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I just kind of tested the left thumb thing. I was able to get more of my index finger down my throat, but my gag reflex still kicked in eventually.
I have a hard time asking people to do things I would never be willing to do myself.Remember if you ever switch teams and visit Puerto Rico send me a PM.
I just kind of tested the left thumb thing. I was able to get more of my index finger down my throat, but my gag reflex still kicked in eventually.
I have a hard time asking people to do things I would never be willing to do myself.
Whip your dildo out and give it an earnest effort! That's where I'm at soon.
Haha Those are the best, because it's like you have a Trump Card ready to play at any time.
Years ago, I was probably one of those people. There are a bevy of terrible photos from those days of drinking that I'm definitely not proud of.
Ariana Grande's been singing for so long that I keep forgetting that she was an actress and can actually act. A lot of these SNL impressions are spot on.
I have a hard time asking people to do things I would never be willing to do myself.
Whip your dildo out and give it an earnest effort! That's where I'm at soon.
edit: yeah, no. This is definitely not working for me. I thought it'd help because I'm also drunk but no. I've baby-barfed twice now, not trying again tonight.
May I be blessed with a sausage?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)The Sausage Sage appreciates earnest effort.
Ariana Grande's been singing for so long that I keep forgetting that she was an actress and can actually act. A lot of these SNL impressions are spot on.
I just noticed they refuse to use the word "owner" with regard to pets on this show (and possibly animal planet in general?). He keeps saying "cat guardians".
May I be blessed with a sausage?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
so, like, was Frodo able to carry The Ring for so long -- compared to men, who seemed to buckle to it near instantly -- due to his race as a Hobbit, who have naturally high constitution, or did it have more to do with his strength as an individual?
so, like, was Frodo able to carry The Ring for so long -- compared to men, who seemed to buckle to it near instantly -- due to his race as a Hobbit, who have naturally high constitution, or did it have more to do with his strength as an individual?
Nobody knows. Gandalf and others repeatedly speculate that hobbits must be made of sterner stuff than anyone otherwise suspects, but then Sam buckles pretty quickly with his brief tenure.
Relevant: Frodo had the ring in a closet for seventeen years while Gandalf was away researching shit in the book version.
I think in the books, after the ring was destroyed, they returned to the shire and it had been overrun with orcs or something
maybe I'm misremembering, but I remember being struck by the oddness of the pacing
so, like, was Frodo able to carry The Ring for so long -- compared to men, who seemed to buckle to it near instantly -- due to his race as a Hobbit, who have naturally high constitution, or did it have more to do with his strength as an individual?
Just got back from Meet the Blacks. One of the most horrifically offensive and stupid films I have ever seen, and maybe warranting its own thread.
My dad also hit me in the feels today when, in the car, he responded to me telling my brother "You need to learn you are not always right" with "And you're the one to teach him that".
Dammit, dad, we just got through this in therapy!
Bilbo and Frodo could carry the ring for so long because they're responsible drug users.
Like, should I make a new thread for it or just spill the fucking beans here?
I wanna Mandrake this shit.
I like the LotR films. But the books can fuck off.
Tolkien is dry and meandering and just the antithesis of fun or edification.
Do it.
I am very moody, tortured, and obsessive when it comes to art and stuff I'm working on. I never claimed otherwise.
Like, should I make a new thread for it or just spill the fucking beans here?
I wanna Mandrake this shit.
New thread?
I don't know if you have the same problem/thing but I've almost split my personality into real life/human interaction and work.
I'm normally really jovial and easy going but work mode I can be super obsessive, perfectionsitic (that's not a real world but ok) and kind of an asshole if my work space is invaded. I'm really protective of my work surroundings.
At least you didn't watch God's Not Dead 2.
Still waiting for Mandrake's review on that one.
I kinda prefer the WoW mythos over the LotR one.
Same, although Legion looks to have a ton of interesting contentI lost interest in the WoW lore once Draenor came out and they messed with the timeline.
I lost interest in the WoW lore once Draenor came out and they messed with the timeline.
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It used to be cpp_09 or something till a mod changed it yesterday.
You don't understand. GMOs are evil because of reasons.
Waiting for the "Just say no to DNA in your food" film. Fuck science. My irrational bias is more important.
It used to be cpp_09 or something till a mod changed it yesterday.
The word scientist is on my business card - I'm the main antagonist in the sequel.
"He is in the employ of those who would teach our children FACTS, he must be stopped!"
Good morning, you beautiful people.
I can't remember the last time I was this drunk . I can't even see straight
I always feel bad for UK people waking up right when all the Americans are going to sleep, missing out on the fray
I can't remember the last time I was this drunk . I can't even see straight
Well, you really dodged a bullet therefirst I felt like in a philosophy class, he wouldn't stop talking..even asking me questions like "so... what's a circle? describe a circle to me" (philosophy was my minor but even I have my limits) then he basically flat out told me why I shouldn't date him. he was like "well I have a problem with alcohol. I get aggressive without it, my friends can't even stand me. I actually started drinking at 3pm today too" ...which means he basically was kinda drunk the entire time we met. he also invited me to "crash" at his place right away.
Oh yes. I once went on a date with a girl (met her online). Went quite ok for first 30 minuts. But then she only talked about how she misses her dad in her life and she want is strong man, like her dad was. Of course she was from some village in the mountains, where things often stay in the family (if you know what I mean), so red lights went on in my head. I just texted my friend "CALL ME ASAP URGENT", so I could bail out with some lame excuse.I
oh wow. guess it can always get crazier.
That's the spiritI can't remember the last time I was this drunk . I can't even see straight
I always feel bad for UK people waking up right when all the Americans are going to sleep, missing out on the fray