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[A Fish Aficionado]

incidentally, I feel like I may have restless leg syndrome. My legs hate being still. If I hold them still I start to get more and more anxious. I bounce around in my chair like a maniac

I used to get mad cramps in middle and high school and stuff but hasn't reappeared in my twenties. You can try doing relaxation techniques as anxiety probably makes it worse.

 

[FloatOn]

Remember when I said my housemates and I were sleeping together? My bff made an art of me

 

[zeemumu]

DCA also has the food and wine festival. They know exactly what void they are filling. It's a low-key Disneyland.

This actually started this month. And poor YKN is miles away.

 

[Halcyon]

It's just too cute.

 

[Jobbs]

I was in love with my Algebra 2 teacher in HS

I leave you with this one last gem

It's sexy to be corrected

I still remember at my last job, someone had a dolphin on their screen. An adorable dolphin. And I said "nice dolphin", then my friend the cute girl pointed out that it's a porpoise. I really enjoyed that one

 

[FloatOn]

It's just too cute.

You win halcyon

Your daughter is cuter than me ok

 

[You Know Nothing]

This actually started this month. And poor YKN is miles away.

2,250 miles to be approximate.

I don't think I could drive that long just for food and wine.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Good luck. Let us know how it turns out

I hope that goes well!

Tell us stories later

let's just say the skating thing was by far not the craziest thing about him.

welp, I'm done with going on dates now. it's starting to feel more like completing an obstacle course than a fun time. I'm enjoying myself way more staying home, eating all the nasty snacks & watching friends.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I was in love with my Algebra 2 teacher in HS

I leave you with this one last gem

It's sexy to be corrected

I still remember at my last job, someone had a dolphin on their screen. An adorable dolphin. And I said "nice dolphin", then my friend the cute girl pointed out that it's a porpoise. I really enjoyed that one

Being corrected reminds me I am not always correct about everything, so I don't like it.

 

[Jobbs]

Being corrected reminds me I am not always correct about everything, so I don't like it.

that's why it's hot

let's just say the skating thing was by far not the craziest thing about him.

welp, I'm done with going on dates now. it's starting to feel more like completing an obstacle course than a fun time. I'm enjoying myself way more staying home, eating all the nasty snacks & watching friends.

oh my gourd

what happened?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Being corrected reminds me I am not always correct about everything, so I don't like it.

Same

Good thing I'm always right so that it never happens.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

let's just say the skating thing was by far not the craziest thing about him.

welp, I'm done with going on dates now. it's starting to feel more like completing an obstacle course than a fun time. I'm enjoying myself way more staying home, eating all the nasty snacks & watching friends.

It sounds like that might be the best thing.

This actually started this month. And poor YKN is miles away.

We'll just have to take lots of pictures.

Good thing I'm always right so that it never happens.

God. You joke, but Macho Man actually believes this shit as truth.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

dp

 

[Halcyon]

You win halcyon

Your daughter is cuter than me ok

Lies. You have a nicer beard. Hers is weaak.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

God. You joke, but Macho Man actually believes this shit as truth.

Is he still being a jerk? The answer is probably yes.

At first I thought you were talking about

 

[You Know Nothing]

Same

Good thing I'm always right so that it never happens.

What a coincidence. Me too.

If we ever disagree about something, we can take comfort that in the end we're both unfalteringly correct.

 

[trab pu kcip]

that's why it's hot



oh my gourd

what happened?

Spoiler

first I felt like in a philosophy class, he wouldn't stop talking..even asking me questions like "so... what's a circle? describe a circle to me" (philosophy was my minor but even I have my limits) then he basically flat out told me why I shouldn't date him. he was like "well I have a problem with alcohol. I get aggressive without it, my friends can't even stand me. I actually started drinking at 3pm today too" ...which means he basically was kinda drunk the entire time we met. he also invited me to "crash" at his place right away.

 

[zeemumu]

Spoiler

first I felt like in a philosophy class, he wouldn't stop talking..even asking me questions like "so... what's a circle? describe a circle to me" (philosophy was my minor but even I have my limits) then he basically flat out told me why I shouldn't date him. he was like "well I have a problem with alcohol. I get aggressive without it, my friends can't even stand me. I actually started drinking at 3pm today too" ...which means he basically was kinda drunk the entire time we met. he also invited me to "crash" at his place right away.

 

[Jobbs]

Spoiler

first I felt like in a philosophy class, he wouldn't stop talking..even asking me questions like "so... what's a circle? describe a circle to me" (philosophy was my minor but even I have my limits) then he basically flat out told me why I shouldn't date him. he was like "well I have a problem with alcohol. I get aggressive without it, my friends can't even stand me. I actually started drinking at 3pm today too" ...which means he basically was kinda drunk the entire time we met. he also invited me to "crash" at his place right away.

jesus

that.. sounds like a character someone would write. how is he real? to me it sounds like a "gimmick", like a shtick he does on dates

where are all the normal nice boys?

btw did he ever tell you what a circle is? I'm morbidly curious now

 

[SystemBug]

let's just say the skating thing was by far not the craziest thing about him.

welp, I'm done with going on dates now. it's starting to feel more like completing an obstacle course than a fun time. I'm enjoying myself way more staying home, eating all the nasty snacks & watching friends.

That's a shame I'm sure the right person will show up sometime but you have the right idea

 

[SolVanderlyn]

What a coincidence. Me too.

If we ever disagree about something, we can take comfort that in the end we're both unfalteringly correct.

Sounds like that won't happen any time soon, but it is a welcome bit of solace to have that safety net in this relationship.

Spoiler

first I felt like in a philosophy class, he wouldn't stop talking..even asking me questions like "so... what's a circle? describe a circle to me" (philosophy was my minor but even I have my limits) then he basically flat out told me why I shouldn't date him. he was like "well I have a problem with alcohol. I get aggressive without it, my friends can't even stand me. I actually started drinking at 3pm today too" ...which means he basically was kinda drunk the entire time we met. he also invited me to "crash" at his place right away.

Spoiler

In this situation, you take his roller blades and blade out as fast as you can.

 

[FloatOn]

where are all the normal nice boys?

Right here XOXO

What's a circle btw

 

[trab pu kcip]

jesus

that.. sounds like a character someone would write. how is he real?

where are all the normal nice boys?

btw did he ever tell you what a circle is? I'm morbidly curious now

all my dates are characters now..not human beings.

I wanna know too!!

haha well it was a rather long speech around the whole topic. he basically argued that we can't really describe it and that the idea of a circle is in our brains since we were born. or something.

That's a shame I'm sure the right person will show up sometime but you have the right idea

thanks<3

Sounds like that won't happen any time soon, but it is a welcome bit of solace to have that safety net in this relationship.

Spoiler

In this situation, you take his roller blades and blade out as fast as you can.

hahaha

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Is he still being a jerk? The answer is probably yes.

At first I thought you were talking about

The thing is that when you confront him, it just never ends because he thinks he literally can never be wrong. It's like arguing against a religious zealot. And the hard part is I know it comes from pain and insecurity, but I can't get through to him. He won't let anyone in. Even when you do shit, like the garbage, he still needs to find a reason for you to be not just wrong but ignorant.

He wants to write a book series about how everyone else is wrong.

 

[Granadier]

Spoiler

first I felt like in a philosophy class, he wouldn't stop talking..even asking me questions like "so... what's a circle? describe a circle to me" (philosophy was my minor but even I have my limits) then he basically flat out told me why I shouldn't date him. he was like "well I have a problem with alcohol. I get aggressive without it, my friends can't even stand me. I actually started drinking at 3pm today too" ...which means he basically was kinda drunk the entire time we met. he also invited me to "crash" at his place right away.

 

[Jobbs]

all my dates are characters now..not human beings.

I wanna know too!!

haha well it was a rather long speech around the whole topic. he basically argued that we can't really describe it and that the idea of a circle is in our brains since we were born. or something.

thanks<3

hahaha

I wanna describe a circle! I bet I could... this date is actually starting to sound fun

Spoiler

jk

The other day I saw phoebe's mouse out of the house guy, btw!

 

[trab pu kcip]

I wanna describe a circle! I bet I could... this date is actually starting to sound fun

Spoiler

jk

The other day I saw phoebe's mouse out of the house guy, btw!

haha yeah I actually disagreed with him about that too.

ooh that is real? at least this didn't happen to me yet.

 

[Jobbs]

haha yeah I actually disagreed with him about that too.

ooh that is real? at least this didn't happen to me yet.

I could describe a circle a ton of ways. The easiest one is.. well, hmm. It starts and ends in the same place?

MOOTH guy, yeah, he was tying his shoe just like on the fucking show and boom, I saw something dangling from something

 

[Granadier]

all points on a plane that are equal distance from a central point

who uses philosophy to try and describe a circle??

 

[zeemumu]

I keep writing off Star Wars Rebels but then it pulls some cool shit and I consider watching it.

 

[liliththepale]

I could describe a circle a ton of ways. The easiest one is.. well, hmm. It starts and ends in the same place?

MOOTH guy, yeah, he was tying his shoe just like on the fucking show and boom, I saw something dangling from something

That's a circuit, not a circle. You can't living language your way out of this one!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I don't think any of you can beat a girlfriend who named her different personalities, bit and drew blood (and drank it), and openly worried about her sanity and what she might do to you

 

[trab pu kcip]

I could describe a circle a ton of ways. The easiest one is.. well, hmm. It starts and ends in the same place?

MOOTH guy, yeah, he was tying his shoe just like on the fucking show and boom, I saw something dangling from something

I just said that it's a shape without edges.



people don't wear underwear anymore or what?

I don't think any of you can beat a girlfriend who named her different personalities, bit and drew blood (and drank it), and openly worried about her sanity and what she might do to you

oh wow. guess it can always get crazier.

 

[Jobbs]

That's a circuit, not a circle. You can't living language your way out of this one!

I enjoyed that

I had the phrase "full circle" in my head

I just said that it's a shape without edges.



people don't wear underwear anymore or what?

your way is better. and no. no they don't. I'm the last one.

 

[zeemumu]

I don't think any of you can beat a girlfriend who named her different personalities, bit and drew blood (and drank it), and openly worried about her sanity and what she might do to you

Should I ever be so lucky to have as exciting a love life.

 

[Granadier]

I had the joy of dealing with a girl who flipped shit at the idea of communication.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I had the joy of dealing with a girl who flipped shit at the idea of communication.

I guess she just thought the magical relationship fairy would come along and make everything work out on its own.

 

[zeemumu]

I'm still waiting for Dark Souls 3's initial release because I'm trading old games in to pay for it.

 

[Professor Beef]

me right now

it's been a long day

 

[Jobbs]

I've dated several girls who were completely lovely and it just didn't work out, usually because of me, I think! ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Relationships aren't built to last though, it's okay, the idea that there's no end to it is scary anyway

 

[Granadier]

I guess she just thought the magical relationship fairy would come along and make everything work out on its own.

in a way it did since I don't have to deal with that crazy shit anymore

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

None of this is convincing me I should try meeting people

 

[trab pu kcip]

I've dated several girls who were completely lovely and it just didn't work out, usually because of me, I think! ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Relationships aren't built to last though, it's okay, the idea that there's no end to it is scary anyway

so you're a crazy housemouse guy too!


hm I still wanna believe that they are :,c but yeah, in the end we all die alone. etc. etc.

 

[zeemumu]

so you're a crazy housemouse guy too!


hm I still wanna believe that they are :,c but yeah, in the end we all die alone. etc. etc.

But life is more about the journey, not the destination, so dying alone shouldn't be the concern, right?

 

[Granadier]

None of this is convincing me I should try meeting people

there are billions of people out there. some of them are crazy nutcases and some of them are fucking amazing. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Jobbs]

so you're a crazy housemouse guy too!


hm I still wanna believe that they are :,c but yeah, in the end we all die alone. etc. etc.

I thought my grandparents were in it to the end but after I grew up I learned that my grandmother cheated on him years ago but they stayed together anyway but it was never the same and it was pretty much loveless

sorry for the depressingness.

I'm not a housemouse guy. I'm very careful about houses and mice.

I just like to hang out and do my things. I'm going back and forth between editing sound and playing ori and the blind forest.

 

[Professor Beef]

I've dated several girls who were completely lovely and it just didn't work out, usually because of me, I think! ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Relationships aren't built to last though, it's okay, the idea that there's no end to it is scary anyway

part of me is fully convinced that, despite always being told the opposite, I'm actually not that much of a catch

 

[liliththepale]

I enjoyed that

I had the phrase "full circle" in my head

this explains so much tbh

None of this is convincing me I should try meeting people

I had sex last night

 

[SolVanderlyn]

hm I still wanna believe that they are

Me too, and I do.

I had sex last night

Thank you for that riveting story.

 

[Granadier]

I had sex last night