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[You Know Nothing]

I'm surprised no one commented on that picture last night. Especially this thread.

I stared at it for like five minutes and arrived to the conclusion that it was 2weird4me.

I mean I have plenty of fetishism but that just left me perplexed more than anything. Or maybe these are my latent conservative values boiling up to the surface in the face of such San Franciscan debauchery. Not in my America.

[edit]: Stupid top of the page.

 

[Xiao Hu]

My allergy is keeping me awake. I just hope that it eases a little bit until next week. Really don't want to go to the midterms if my nose is running and my head aches.

 

[marrec]

Oh, got new glasses. Damn, they are great and I will also replace lenses in my old ones, because sight quality is much better.

Some problems with sunglasses, optician is looking for slightly larger frame, so it will take around 3 weeks.

Wow those look really nice, perfect fit for your face.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My allergy is keeping me awake. I just hope that it eases a little bit until next week. Really don't want to go to the midterms if my nose is running and my head aches.

Which head? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[zeemumu]

Oh, got new glasses. Damn, they are great and I will also replace lenses in my old ones, because sight quality is much better.

Some problems with sunglasses, optician is looking for slightly larger frame, so it will take around 3 weeks.

I keep waiting for the day when I'll need glasses but I keep passing these eye exams. It's frustrating me that I can't read a small print sign from 20 feet away anymore.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Which head? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The one for thinking

Spoiler

Yeah I know, men use both to think.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

This speaks to my interests.

I think the brown and black don't work together all that well.

I'm surprised no one commented on that picture last night. Especially this thread.

Peeeeecture? So many images in this thread are not showing up on GAF mobile. It's empty picture boxes from FB or vBulletin shit.

 

[FloatOn]

just had an apple and one of these for lunch

it was satisfactory

 

[Clydefrog]

Happy tax day, my fellow Americans

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

hmm they're drinkable so they don't count.
and yeah you strike me as a good guy :>

Oh man, validation

Oh, got new glasses. Damn, they are great and I will also replace lenses in my old ones, because sight quality is much better.

Some problems with sunglasses, optician is looking for slightly larger frame, so it will take around 3 weeks.

*high five for new glasses*

They look good dood

Just because I can I'm gonna post my new glasses again

 

[Transhuman]

apparently autism is grounds for getting weed in pennsylvania now.

I don't like eye contact, and I have difficulty with emotions and emapthising with others. If anyone deserves to get weed it's me. I would smoke it like a cigarette

Speaking of weed Rob looks like Jay.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The one for thinking

Spoiler

Yeah I know, men use both to think.

#notallmen

 

[zeemumu]

I don't like eye contact, and I have difficulty with emotions and emapthising with others. If anyone deserves to get weed it's me. I would smoke it like a cigarette

Speaking of weed Rob looks like Jay.

Is this what autism is?

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[DrM]

Wow those look really nice, perfect fit for your face.

Believe me, it was the first model that I tried and it was perfect fit. I will go to optician next week to fix a bit the handles behind ears, because they are moving a bit when walking. I will use old ones for work though, these will be for going out at the weekend

*high five for new glasses*

They look good dood

Just because I can I'm gonna post my new glasses again

Yours are also nice, quite similar to my old ones

 

[zeemumu]

That maid cafe thread made me uncomfortable, but also relieved that I'll never be so far gone that I'll pay obscene amounts of money for conversation.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

New SFV DLC, featuring such costumes as Guile's Mall Cop outfit

Why do 80% of the DLC costumes in this game look so bad?

 

[Misha]

New SFV DLC, featuring such costumes as Guile's Mall Cop outfit



Why do 80% of the DLC costumes in this game look so bad?

needs a segway

 

[FloatOn]

New SFV DLC, featuring such costumes as Guile's Mall Cop outfit



Why do 80% of the DLC costumes in this game look so bad?

yeah, that costume isn't so great but I gotta give it to capcom for that stage.

this is how I imagined that sf2 stage as a kid

 

[marrec]

Why do 80% of the DLC costumes in this game look so bad?

Because everything about the game that isn't the actual fighting part is half-baked at best?

 

[Jobbs]

Because everything about the game that isn't the actual fighting part is half-baked at best?

we're a pokken household here

 

[Transhuman]

Is this what autism is?

Autism can be whatever you want it to be. It's like that tile in scrabble.

 

[Clydefrog]

That maid cafe thread made me uncomfortable, but also relieved that I'll never be so far gone that I'll pay obscene amounts of money for conversation.

Yeah, really weird story. It's like a strip club without any of the nudity.

The next step up would be entering a store, handing them money, and walking away. Wait a minute, that's a bank!

 

[Misha]

Yeah, really weird story. It's like a strip club without any of the nudity.

The next step up would be entering a store, handing them money, and walking away. Wait a minute, that's a bank!

or is that gamestop?

 

[zeemumu]

Yeah, really weird story. It's like a strip club without any of the nudity.

The next step up would be entering a store, handing them money, and walking away. Wait a minute, that's a bank!

It's phone sex in person without the sexy part. The OP was talking about how his friend was having the time of his life or something and I'm sitting there wondering if I'm missing something because it sounded like he was just talking to someone who worked there the entire time.

or is that gamestop?

When you preorder

Edit: Oh I didn't even read the post under it, heh.

 

[Jobbs]

:: receives lewd photo ::

okay...

:: walks tiny dog again ::

this day is weird

 

[Misha]

theres a box full of vhs cases in my cubical. why?

 

[Ceallach]

We need Dragonz for her expert USAF opinion on the good Colonel

 

[trab pu kcip]

:: receives lewd photo ::

okay...

:: walks tiny dog again ::

this day is weird

show us the lewd photo. we have a right to see it, trust me

 

[Transhuman]

theres a box full of vhs cases in my cubical. why?

Because people cared about affordability and convenience over picture quality, never again.

Has that nurse been sending you pictures of the grisly shit she sees at work Jobbs?

 

[Jobbs]

show us the lewd photo. we have a right to see it, trust me

I really wish I could, it would be so fun, but that would be ethically wrong

I think I'm too demure for this sext stuff. I don't find it very erotic ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[trab pu kcip]

I think I'm too demure for this sext stuff. I don't find it very erotic ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

what why not?

 

[Halcyon]

My wife sent me a lewd picture of the baby sucking on her big ol titties. The baby was giving me the finger.

#babypreventsmefromsex

 

[liliththepale]

^ hahaha

I kinda like Lilith better

wait, I mean the other siren

I rank them as Lilith, Angel, Maya, then Steele

Yeah I was kind of bummed they gave Lilith's invis powers to Zer0, but whatever. Phaselock is still super useful.

Because people cared about affordability and convenience over picture quality, never again.

What do you think online streaming is?

 

[Jobbs]

what why not?

nudity is hot when it's real, an amateur photo just feels somehow clinical... it feels like a medical photo or something lol

most guys would probably like it, I guess, but I'm weird

 

[Transhuman]

Jobbs, send trab the picture so she can help you create a reply text. There's nothing ethically wrong with asking for a friend's advice on dating.

Halcyon, drown the baby. Sex feels good and babies are expensive.

What do you think online streaming is?

Fuckin' rad

 

[Jobbs]

I wouldn't expose trab to that

 

[trab pu kcip]

nudity is hot when it's real, an amateur photo just feels somehow clinical... it feels like a medical photo or something lol

most guys would probably like it, I guess, but I'm weird

hm she's not doing it right then. I always made a super mega effort for it to still look classy

Jobbs, send trab the picture so she can help you create a reply text. There's nothing ethically wrong with asking for a friend's advice on dating.

Halcyon, drown the baby. Sex feels good and babies are expensive.

I thought it woul've been nice to openly discuss it. maybe in a power point presentation. it would just be creepy on my own. ok, both is creepy of course. I was joking. but yes, drown the baby, this is no joke.

Spoiler

don't do it

 

[Transhuman]

I don't want to speak on trab's behalf or anything, but that girl doesn't have any parts she ain't seen before.

She isn't afflicted with your american prudishness.

 

[Halcyon]

Drown the Baby sounds like a death metal band.

 

[liliththepale]

Drown the Baby sounds like a death metal band.

Keep the Bathwater

 

[Halcyon]

Speaking of, I went to take my naked daughter and put her into the baby tub for a bath and she peed all over me then she shit in the tub.

baller

 

[Misha]

Yeah I was kind of bummed they gave Lilith's invis powers to Zer0, but whatever. Phaselock is still super useful.

ever since borderlands 2 came out, i wanted to play lilith again. if we could get a game with all the characters in it (balanced of course) or maybe them as DLC for a future game I'd be really excited.


or maybe a variation on the overwatch type of thing but i couldn't see that working out and they're already invested in battleborn anyway

 

[Transhuman]

You have to scroll up 14 posts to see an avatar without greyscale. We are so trendy you guys.

Edit: dammit misha!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

You have to scroll up 14 posts to see an avatar without greyscale. We are so trendy you guys.

You typo'd

It's 1 post

 

[trab pu kcip]

You have to scroll up 14 posts to see an avatar without greyscale. We are so trendy you guys.

Edit: dammit misha!

jobbs doesn't count.

 

[Jobbs]

hm she's not doing it right then. I always made a super mega effort for it to still look classy

I thought it woul've been nice to openly discuss it. maybe in a power point presentation. it would just be creepy on my own. ok, both is creepy of course. I was joking. but yes, drown the baby, this is no joke.

Spoiler

don't do it

perhaps not

:: replies with own lewd pic ::

Spoiler

just kidding. I haven't replied at all

jobbs doesn't count.

 

[trab pu kcip]

perhaps not

:: replies with own lewd pic ::

Spoiler

just kidding. I haven't replied at all

yes, great idea!! dick pic time

 

[Misha]

You have to scroll up 14 posts to see an avatar without greyscale. We are so trendy you guys.

Edit: dammit misha!

fight me

 

[Transhuman]

Speaking of, I went to take my naked daughter and put her into the baby tub for a bath and she peed all over me then she shit in the tub.

baller

Classic negotiating tactic.

fight me

I'm no more a fighter than Jobbs is a lover.