiny-headed kids.

GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE...

 

[Patrick Bateman]

tell that to your tiny-headed kids.

They'll still be tall and have huge dicks.

 

[Xiao Hu]

They'll still be tall and have huge dicks.

Vazra and I demand proof

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Vazra and I demand proof

I don't have kids, yet and I wouldn't want to post nude pics of them on the interweb.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[Vazra]

I don't have kids, yet and I wouldn't want to post nude pics of them on the interweb.

We just wanna see your penis Patrick. Its no big deal.

 

[FloatOn]

it's about 10 pages too early to shitpost

 

[Patrick Bateman]

We just wanna see your penis Patrick. Its no big deal.

Yes it actually is. :>