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[HP_Wuvcraft]

Dragonz linked me to the best fanfic site.

Lightning McQueen getting fucked by Cthulhu.

An oddly racist story about Shadow the Hedgehog fucking a corpse.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I might have a date

With another woman?

Your first gay date. I'm so happy.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Yay!

True love!

 

[Funky Papa]

i'm coming here because ot is utterly in the grip of a certain movie that comes out this week

can i kick it?

The more the merrier.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Dragonz linked me to the best fanfic site.

Lightning McQueen getting fucked by Cthulhu.

An oddly racist story about Shadow the Hedgehog fucking a corpse.

I'm sending you one about how Garfield is in The King's Speech and saves England

Also one about Lara Croft and a raptor

 

[Misha]

Theres fanfiction about hockey players of all things. There was one about Crosby as a vampire and a bunch more that obviously are locker room fantasies

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Does Xenogears have the best RPG OST of all time

Yes it does

 

[FloatOn]

I wish I were playing dark souls 3 with the super nerds

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I tend to get the reverse. Older people don't know what I'm referring to half the time and then express surprise at me having knowledge of stuff that they grew up with. Is it really that surprising that I listen to Earth, Wind, and Fire?

Oh god this is the worst

"It's probably before your time"

I know pop culture christ

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Theres fanfiction about hockey players of all things. There was one about Crosby as a vampire and a bunch more that obviously are locker room fantasies

 

[Timu]

Play the English Version of Dark Souls 3 Early

OMFG I wish I could do this now!!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Theres fanfiction about hockey players of all things. There was one about Crosby as a vampire and a bunch more that obviously are locker room fantasies

The only hockey player that matters:

 

[Symphonia]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zn8M7oCmsI

 

[Misha]

The only hockey player that matters:

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I'm sending you one about how Garfield is in The King's Speech and saves England

Also one about Lara Croft and a raptor

Have my children.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

My dad knows how to use a web browser with no assistance.

My dad (66) has a server farm next to his furnace.

He casts a long shadow.

 

[DrM]

My dad (62 years old) is obsessed with online tarock card game. I used to know how to play it, but not anymore, because it is complicated as hell. But it is amusing to listen to all curses coming out from the kitchen where his laptop is based

Off to bed, have a nice day/night

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

PM me this fanfic website.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2011/05/fan_fiction_friday_lara_croft_tomb_raider_in_a_rap.php

 

[liliththepale]

Just printed 350 of these shirts and the client emails us to say they want to change the artwork. So now we have to figure out where to donate 350 of these.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Just printed 350 of these shirts and the client emails us to say they want to change the artwork. So now we have to figure out where to donate 350 of these.

Well hopefully he already paid in full. Motherfucker.

 

[Granadier]

Just printed 350 of these shirts and the client emails us to say they want to change the artwork. So now we have to figure out where to donate 350 of these.

trying to determine the event that would include all of those sponsors....
It's an odd combination.

 

[You Know Nothing]

New episodes of The Americans and Underground tonight.

Wednesdays confirmed best night of television.

 

[zeemumu]

I love discussing how broken The Flash is.

And my professor finally posted grades for my CS class. B-

 

[jb1234]

Does Xenogears have the best RPG OST of all time

Yes it does

Final Fantasy VI says hello.

(But Xenogears has a damned good one.)

 

[Ceallach]

Ugh, my hair smells gross. I got doused with ethlyn glycol

 

[Jobbs]

New episodes of The Americans and Underground tonight.

Wednesdays confirmed best night of television.

the americans is amazing and some of the fucking in that show is borderline softcore porn

Ugh, my hair smells gross. I got doused with ethlyn glycol

need to get your tag updated

 

[liliththepale]

trying to determine the event that would include all of those sponsors....
It's an odd combination.

Some sort of action sport event I think. The title we printed on the front is "Apex", but google isn't helping me find any relevant results.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Garfield in The King's Speech. Stay with it, it gets crazy:

http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2012/05/fan_fiction_friday_the_kings_garfield.php

 

[zeemumu]

Ugh, my hair smells gross. I got doused with ethlyn glycol

Why?

 

[Ceallach]

Why?

Coupling to the coolant hose to my beam filter ruptured and sprayed me.

Also, GAF is giving me Tampax and Toys R Us ads. I feel profiled

 

[Vazra]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zn8M7oCmsI

Awww that was actually pretty nice man. You are certainly appreciated in here and feel free to talk with the guys in here and vent if you need to when things are going south. Everyone has things to help them deal with things and Ive seen many use gaf like that and its pretty good to let know people you appreciate them even if some may annoy you or you may annoy them sometimes. Things will be alright bro and don't go too hard on the liquor since you sound pretty drunk there.

EDIT: I have extracted about 50% maybe 60% of Lost Kingdoms textures. May I survive long enough to extract everything and work on it. At least I have the HUD looking clear so that's one thing down.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Coupling to the coolant hose to my beam filter ruptured and sprayed me.

Also, GAF is giving me Tampax and Toys R Us ads. I feel profiled

Ugh I work with coolant too I feel you

 

[Professor Beef]

i was having this really cool dream about having superpowers, and then all of a sudden the dream changed and dragonz is there

what have you done

 

[zeemumu]

Coupling to the coolant hose to my beam filter ruptured and sprayed me.

Also, GAF is giving me Tampax and Toys R Us ads. I feel profiled

I haven't set foot in a Toys R Us in about 8 years. Does KB Toys still exist? I remember going into one back in the day because they were the only place carrying Black Suit Spider-Man action figures.

 

[marrec]

I haven't set foot in a Toys R Us in about 8 years. Does KB Toys still exist? I remember going into one back in the day because they were the only place carrying Black Suit Spider-Man action figures.

KB was bought out by Toys R Us I thought, at least in 'Murica.

I was in Toys R Us just the other day because my son HAD TO spend the money he'd be saving up. He bought Pokemon cards.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

It's weird to not care about the NFL draft anymore.

I may not even watch it. Fuck you, Stan Kroenke.

 

[zeemumu]

KB was bought out by Toys R Us I thought, at least in 'Murica.

I was in Toys R Us just the other day because my son HAD TO spend the money he'd be saving up. He bought Pokemon cards.

Heh, yeah. Money management isn't a strong point for kids. I spent a lot of money on Legos and video games. Used to buy Yugioh cards too but I realized that my friends were stacking their decks with rare cards sold elsewhere, so I had to get creative and steal a flyer that had directions to a collectible show where they were buying their cards.

Smarter kids brought binders full of cards with them and sold them off for $0.25-$1 each.

 

[Granadier]

KB was bought out by Toys R Us I thought, at least in 'Murica.

I was in Toys R Us just the other day because my son HAD TO spend the money he'd be saving up. He bought Pokemon cards.

My allowance as a kid could have just been called "Pokemon card money". I never spent it on anything else. Those things were like kiddie crack.

 

[FUME5]

Four day Easter weekend starting from tomorrow, no dates or anything lined up (sadface) so I'm looking forward to getting wavy and playing the vidjas.

 

[Vazra]

Feng dem loading screens! XOXO

 

[FloatOn]

Uhhhhh I fucked with the wrong crowd :/

 

[Vazra]

Uhhhhh I fucked with the wrong crowd :/

Who did that? Should I be jealous FloatOn?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

i was having this really cool dream about having superpowers, and then all of a sudden the dream changed and dragonz is there

what have you done

Your love for me knows no earthly realm

 

[FloatOn]

Who did that? Should I be jealous FloatOn?

Hell no that's creepy af

Context

https://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1200020

 

[FUME5]

Uhhhhh I fucked with the wrong crowd :/

What are you worried about?

Look at that soft body, he's not doing anything to you that you don't allow.

EDIT

I mean, how the fuck did you think that thread was going to go?

 

[Granadier]

Four day Easter weekend starting from tomorrow, no dates or anything lined up (sadface) so I'm looking forward to getting wavy and playing the vidjas.

No more dates with beach girl?

You could always buy a case of beer and sit in the front yard calling everyone you see a dag.

 

[FUME5]

No more dates with beach girl?

You could always buy a case of beer and sit in the front yard calling everyone you see a dag.

Nah, not set in stone but reading between the lines of her last message, well, yeah.

All good, I figured I was going to be a little too boring these days for someone whose nickname is still runamuck!

I'll be buying multiple cartons of booze (love those 500 ml Asahi cans) but there's no hotties on my quiet residential street.

 

[Ceallach]

You guys, if you aren't reading Paper Girls, you have seriously fucked up your life. SO. GOOD.

 

[Vazra]

Nah, not set in stone but reading between the lines of her last message, well, yeah.

All good, I figured I was going to be a little too boring these days for someone whose nickname is still runamuck!

I'll be buying multiple cartons of booze (love those 500 ml Asahi cans) but there's no hotties on my quiet residential street.

I can get on skype and give you a show