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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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Neogaffin while driving.. And just bad at phone typing I'm general
Halcyon
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I thought maybe you were on some stress induced anxiety drunken binge after announcing the release date of the game.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Boooooo
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Looking at The Magicians, I wonder if SyFy spent all its monies on The Expanse.
Oh, the cheapness.
Oh, the cheapness.
You Know Nothing
Member
At least my imagination isn't hindered by production values.
Still looks like a fun show, but I want to read the trilogy before watching mainly because the show seems to incorporate different elements from all the books into it at once.
I used to just Google "lenny face" and copy+paste, but now I have a keyboard shortcut that replaces "lennyface" with it.
Truth, mine has a sling. #thatgafeffect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Today is doge day today
yay
yay
trab pu kcip
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you mean this day? today?
Nomadic Sparks
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Transhuman
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Transhuman
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And here I am trying to eat 2400 calories a day instead of my average of around 400.
Oh cmon, you can sneak one bagel in there.
Halcyon
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I will gut you like a fish.
That is my general feeling when someone at work says that to me.
"Just a lil nibble ey? It won't hurt."
- Tom from accounting, whose the size of a whale
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Transhuman
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Do you ever feel like you're out of your wife's league?
I'm so far out of her league that she doesn't exist.
this audit guy is here this week. I'm going to try to make my week a little better than a living hell.
we shall see how that goes
"Leagues" are made up.
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Transhuman
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Erections are very, very real.
Chuckie
Member
Well she sure is prettier than me. But I wouldn't say out of my league. She fell in love with me, so she is apparently in the same league.
Halcyon
Member
I was shocked that my wife was intimidated by me when we met. I always just feel like a fat guy even though I know I'm not anymore. I would have never approached her at a bar or something because I wouldn't think I ever had a shot. I'm not rich, i'm kind of a dork, and I am not all that interesting.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Not that I'm in the market or anything, but my romantic life improved tenfold when I realized that the key to success was not giving a single fuck about rejection. More often than not, "leagues" are imaginary barriers set by our own insecurities. Specially if you just want a date.
It only took me fifteen years, but whatever.
It only took me fifteen years, but whatever.
fengshuifever
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I'm not chasing anything romantic (and honestly haven't for quite a while) but I'm still semi coming to terms with not completely giving a shit about rejection and even that depends on the day/mood.
I won't reject you tho. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Halcyon
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I almost flaked on going on the first date with my wife because I had to drive 25 minutes away to meet her half-way, and I wasn't positive she was even a real person.
I had flaked on random people before too. I was very flippant about dating. It's crazy to think that little 25 second conversation I had in my head the day of the date that went "errr am I in the mood to do this? not really, but I should, yea I guess I should, maybe she will be cool and her legs are super hot, but I could just beat off and watch more youtube lets plays....fuck it i'm going"
and now I'm the happiest i've ever been in my life.
I had flaked on random people before too. I was very flippant about dating. It's crazy to think that little 25 second conversation I had in my head the day of the date that went "errr am I in the mood to do this? not really, but I should, yea I guess I should, maybe she will be cool and her legs are super hot, but I could just beat off and watch more youtube lets plays....fuck it i'm going"
and now I'm the happiest i've ever been in my life.
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Transhuman
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That's so hot.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Fuck you :c
well it's not like that happens to me every day. her aggressive come on wouldn't have seemed unusual if it did
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Why are you using your phone while driving?
It's like applying for jobs let them reject you, don't reject yourself first.
Learned this the hard way. Relatedly, it's still weird being happy with how things have turned out and also have a little regret about fucking something up so badly in the past. The regret has diminished over the years, but I still wish I could revert to an older save just to see how things might be different.
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Transhuman
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Whenever I meet someone amazing they're either seeing someone already or moving to Brisbane. Fucking Brisbane. STOP STEALING ALL MY DATES!
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Brisbane is a city.
or that's just shit they make up because it's an easier let down
:: feeds your insecurities ::
kidding around, you're sexbeast with the new 'do
sitting in traffic a lot
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I fucked my chance with an extremely good looking girl because I am an ass.
Like keira Knightley terms if good looking.
Like keira Knightley terms if good looking.
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Transhuman
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Yes.
Facebook don't lie!
Alliteration is sexy.
fengshuifever
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Or they're taken by someone from Brisbane :/
Halcyon
Member
I'm on my phone a little too much during my commute. The problem is my drive is an hour 15 minutes to work, with about 50 minutes of it on the interstate on cruise control. So I do get bored alot and check my phone. I am trying to fix the issue by making sure I always have a podcast or book on tape playing.
trab pu kcip
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Transhuman
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A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
As a motorcyclist. Stop phoning while driving.
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Transhuman
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What sort of wheels we talkin'?
Halcyon
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the date before that was like a month or two earlier, and she looked like this girl from Daredevil in her pictures
When I met her at the mall she was a fairly thick lady and we walked around the mall awkwardly talking about her job as an At&t salesperson while she shopped for earrings then I spent 40 dollars on lunch and drinks even though I had no connection with her.
That kinda stuff happened to me alot and was the kinda thing that put me off dating. But it all worked out.
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