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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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Hmmmm? What are you doing?
Have a good night dude. See you tomorrow.
You Know Nothing
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trab pu kcip
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I take back what I said yesterday. you guys actually don't drink enough. c'mon, he can do 20.
also...would you rather look after a kitten * :3 * or a human baby * ugh* ?
see, cats don't look that bad now, do they?
Decent effort.
.......actually, maybe you do belong with someone who owns a pair of inline skates.
Nerdkiller
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My ma got an exercise bike last week, but so far, I'm the one who's used it the most. God, I'm out of shape.I've been gaining too much weight so I've cut way back on my drinking. I miss it.
RobotNinjaHornets
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There is one advantage to babies, they are much less likely to die before you
IT'S OUT TOMORROW WHAT
I just finished up my walk and it started to dump rain on me. God, I hate this city sometimes.
I just finished up my walk and it started to dump rain on me. God, I hate this city sometimes.
Now you get to look all stoic and shit.
liliththepale
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Saw it thrice in the theater including opening night. Don't really feel the need to see it again just now.
No lower calorie alcohol for you? Like vodka or something?I've been gaining too much weight so I've cut way back on my drinking. I miss it.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I love Star Wars. I just dislike the latest movies. Well, TFA was tolerable, I guess.
OG Dark Forces is the best piece of Star Wars merchandise ever and the pen and paper RPG is still great.
Much more expensive so I have to take that into consideration. Although I do miss tequila shots...
Man, weed fucks with you and you can't afford tequila.
At least it looks like you're going to get some action soon!
Hahaha, yup. I can afford tequila if I prioritize it. Liquor taxes are just outrageous in Washington state.
That post was a reference to How the Grinch Stole Christmas and a different thread. Horses are fine as long as you have enough room to keep them and the money to keep them healthy.
Nerdkiller
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HA! What kind of penniless peasant would walk and get wet for exercise, while I remain bone dry with my fitness bike and my roof?I just finished up my walk and it started to dump rain on me. God, I hate this city sometimes.
I couldn't afford the walls. The best I could do was doors.
LookAtMeGo
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We getting drunk tonight?
Same here, they're never going to lower the taxes on booze either.
Sleep. What's the issue with Tinder?
Nah. I'm out.
I might try to get high though, since a flare has started. Gonna see how it cuts down more severe pain.I'm not big on it but I'll do it when I'm bored.
Sleep or swipe?
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
a guy I barely have anything to do with apart from having studied the same just told me that he saw an old lady taking her cat for a walk and immediately had to think of me. my image can't be reversed anymore.
CATS RULE!!
YOU GUYS JUST SUCK!
Mine didn't like that I had business calls to make today.
She was trying to get the phone.
You Know Nothing
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lmao @ that sex length thread.
Tbh anything over 30 minutes starts to feel like a chore.
A kitten of course. Less to worry about.
Tbh anything over 30 minutes starts to feel like a chore.
A kitten of course. Less to worry about.
I can fuck in like 3 minutes if I have to
the efficiency of my german genes
this is adorb. so glad JB is finally getting in on the action.
the efficiency of my german genes
this is adorb. so glad JB is finally getting in on the action.
I've been communicating back and forth with this one dude. He's 36, in an open relationship. Kinda cute. And nice, which is really what I need right now because I'm still nervous as fuck.
Well, so far, there's been no mention of sex. But I really don't want to push that until I feel comfortable (and safe) meeting with this dude. And he might just want to be friends, which I'm okay with too. It would be nice to have a gay friend in this area.
You Know Nothing
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My German genes have betrayed me. I'm nowhere near that efficient.
If it's gone on that long I usually just give up if she's already finished. It's just way too long.
I wish I had these genes sometimes.
liliththepale
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Lol, some of us want more than just getting our parts serviced. If there's no significant romance in it then I may as well just masturbate.
Are those statements related? (I kid)
You can train a horse to only shit in one place, but why? There's no point.
Looked kind of boring to me when I watched some people play. Also it's incredibly stylish but I don't particularly like the style, so that does nothing for me.
I'm basically of the opinion that anything that's pixel art would look much better as high-definition or vector artwork instead, and HLD is no exception. The rare exception is something like Shovel Knight that's specifically targeting NES nostalgia, and even that I'd love to see with hi-res hand-painted artwork. I've talked with the artist (Nick Wozniak) a lot and watched most of the Shovel Knight art streams. He's an incredibly talented dude, but it feels to me like his efforts are almost wasted on pixel art. That's just my opinion though. I know a lot of people like chunky pixels.
Professor Beef
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I mean...I try to at least make sure the girl gets off before I do. I don't actually bother to time myself though, lmao
I eat pussy like a demon
I ordinarily agree with you but at this point, I'm really curious to find out what it's like to get my parts serviced.
You Know Nothing
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Professor Beef
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I never like being that guy, but it's like...it takes two people to have sex, so it only makes sense to have both get off, ya know?
LookAtMeGo
Member
If I stick it in right away I bust quick but if I mess around for a while, the sex tends to last longer. You should be able to make both people happy with only a few minutes of actual boning.
LookAtMeGo
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I havent done 69 in ages.
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