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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I had a lil ninja
trab pu kcip
Member
I see what you're saying. why would anyone go earring shopping on a date tho?!?!
Halcyon
Member
I think she just wanted to kill two birds with one stone.
reminds me of the girl acrid went out with who scolded him for paying with a debit card.
Some people just don't know how to act, honestly, it's weird
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I mean I can't really complain
I don't try at all
I don't talk to people
I don't know how to talk to people
I've pretty much given up
Whatever
I don't try at all
I don't talk to people
I don't know how to talk to people
I've pretty much given up
Whatever
That was more depressing than I'd intended to write at the start oops
One of my exes told me that her best friend at the time really wanted to fuck me since she thought I looked like some dude from a band.
Looking back I should have taken her friend up on the offer. She uncontrollable lust levels of hot.
Also that girlfriend turned out to be crazy.
Halcyon
Member
I try not to generalize because I was also in that group of people, but I always wondered if the fact that person was single into their 30's (my age group), was there something telling about that? Like do a majority of these people have personality quirks which is what is making them single, or is it just that I was going on dates with kinda weird people by happenstance.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Because it's super romantic, gosh!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=104644497#post104644497
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trab pu kcip
Member
bahahaha oh gosh. I feel like I'm allowed to laugh because I obviously can relate to awkward dates like this. but...damn...garbage cans...that's even worse. poor H.pro
but noooow she's married and got a babby. so it all worked out too :>
CrudeDiatribe
Member
sitting in traffic a lot
Stahp.
Yeah, do that.
Have almost been run over twice as a pedestrian. So far I've only been mildly inconvenienced by phone users while I've been driving a car, but I've seen lots of terrible behaviour.
Halcyon
Member
bahahaha oh gosh. I feel like I'm allowed to laugh because I obviously can relate to awkward dates like this. but...damn...garbage cans...that's even worse. poor H.pro
but noooow she's married and got a babby. so it all worked out too :>
This is a trend. Go shop for roller blade grease with your boy toy and you will be pregnant within a year. It's a win-win...win.
trab pu kcip
Member
yeah but only if not from him
I just bought the best smelling hair product ever. it's some kind of coconutwateroil thing and it's the tits. in fact, coconuts are the tits. you could easily use them as tits.
bags of sand work better
trab pu kcip
Member
they're not as hairy, you obviously have no idea what boobs look like
real thirst here
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Are we going to have that milk conversation again?
Halcyon
Member
I actually have to stop at babies r us after work and get milk bags and nipples.
I can get you what you need bro.
Freshly un-pregnant is more apt.
The source, not the product. I'm only mildly perverted.
no, she recently had a baby girl and now halcyon is apparently competing with his daughter for breast time
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Just read this:
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, youre brave enough to ask that girl out
But in a good way.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Hey, Congrats pappa Halcyon.
Halcyon
Member
Thanks. She looks like a tiny version of myself but I'm hoping she gets my wife's blue eyes and eventually her hair turns blonde.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Adorable
Halcyon
Member
She's gonna be the first baby yoga instructor.
Anybody picking up Star Wars today? My mom's going to buy it for me apparently. I'll probably watch it once or twice, but I'm mostly just interested in watching the bonus features stuff.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
How does that work?
Forgot that it was releasing today, but yeah I'll probably pick it up. I'm really interested in the bonus features as well.
My last viewing of that movie got screwed up by a bad audience and that ruined it for my best friend. Might be a while before I pick it up.
Halcyon
Member
Where are you at right now? Is it classified. Will you kill us you you tell.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
That looks interesting. Will take later.
I'm not really convinced that things like what association goes first don't have a major impact but its something anyway.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
In the ocean.
International waters? Are you there for crime?
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Making shady deals with the pirates, I bet.
This narrows it down to 75% of the world. Zooming in and locating.
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