Edit: when the he'll did I get this tag and wtf is its context
hey at least you have some kind of tag
I've been on gaf for years and I've got nothing
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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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hey at least you have some kind of tag
I've been on gaf for years and I've got nothing
I'm going with the tag and assuming you smell like a sled.
its what I live for
CLP = Cold Limp Penis?
If I ever become a mod (doubtful) I would give you a tag. Not something you like but a tag none the less.
*proceeds to double down and finds another idiot who agrees*
The lack of self awareness for some people is astounding
Whatever, they're but ANTS COMPARED TO MY GIANT INTELLECT!
Seriously though I hope that dude never makes any important life decisions based on someone's casual use of the word "like" as a discourse marker.
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I have a dentist appointment in 30 minutes and I'm going to get drilled which means I'm going to get numbed which means they're going to stick a needle in my mouth and I'm not having a good day.
The dentist is great at making the actual injection process almost painless, but the idea of a fucking needle sticking into my gums is always terrifying to me.
Seriously though I hope that dude never makes any important life decisions based on someone's casual use of the word "like" as a discourse marker.
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I have a dentist appointment in 30 minutes and I'm going to get drilled which means I'm going to get numbed which means they're going to stick a needle in my mouth and I'm not having a good day.
The dentist is great at making the actual injection process almost painless, but the idea of a fucking needle sticking into my gums is always terrifying to me.
tbf I was complaining more generally at that point but yeah
you just gotta sorta let it happen.accept the inevitability
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I just made cheddar and bacon quesadillas.
Dentists are evi.
Dentists are evi.
The internet boosts confidence because you'll likely never meet any of these people face to face and they don't know who you are in real life. Intelligence doesn't scale with it. Look at me. I say stupid shit on here all the time.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Ooooooohhhhh shit :0
Hyper Light Drifter is out at the end of the month on STEAM.
Indie GotY 2016 just got a bit stiffer holy shit.
E: Mayhaps to put off getting Slain for now goddang
I say stupid stuff all the time too but I (like you I assume) am capable of realizing its stupid and also realize that its something I said and something I thought up so its completely fair to judge me on it
Also I'm now bored
But I have a problem because, outside of here, I have intentions of meeting with the people I start talking to. For example, girls I meet on OKCupid or Tinder. I'm fine talking online because, as you said, you're behind a screen. You automatically feel more confident. But when it comes to meeting them face-to-face, I'm a mess. I either stutter and stammer my way through a conversation, make awkward/inappropriate comments and jokes, or they just get put off instantly and walk off. I've had that happen before. It sucks.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
It's fine. I had (still have? I don't know. I need to test it out in public a few more times) problems with anxiety when I'd talk to people I'd never spoken to before or people that I was interested in. It made life hell to the point that I eventually hit a breaking point and instead of breaking down and going insane I went the other way and pretty much gave up on most of my worries because it was too much. Whatever irrational fear that was spawning them in the first place never happened. I think psychologists refer to that as immersion therapy. *shrug*
It's easier said than done but you have to realize that your reasons for worrying are most likely bullshit, especially if the other person has already met you/seen your dating profile. And keep the humor/conversation maturity level to whatever level it was when you were messaging.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Don't kink shame me
Gays also have it.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
The mental image of someone calling me daddy while having sex is a bit disturbing. I guess in a way Im "nurturing" if I'm getting head but lord it sounds disgusting. Not sure what is more disgusting the brother fetish in anime or the people in real life calling their partner Daddy or Mommy.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
They asked? What.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I've just realised
I can't read the word brother my brain saying it in Liquid Snake's voice
BROTHERRR
I can't read the word brother my brain saying it in Liquid Snake's voice
BROTHERRR
uhhhhhh
so remember that big monthly meeting I was talking about that I put the slides together for?
my boss just asked me to do the presentation because he's going to help on the floor
I'm basically flying solo on this one.
this presentation is 50+ slides and covers the details of our entire operation for the month of february.
I'm either totally fucked or this is going to be my time to shine
pray 4 me
so remember that big monthly meeting I was talking about that I put the slides together for?
my boss just asked me to do the presentation because he's going to help on the floor
I'm basically flying solo on this one.
this presentation is 50+ slides and covers the details of our entire operation for the month of february.
I'm either totally fucked or this is going to be my time to shine
pray 4 me
I have you in my prayers FloatOn and have sacrificed a pen to the Gods of PowerPoint in your name.
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I survived the Dentist with minimal emotional scarring. Needles in gums OMG I almost passed out.
That dentist is dope because he's a huge nerd and we just talk about comic books the whole time. Makes for a nice, personable experience.
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I survived the Dentist with minimal emotional scarring. Needles in gums OMG I almost passed out.
That dentist is dope because he's a huge nerd and we just talk about comic books the whole time. Makes for a nice, personable experience.
Be confident dude. I'm pretty sure you can do that just fine
At least my friends in Brussels are fine
Happy birthday, 30 is around the corner
Good Christ I'm 28. Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday, 30 is around the corner
Tell me about it. March fucking sucks.Is it April yet? This month has been so bad
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Is it April yet? This month has been so bad
Do you need a hug I'm here
ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY FISH
liliththepale
Banned
Oh you definitely got caught. It's just embarrassing and tiring to call attention to it every time.
How do you even have time for the gym? Everything is about the baby now and forever for the next eighteen years. All of your energy is for Evy! Your biological function as an individual has ceased, it's her time to shine!
Aw, March has been pretty great for me. April's going to be even better though.
I just miss my friend. It's only been a few days, I know, but I miss her like crazy.
Does NeoGAF still do Tinychat nights on cam? We should.
Hugs are always appreciated, Full House taught me this!
March hasn't been the worst, just a lot of little things adding up over time on top of my car.
April should be good though, lots of things planned that month.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Not too late to change the baby's name to Lyra or Saskia or Ariella or Digit or 'Crystal Wizard Woof Fuck'. I like the last one because that way when she's 19 and releases her first self-titled album, the album name can still sound fuckin' rad.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
And nothing of value was lost
I decided to read this book series last year, first two weren't horrible, but my god that 3rd book was a piece of trash, one of the worse things I've read in years.
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Transhuman
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One thing I hate about Harry Potter is that it gives responsible snake owners a bad image.
You Know Nothing
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I hope Theo James gets cast in something worth watching after this debacle.
Spicy Chicken chunks with 3 cheese blend melted on top.
He can have a role in my bed.
I hope Theo James gets cast in something worth watching after this debacle.
He can have a role in my bed.
You Know Nothing
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