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[MutFox]

Can I proclaim myself the official Daddy of FakeGAF

Only if I can be the Cool Uncle...

Daddy = Daddy

I only just got that... :|

 

[FUME5]

My son, this is not a matter of actual fatherhood.

I'm suddenly getting Catholic priest vibes from you.

EDIT

Cool uncles don't post giant Charizard pics, they get wasted at barbecues.

 

[MutFox]

Cool uncles don't post giant Charizard pics, they get wasted at barbecues.

That's not cool? Guess I'll drink for a different reason...

 

[Jobbs]

I'm an actual cool uncle and maybe the actualest coolest uncle there is, time tested

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I'm an Actual Cool Uncle(tm), too.

 

[MutFox]

When you turn Karate into a kawaii metal dance

 

[FUME5]

Are your nephews / nieces teenagers?

Are they cool teenagers?

Yeah, didn't think so. We'll see how cool they think you are once the hormones kick in.

 

[MutFox]

I was the first cool uncle, remember that!

Remember Me!!!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hopefully I don't become an aunt anytime soon

Wow I haven't talked to my brother in three months

 

[Chuckie]

Hopefully I don't become an aunt anytime soon

Wow I haven't talked to my brother in three months

Maybe you already are an aunt...but don't know it yet :O

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Why am i watching Grey's.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why am i watching Grey's.

Beats the hell out of me.

All Shonda Rhimes shows are trash. Scandal being the most egregious.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Maybe you already are an aunt...but don't know it yet :O

New phone who dis

 

[Clydefrog]

Emotional RollerWitcher 3

Spoiler

Finally found Ciri on the Isle of Mists. Thought she was dead.

Then did that whole big fight at Kaer Morhen. Caught some of it in 120p on my stupid Twitch.tv channel. Gotta fight some jackhole Wild Hunt guy in Skellige now.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

what is the origin of dragonz tag?

 

[Symphonia]

Good morning, you beautiful mofos.

How we all doing?

 

[Clydefrog]

what is the origin of dragonz tag?

D = Dick

Dick = Dick

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'm confuzzled.

 

[You Know Nothing]

what is the origin of dragonz tag?

Tiddums once asked if she would make him get circumcised. Her response was, "Nah man, dick is dick." Later Tiddums embellished this exchange and gave her that tag.

The context of all this was the conversation was focusing on dick as it is wont to do.

 

[liliththepale]

I'm confuzzled.

Because you disagree or you're missing the context?

D = D is like saying any hole's a goal, or maybe anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. It's categorically absurd.

Yes I practice dick/dildo preferences and elitism.

 

[Jobbs]

so many motherfuckers in here

scrub alarms rangin

there's now a "luck" stat in dark souls 3, it's making me nervous

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Tiddums once asked if she would make him get circumcised. Her response was, "Nah man, dick is dick." Later Tiddums embellished this exchange and gave her that tag.

The context of all this was the conversation was focusing on dick as it is wont to do.

I totes get it now. Thanks.

Because you disagree or you're missing the context?

D = D is like saying any hole's a goal, or maybe anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. It's categorically absurd.

Yes I practice dick/dildo preferences and elitism.

Does that make a Q-Tip a dildo?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It might be just me but

The D = D part kind of reminds me of a dick emoji

 

[Jobbs]

It might be just me but

The D = D part kind of reminds me of a dick emoji

yeh watch

800000D - - -

the hyphens are sperm, I learned that little trick in jr. high

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

8====D

 

[liliththepale]

there's now a "luck" stat in dark souls 3, it's making me nervous

I hope the implementation is completely opaque and possibly completely inert! >

Does that make a Q-Tip a dildo?

that sounds more like fisting tbh

 

[SystemBug]

GAH I want to play video games so baad

 

[Jobbs]

I hope the implementation is completely opaque and possibly completely inert! >

Apparently luck increases item drops which sounds kinda bullshit for a main stat, and it also increases poison effectiveness. I think I'm gonna leave it alone. Wouldn't surprise me if some cool weapons scale off of it though.

8====D

You lack girth, sir

 

[Clydefrog]

so many motherfuckers in here

scrub alarms rangin

there's now a "luck" stat in dark souls 3, it's making me nervous

Jobbs, I don't know HOW, but I've checked my spreadsheet and you've gained 8 points since I last updated it. You're in fifth place now.

I still hate you but damn

 

[Jobbs]

Jobbs, I don't know HOW, but I've checked my spreadsheet and you've gained 8 points since I last updated it. You're in fifth place now.

I still hate you but damn

:: nods excriliciously ::

"Thank you, Clydefrog, for the update," Jobbs chortled, his chortling voice echoing in the night air.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

You lack girth, sir

not head

 

[Clydefrog]

:: nods excriliciously ::

"Thank you, Clydefrog, for the update," Jobbs chortled, his chortling voice echoing in the night air.

HAHAHA thank you! back to zero you go.

for misspelling excreliciously

 

[FUME5]

Harsh ruling.

 

[Jobbs]

Now I drift to sleep to the sound of the news telling me about people dying in airport explosions

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

People are dying agonizing and preventable deaths everywhere.

My goal in life is just to do at least one stint at MSF.


And then just work at a community clinic.

 

[Clydefrog]

Shoot me into space for science.

I'll even take robo-Alicia Vikander with me. She doesn't have to do her part in Ex Machina, but it might help ease the tension.

 

[Funky Papa]

What the hell is a daddy anyway.

The Tumblr fixation of some girls with that word freaks me out.

 

[You Know Nothing]

What the hell is a daddy anyway.

The Tumblr fixation of some girls with that word freaks me out.

The gays seem to apply it to any man over 18 with the slightest peach fuzz.

 

[Chuckie]

that sounds more like fisting tbh

How is a q-tip fisting? If you put it in your pee hole?


Why am I discussing this

 

[You Know Nothing]

How is a q-tip fisting? If you put it in your pee hole?


Why am I discussing this

Would be sounding in that case.

:: shudders ::

 

[Funky Papa]

Would be sounding in that case.

:: shudders ::

nononono

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I have an "associate producer" position in which I am interested in but I think I just might give very cynical answers to, because honest ones have never worked in the past five years.

https://americanpublicmedia.applicantpro.com/jobs/357046.html

Any goddam monkey can do that job, while I still get passed over.

 

[Clydefrog]

I have an "associate producer" position in which I am interested in but I think I just might give very cynical answers to, because honest ones have never worked in the past five years.

https://americanpublicmedia.applicantpro.com/jobs/357046.html

Any goddam monkey can do that job, while I still get passed over.

Associate Producer sounds like a great job, man. If I were you, I'd keep going for the honest answers. But, Hollywood...

I never understood how actors fail at interviews. That means they suck, right?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

It's an entry level position.

 

[Clydefrog]

It's a position.

 

[FUME5]

And you can take those prions to the bank.

 

[Chuckie]

Would be sounding in that case.

:: shudders ::

Why is it called sounding....and more importantly why the fuck did I look it up.

 

[Funky Papa]

Three days into my no carb period and I'm already hallucinating.

Take me, pizza.

 

[Transhuman]

That looks like a colonoscopy of a person made of pizza.

 

[Symphonia]

What the hell is a daddy anyway?

I'm your daddy.