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[Turin]

I'll ask but I doubt it. His message to me:





He's not wrong.

 

[AcridMeat]

He should play don't shit your pants.

I tried to play some Gungeon but I'm too tired for those reaction times right now.

...and I don't like having to dig through my inventory for one of the scrappy weapons that still have ammo left because all the decent weapons have run out.

Okay I will say constant inventory management is the bane of my existence, I understand being annoyed with that.

I finally hit level 30 in The Division so I can play the end game with a buddy who is way way way more into it than I am, and similarly I'm getting sick of some of the ways the menus in that work. I hate that more games haven't stolen Borderlands' loot comparison/quick equip for things on the ground still.

In The Division, all you get is a ^ or v with a green or red bar strictly reflecting the damage number. So if you have a sniper, it's going to be red unless it's somehow much higher level.

I really want Borderlands 3/Borderworlds. I really really hope it improves on 2.

 

[FUME5]

why am I leveling faith! I already know it sucks!

Your initial impressions on the uselessness of miracles this time around swayed my hand towards pyromancy.

I'll ask but I doubt it. His message to me:
He's not wrong.

Excellent.

Division Gripes.

Hit 30 a while ago and there is a serious dearth of end game content. Hard missions are too easy with low rewards, Challenge missions are just a pain in the arse. The Dark Zone gets repetitive in a hurry. I'll see what this new update brings when I get frustrated with DS3 but I think I'm pretty much done with it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

If there's karaoke, I'm singing Taylor Swift.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Excerpt from me talking to girl last night, talking about coming off the fallout of my relationship with my ex and how I hadn't moved on and she (not ex, this girl) had:

I think my game was alright, if not too boisterous. But I really don't like how she said "the energies" or "cuz."

I feel like Jerry fucking Seinfeld right now. This is really bothering me.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I dunno. Anyone that talks about energy that way is kinda weird. You should respect thermodynamics.

haha, your edit. great minds and the like.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

She's also big into horoscopes.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Astrology is so fucking stupid. I wish it would die.

 

[Jobbs]

by stark contrast, here's an actual excerpt from me talking to my niece the other day on hangouts:

Niece: there's a boy named mason and he asked me out isn't that crazy? i said no i don't do that

Niece: :|

Me: do you like him?

Niece: nope

Me: I feel like there's lying going on

Niece: >:| >:| >:|

Niece: scrub

Me: me or him?

Niece: yes

 

[Clydefrog]

i'm a capricorn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Juan Carlos would be such a good name, though it was the former King of Spain, so I dunno. I'm not a royalist kinda guy.
My Spanish passport expired this month. I should get that taken care of, but maybe after summer. I wanna shed some stress related weight.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

by stark contrast, here's an actual excerpt from me talking to my niece the other day on hangouts:

You could start a twitter or write a comic based on these conversations.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

You could start a twitter or write a comic based on these conversations.

I could see this becoming a thing.
Jobbs, you have one Jobb

 

[You Know Nothing]

i'm a capricorn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm a cancer.

inb4 lol you are a cancer jokes.

 

[liliththepale]

Gemini sign is intellectual sign. People of Gemini sign are graceful and clever. For Gemini sign money and love are always not enough. Gemini sign love is illusory. Gemini sign may suffer from nervous breakdowns. Gemini woman is not interested in terrestrial passions. Gemini man is in permanent change.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Scorpio

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Gemini man is in permanent change.

Gemini Man needs to get his shit in order.

 

[Jobbs]

Gemini sign is intellectual sign. People of Gemini sign are graceful and clever. For Gemini sign money and love are always not enough. Gemini sign love is illusory. Gemini sign may suffer from nervous breakdowns. Gemini woman is not interested in terrestrial passions. Gemini man is in permanent change.

I find this rundown ironic because there's nothing intellectual about believing in the significance of astrological signs

You could start a twitter or write a comic based on these conversations.

the amount of time and effort required to build a successful gimmick twitter is just not worth it. I'd do it a few times then lose interest

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Unless you're a massive body, or a small body traveling at speed, the planets have no bearing on you whatsoever.
But think of the lonely spaceship. they must get so lonely.

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm a cancer.

inb4 lol you are a cancer jokes.

isnt that the crab?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Unless you're a massive body, or a small body traveling at speed, the planets have no bearing on you whatsoever.

Or until a raving half alien psychopath summons another celestial body that becomes an immediate problem.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Hasn't Sephiroth become a joke on like subsequent FF related stuff since like the early aughts.

 

[Vazra]

i'm a capricorn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[You Know Nothing]

isnt that the crab?

Yeahp.

I embrace the crab in this gif as my spirit animal.

 

[Chuckie]

Gemini Man needs to get his shit in order.

 

[liliththepale]

Unless you're a massive body, or a small body traveling at speed, the planets have no bearing on you whatsoever.
But think of the lonely spaceship. they must get so lonely.

look if you're going to have a laugh about the impossible plight of a spaceship expressing feelings such as loneliness then I want to have a laugh about zodiac signs mmkay thanks

also you're totally a pisces

I find this rundown ironic because there's nothing intellectual about believing in the significance of astrological signs

well guess what smartypants a broken clock is right twice a day and there are twelve zodiac signs!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Didn't they even change the dates of the signs recently?

Edit: brb looking up what my sign even means

 

[Professor Beef]

Capricorn here

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'm an Aries thanks much.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

this is the creepiest stock photo ever.
omg
dying

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm an Aries thanks much.

 

[liliththepale]

Didn't they even change the dates of the signs recently?

Edit: brb looking up what my sign even means

only if you believe those scientists who say the moon has changed the Earth's axis in the past 2000 years. All I know is I don't want to be a taurus.

 

[Clydefrog]

Yeahp.

I embrace the crab in this gif as my spirit animal.

dude, crabs have epic gifs

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Scorpio in a Nutshell:

Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe.

Damn, this is cool. And some of it is accurate.

Even the cosmos thinks I'm cool and mysterious.

this is the creepiest stock photo ever.
omg
dying

It's the zodiac killer

 

[Chuckie]

only if you believe those scientists who say the moon has changed the Earth's axis in the past 2000 years. All I know is I don't want to be a taurus.

Why? I am a Taurus.

 

[liliththepale]

Why? I am a Taurus.

taurus traits are cool but the iconography doesn't sit well with me. I think bulls are ugly, brutish-looking animals.

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Barnum_effect

nofunallowed.png

 

[Chuckie]

I think bulls are ugly, brutish-looking animals.

Then this Zodiac describes me pretty well ;_;

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

It's the zodiac killer

Bulls are a cultural heritage, you racist.

 

[Transhuman]

I'm a Taurus which means I have testosterone and hate the colour red and Spanish people.

 

[Clydefrog]

How fun would it be to write horoscopes?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I'm a Taurus which means I have testosterone and hate the colour red and Spanish people.

I think a good number of us in here are Spanish

Myself included

Spoiler

asshole

Edit: Wait, do Spanish Taurus hate themselves then?

 

[Jobbs]

I used to draw dumb comics for my friends. I still do sometimes

 

[Chuckie]

I'm a Taurus which means I have testosterone and hate the colour red and Spanish people.

I do hate Spanish people. Although that probably has more to do with the World Cup 2010 than my zodiac,

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

How fun would it be to write horoscopes?

seems like a good gig to make up vaguely positive bullshit.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Someone should write entirely negative, demeaning horoscopes.

 

[Symphonia]

How fun would it be to write horoscopes?

I'd just make up a bunch of bullshit to make even the most confident of people a paranoid wreck.

"Things usually go your way. But be warned, Aries, for today it could go disastrously wrong."

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I do hate Spanish people. Although that probably has more to do with the World Cup 2010 than my zodiac,

Campeones, campeones, ole ole ole

My dad was fucking beaming that World Cup.

If Pepe played in 2014, man. It might not be too embarrassing.

 

[Clydefrog]

I think a good number of us in here are Spanish

Myself included

Spoiler

asshole

Edit: Wait, do Spanish Taurus hate themselves then?

Funky is only invited by default

 

[liliththepale]

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Barnum_effect

nofunallowed.png

Is there a name for the effect of believing Wikipedia articles without question?

Also even if it's true that people are willing to believe information specifically tailored to them and disregard contrary evidence that doesn't mean the information is untrue. You need to be more open minded.

Bulls are a cultural heritage, you racist.

Chicago is not a race.

I'm a Taurus which means I have testosterone and hate the colour red and Spanish people.

Being serious for a moment, bulls are aggravated by motion, not the color red. Red is just easier to see and red dyes are easy to come by, so it got used in a lot of premodern fabric.