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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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Transhuman

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It was all about Piper tbh.

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AcridMeat

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Jelly. Such a talented dude.

I need to start keeping up on local concerts. I want to see some of my favorite artists before I'm a corpse.
My ears are already old men because I was stupid. Hopefully they have complete reconstructive surgery once I need it.
 
My God...2.09 for Icebreakers?!

Is that a bad thing? I don't buy candy, mints or gum with any frequency.

Tofu Scramble Mexican is blasphemy.

I enjoyed tofu with string beans and mushrooms once, but putting it with any kind of normal food is definitely sacrilege.


Honestly? Nothing super revolutionary.

The only phrase I have in my head until the end of time is "Try everything. Test often".

In the preparation process, I'll put aside a portion to cook separately to try out a combination or idea so that, because it's separate, if things go catastrophically flavour-wise I can abandon the idea and split the portion down again to try something else.
And if everything goes well, I'll try and replicate the idea with the whole meal.

As long as you start off a dish with a foundation or idea of "what you want to make", then you're golden.

It's been done before, but I wanted chicken karaage the other night but we ran out of chicken and mayonnaise but a crap ton of eggs and some swordfish left over, so I made my own jap mayo and swordfish karaage. <waits for someone to correct me that karaage can only be cooked with chicken>

This is amazing advice!
 
That was also the night I learned to stay the fuck away from my phone when drunk

Ugghhhhhh

No I won't go into what that entailed

But it was bad

Oh God. I mean, when you say I won't go into what that entailed, now I really want to know. haha

I can only imagine the next morning was very sobering.

I'm getting flashbacks to when my friends had a small end of semester party for college, and got fucking REKT on jagerbombs. I had to help babysit. Gave me a hilarious story though, which was made even better by none of them remembering it lol
Haha Those are the best, because it's like you have a Trump Card ready to play at any time.

Years ago, I was probably one of those people. There are a bevy of terrible photos from those days of drinking that I'm definitely not proud of.

I like how your worry is that we will poke fun at you for not being sure on the dish preparation name, and not the fact you had fucking swordfish laying around.

Our house wouldn't survive 6 months.

HAHA Perks of having a sweet seafood market within 20 minutes drive. We literally have a second refridgerator/freezer to hold seafood. (It's the one in my streams)

Also, swordfish is surprisingly inexpensive.
I used to live in Sunnybank and there was a supermarket called Yuen's there and their seafood market WAS FUCKING AMAZING.

That also means that to get the good shit, you had to be there at 6am. No exceptions.
Or you had to fight off almost hundreds (not hyperbole) of very angry asian women.

I travelled into the future and found our house after that 6 month period!
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I got you
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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Yeah, I mean literally freezing time. How cool is that?

All Phoebe had was dank premonitions.

Phoebe has Premonition, Levitation, Empathy, Pathokinesis but most of the time she only uses Premonition.

Piper has Molecular Immobilization, Molecular Combustion and in the comics Molecular Acceleration.

Phoebe despite having more abilities Piper overall had the betters ones.

Also don't forget her Coyote Piper scene
 

Jobbs

Banned
Is that a bad thing? I don't buy candy, mints or gum with any frequency.



I enjoyed tofu with string beans and mushrooms once, but putting it with any kind of normal food is definitely sacrilege.




This is amazing advice!


what do you mean by "with normal food"?

tofu comes in many forms and can be prepared in myriad ways.

it can be very tasty!

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my birthday gift to myself: heart-wrenching agony
pleasure

yus!

I played about half of it and stopped because I wanted to wait for the US release and discover the rest with the normal people and in a language I can read
 
what do you mean by "with normal food"?

tofu comes in many forms and can be prepared in myriad ways.

it can be very tasty!

Food where if you go to a restaurant for that food then 99% chance you're not going to see a tofu option.

Tofu is at its best when it's more honest about itself instead of pretending to be something else.
 

Jobbs

Banned
hell yes my dude

I'm so excited



I've read a few things but I'm going into this like 90% blind

can't wait to get rekt in like 10 days

hahaha they have that weird ass grindhouse trailer as the first thing on the steam store page.. what the fuck

I've read a few things but I'm going into this like 90% blind

can't wait to get rekt in like 10 days

you're gonna get rekt. the game has some nasty fuckin' enemies. knights and npcs and various dueling style enemies are just generally more aggressive and smarter than ever.
 
I really want to try tofu again but I had such a bad experience with it when I was younger that I can't even think of the taste without near-retching.
 

FloatOn

Member
hahaha they have that weird ass grindhouse trailer as the first thing on the steam store page.. what the fuck

I saw that the other day

they also have an animated trailer directed by eli roth called "the witches" you should watch

dark souls 3 marketing is going ham
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I saw that the other day

they also have an animated trailer directed by eli roth called "the witches" you should watch

dark souls 3 marketing is going ham

That "The Witches" trailer had nothing to do with Dark Souls tho. The 80s VHS trailer was dope tho.
 

FloatOn

Member
That "The Witches" trailer had nothing to do with Dark Souls tho. The 80s VHS trailer was dope tho.

nah it was cool. the witches were very fire keeper-esque

and of course the knight guy dungeon crawling and what not.

the animation was really nice.
 

Jobbs

Banned
mmmmmhmmmmmm whatever ok I get it

:: watches My Cat from Hell ::

show is amazing

people are crazy

in most cases it's really "Cat Owners from Hell"
 

FloatOn

Member
Somehow I survive saying stuff like this regularly

BROTHER

Are you skilled with cucumbers tho?
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that girl is cute and her cucumber deep throating abilities are impressive.

tmi time: I've never encountered a woman irl that has such talents. I'm kind of the belief that these females are mythic creatures that only exist in porn. like does the average girl partake in such lewdness?
 

Jobbs

Banned
Being a person prone to decision paralysis and general obsession makes audio editing very hard. I frequently have to choose between near identical takes and while I should just choose one and move on.. I sorta get stuck re-listening to them over and over
 

zeemumu

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Being a person prone to decision paralyses and general obsession makes audio editing very hard. I frequently have to choose between near identical takes and while I should just choose one and move on.. I sorta get stuck re-listening to them over and over

How can you paralyzed by choice with your give no fucks attitude?
 
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