I hope you learned how to parry and riposte
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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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I hope you learned how to parry and riposte
HP_Wuvcraft
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Need to be at the airport in an hour and a half. Great time for Uber to be updating.
Ya that's the big downside, I may just wait.
liliththepale
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Bear in mind that most of the Dark Souls diehards (ie the ones going to great lengths to play the game early) are used to playing on PC.
FWIW the performance is comparable to Bloodborne on PS4.
You Know Nothing
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lmao
I kind of refuse to believe there isn't an actual person behind that account. It's way too human. Seems to pass the
Turing test.
No but I did take the time to fire-proof some of my gear.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Enslaved is a pretty coolio game. Has anyone here played it? 
No. I ate them.
Dey be da dankest, bredda. Stuffed wit da Jamaican bacon an ting.
nah
I actually really enjoyed Enslaved, it wasn't amazing, but it was a good game.
I'll be more impressed when it can tweet like dril
liliththepale
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Microsoft should release a specialization to compete with the FakeKazCEO account. It'll be a win/win for them!
Professor Beef
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What's it like in the joint, Iris
RobotNinjaHornets
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Isn't it death penalty, not prison in the PW universe?
Pearl no alt accounts.
It's pleasent thank you. I'll be out and reunited with me Feenie soon!
Professor Beef
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For killing people, yeah. But Iris didn't actually kill anyone, and she ended up with an accomplice charge.
RobotNinjaHornets
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:: suplexes RNH erotically ::
make no mistake, the framerate in dark souls 3 on ps4 is absolutely shit. it's even worse than bloodborne, which was already shit.
PC will be THE place to play this game.
make no mistake, the framerate in dark souls 3 on ps4 is absolutely shit. it's even worse than bloodborne, which was already shit.
PC will be THE place to play this game.
friskykillface
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You Know Nothing
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I don't know how the WWE doesn't count as softcore porn.
liliththepale
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I just bought tickets for 7PM too (4.7 hours from now). lol
Huh. I believe you. I wonder how much FROM will be able to improve this by the time the real English release happens.
Huh. I believe you. I wonder how much FROM will be able to improve this by the time the real English release happens.
Yeah, pretty much how I feel. The gameplay is very simple, but the setting and characters are interesting enough to make up for it. Can't wait to see how Trip and Monkey's relationship develops!
And Trip is super cute :3
I found a cool S&M looking mask, a cool sword, and a ring that makes my rolls invisible.
http://gfycat.com/SlimSnarlingIrishwaterspaniel
http://gfycat.com/SlimSnarlingIrishwaterspaniel
You Know Nothing
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I thought this was going to be a gif of you at a sex shop.
trab pu kcip
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this thread needs a gif like that.
liliththepale
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The benefit of having a dozen photographer friends who always want models.
I've never been in a sex shop
You should try it some time, even if for no other reason than to laugh at half of the stuff in the store.
You Know Nothing
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I've never been in a sex shop
There is one kinda close to where I live. like its beside this tattoo shop called Nude Buddha which I find highly unappropriated.
there's one in columbus called The Lion's Den and it's been there all my life. I remember driving by it as a kid and asking my mom what was in it.. imagining it was, you know, lion stuff. I liked lions.
You're going to love this! (if you haven't already seen it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNCzSfv4hX8
that is undeniably adorable, but I always feel like no matter how sweet they can seem you are always one momentary lion's whim away from being gored to death instantly
like that bear guy from grizzly man
That's similar to my time.My showing is at 7 pm, time to see garbage
I'm about to go see Batman v Superman now, I hope I don't end up destroying it, because I can be cruel when criticizing movies!!!
The bear guy from grizzly man wasn't really a care taker. All the lions he knows here are the ones hes trained from birth.
But yes that can happen.
I did a project on that guy in highschool. They shot of him walking on the horizon with little foxes following him is still the cutest thing ever
CrudeDiatribe
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There's a great sex shop in the downtown core of my city, but the one across the street from this restaurant looks really cheesy.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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GET THERE AIRMAN
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MA'AM, THAT'S A MARINE UNIFORM
(Also where did you get your avatar lol I'm dying)
Professor Beef
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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why
why did i click on this
because it's sad in the context of the game but it's beautiful otherwise
no joke after "it" happened I was a mess
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