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[SolVanderlyn]

I also think porn is gross and always have

WHAT A WAY TO START THE PAGE

 

[jb1234]

I also think porn is gross and always have

WHAT A WAY TO START THE PAGE

Not any worse than Jobbs' masturbation habits.

(I went through a whacking shower phase, myself.)

 

[liliththepale]

My internet history is too dense. No way anyone cares enough to sift through thousands of pages a day. Not unless I commit suicide or appear to have, or I get linked with a terrorist group.

Plus I'll be dead so I won't care.

 

[Jobbs]

Not any worse than Jobbs' masturbation habits.

(I went through a whacking shower phase, myself.)

shower wacking is the most sanitary wacking, unless you like, jump into a fire and beat off, but you can only do that once

 

[Kevyt]

I also think porn is gross and always have

WHAT A WAY TO START THE PAGE

Same here.

Yet I still watch it. lol

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

me @ this thread

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's all about artistic softcore nudes.

None of that hardcore smut.

 

[jb1234]

shower wacking is the most sanitary wacking, unless you like, jump into a fire and beat off, but you can only do that once

I don't find it comfortable. My bathtub isn't long enough to lie there and do it and I hate standing whacking.

 

[Kevyt]

I've written letters to my closest friends that will be emailed automatically a month after my death (or more accurately, a month after I don't respond to the website's queries to see if I'm still alive). It may sound morbid but I've been close enough to death enough times by this point to where it never hurts to be prepared.

I told you it was a bad idea to become a stunt artist.

 

[zeemumu]

me @ this thread

I'm sorry it's not the Bahamas of thread discussions.

Variations of that line are the greatest thing that Amazing Spider-Man 2 every produced.

 

[Baroquemantic]

It's all about hardcore smut.

None of that artistic softcore nudity.

.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm sorry it's not the Bahamas of thread discussions.

Variations of that line are the greatest thing that Amazing Spider-Man 2 every produced.

I mean honestly I can't even talk I have so much sinful material bookmarked and I'm not even ashamed

 

[Kevyt]

This thread is super tame compared to Gaygaf...

 

[zeemumu]

I mean honestly I can't even talk I have so much sinful material bookmarked and I'm not even ashamed

I'm only kidding. FakeGAF is the Chernobyl of lewd material.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Delete your browser history?! Private browsing is such a good feature.

I am not into porn, but love smutty writing. The lack of imagination required for the former really kills it for me.

I'm only kidding. FakeGAF is the Chernobyl of lewd material.

If only we still had IRC...


--

Hope everyone had a good weekend. Had meals with my family and in-laws and played a lot of video games-- GTAV heists and Destiny raids.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'm only kidding. FakeGAF is the Chernobyl of lewd material.

animegaf

 

[zeemumu]

Delete your browser history?! Private browsing is such a good feature.

I am not into porn, but love smutty writing. The lack of imagination required for the former really kills it for me.

Private browsing isn't enough for me. I need to be a ghost. An internet ghost. Like those Pulse Internet ghosts. Only red electrical tape will seal the porn away.

Basically I just installed Ghostery because some people on Tumblr added addons to track locations and I thought that was creepy. I guess that actually doesn't have anything to do with porn.

 

[Misha]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Embrace celibacy ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I am not into porn, but love smutty writing. The lack of imagination required for the former really kills it for me.

...oh

I don't feel as bad now

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Dara O'Briain tries to explain Private Browsing

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Embrace celibacy

I have to keep the primary bread winner happy.

ヽ༼ຈل͜@༽—

 

[Turin]

Brought my dad a pack of Reese's eggs for the holiday. He loves Reese's eggs.

Hung out with a buddy.

Not much else happened.

 

[Misha]

...oh



I don't feel as bad now

Its not an uncommon opinion

 

[Kevyt]

Delete your browser history?! Private browsing is such a good feature.

I am not into porn, but love smutty writing. The lack of imagination required for the former really kills it for me.

Some of us are visual learners.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Brought my dad a pack of Reese's eggs for the holiday. He loves Reese's eggs.

Hung out with a buddy.

Not much else happened.

Yeah, this was a very uneventful Easter.

 

[Vazra]

I wanna dance with somebody who loves me

Spoiler

and by dance I'm actually mean have sex.

 

[zeemumu]

I take issue with the fact that once upon a time gave the strongest power to the worst character

 

[jb1234]

Yeah, this was a very uneventful Easter.

I stayed home and did my usual thing. I might play some Salt and Sanctuary later tonight. Maybe catch up on Agents of SHIELD. Dunno.

 

[Vazra]

I take issue with the fact that once upon a time gave the strongest power to the worst character

Once Upon A Time is something that puzzles me. Some of the make up work is impressive then we have some stuff that looks worse than Charmed late 90s early 2000s CG

 

[Kevyt]

I wanna dance with somebody who loves me

Spoiler

and by dance I'm actually mean have sex.

Such is not your fate my child.

 

[SystemBug]

I take issue with the fact that once upon a time gave the strongest power to the worst character

Honestly Rumpelstiltskin's actor is like way too good for this show lmao.

also the thing he does with his hands drives me nuts now.

 

[Vazra]

Such is not your fate my child.

Our conversations on Skype say otherwise.

 

[liliththepale]

Late night Yogurtland is the best.

That is all.

 

[Kevyt]

also the thing he does with his hands drives me nuts now.

must not make inappropriate joke...

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Me and my friends got kicked out of an Ashley's Ice Cream once because they were closing. We had literally just walked in the door, and they gave us the finger, said fuck you, and locked the door behind us.

If they do that, you can't talk to the manager.

 

[Misha]

:'D

 

[Kevyt]

Our conversations on Skype say otherwise.

We could never be. You got the thirst for others and I would just get jealous.

 

[Granadier]

Oh man, got a growler of "Grabthar's Hammer" from Rock Bottom and just drank a pint. The ABV is apparently very high. I'm drunk now. I didn't plan on being drunk.

I love surprise high alcohol beers.

 

[Kevyt]

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[Jobbs]

I have no chest

 

[Kevyt]

I have no chest

My condolences

 

[SolVanderlyn]

My first imgur post

 

[Kevyt]

NSFW: Fan art gif of Batman riding Superman

NSFW!!!!!!

Spoiler

 

[PirateKing]

I leave for two weeks and come back to porn again. You guys thirsty as fuckkk

 

[Kevyt]

I leave for two weeks and come back to porn again. You guys thirsty as fuckkk

Move along Junior.

 

[PirateKing]

Move along Junior.

Reported.

 

[FUME5]

I have no chest

Tre Telligman went a long way with only half a chest.

You'll be right.

 

[Jobbs]

I see a guy with the nice round pecks and I feel self conscious

Rosita on The Walking Dead has moved up to maybe the most attractive woman on TV in my view, certainly top 3

 

[SolVanderlyn]

At least you don't have man boobs?

 

[Kevyt]

Reported.