You Know Nothing
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"Today I'm reviewing a typical wedding drinks list. Flat beer, cheap domestic sparkling, sauv blanc in a dirty glass, and a red wine blend that will make you flirt with your cousin."
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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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getting kicked in the nuts is sexist
trab pu kcip
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it's true. I'm always freezing at work T_T
fengshuifever
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I love the part directly after about mixing drinks.
From the paleo episode after explaining what it is
"*sigh* if only we could go back to simpler times"
"Yeah I know. I MISS having non consensual sex with neanderthals and being frightened of the weather"
I didn't think anyone actually thought office air conditioning was fine. Weird. Gives me an excuse to make use of sweaters though which is nice
Working without A/C in summer months is pure torture
Summer is sexist.
Weather change is sexist.
You Know Nothing
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The Cook and The Kates episode had me in tears for at least two minutes.
When McLennan goes to cut the lamb. Holy shit.
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Nerdkiller
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Do you like me now, GAF?
trab pu kcip
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Do you like me now, GAF?
we liked you before but this makes you even cooler
if it was black & white
trab pu kcip
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wait... your nurse friend?
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Transhuman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
Hey Jobbs does your sister like tall guys with no ambition?
Hey Jobbs does your sister like tall guys with no ambition?
trab pu kcip
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hey jobbs does your sister like other girls??
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Transhuman
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Jobbs ask her which she likes more?
yeah. I'd put that funny shrug emote here but I don't know how from my phone. my kid sister showed up randomly early this morning and asked to crash, she's fighting with her boyfriend I think
from what I can tell she likes shitbags, are either of you guys matching that description?
the no ambition part probably gets you points trans
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Transhuman
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I once ate a whole pepperoni pizza and I didn't offer anyone else a slice? And I orchestrated the Oklahoma City bombing. But other than that i'm a pretty nice guy.
Nerdkiller
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Nooo! Black and white is stupid because it looks like stupid old movies that have subtitles and French music.
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Transhuman
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This picture of Abraham Lincon is black and white and he freed the slaves so if you hate it that's racist and you can't because that's illegal.
Nerdkiller
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Naaa. Here he is in colour.
This picture of Abraham Lincon is black and white and he freed the slaves so if you hate it that's racist and you can't because that's illegal.
You Know Nothing
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"In the USA people call coriander 'cilantro' and Donald Trump a 'political candidate.'"
Yes.
Jobbs ask her which she likes more?
Yes.
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Transhuman
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That's all CG and motion capture because how else do you explain why Daniel Day Lewis looks like Lincoln?
well she's legal
it'd probably be better if she dated a nice german boy than a scumbag fuckhead, it'd be a nice change in pace
we have YKK's answer
to bed? like clothes and stuff, sleeping nude is weird
trab pu kcip
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so it's getting regular now?
it's a miracle she didn't run into her by now haha.hm no, I'm not a shitbag. I'd make a sweet girlfriend.
so it's getting regular now?
hm no, I'm not a shitbag. I'd make a sweet girlfriend.
uhh this is the third time she's been here and I have been trying to keep it simple/casual
and I believe you would! scratching your name off the list.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Transhuman
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Jobbs I would treat your sister as a peer and an equal, and I would fill her sexual needs until her interest in me sort of just disappears over time like all relationships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8FLOMgSlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8FLOMgSlk
trab pu kcip
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looking at this while munching on a cookie is oddly pleasing. like eating in a group of really cool sunglasses wearing friends.
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fengshuifever
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Shit. That's such a great and completely absurd episode.
That look of defeat and near breaking, my god haha
I'm gonna rewatch tomorrow, it's so good.
Here's the clip for all (the paleo one)
https://youtu.be/3hj42Bwa6j0
Looks like they're posting clips up from second season now.
Man, I love that ABC let them do whatever the fuck they wanted but with actual money this time.
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Finally the thirst has caught up to me. I met a girl tonight and she's amazing. Fuck.
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Transhuman
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I regret not picking Squirtle more, I always picked Charmander and Gary always picked Squirtle and whenever I versed Gary the Squirtle or Wartortle always looked angry and I used to imagine that Gary was abusing the Squirtle and it was my fault because I didn't pick him
Naaa. Here he is in colour.
Faked his assassination and became an oil man.
I would love to have you as brother-in-law too <3
I regret not picking Squirtle more, I always picked Charmander and Gary always picked Squirtle and whenever I versed Gary the Squirtle or Wartortle always looked angry and I used to imagine that Gary was abusing the Squirtle and it was my fault because I didn't pick him
I remember squirtle she could have had my babies
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