Thank god your not a marine.
Or I just throw some pancakes in front of you for distraction...
Or we simply share her 
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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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Thank god your not a marine.
Or I just throw some pancakes in front of you for distraction...
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
I have no recourse but to agree.
I've also never been in, for example, ISIS, and if someone from ISIS told me "you don't know how hard it is to do what I do and you've never served in militant group and we don't just reject the west but we also work closely with the locals to rebuild infrastructure" I would have to agree with that statement too.
Perhaps you will never understands my position because you don't care to try, and that is fine.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Plz no drama this Monday morning
DragonZ and Ceallach may be part of the military, but they're doing work to get that C.R.E.A.M and more in terms of benefits.
Also Ceallach probably knows how to use a revolver, which is more then most of us can say.
DragonZ and Ceallach may be part of the military, but they're doing work to get that C.R.E.A.M and more in terms of benefits.
Also Ceallach probably knows how to use a revolver, which is more then most of us can say.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
This sounds like it would be suuuper useful for me
I might actually get off my arse and actually do something
Now, I just need to find...£150-250 per month. Hm.
I might actually get off my arse and actually do something
Now, I just need to find...£150-250 per month. Hm.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Because your position is infantile. You don't understand what we do at the most basic level. Protecting waterways, protecting air traffic, counterpiracy, humanitarian missions, you have no fucking idea and to even try to equate us to something like ISIS is so ignorant I don't have words. You have NO idea what we do. I personally have helped for Sri Lankan tsunami relief, helped deliver food and tents to pakistani earthquake victims, protected villages, helped run electricity to remote iraqi villages, and that is just the shit I have done, at my few commands. You don't know what a military does-it isn't all kicking in doors and dropping bombs, that is a small part of providing defense to our allies.
ANYWAYS. Back to uniforms for a bit, our aquaflage camo is to help hide grease and paint stains from working. It is in tones that hide that so you don't have to buy a new uniform after accidentally running into a fresh painted bulkhead or cleaning a .50 cal.
And yes, as far as unis go I have coveralls, 3 types of camo(aquaflage, desert, woodland), NSUs, dress whites and dress blues. It's ridiculous. On top of that I have to buy the new female dress blues and cover this year and if I make chief(E-7), I have to an entire new set of uniforms-_-
Halcyon
Member
I own a Ruger GP100 and I have a concealed carry license along with a Springfield XDS45. I also used to shoot trap competitively.
yehaww I'm a redneck wheeehoooooooo
Also good morning everyone.
How was yours-alls weekends
hi. I have a gun but I've never fired it and I'm physically afraid of it
my weekend was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) followed by 乁(⩾ ͟ʖ⩽
ㄏ followed by 乁(◔‿‿◔ㄏ followed by (Ꝋ෴ꝊI think it landed on (ง⇀╭╮↼
งfriskykillface
Banned
Fight fight fight
Damn you morning pee, been up since 7 when I wake up around 10 am
Damn you morning pee, been up since 7 when I wake up around 10 am
Halcyon
Member
hi. I have a gun but I've never fired it and I'm physically afraid of it
my weekend was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) followed by 乁(⩾ ͟ʖ⩽
I like the last guy's mustache nose. If i'm ever in colombus I'll take you to the range and we can put your pistol through its paces. If you know what I mean. I'm talking about your dick.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I don't have a gun because I'm English and we don't have guns
I don't know if it's safe to use. It hasn't been cleaned in a long time and if you pull the trigger it might explode.
friskykillface
Banned
I've never fired a gun unless we can't games
If we do I've fired every gun plus that alien gun in perfect dark that sucks in bullets to reload B^)
If we do I've fired every gun plus that alien gun in perfect dark that sucks in bullets to reload B^)
You Know Nothing
Member
Listening to Ted Cruz's opinions on anything causes me physical pain. How can one person be so wrong about everything?
Let me change the channel from GMA.
Let me change the channel from GMA.
It was pretty uneventful which was good. Lots of dark souls 3 time. Did that 1 year old birthday party where I mostly hung out with grandma who rolled in with this rad whip
I finished out last night with sushi dinner with my roommates.
Halcyon
Member
I have a batman sticker and a woman doing a yoga pose on the back of my car. I'm trying to figure out what to get that represents my daughter. Do they make diapers full of shit decals.
I'm very excited to watch some DS3 videos on youtube today.
I actually would really want this to happen. That sounds super fun.
Chuckie
Member
That would actually be awesome. You could go full FMJ.
I live in the NEtherlands though... So it shall remain merely a dream.
I have an SP101 and a... uhhh.... old... shotgun? I'm not sure. it's basically the most simple shotgun ever and it has no real markings on it
they both belonged to my grampa
You Know Nothing
Member
lmao
I wish my grandparents were progressive. But they're both kind of uh yikes overall.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Guns are just tools, it's how you use them that matters. Education and safety is paramount.
So, ehm, are there any other occasions where you like to yell?
Holy crap, what a day at work, this was like a day during summer. My back hurts, my arms hurt, managed to get a nice direct hit to my left knee...
Here in mainland EU, guns are regulated to the max, only sport shooters or hunters can have them. Stored in either police station safe or at the shooting range.
Here in mainland EU, guns are regulated to the max, only sport shooters or hunters can have them. Stored in either police station safe or at the shooting range.
Halcyon
Member
I go on a kick every once in awhile where I look at all the nerf guns. I've had this in my hand at the store a few times because it's like 7 dollars.
The problem is that I'm adult and I have absolutely no use for it other than just wanting it.
You Know Nothing
Member
That's some insane Yennefer cosplay.
Buy it. I have it, and it's a badass Nerf gun. Shoots like 30 feet.
I'm also an adult, but I work at place with other adults who encourage Nerf fights.
I should clarify. It wasn't my grandma. It was my friend's (the mother of the 1yr old) mom. But yeah she was super cool.
Totally get that. I'm not passing judgment and I'm glad you have the views you do regarding them. I just feel uncomfortable using something that is designed to kill (for defense or otherwise)
Shoot your wife or child with it. Nerf is harmless. Also a few months ago a friend of mine used to hold house wide nerf battles. It was great.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Guns are just tools, like a hammer that will kill you if you accidentally hold it the wrong way, or a hammer that can kill someone from hundreds of meters away, or a hammer that can nail 600 nails per min, even through Kevlar.
wait till your daughter gets a bit older and use her to justify buying all the toys you'd normally feel guilty buying
also do nerf wars with her
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I'm the leading petty officer for combat systems gunnery division, I yell a lot. I have a lot of young dumb kids under my command. They mean well, but they fuck up a lot.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Halcyon
Member
that's the plan. I also want to get a few of the big ones and give them Borderlands custom paint jobs.
hehehe
I had a reply typed up but I lost interested and deleted it. Who carez
I think it's cute that australia has their own little military
On an unrelated note I'm sorta entrenched in the reality of acting not always sounding the way you want it to in context with the game's art and presentation, which is an obstacle I run into fairly regularly given that most the acting performances were captured individually
I find myself editing and changing and outright cutting things once it's in the game just to try and make it less bad
Chuckie
Member
So a mum at home AND at workand also in bed?
A mum in bed?..... That is creepy dude.
Hey, if you can call somebody 'daddy' during sex then.....you're fucking right
Load the weaponised numbats Steve, we're going in.
Halcyon
Member
you're a good dad
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