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[Vazra]

I need a new tattoo idea. really need to fill in the space between my cat and my duck

platypus

 

[Symphonia]

Cold shower needed, stat.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

See? Now keep going o/ be proactive and build on this.

The problem is that it can be ages between gigs and I never see these people outside of that context so there can be a huge gap between each time I see them

They did seem to notice my absence though

 

[AcridMeat]

That's why you suggest meeting at a pub or park or bowling or pool or etc etc.

Doesn't have to be in that context.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

The problem is that it can be ages between gigs and I never see these people outside of that context so there can be a huge gap between each time I see them

They did seem to notice my absence though

"hey man give me your number, we should hang out again sometime"

 

[Ceallach]

me too!! I actually thought about this before but maybe on another spot. will definitely consider it though.

I love mermaids as well. It's awesome because the city I live in has the mermaid as its official symbol, so there are really cool mermaid statues everywhere,

https://www.google.com/search?site=...&bih=&q=norfolk+mermaids&btnG=Search+by+image

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Tucson ain't got shit

 

[Funky Papa]

The latest episode of The Americans was severely uncool.

Brb, gotta vent some rage now before I break something.

 

[Vazra]

The latest episode of The Americans was severely uncool.

Brb, gotta vent some rage now before I break something.

Break my heart like everyone does.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

The latest episode of The Americans was severely uncool.

Brb, gotta vent some rage now before I break something.

now you know how I feel

 

[Funky Papa]

Break my heart like everyone does.

now you know how I feel

I was baited.

I was baited and I took it whole.

I'm still puckering.

 

[Vazra]

I was baited.

I was baited and I took it whole.

I'm still puckering.

master baited

 

[Symphonia]

master baited

Nah, I've just done that.

Why is my Twitter exploding? Just gained 5,000 followers in three hours. Is my dick pic really that good?

 

[Vazra]

Nah, I've just done that.

Why is my Twitter exploding? Just gained 5,000 followers in three hours. Is my dick pic really that good?

You should post nudes to test it out

 

[Symphonia]

On here?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I was baited.

I was baited and I took it whole.

I'm still puckering.

It's been 37 days for me, you never stop feeling bitter about it

 

[Vazra]

On here?

Twitter but you know my inbox is open for that.

 

[Funky Papa]

It's been 37 days for me, you never stop feeling bitter about it

The sad thing is that

Spoiler

her storyline had obviously reached its natural end and *I knew* that traitors were executed that way in the Soviet Union. I was fearing the worst as soon as they took her out of her cell, but the way they executed her, so nonchalantly,

was a real punch to the gut.

I hope there's some real fallout from

Spoiler

Oleg

. Way to help, dad.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

me watching FTWD like

 

[Funky Papa]

She's soooo damn pretty in that show. Like, way too much.

Lexa could never.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She's soooo damn pretty in that show. Like, way too much.

Lexa could never.

excuse?????

dat jawline omg

 

[SolVanderlyn]

:O

 

[Granadier]

Nah, I've just done that.

Why is my Twitter exploding? Just gained 5,000 followers in three hours. Is my dick pic really that good?

You bought a Twitter follower pack while drunk.

 

[Symphonia]

You bought a Twitter follower pack while drunk.

Is that a thing? I mean, like, that's real sad if people can buy followers. I signed up on a 'follower train' thing a while back, but that was free and nowt came of it. I don't like having so many randoms following me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I don't know these people but I need this sign

 

[FUME5]

My libido thinks I should send this girl a message so she knows I'm not too bent out of shape about Saturday night.

My ego is having none of that shit.

Hmmm.

And Trabski, there is only one option:

 

[Xiao Hu]

Good morning, Fakers. How do you smell on this beautifully polluted morning?

Spoiler

I've put some Bvlgari Aqva on because I fucking love it!

 

[Granadier]

Is that a thing? I mean, like, that's real sad if people can buy followers. I signed up on a 'follower train' thing a while back, but that was free and nowt came of it. I don't like having so many randoms following me.

Yep. Anything social media related is purchaseable now because people can make money off it.

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FUME5 just send a dick pic instead.

 

[Vazra]

Good morning, Fakers. How do you smell on this beautifully polluted morning?

Spoiler

I've put some Bvlgari Aqva on because I fucking love it!

It's 7:43pm here tho. I smell like cheap soap.

 

[FUME5]

Good morning, Fakers. How do you smell on this beautifully polluted morning?

Spoiler

I've put some Bvlgari Aqva on because I fucking love it!

Still faintly of diesel and petrol even though I soaked my work gear in napi san for two days.

FUME5 just send a dick pic instead.

One look at my laphog and she'll be falling all over herself to get some ey?

 

[Symphonia]

I don't know these people but I need this sign

You called, my queen?

 

[Vazra]

One look at my laphog and she'll be falling all over herself to get some ey?

You should let me have a look at your Holy Sausage™.

 

[FUME5]

You should let me have a look at your Holy Sausage™.

*Vazra pokes head over fenceline*

*gets squirted with a hose*

"You're so mean Dan, he just wants to see your dick"

"Next thing you know he's sleeping on the end of the bed, no more pets damn it Martha!"

 

[Vazra]

*Vazra pokes head over fenceline*

*gets squirted with a hose*

"You're so mean Dan, he just wants to see your dick"

"Next thing you know he's sleeping on the end of the bed, no more pets damn it Martha!"

Hose me daddy.

 

[Granadier]

One look at my laphog and she'll be falling all over herself to get some ey?

Nothing gets a lady's loins sloppy faster than an unsolicited fleshy sausage.

 

[FUME5]

Hose me daddy.

Nothing gets a lady's loins sloppy faster than an unsolicited fleshy sausage.

Maybe I'll spice things up by drawing a little mustache on it.

 

[Symphonia]

1am and I'm off for a cold shower.

 

[trab pu kcip]

My libido thinks I should send this girl a message so she knows I'm not too bent out of shape about Saturday night.

My ego is having none of that shit.

Hmmm.

And Trabski, there is only one option:

don't do it! as far as I understood she didn't show for your "date" right?

hm I was thinking of a sun at least... and a moon. some oldschool symbols maybe.

 

[Jobbs]

I need a new tattoo idea. really need to fill in the space between my cat and my duck

A beautiful old looking tree with flowers wrapping around it, can easily be used as interconnective tissue between other things

 

[friskykillface]

me watching FTWD like

What's wrong with FTWD? I like it more than the walking zzzzzz

 

[FUME5]

don't do it! as far as I understood she didn't show for your "date" right?

hm I was thinking of a sun at least... and a moon. some oldschool symbols maybe.

Praise it!

And, wasn't a date, just sounding me out if I was down for some casual sexing that evening, I can think of many reasons why she didn't show.

But yeah, my ego agrees with you (my dick is a bit more pragmatic).

 

[trab pu kcip]

A beautiful old looking tree with flowers wrapping around it, can easily be used as interconnective tissue between other things

true. although I think there might be a little bit too much going on, especially with colours since my other tattoos are pretty prominent already. hmhm.


also can't sleep has headache :<

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What's wrong with FTWD? I like it more than the walking zzzzzz

I don't give a shit about TWD or anything in that universe

 

[Vazra]

.

Hose me with kerosene and light me up daddy! Whew!

 

[Jobbs]

true. although I think there might be a little bit too much going on, especially with colours since my other tattoos are pretty prominent already. hmhm.


also can't sleep has headache :<

how about a half cat, half duck hybrid saying "kill... quack.. me..." that'd bridge the gap perfectly

:: prays for headache to be healed ::

 

[trab pu kcip]

how about a half cat, half duck hybrid saying "kill... quack.. me..." that'd bridge the gap perfectly

something kinda like this has already been mentioned.
edit: I can feel the praying powers!

Praise it!

And, wasn't a date, just sounding me out if I was down for some casual sexing that evening, I can think of many reasons why she didn't show.

But yeah, my ego agrees with you (my dick is a bit more pragmatic).

if she didn't show/contact you, chances are that she's not that interested. so it's also in your dick's best interest to find another girl that's more present & willing to have intercourse.

 

[zeemumu]

Funko's gonna make The 100 Pop! figures eventually

 

[FUME5]

Hose me with kerosene and light me up daddy! Whew!

You're not tricking me into committing a hate crime.

how about a half cat, half duck hybrid saying "kill... quack.. me..." that'd bridge the gap perfectly

:: prays for headache to be healed ::

something kinda like this has already been mentioned.
edit: I can feel the praying powers!

if she didn't show/contact you, chances are that she's not that interested. so it's also in your dick's best interest to find another girl that's more present & willing to have intercourse.

I have to assume a certain level of interest if she's going to message me for some no strings attached loving after we've gone out three times.

 

[friskykillface]

I don't give a shit about TWD or anything in that universe

Lol oh , that's dedication then B^)

 

[Jobbs]

something kinda like this has already been mentioned.
edit: I can feel the praying powers!


if she didn't show/contact you, chances are that she's not that interested. so it's also in your dick's best interest to find another girl that's more present & willing to have intercourse.

butterflies?