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[Granadier]

"trab, I'm sorry. it's breast cancer. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

"Always a good idea to have a second exam though. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

 

[You Know Nothing]

Is it sorta like spider sense tingling?

It's like she has ESPN or something.

 

[trab pu kcip]

"Always a good idea to have a second exam though. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

"yes. by a second doctor. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

 

[Granadier]

"yes. by a second doctor. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

"Yes, please sit down trab My name is Dr. Gramadier. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

 

[Vazra]

Granadier you can exam my moobs instead.

 

[Granadier]

Granadier you can exam my moobs instead.

"Whoops, sorry. That was the last appointment for the day. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯ "

 

[Jobbs]

:: becomes rocket scientist ::

:: is hired by nasa ::

:: realizes that rocket scientists actually DO explain simple concepts to eachother that they already know using props as if they are mutually r worded ::

:: resigns ::

 

[Misha]

:: becomes rocket scientist ::

:: is hired by nasa ::

:: realizes that rocket scientists actually DO explain simple concepts to eachother that they already know using props as if they are mutually r worded ::

:: resigns ::

My was a rocket scientist for nasa. He kept a model rocket in his office to use to describe basic physics to his coworkers

 

[liliththepale]

My boobs feel normal right now.

Also my great grandfather worked on the Manhattan project. Sorry.

 

[Jobbs]

My was a rocket scientist for nasa. He kept a model rocket in his office to use to describe basic physics to his coworkers

we all work at nasa

none of us know what a gravity sling is

please explain it to us as if we're fucking idiots

interstellar did the same thing, too (not with a gravity sling but with ideas around space time - fucking brightest minds on earth explaining shit to eachother that was settled by einstein many many years ago)

these movies have me believe that nasa goes to family gatherings for recruiting purposes and talks to everyone's aunts and grandmothers

 

[liliththepale]

NASA funding is so much less now than it used to be. Of course most of the people who worked there are from previous generations.

 

[MutFox]

Also my great grandfather worked on the Manhattan project. Sorry.

Your GGF helped to try and end my family.

 

[Misha]

we all work at nasa

none of us know what a gravity sling is

please explain it to us as if we're fucking idiots

interstellar did the same thing, too (not with a gravity sling but with ideas around space time - fucking brightest minds on earth explaining shit to eachother that was settled by einstein many many years ago)

these movies have me believe that nasa goes to family gatherings for recruiting purposes and talks to everyone's aunts and grandmothers

I meant to say uncle but they definitely do somewhat do that. Though its more about the application of the theories rather than the theories themselves

NASA funding is so much less now than it used to be. Of course most of the people who worked there are from previous generations.

Its been increased recently though so its not nearly as bad as the last 10 years

Also my aunt still works for them as an environmental engineer

 

[zeemumu]

we all work at nasa

none of us know what a gravity sling is

please explain it to us as if we're fucking idiots

interstellar did the same thing, too (not with a gravity sling but with ideas around space time - fucking brightest minds on earth explaining shit to eachother that was settled by einstein many many years ago)

Some people that I speak to about programming don't seem to understand outside of official terminology. I'm not sure if I'm an idiot or if they hit the same knowledge wall that I hit where I can do Calculus but I'm losing the ability to do basic arithmetic.

"I want this program to print out an array of integers determined by the user."

"So...you just want a list of numbers?"

*Gives me odd look* "...in a way. Here, I'll explain again.."

 

[Jobbs]

NASA funding is so much less now than it used to be. Of course most of the people who worked there are from previous generations.

if the The Martian people made a movie about, like, Naughty Dog, the engineers there would spend the movie explaining to eachother what a USB port is using bananas and toy cars

 

[You Know Nothing]

if the The Martian people made a movie about, like, Naughty Dog, the engineers there would spend the movie explaining to eachother what a USB port is using bananas and toy cars

You have to increase your suspension of disbelief.

It's all done for dramatization not accuracy because an accurate portrayal would be immensely boring.

 

[Jobbs]

You have to increase your suspension of disbelief.

It's all done for dramatization not accuracy because an accurate portrayal would be immensely boring.

you can make a good space mission movie and still respect your audience.

see: europa report

 

[Clydefrog]

Facebook keeps notifying me "you have 1 poke" but whenever I go to the poke section, nothing shows up. DAMN YOU, GHOST POKE!

 

[You Know Nothing]

At least 85% of GAF is now upset.

 

[Granadier]

It's freaking beautiful out. Halo Wars just released on backwards compatibility, and I picked it up along with Halo Reach. My new client is killer awesome. Today is just great.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

my boobs feel tense. anyone else have this problem right now?

Common side effect of being around me, sorry

Also my great grandfather worked on the Manhattan project. Sorry.

Spoiler

 

[Little Mons†er]

I don't get this thread whats going on? lol

Just a curious passer by

 

[jb1234]

Common side effect of being around me, sorry

You make my boobs firm up, Sol.

 

[MutFox]

I don't get this thread whats going on? lol

Just a curious passer by

Just chill and join in.

 

[Little Mons†er]

Just chill and join in.

Cheers!

Hi guys

So this thread is just a chilled thread where you can talk about anything?

 

[Somnia]

Cheers!

Hi guys

So this thread is just a chilled thread where you can talk about anything?

Sure, if you like Vazra can Skype with you to explain it all.

 

[Granadier]

I know when I got here Vazra really helped me out with getting acquainted. He's very hands on with his explanations.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Cheers!

Hi guys

So this thread is just a chilled thread where you can talk about anything?

Yes.

Except Gaga. Talking about her is banned in this thread forthwith.

 

[Little Mons†er]

Sure, if you like Vazra can Skype with you to explain it all.

Explain it all? Is there some kind of tapestry for this thread?

Vazra really helped me. He's very hands on with his explanations.

So I've heard. Tbh, when I was a junior he was quite helpful!

Yes.

Except Gaga. Talking about her is banned in this thread forthwith.

Save that for PopGAF

 

[Vazra]

Explain it all? Is there some kind of tapestry for this thread?

LOL they want you to quench my thirst. But here you can pretty much talk about anything except Gaga. XOXO

 

[Little Mons†er]

LOL they want you to quench my thirst. But here you can pretty much talk about anything except Gaga. XOXO

LMAO! I was thinking that but I wasn't certain lol 😂

Guys my Gaga obsession isn't that bad lol, you don't need to worry about her here

 

[SolVanderlyn]

You make my boobs firm up, Sol.

⃛♡ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Cheers!

Hi guys

So this thread is just a chilled thread where you can talk about anything?

It started as Realpic January and evolved into whatever it is now. Someone else could explain the history better than I can.

 

[Jobbs]

60% the thread is gay

we talk about 20% video games, 30% sex, 48% random nonsense, 2% coming up with percentages to things

 

[jb1234]

60% the thread is gay

And Australian. But not usually gay *and* Australian, interestingly.

 

[You Know Nothing]

60% the thread is gay

we talk about 20% video games, 30% sex, 48% random nonsense, 2% coming up with percentages to things

Percentages from my ass.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

:: becomes rocket scientist ::

:: is hired by nasa ::

:: realizes that rocket scientists actually DO explain simple concepts to eachother that they already know using props as if they are mutually r worded ::

:: resigns ::

...you know the problem is more the meaning and not specifically the word right >_>

At least 85% of GAF is now upset.

I like the fact they're taking a Telegraph article seriously.

The Telegraph is literal garbage. Like 90% of newspapers.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like the fact they're taking a Telegraph article seriously.

The Telegraph is literal garbage. Like 90% of newspapers.

Haha, the article seems to have gotten removed.

I keep getting 404 errors now.

[edit]: It's back now. Weird.

 

[FUME5]

What cruel God would allow me to rest for 4 days and then force me to return to work.

Wait a minute....

Also, Jobb's make-up:

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

The Overwatch hubub is why games won't be taken seriously for a long time.

 

[Vazra]

Percentages from my ass.

I may need to check the sources.

 

[Misha]

The Overwatch hubub is why games won't be taken seriously for a long time.

What happened and should I cancel my preorder?

 

[Granadier]

The Overwatch hubub is why games won't be taken seriously for a long time.

Clue me in?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-victory-pose-cut-after-fan-complains-that-its-over-sexualized/

 

[Granadier]

http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-victory-pose-cut-after-fan-complains-that-its-over-sexualized/

:: clicks expecting DLC shenanigans ::

:: it's something to a female pose ::

:: goddamnit.gif ::

seriously, I've seen worse walking across campus in the middle of winter.

 

[Misha]

http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-victory-pose-cut-after-fan-complains-that-its-over-sexualized/

I was excited for the game because they seem to have strong well designed female characters. Hopefully that's it or at least they learn from it and improve whatever else

seriously, I've seen worse walking across campus in the middle of winter.

Not equivalent. Its definitely mild compared to most things in gaming but it doesn't fit tracer's personality and since the characters don't have their own initiative, they can be put in poses and costumes in whatever way the designer decides. Fanservice suit samus for example is way out of character and is disappointing to people who want to see Nintendo take good care of her.
This is more a symptom than anything so no reason to get upset or w/e but its the kind of thing that makes me less interested in games

 

[Vazra]

http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-victory-pose-cut-after-fan-complains-that-its-over-sexualized/

Ehhh? The pose is not a big deal and it seems people now want everything covered. Give her a diaper or something and keep the pose.

 

[FUME5]

I'm really not seeing an issue with that pose.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

it looks dumb really.

 

[MutFox]

http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-victory-pose-cut-after-fan-complains-that-its-over-sexualized/

They're gonna flip the pose, and people will complain about some camel toe...

 

[Misha]

I'm really not seeing an issue with that pose.

When was the last time you saw someone stand facing away fromyou while looking over their shoulder with their but being the most noticeable part of their pose?