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[liliththepale]

Avocado is the morbidly obese of the fruits. Wrong texture, doughy flesh, suspicious taste.

I know you're just trying to rile me up but when you pick an example that falls this flat I can't help but think you aren't even trying.

Avocado is the most healthy fruit. If you don't enjoy the flavor of the healthiest food then your biological evolution was insufficient and frankly lesser than that of normal people.

I don't know if I'd be able to distinguish the avocado from the cooked pasta. The two textures aren't that much different. If you need a veggie pasta dish, why not go with something more crunchy like cucumber or zucchini? Cook the pasta al dente, cook the veggies crunchy.

That's why I left it in big huge chunks. The only crunchy stuff that belongs in pasta is Parmesan cheese.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

meanwhile I'm eating oreos

 

[Funky Papa]

I know you're just trying to rile me up but when you pick an example that falls this flat I can't help but think you aren't even trying.

Avocado is the most healthy fruit. If you don't enjoy the flavor of the healthiest food then your biological evolution was insufficient and frankly lesser than that of normal people.

Girl, I'd substitute avocado with ibérico if I could. "Healthy" is what people hum to themselves to rationalise eating avocados.

Besides, everybody knows that ripe cherries are the God tier fruit. My parents own a bunch of trees and each summer I eat them by the buckets. So plump. So firm. So juicy. asdasdasdasd

 

[You Know Nothing]

meanwhile I'm eating oreos

I prefer the cookie itself to the cream tbh.

 

[Clydefrog]

Kraft Mac & Cheese is $1 / packet.

ibérifruit, papa? ay

 

[You Know Nothing]

Kraft Mac and Trash is more like it.

 

[Funky Papa]

Mac & Cheese is just gross. Reminds me of that time when I tried the cheeto crust recipe to see if it turned magically edible, but nope. It's just some bland mass of poor quality pasta and even lesser quality subcheese.

 

[Clydefrog]

Kraft macaroni and cheese is indeed trash. I was just stating how cheap it is. You could easily get 0.75 avocados / mac&cheese packet.

That's like 1 meal versus 4.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

This is like meeting your heroes.

Not like this Papa.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mac & Cheese is just gross. Reminds me of that time when I tried the cheeto crust recipe to see if it turned magically edible, but nope. It's just some bland mass of poor quality pasta and even lesser quality subcheese.

Mac and cheese made with good cheese is heavenly. It's prime comfort food.

#It'sAnAmericanThingIGuess

 

[...Scatter...]

Avocados are high in fat and will make you the round mound of rebound.

Edit: I'm with Funky on the cherries. God tier. Same with perfect grapes.

 

[SystemBug]

I have never seen anybody so passionate about avocados.

I guess we all have our thing. For me it's plain Greek Yogurt.

I don't really cook anymore but the last great thing I made was this piece of chicken breast

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[...Scatter...]

Fancypants. We don't have that kind of money here. Move along folks, the 1%ers are showing off.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Give me about five bowls and then I'll clap after finishing.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Spaniards love El Pollo Loco, or at least my family does when they visit.

 

[Clydefrog]

I think the real kicker in that photo is $18 for Yakisoba noodles. Damn you, Stone!!

 

[Funky Papa]

Spaniards love El Pollo Loco, or at least my family does when they visit.

The hell?

We have no Pollo Locos in here! The closest thing is El Pollo Campero, which is pretty good, but not very well known.

I think the real kicker in that photo is $18 for Yakisoba noodles. Damn you, Stone!!

Looks like a fancy place. I mean, the M&C even has meaty bits.

 

[liliththepale]

Girl, I'd substitute avocado with ibérico if I could. "Healthy" is what people hum to themselves to rationalise eating avocados.

Besides, everybody knows that ripe cherries are the God tier fruit. My parents own a bunch of trees and each summer I eat them by the buckets. So plump. So firm. So juicy. asdasdasdasd

What? No "healthy" is the mantra of kale eaters. Avocado is undeniably delicious. There's a reason Chipotle et al can get away with charging you an arm and a leg for a tiny dollop of avocado pulp.

Avocados are high in fat and will make you the round mound of rebound.

Okay, I need to stop being playful here because this is legitimate FUD. The unsaturated fats of avocado lower your cholesterol and risk of heart disease, the exact opposite of the trans fats and saturated fats of something like a McDonalds meal. You should be getting 20–35% of your calories from unsaturated fats, especially instead of getting them all from refined carbs.

 

[Funky Papa]

Finally, some common ground.

Fuck kale.

And fuck quinoa eaters while we are at it.

 

[SystemBug]

What? No "healthy" is the mantra of kale eaters. Avocado is undeniably delicious. There's a reason Chipotle et al can get away with charging you an arm and a leg for a tiny dollop of avocado pulp.

Avacado? more like Avataco am I right?

 

[...Scatter...]

What? No "healthy" is the mantra of kale eaters. Avocado is undeniably delicious. There's a reason Chipotle et al can get away with charging you an arm and a leg for a tiny dollop of avocado pulp.




Okay, I need to stop being playful here because this is legitimate FUD. The unsaturated fats of avocado lower your cholesterol and risk of heart disease, the exact opposite of the trans fats and saturated fats of something like a McDonalds meal. You should be getting 20–35% of your calories from unsaturated fats, especially instead of getting them all from refined carbs.

Fat and calories. A little avocado won't kill you, but it's still not a super "healthy" fruit. It has notional content but rest two of those a day and I guarantee you'll be getting plump and soft...Like an avocado.

Now I'm backing down before Lilith im"pales" me...

 

[Funky Papa]

Work your ass to get account

Get account

Get account swept from you because the client's marketing head likes to go for drinks with that asshat workmate who's been accused of stealing accounts before and is probably on his way out

Mad Men was a fucking documentary.

 

[FUME5]

Cheese and macavado.

 

[liliththepale]

Fat and calories. A little avocado won't kill you, but it's still not a super "healthy" fruit. It has notional content but rest two of those a day and I guarantee you'll be getting plump and soft...Like an avocado.

Now I'm backing down before Lilith im"pales" me...

Two full avocados, which is more than pretty much anyone eats in a day, isn't even 100% of the daily fat you need in a day.

But sure. Anything in excess is bad. That's why it's called excess.



anecdotally speaking, I eat avocado practically every day and have a BMI of 20.1.

 

[FUME5]

I have a BMI of a few beers and about to get chicken karagee and kutsu sushi roll.

Whatever that mayo like sauce is, it's fucking dope.

 

[SystemBug]

dam I wish I had a BMI like that

 

[Ceallach]

For my last PFA I shook out as:

68"
144lbs
21-41-12
Body Fat 20%
Fat Mass 29lbs
Lean Mass 115lbs
Body Fat Category Athletic

 

[Transhuman]

My BMI is 14.5 because I have ascended the needs of flesh.

 

[Funky Papa]

My BMI is 14.5 because I have ascended the needs of flesh.

Twink.

I have no idea what my BMI is, but there's an oldi-sh picture of me at the gym floating around showing some leg ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

Edit:

BEHOLD MY PALE SELF

 

[Funky Papa]

Get into Perturbator's Neo Tokio.

So hot it's been banned from most streaming services

Spoiler

because cartoon tits are super offensive and they can't use a cover that LEWD

. It's also so damn dark and relentless it makes you feel like the IRL version of some Neo Geo shooter hero.

 

[FloatOn]

Get into Perturbator's Neo Tokio.

So hot it's been banned from most streaming services

Spoiler

because cartoon tits are super offensive and they can't use a cover that LEWD

. It's also so damn dark and relentless it makes you feel like the IRL version of some Neo Geo shooter hero.

thanks for this.

in other news, both my spedometer and gas gauge in my car stopped working this morning. made my commute super fun

/s

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

RPM and gear is what you need.

I used to tell my speed on my motorcycle that way.

 

[marrec]

Y'all ever have an employee that you just wanna kick in the fucking teeth? I'm usually a pretty understanding guy but holy shit.

Trying to direct union employees is the fastest way to become anti-union.

Morning Fakes.

Edit:

That pig rubbing his butt presumably to music is adorbs.

 

[Misha]

Y'all ever have an employee that you just wanna kick in the fucking teeth? I'm usually a pretty understanding guy but holy shit.

Trying to direct union employees is the fastest way to become anti-union.

Morning Fakes.

Edit:

That pig rubbing his butt presumably to music is adorbs.

I know you're annoyed with the employee but to call him a pig is a bit rude

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Don't pigs have usually long orgasms?

 

[Funky Papa]

Don't pigs have usually long orgasms?

And one of the most disturbing penises in the animal world.

 

[FUME5]

Of course you know that.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Phife Nooooooooooooo

 

[marrec]

And one of the most disturbing penises in the animal world.

Pft, wait till David Attenborough sees MINE

I know you're annoyed with the employee but to call him a pig is a bit rude

At least if he was a pig he'd be useful for SOMETHING *kicks things*

 

[Chuckie]

And one of the most disturbing penises in the animal world.

Aren't ducks like the worst?

 

[Kevyt]

Edit:

BEHOLD MY PALE SELF

Do you ever go outside? D:

 

[Symphonia]

And one of the most disturbing penises in the animal world.

No, that'd be a duck.

Ducks penises are strange.

 

[Funky Papa]

Of course you know that.

My family used to breed piggies and I happen to like biology.

Aren't ducks like the worst?

That's why I said one of the most. Cats are terrifying, too. Penile spines are the stuff of the nightmares. Pls don't google them.

Do you ever go outside? D:

Nevah. There's real people out there.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

If ducks could post on r/MRA, that's where they post.


I've heard ducks are super rapey D:

 

[Kevyt]

That's why I said one of the most. Cats are terrifying, too. Penile spines are the stuff of the nightmares. Pls don't google them.


Nevah. There's real people out there.

Nice. You look like a hunk.

My PM inbox is always open.

<3

Also, obligatory:

Sweet baby lawd jesus christ.gif

I think I need to go to Spain ASAP!

 

[Funky Papa]

I maintain that the uniform of the Spanish Legion couldn't be gayer even if it were redesigned by Tom of Finland.

That is some subversive shit.

 

[Kevyt]

I'm dying of thirst here...

;_;

 

[FUME5]

Fabulous warriors.

 

[Halcyon]

Finally, some common ground.

Fuck kale.

And fuck quinoa eaters while we are at it.

I'm eating quinoa right now. I'm smiling.