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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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I actually want a free copy and do a review like The Critic style in the episode Sherman is reviewing his gf or the chick he was dating film. Try to be gentle but still destroy heart.
I wouldn't take a picture of my dick if I was poisoned with hours left to live and an alien trader named Pei-Sklu came by and offered to trade me the antidote for a picture of my dick.
"Pei-Sklu, I don't understand all of your ways, but I'll help you understand mine."
:: explains ::
"I understand, human. I wish you well on your journey to the next sun."
"Thank you, Pei-Sklu. I'm glad to have met you."
:: dies ::
Jobbs should give gratis copy for all members of FakeGAF. Just a small idea :wink:
I am doing on a game concept, but it is not farther than some basic 3D renders and sketches in my notebook (insomnia sucks fyi)
Professor Beef
Banned
My avatar is grey~
trab pu kcip
Member
so Pei-Sklu basically is a perv that wants to see your dick, ready to let you die and you're still glad you met him?
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Jobbs I only played Metroid Fusion once and it was years ago but I would do anything at all to get a copy of Ghost Jingle outside of paying money
With all the dick pics he's posted online she may have seen it already.
With all the dick pics he's posted online she may have seen it already.
In our brief interaction I gathered that dick pics are an important form of currency in his world, and the antidote is incredibly valuable because it requires the death of dozens of blarthons just to produce one dose.
we all look out our own windows, trab, we can't always understand eachother but we can accept eachother.
Should I PM you?
if you do it I won't open it lol. I realized she'd probably know the difference. Women can tell dicks apart (right?)
liliththepale
Banned
hahahaha
hahahaha
Im jealous.
The beta is not the retail game. it hasn't been updated in like a year.
it's playable but not perfect
but if anyone wants to try the beta just let me know, I still have keys left
Hook me up babe
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Jobbs you are a true visionary and I love you.
liliththepale
Banned
Yeah I think I was a KS backer. I'm waiting for the full game to give it an earnest effort.
The beta is not the retail game. it hasn't been updated in like a year.
it's playable but not perfect
but if anyone wants to try the beta just let me know, I still have keys left
I'd try it if you gave me a key. saves you from a possible refund in the future
this is easier (quote to see)
if anyone can't get one after this just let me know
remember this hasn't been updated in a fuckin' year, you assholes. it ain't gonna be all that great (the game also looks a lot sharper now). there's also a lot the game doesn't explain (which is sometimes fine). e.g., you must break walls and ceilings and stuff to progress/find secrets/etc.
if anyone can't get one after this just let me know
remember this hasn't been updated in a fuckin' year, you assholes. it ain't gonna be all that great (the game also looks a lot sharper now). there's also a lot the game doesn't explain (which is sometimes fine). e.g., you must break walls and ceilings and stuff to progress/find secrets/etc.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Lol. I was a coslept with Siofra, so there was NO action going on. But honestly it's hard to feel any kind of sexy for awhile after birth.
trab pu kcip
Member
grabbed the one starting with 4. and holy shit...years on GAF and I did not know about email tags
ok cool I want to restate just one more time...
THIS SUCKS! it was rushed out for the KS backers as an early demo just because I said I would do such a thing.
The full game is way richer in every way!
Prophet Steve
Member
Grabbed the first one.
Clearly you are inexperienced with claiming free stuff on GAF.
I love you.
Halcyon
Member
I know and understand which is why I'm not making too much of a fuss about it, but my little guy just looks at me with a sad face sometimes and I don't know what to tell him.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
trab pu kcip
Member
haha we got it. relax man.
I know it doesn't have monster baby yet.btw I have zero experience with Metroid games so I don't think I'll get to see that much of it anyway (sadly).
this is true.Grabbed the first one.
Clearly you are inexperienced with claiming free stuff on GAF.
ohh noice! have fun
CrudeDiatribe
Member
I'm kind of glad I missed the whole sexting with photos thing. I guess if I was younger and it was normal it would be normal (ooooh, tautology, I've missed you).
As opposed to the random GAF lurkers?
As opposed to the random GAF lurkers?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Goddamnit
I tried to take a photo of this tiny kitten on the way to the train station, ended up not getting a photo because there was too much tree in the way, then missed the train because I stopped
I tried to take a photo of this tiny kitten on the way to the train station, ended up not getting a photo because there was too much tree in the way, then missed the train because I stopped
that Caellach person already did that with the shadow complex dig earlier.
but I'm all for the systematic destruction of ego by whatever means necessary
I like to think if you have an account you're gonna post. otherwise you're a loser obviously. its easy to say because if those people exist, they cant' defend themselves
liliththepale
Banned
Shadow Complex had a bunch of great ideas but was cocked up by bad gunplay and a lame story. I want a sequel that improves that and makes much, much more use of the foam gun. That thing is a game changer on the level of Portal but basically nobody is taking the idea and running with it.
if you can handle the force awakens you can handle that
star wars was ****ked to death by satan already so I had no real care for it, there was nothing left to destroy, so all they had to do was exhibit basic competence with episode 7 (which they did) and it was fine.
to go further, the fact that the movie is so basic and is such a retread and has so much fan service is probably a direct response to SW being ****ked to death by satan. They needed to reset; reboot. Get the fans back.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
CrudeDiatribe
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I too enjoyed Shadow Complex but the Free Republic fetishist plot led to a lot of eye-rolling.
I kind of wish it was less on the nose with being a Super Metroid take-off. Access orange doors with orange ability and purple places with purple gunk, etc.
I kind of wish it was less on the nose with being a Super Metroid take-off. Access orange doors with orange ability and purple places with purple gunk, etc.
I don't mind it. The world's changed enough that it's fine.
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