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[AcridMeat]

Get tipsy before date yes/no?

I'm more excited for trans date updates than anything else in the world right now.

 

[FUME5]

Did Bishop Barros cover up child abuse from Catholic priests?

And then did Pope Francis call people protesting child abuse by Catholic priests "dumb"?

His sad story was of little interest to me.

 

[Granadier]

I'm more excited for trans date updates than anything else in the world right now.

Me too.

 

[Transhuman]

This is the same girl that I thought was a lesbian ages ago by the way. Turn out she's bi. She mentioned she knew one of my co-workers and I said to my coworker "hey do you know Shannon" and he was like "yeah, we fucked" and I was like "yessss, not a useless pursuit asking this girl out". But I was still pretty shy so I didn't ask her out and then 5 days ago she mentioned she was giving notice for her job and moving to Brisbane and I was like "fuck, don't want to be kicking myself for the rest of my life because I never asked this girl out" so I asked her if she wanted to see movie and she seemed keen but she had to bail yesterday and she's seems much less interested in me than I am in her so maybe I should have just let it be. I don't really expect or want anything physical, I just want to go on a goddamn date with her, you know?

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is the same girl that I thought was a lesbian ages ago by the way. Turn out she's bi. She mentioned she knew one of my co-workers and I said to my coworker "hey do you know Shannon" and he was like "yeah, we fucked" and I was like "yessss, not a useless pursuit asking this girl out". But I was still pretty shy so I didn't ask her out and then 5 days ago she mentioned she was giving notice for her job and moving to Brisbane and I was like "fuck, don't want to be kicking myself for the rest of my life because I never asked this girl out" so I asked her if she wanted to see movie and she seemed keen but she had to bail yesterday and she's seems much less interested in me than I am in her so maybe I should have just let it be. I don't really expect or want anything physical, I just want to go on a goddamn date with her, you know?

I know a lesbian Australian named Shannon as it happens.

She lives in Perth tho.

 

[Transhuman]

Pint 3: Woe ise

Me

 

[AcridMeat]

This is the same girl that I thought was a lesbian ages ago by the way. Turn out she's bi. She mentioned she knew one of my co-workers and I said to my coworker "hey do you know Shannon" and he was like "yeah, we fucked" and I was like "yessss, not a useless pursuit asking this girl out". But I was still pretty shy so I didn't ask her out and then 5 days ago she mentioned she was giving notice for her job and moving to Brisbane and I was like "fuck, don't want to be kicking myself for the rest of my life because I never asked this girl out" so I asked her if she wanted to see movie and she seemed keen but she had to bail yesterday and she's seems much less interested in me than I am in her so maybe I should have just let it be. I don't really expect or want anything physical, I just want to go on a goddamn date with her, you know?

This is way less interesting.

Pint 3: Woe ise

Me

Now we're talking.

 

[FUME5]

I know a lesbian Australian named Shannon as it happens.

She lives in Perth tho.

Hello.

EDIT

Don't sweat it Transhuman, you're half pissed and you have a sweet tatt.

 

[DrM]

Morning fakerz

 

[liliththepale]

receipts

The twitter pic has a different aspect ratio so you can see it there you aphroditote.
https://twitter.com/liliththepale

Morning fakerz

Good morn, or as some say morning.

 

[Clydefrog]

Pint 3: Woe ise

Me

DRINK IT

 

[FUME5]

DRINK IT

What the fuck did you think he was going to do with it?

 

[liliththepale]

What the fuck did you think he was going to do with it?

 

[Transhuman]

Probably should have been Pint 3: Really need to pee.

Anyways

Pint 4: what the harm in one more?

(And too drunk to upload to imgur)

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDKuWphUaWI

This video always slays me. The voice of the devil.

 

[Clydefrog]

What the fuck did you think he was going to do with it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1200952

Maybe he'd help me with my dying computer?

 

[Transhuman]

Clyde you know my job revolves nearly entirely around setting up outlook 2013 accounts for the elderly right? I can't help you with *actual* tech support?

 

[AcridMeat]

I could help but I don't wanna.

 

[Clydefrog]

Clyde you know my job revolves nearly entirely around setting up outlook 2013 accounts for the elderly right? I can't help you with *actual* tech support?

I could help but I don't wanna.

 

[AcridMeat]

Haha aww come on, you know I couldn't possibly be useful for anything.


















ever

 

[You Know Nothing]

Looks like it was probably his PSU.

Problem solved without any of us helping!

 

[Symphonia]

I'm currently doing the walk of shame in a place I don't know, in a T-shirt that isn't mine, with no recollection of last night whatsoever. Help, pls.

 

[Jobbs]

The twitter pic has a different aspect ratio so you can see it there you aphroditote.
https://twitter.com/liliththepale




Good morn, or as some say morning.

hah can't see shit

nice pic though! like the cool (as opposed to warm) palette

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Have you seen How I Live Now? That's my favorite Scorcises Ronan movie or whatever her weird ass name is

 

[Jobbs]

I made a thread to complain about weirdos eating food off the shelves while grocery shopping and it turns out like half of neogaf ARE those people

I don't get it

It's from the movie.

right, but what are you trying to say by posting it

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

It's from the movie.


The soundtrack is pretty great. Jon Hopkins.
http://youtu.be/rocaxPOdy7s

 

[You Know Nothing]

I made a thread to complain about weirdos eating food off the shelves while grocery shopping and it turns out like half of neogaf ARE those people

I'm the kind who takes multiple free samples. But I've never actually eaten something off the shelf in the store.

 

[Granadier]

Probably should have been Pint 3: Really need to pee.

Anyways

Pint 4: what the harm in one more?

(And too drunk to upload to imgur)

Thanks a lot imgur and your terrible mobile website.
No, for the 800th time. I don't want to install your damn app.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Was freenudemacusers a faker at one time?

I feel like he was at one time or another.

 

[DrM]

O jeez, Jehova's witnesses are on the door arguing with my mom about Jesus

 

[You Know Nothing]

O jeez, Jehova's witnesses are on the door arguing with my mom about Jesus

We get a few of them every now and then. I just don't answer the door.

 

[DrM]

We get a few of them every now and then. I just don't answer the door.

I told her to ignore them but no, she opened the door.

 

[fengshuifever]

Gonna do the whole Misadventures of Lois Lane thing tonight with my brothers.

Yusss

 

[jb1234]

Gonna do the whole Batman vs Supes thing tonight with my brothers.

Yusss

RIP

 

[Halcyon]

The BvS RT thread makes make want to fight GAF. Like I seriously hate a good 99% of the users here for their general opinions about everything.


Also good morning 1%.

 

[FloatOn]

The BvS RT thread makes make want to fight GAF. Like I seriously hate a good 98% of the users here for their general opinions about everything.


Also good morning 1%.

I might go see it tonight

 

[Halcyon]

I might go see it tonight

You can hate it all you want by the way. I just won't value your opinion if you make it some sort of crusade to tell people how bad it is. Which is the entirety of the RT thread.

 

[FloatOn]

You can hate it all you want by the way. I just won't value your opinion if you make it some sort of crusade to tell people how bad it is. Which is the entirety of the RT thread.

Yeah I'm not into proselytizing my views despite fhem being better than the majority of keyboard warriors out there.

 

[Transhuman]

Walked in and found
Me staring at the ground
What's wrong you said
I shrugged and shook my head
I know i know i know

 

[Granadier]

The BvS RT thread makes make want to fight GAF. Like I seriously hate a good 98% of the users here for their general opinions about everything.


Also good morning 1%.

<3

This has to be some sort of GAF right of passage. Whenever I venture outside of my subscribed threads it usually results in frustration and "what the fuck"'s.

Good morning as well to all you fakers.

 

[Kevyt]

Y'all are weird

 

[Granadier]

Y'all are weird

no you

 

[Symphonia]

The BvS RT thread makes make want to fight GAF. Like I seriously hate a good 99% of the users here for their general opinions about everything.


Also good morning 1%.

Am I the 1%?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I bought a cheap ass headphones from Wal Mart yesterday, but a camera was too expensive.

I heard there maybe a "Discord" channel for FakeGAF? I, eventually want to get involved with TinyCam?

Any of the old FAKEGAF vets know what I'M talking about?

 

[friskykillface]

O jeez, Jehova's witnesses are on the door arguing with my mom about Jesus

I just say, "not interested, bye" and close the door.


RIP tinyChatGaf

The BvS RT thread makes make want to fight GAF. Like I seriously hate a good 99% of the users here for their general opinions about everything.


Also good morning 1%.

its just alright, not the worst thing ever, some of those posts make me :/

 

[Kevyt]

no you

Get weird with me then ~

 

[Granadier]

Apparently handjobs are back in style

I'll take a hard pass.

 

[Kevyt]

My ex would give me handjobs and it was the most boring thing ever.

I rather use my own hands than someone else's. Some people just don't know how to give a hand job.

 

[fengshuifever]

Hahahahaha hahaha ha. Oh. Wow

That was super entertaining and I had a great time but good lord, was it dumb as hell.

 

[Granadier]

Not to get too political, but I honestly believe a hand job is America’s job.

Make handjobs great again!™