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[FUME5]

warm oatmeal with fresh-sliced apple and ground cinnamon. Yes please and thank you.

(no pics/gifs tonight because it tastes a lot better than it looks)

Your hair seems less blue than normal.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm currently watching this.

A gay porn with all the sex scenes cut out and just the plot scenes left. Give it an Oscar tbh.

this is incredible

 

[liliththepale]

You have to be careful what you say as a celebrity because some fans can take things way too seriously and literally.

There's a band called Relient K that included a secret track on their 2001 album decrying their love for Skittles and Combos. It was a complete joke and they have clarified on multiple occasions that no one in the band even actually likes Skittles, yet fans won't listen and insist on sending them care packages. The band has had seven full studio album releases in the fifteen years since and dozens of tours, yet some fans still persist with the joke.

Your hair seems less blue than normal.

The Borderlands Weekend™ filters I applied changed the color a whole lot. Needed to make it look warmer.

This is the cool version, which has truer colors.

 

[You Know Nothing]

this is incredible

Wait until you get to the improvised glory hole.

I died.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I sat with you beside your bed and cried
For things that I wish I'd said
You still had your nails red
And if I live past 72, I hope I'm half as cool as you

I got my pen and thought that I'd write
A melody and line for you tonight
I think that's how I make things feel alright

Made in my room, this simple tune
Will always keep me close to you
The crowds will sing their voices ring
And it's like you never left

 

[DrM]

Managed to get nice black short pants, jeans and a t-shirt

And girl in the store was very helpful and also cute as hell

 

[Vazra]

Mike Cauke. Perfect name

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Wait until you get to the improvised glory hole.

I died.

I mean...dude's not wrong, electrical boxes are rectangular...

 

[liliththepale]

Managed to get nice black short pants, jeans and a t-shirt

And girl in the store was very helpful and also cute as hell

Cute retail employees are the best! I just wish I could tell when they're being nice just to be nice or if they're flattering me on the pretense that it will cause me to spend more money. I've known some people whose training included tell customers that those jeans look great on them no matter how terrible the fit.

 

[AcridMeat]

I can't stop listening to Al B. Sure's Nite & Day.

That unibrow too strong. So smooth.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mike Cauke. Perfect name

Oh, it's an Aaron Schock porn parody.

Screaming.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

That "doesn't have multiplayer" refund better be a fucking joke.

 

[Halcyon]

Cute retail employees are the best! I just wish I could tell when they're being nice just to be nice or if they're flattering me on the pretense that it will cause me to spend more money. I've known some people whose training included tell customers that those jeans look great on them no matter how terrible the fit.

I bought some Buckle jeans because the girl came into the changing room and said they made me look good.

I fantasized about that moment turning sexual for weeks after.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hour...I don't even know what fucking hour this is. I'm exhausted. I have to keep reminding myself that I have to stay up. Ugh. UGHHHHHH.

 

[Transhuman]

All the cashiers at the restaraunt I frequent for lunch seem to have disorders that affect their ability to carry a normal conversation. I'm tempted to quit my job and work there just so I can teach them how to be normal.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hour...I don't even know what fucking hour this is. I'm exhausted. I have to keep reminding myself that I have to stay up. Ugh. UGHHHHHH.

Time to bust out the cocaine.

 

[Transhuman]

Not doing the line of cocaine that someone offered me is one of my life's greatest regrets.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

Thanks tumblr

 

[Halcyon]

Paint me yellow and call me a Dandy.

 

[DrM]

Cute retail employees are the best! I just wish I could tell when they're being nice just to be nice or if they're flattering me on the pretense that it will cause me to spend more money. I've known some people whose training included tell customers that those jeans look great on them no matter how terrible the fit.

Lucky for me I know what suit me and what not I always go into shopping alone, even when I was in a relationship, because it is the ultimate horror (at least for me) that somebody is dictating what should you buy.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Paint me yellow and call me a Dandy.

Dandy Handy

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://theastrokid.tumblr.com/post/113271189709/the-night-sky-090315-watch-as-the-colour-of-the

This video is my new favorite thing.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Someone's getting laid. I don't know where, or who, but I hear rhythmic bumping.

 

[DrM]

Someone's getting laid. I don't know where, or who, but I hear rhythmic bumping.

Measure the time and post it on all info boards in the building

 

[Ceallach]

I's not me unfortunately

Morning GAF.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Someone's getting laid. I don't know where, or who, but I hear rhythmic bumping.

Sorry, I'll keep it down.

 

[Jobbs]

Coulda been me. Did you hear someone yelling "I can't believe how slightly above average it is!"?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't forget the hiccuping.

 

[Jobbs]

\(♥﹏&#9829/

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I's not me unfortunately

Morning GAF.

Morning? Hahahahhahahahahaa

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

what would happen if i became an animal? would i be kind, or would i treat humans like the shitheads we are? and what animal would i be? probably someting dumb, like a caterpillar. i'm overly hairy, it fits.

 

[You Know Nothing]

what would happen if i became an animal? would i be kind, or would i treat humans like the shitheads we are? and what animal would i be? probably someting dumb, like a caterpillar. i'm overly hairy, it fits.

That one lioness. You know the one with blood dripping from her face that was so metal.

You both probably have the same amount of chill.

 

[Jobbs]

what would happen if i became an animal? would i be kind, or would i treat humans like the shitheads we are? and what animal would i be? probably someting dumb, like a caterpillar. i'm overly hairy, it fits.

You'd be the giant eagle from rescuers down under. You hate humans except for the goofy little kid that saved you from the evil aussie poacher's net.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

That one lioness. You know the one with blood dripping from her face that was so metal.

You both probably have the same amount of chill.

mmm you're right, I definitely have no chill. and i'm a leo.

whos a zebra

 

[You Know Nothing]

Windam is the zebra.

 

[Jobbs]

Ahh, nothing like those April Frost Storms. <3

The weather going on right now isn't natural in any season

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

do y'all wanna see something kinda gross

 

[You Know Nothing]

Completely scientific of course.

Ahh, nothing like those April Frost Storms. <3

The weather going on right now isn't natural in any season

Thanks, climate change.

 

[FloatOn]

do y'all wanna see something kinda gross

Yes

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

whos a zebra

Is that your new pickup line?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

my foot

 

[DrM]

Spring is here in full force. One day of rain and all is green. Need to check our lawnmower if it still works...too bad that we have too much land around our house and waaaaay to many obstacles (trees, bushes...), otherwise robotic lawnmower would be a great investment.

 

[FloatOn]

my foot

Jesus! wtf happened

Is it gangrene??

 

[You Know Nothing]

my foot

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK?

 

[DrM]

Is it gangrene??

Believe me, gangrene is much muuuuch nastier looking

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Jesus! wtf happened

Is it gangrene??

nah breh the skin peeled because my boots are too big

The other ones just as bad

 

[You Know Nothing]

Take that foot fetishists.

 

[FloatOn]

Oh shiiiit just found out from gaming side that I can download dark souls 3 now

What a time to be alive

 

[DrM]

I knew I forgot to buy something - socks.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

she's gr8

We should share..