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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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Nerdkiller

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Remember that thread that talked about the alternate universe theory regarding Berenstain Bears...I wonder if it also applies to those who spell Looney Tunes, Looney Toons. Feels like something that needs to be addressed.
 
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Risgroo

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You Know Nothing said:
Oh my god. What a raging dumpster fire.
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Yeeeeaaah, I think I'm staying away from Fallout threads for a while.
A Fish Aficionado said:
It always was.
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Maybe it's just me, but it feels like Gaf is a lot more hostile/whiny these days. You know something's wrong when people get poor JaseC to stop using Srsly Ramadan avatars :(

They'll never take away my irrelevant F1 gifs tho!
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You Know Nothing

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On the bright side, you didn't get shot!

Tchetil said:
Maybe it's just me, but it feels like Gaf is a lot more hostile/whiny these days. You know something's wrong when people get poor JaseC to stop using Srsly Ramadan avatars :(
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My piece of corporate plastic is better than your piece of corporate plastic.

Suck it!
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
"Due to a sudden and unexpected inflow decrease we've cut your monthly salary to the equivalent of your weekly booze allotment, forcing you to take side gigs to make ends, but if things pan out you will be snorting coke from the ass of Valentina Nappi in no time. Promise".

The joys of working at a startup.

Drink4me, FGAF.
 
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TheKaeptain

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Funky Papa said:
"Due to a sudden and unexpected inflow decrease we've cut your monthly salary to the equivalent of your weekly booze allotment, forcing you to take side gigs to make ends, but if things pan out you will be snorting coke from the ass of Valentina Nappi in no time. Promise".

The joys of working at a startup.

Drink4me, FGAF.
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Nappi was on the short list of chicks I want to hook up with that I gave my porn friend. She's going to work on it.
 
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You Know Nothing

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Pretty pleased with this overall. Especially that redistricting reform.

Issue 2 passing especially by such a narrow margin is trash tho. Ballot initiatives just got a lot harder.
 
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Nerdkiller

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So, GOG are doing a sale where if you spend a certain amount, you get up to 3 free games. One of those games is Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena and I want to know the consensus if it's a good port or not.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It's 2015.

Adult men are still not going down on the puss.

What the fuck.

I mean, even Jake admitted to a degree of curiosity that one day. I'm sure he was drunk like a skunk, but still.
 
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You Know Nothing

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BANKS - Better

End me.

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SPMH said:
I've actually got to the point after many many years of man-whoring that I'm not excited or trying for sex anymore.
Instead what really pleasures me is basically body worship of the woman I'm with.

Lay her out, kiss every inch, eat the ass and pussy like a monster.

Last GF was still breastfeeding even..
She'd be on her period and I'd have blood, milk and juices all all over my face.
The nighr we broke up I ate the booty one last time on her living room floor as a goodbye kiss lol

Current GF is skinny and tiny. LOVE scooping both hands under her ass and lifting her up to my face. Ass in my hands 2ft off the bed and my faced buried in her cunt. Makes the front to back dining experience great and hands full of ass can't be beat.
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Post of the year contender. 😂
 
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Kevyt

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Protip: It's always best to put a good wad of toilet paper into the bowl before pooping so that the cold water doesn't splash up your bum hole.
 
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You Know Nothing

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Who wants some free Steam keys?

I have:

Abyss Odyssey
A Story About My Uncle (Great game. Very Mirror's Edge.)
Contangion
Euro Truck Simulator 2 (kek)
Spintires™
 
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You Know Nothing

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Tchetil said:
New Star Wars trailer
New Grimes album
New Queen Ellie album
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Art Angels is literally perfect.

Delirium is... well it's an album all right. The Target bonus tracks are great at least. They're serving ~OG~ Ellie.

Two Years Ago
Let It Die

I've managed to salvage 12 tracks now. But what a bloated mess of an album. And the intro makes it seem like you're going to experience a left field pop album and then you get hit with utterly faceless pop most of the time. I Do What I Love is one of the worst songs I've ever heard from anyone.
 
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Risgroo

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You Know Nothing said:
Art Angels is literally perfect.

Delirium is... well it's an album all right. The Target bonus tracks are great at least. They're serving ~OG~ Ellie.

Two Years Ago
Let It Die

I've managed to salvage 12 tracks now. But what a bloated mess of an album. And the intro makes it seem like you're going to experience a left field pop album and then you get hit with utterly faceless pop most of the time. I Do What I Love is one of the worst songs I've ever heard from anyone.
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:S
I'm listening to Art Angels right now, and while I didn't really enjoy the first few tracks, everything from Flesh Without Blood and on is amazing. Gonna check out Delirium later tonight...
 
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Funky Papa

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Risgroo

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You Know Nothing said:
Who wants some free Steam keys?

I have:

Abyss Odyssey
A Story About My Uncle (Great game. Very Mirror's Edge.)
Contangion
Euro Truck Simulator 2 (kek)
Spintires™
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Yooo I'll take Spintyres if you still have it.
You Know Nothing said:
Kill V. Maim is THE bop of my life for at least the next year.

And Venus Fly. WHEW.
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Yesssssssss! All the staifam.gifs
Funky Papa said:
That and all women magically became lesbians or bisexual by the power of science.

We are truly blessed.
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One step closer to my threesome with Eva Green and Daisy Ridley 👀
 
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