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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Like Jesus, I plan on getting nailed tomorrow.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Like Jesus, I plan on getting nailed tomorrow.

I laughed way too hard.

 

[SystemBug]

Wait, people really have 'father' and 'mother' for their folks in their phones?

I don't. But I don't really text my parents.

I remember when I went to Vancouver for an interview my mom would send my kissy emojis 😊😊

 

[You Know Nothing]

Help.

 

[Kevyt]

Someone feed me!!

;_;

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I feel like I should update the OP

 

[You Know Nothing]

Someone feed me!!

;_;

Is this a euphemism? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Professor Beef]

My thirst is endless

 

[Kevyt]

I'm so hungry I rather just die.

This is fate worse than death

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

[hope]

high-five!

I laughed way too hard.

I managed to get it to her before her plane took off and she just said 'lol', which is better than her answer to the archeologist question, which results in an emphatic "No.".

I don't. But I don't really text my parents.

Oh, I send my folks messages all the time. use FaceTime to get dad's advice about home repairs all the time so I don't have to drag his arthritic body over to my house. I may have sent ✊🍆 [fist eggplant] emojis to my parents before.

I think my mom is going to join Facebook once a babby is formed, which should be interesting.


Hmm, quarter to three. Should actually pass out now. G'night fakers.

 

[liliththepale]

Like Jesus, I plan on getting nailed tomorrow.

Yay! Good luck

Wait, people really have 'father' and 'mother' for their folks in their phones?

Father is what I call him. "Reid" would be so boring.

Lilith is a zack snyder apologist.

Watchmen is the only other good movie he's made.

You...liked it?

Was I giddy throughout every scene that didn't have Amy Adams in it? Yes. Did I whoop and cheer at certain moments? Absolutely. Did my cheering cause some of the audience to laugh? You betcha!

 

[Kevyt]

Is this a euphemism? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd need like two gallons of semen at this point.

I need all that sucrose, magnesium and polyphosphate peptides I can get. lol

 

[Professor Beef]

I'd need like two gallons of semen at this point.

I need all that sucrose, magnesium and polyphosphate peptides I can get. lol

jesus christ, you heathen

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Yay! Good luck

Send it to Dragonz, I only posted it for the stupid joke (though my partner is home from the west coast).

Father is what I call him. "Reid" would be so boring.

Oh, I use 'mom' and 'dad', but my phone doesn't-- thinking of changing their contacts to that makes me twitch and I don't know why.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Refusing to comment on BvS because I've already been called out once for being a dismissive fuck.

And

I forgot my wondercon info at home lol

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'd need like two gallons of semen at this point.

I need all that sucrose, magnesium and polyphosphate peptides I can get. lol

 

[liliththepale]

Send it to Dragonz, I only posted it for the stupid joke (though my partner is home from the west coast).

Oh, well I rescind it then! Good luck to me instead >

Oh, I use 'mom' and 'dad', but my phone doesn't-- thinking of changing their contacts to that makes me twitch and I don't know why.

I'm pretty close with my parents. Not "daddy" close, but close. Putting their given name would make me feel like I'm trying to distance myself from them. But it's just a personal thing. I don't think there's anything wrong with other people choosing not to!

 

[SystemBug]

who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[You Know Nothing]

who is your daddy and what does he do?

"Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine."

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I saw my parents fucking at a young age.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Oh, well I rescind it then! Good luck to me instead >

I thought that was going well already! Good luck!

I don't think there's anything wrong with other people choosing not to!

Oh, I am very judgemental about inconsequential things like phone contact entry standards, MP3 tagging, and cheese placement on uncooked pizzas. I feel this is an edearing character flaw that makes everyone love me as they mercilessly mock me. They mock me at any rate.

Spoiler

I am not not judgemental about important issues, either.

I saw my parents fucking at a young age.

Dodged that one, though I heard a lot. Got told I could sleep in the car if I wanted.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Think I walked in on mine once. Thankfully they were both still clothed at the time.

 

[SystemBug]

man I havent seen my mom in a month

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Duuuuudes.

 

[You Know Nothing]

So Ted Cruz allegedly having extramarital affairs. So much for those family values.

Layin' Ted.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I fucking love the lighting in this scene.

 

[liliththepale]

I've never caught my parents which is weird. I have three siblings so they must be going at it literally all the time.

I thought that was going well already! Good luck!

It is but I'm being greedy!

Oh, I am very judgemental about inconsequential things like phone contact entry standards, MP3 tagging, and cheese placement on uncooked pizzas. I feel this is an edearing character flaw that makes everyone love me as they mercilessly mock me. They mock me at any rate.

Spoiler

I am not not judgemental about important issues, either.

This is why we're not dating.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I've never caught my parents which is weird. I have three siblings so they must be going at it literally all the time.

Offer them my congrats.

 

[Timu]

Was I giddy throughout every scene that didn't have Amy Adams in it? Yes. Did I whoop and cheer at certain moments? Absolutely. Did my cheering cause some of the audience to laugh? You betcha!

Yep, you sure are a crazy person.=p

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I never caught my parents doing the deed but my friend did. Im the youngest of 6. If I were my dad, I would have had stopped having sex many years before I was born.

 

[liliththepale]

Yep, you sure are a crazy person.=p

It's because (BvS spoilers)

Spoiler

I cheered when Superman died. Batman ♥

lol

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I have a big Catholic family.

Catholics like to live unprotected.

 

[Granadier]

It's because (BvS spoilers)

Spoiler

I cheered when Superman died. Batman ♥

lol

Yaaaaaaay!!

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

So Ted Cruz allegedly having extramarital affairs. So much for those family values.

Layin' Ted.

Is anyone actually surprised by that?

 

[Timu]

It's because (BvS spoilers)

Spoiler

I cheered when Superman died. Batman ♥

lol

Holy shit, why would you do that?=O

Spoiler

I was actually sad even though I don't care for Superman as much as Batman, lol.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

man I havent seen my mom in a month

I'm going on four, lol.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

It's because (BvS spoilers)

Spoiler

I cheered when Superman died. Batman ♥

lol

Your ability to just simply see stuff as big loud entertaining things is your biggest strength.

Besides, you know, making video games.

Says the guy on the internet.

 

[liliththepale]

Holy shit, why would you do that?=O

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

The Internet picks apart dumb action, scifi, or superhero movies like they're a Tarkovsky or Kurusawa film.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

TiO by Zayn is so fuckingf hot bye

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Im glad I just got spoiled on BvS, movie looks like hot garbage.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Is anyone actually surprised by that?

Not even a little bit.

The timing just seems kind of perfect. Trump is so behind this.

TiO by Zayn is so fuckingf hot bye

Push me up against the wall
Don't take it easy
You like it hard like me
It's what you need
Let's get naked and explore
Our inner secrets
For what it is
It's what it is

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

This is why we're not dating.

Yes, if it weren't for that. Alas. I will have to propose to Vazra, or heaven forfend, Windam Wickham.

For what it's worth my partner did ID3 tagging all wrong and still needs correction on proper cheese distribution lo these years. If only I hadn't settled.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

The Internet picks apart dumb action, scifi, or superhero movies like they're a Tarkovsky or Kurusawa film.

There's honestly a bit more to it than that in this case. Plus, a lot of people just think it is a bad film, period.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I don't have any interest really in superhero films. I liked Nolan Batman, Ironman, and The Avengers, but haven't really seen much.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

 

[SystemBug]

There's honestly a bit more to it than that in this case. Plus, a lot of people just think it is a bad film, period.

I generally don't agree with nerds with what they have to say about films lol.

I really didn't like Cap 2 but is like supposedly the best thing ever. I thought Ant-Man was like much much better

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I generally don't agree with nerds with what they have to say about films lol.

You don't need to like other people's opinions about movies, but dismissing them as "oh they are fanboy nerds" is lame as fuck.

 

[Timu]

I need to see that again.

 

[SystemBug]

You don't need to like other people's opinions about movies, but dismissing them as "oh they are fanboy nerds" is lame as fuck.

Nah I'm gonna keep doing that.