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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Someone told me once that that was just Bavaria, and that the rest of Germany isn't like that. I really don't know though.
As far as international perceptions go, Bavaria is to Germany what Texas is to America.

Also, Germans feel about the same amount of love for Bavaria that Americans feel for Texas.
 
From my experience Hamburg was similar, but lacking the Bavarian culture surrounding it.



OT, but Germany is the place I miss most from my travels through Europe. Hamburg, Berlin, and Frankfurt were all so amazing. People there are so awesome too.
Admittedly I didn't run into any inline skaters though.

Frankfurt? really? it's full of junkies, banks and whores. it does have a couple of nice spots I guess. fun fact: that's where my date took place.
 

Jobbs

Banned
do they have steers and queers in bavaria? is everything big there?

HOLY FUCK is it annoying when my tablet drivers crash!

how come wacom and windows, when it comes to working togehter, both get progressively slower, gunkier, and less stable as the years go by?
 

FUME5

Member
you'll laugh but it's actually hard to find a guy who's not a dangeroulsy heavy drinker for me for some reason. I feel like people just treat it like a casual thing most of the time. probably why I'm a bit more sensitive/aware of tendencies like this.

Sorry, my level of alcohol consumption could certainly be considered dangerous.

For a non-Australian.

In all seriousness though, some people can handle it and some can't. Liver, kidneys etc.. were all functioning better than good when I had a check up last year so the body is ticking along just fine.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfEZfrXUAAE9nh8.jpg

I was almost a Bavaria boy. Parents were convinced to move to the states instead.

Sounds too close to a barrel boy for my liking.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Frankfurt? really? it's full of junkies, banks and whores. it does have a couple of nice spots I guess. fun fact: that's where my date took place.

This could apply to Hamburg too, can't it? (I did not partake, but was aware.)

My time in Frankfurt was really tame. I visited a family friend and she toured me around the city and the Rhine valley. Most of my time was spent outside Frankfurt proper down in the Mannheim area with a family that I was building a garden for in exchange for room and board. They took me around to the area and I met a bunch of people that were all very nice.
 

Jobbs

Banned
yeaaa boy

when I think rollerblading.. I think this!

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"Bavarian" sounds like a Star Trek alien, btw
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Don't forget we have lunch with Lisa at 12!

Lisa had to reschedule, so we're gonna have to sneak in a power lunch at 1:00 before the big interview. I'll send you an updated appointment from my Palm Pilot™.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
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This image speaks to me deeply.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
that should be float's tag

I sorta fucking love it.

I for one wouldn't mind half a page of space taken up each time FloatOn posted. Would be hilarious.

Papa pls

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I'm actually impressed by that URL. Why the hell would it ever need to be that long.
 

Misha

Banned
you know. its slightly annoys me that gamers call any fire larger than a candle a bonfire. That's my one major complaint of the souls series
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I don't like Souls games at all. I have played through 4 of them(Demon, Dark 1/2, Bloodbourne) and didnt enjoy any of them, no clue why I keep buyng them.

Today has been shitty. First I take a nap after my morning watch and oversleep and miss lunch. Then I get gross toilet water all over my coveralls. Now all of my friends are talking about WrestleMania and I could not give a fuck less.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Just for the record, Dark Souls bonfires are made up of like bone dust and ghost shit, maintained by the life force of firekeepers who channel spirit energy into the fire or something

I don't like Souls games at all. I have played through 4 of them(Demon, Dark 1/2, Bloodbourne) and didnt enjoy any of them, no clue why I keep buyng them.

Today has been shitty. First I take a nap after my morning watch and oversleep and miss lunch. Then I get gross toilet water all over my coveralls. Now all of my friends are talking about WrestleMania and I could not give a fuck less.

fuck you. and sorry about your shitty day. :(
 

Misha

Banned
Fuck you!!

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I felt like that was a relatively positive endorsement.


...wait maybe the fuck you and slap was suppose to be some sort of agreement thing? weird
True. Unless there are bones on the fire it shouldn't be called a bonfire.

is that the original etymology? interesting

in that case I'm disappointed that they're calling other fires bonfires cause I could totally see the souls series having some lore thing where the bonfires are made up of bones or at least corpses (you can tell how much I pay attention to lore)
 

zeemumu

Member
Nice, I like it.
well done, what's it for? just random inspiration?

Well you know that monster beat-em up/platformer? I was semi-serious, so that was me doodling around with some monster design ideas. There isn't much you can do with a mummy so I screwed around with the arrangement of the bandages. I like the idea of the bandages falling away and being torn apart around the mouth area as if he chewed through them, and there being pretty much nothing but mummified skin and bone left underneath those bandages.

I also drew these cartoon vegetables.

 

FUME5

Member
you know. its slightly annoys me that gamers call any fire larger than a candle a bonfire. That's my one major complaint of the souls series


It's not a URL, it's the binary data encoded as text instead of as an image.

I figured you'd know what it was / why it happened.

I don't like Souls games at all. I have played through 4 of them(Demon, Dark 1/2, Bloodbourne) and didnt enjoy any of them, no clue why I keep buyng them.

Today has been shitty. First I take a nap after my morning watch and oversleep and miss lunch. Then I get gross toilet water all over my coveralls. Now all of my friends are talking about WrestleMania and I could not give a fuck less.

So, we can assume you'll be buying DS3 next week then? Also, is there a good story behind your coverall plight?


Moooooooooooom, she won't stop copying me!
 
I don't like Souls games at all. I have played through 4 of them(Demon, Dark 1/2, Bloodbourne) and didnt enjoy any of them, no clue why I keep buyng them.

Today has been shitty. First I take a nap after my morning watch and oversleep and miss lunch. Then I get gross toilet water all over my coveralls. Now all of my friends are talking about WrestleMania and I could not give a fuck less.

They're not for everyone, and that's fine. DaS1 and BB I can understand if you started with DeS, but DaS2 is totally on you (and also don't pick up the new one!) :p

I think I would lose my mind if I had friends constantly chattering about wrestling. That was the one group of people I always stayed away from in high school.

Just for the record, Dark Souls bonfires are made up of like bone dust and ghost shit, maintained by the life force of firekeepers who channel spirit energy into the fire or something

That's part of why I just call mine cauldrons. Also because it sounds more witchy.

http://gfycat.com/ScaryMarvelousDavidstiger

is that the original etymology? interesting

in that case I'm disappointed that they're calling other fires bonfires cause I could totally see the souls series having some lore thing where the bonfires are made up of bones or at least corpses (you can tell how much I pay attention to lore)

Yes. Bone-fire -> bonfire. A large fire used primarily for burning plague victims' corpses or heretics and faggots, usually leaving behind a significant collection of bones because the fire didn't really get hot enough to cremate those remains. Outside of burning bodies, there have been precious few legitimate uses for such large fires.
 

FloatOn

Member
I don't like Souls games at all. I have played through 4 of them(Demon, Dark 1/2, Bloodbourne) and didnt enjoy any of them, no clue why I keep buyng them.

Today has been shitty. First I take a nap after my morning watch and oversleep and miss lunch. Then I get gross toilet water all over my coveralls. Now all of my friends are talking about WrestleMania and I could not give a fuck less.

I tried to play Demons after Dark Souls 1 and just couldn't do it.

Initially I was severely disappointed with Dark Souls 2 after the revelation that was the original aka video game messiah. But then I realized the sequel was better suited for co-op.

I've yet to play and probably will never play Bloodborne because consoles fucking suck.

I'm beyond excited for Dark Souls 3 though :)

Sorry about the shitty day
 

Misha

Banned
I figured you'd know what it was / why it happened.



So, we can assume you'll be buying DS3 next week then? Also, is there a good story behind your coverall plight?

I'd be very disappointed if someone invited me to a bonfire and it was less than 6 feet tall and they used less than 3 tires #hickthings
 

Jobbs

Banned
They're not for everyone, and that's fine. DaS1 and BB I can understand if you started with DeS, but DaS2 is totally on you (and also don't pick up the new one!) :p

I think I would lose my mind if I had friends constantly chattering about wrestling. That was the one group of people I always stayed away from in high school.



That's part of why I just call mine cauldrons. Also because it sounds more witchy.

http://gfycat.com/ScaryMarvelousDavidstiger

dope, dude. explain to me how potion brewing works!

I have a ton of ideas about how alchemy will work in a possible next game

I tried to play Demons after Dark Souls 1 and just couldn't do it.

Initially I was severely disappointed with Dark Souls 2 after the revelation that was the original aka video game messiah. But then I realized the sequel was better suited for co-op.

I've yet to play and probably will never play Bloodborne because consoles fucking suck.

I'm beyond excited for Dark Souls 3 though :)

Sorry about the shitty day

Playing through Dark Souls 1 in 2011 was a pivotal thing for me -- gaming wise. It single handedly renewed my interest in gaming
 
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