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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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Clydefrog

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Vazra said:
And he didnt send me 1!?!?! Im sad.
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In other news.
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Looking rough Draco Malfroy
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the guy in the back is completely naked?
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

Banned
SolVanderlyn said:
Makes me feel way better about mine.

Also I hope I didn't turn the girl gay. I rejected her like 5 times. Not because I didn't like her - I did, and we stayed friends until even now - but because I wasn't looking for a relationship at the time.

Sort of tangential to the topic, but you never know the effect you have on people.
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You didn't. Rejection doesn't turn people gay; it's something that they know to be true, deep down, but refuse to acknowledge at that point in time. Those feelings don't just randomly pop up because some guy turned her down. They've always been there.

If anything your rejection made her reflect on her sexuality, but you didn't make her go "guys are evil I'm only dating girls now".
 
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Jobbs

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Yeah you can't turn someone gay.

..Except Vazra. By the 10th nude I was kinda like "okay, I'm starting to see his point"
 
M

Misha

Banned
liliththepale said:
Not to be brusque, but is your sister super hot and/or a tomboy?

The girl I knew was easily the hottest girl in our social circle at the time (I looked like a goober in high school comparatively), and she had an affection for effeminate men while also being the most obnoxious tomboy I knew. I don't want to generalize too much, but my pet theory is that most of her traits made her very attractive to young gay men who were uncomfortable with their sexuality and wanted to prove to themselves that or others that they were not gay.

Now she's married to some ultra machismo super marine or something. Go figure.
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she's pretty good looking sorta similar to you tbh but with blonde hair. she's definitely an athlete though. star soccer player and track/cross country person and just played her way onto a golf team after never really playing golf before. she tends to be super nice to people so she gets a lot of guys (mostly nerdy ones since she's a physics major) interested and she usually doesn't realize till apparently she's going on a date that she doesn't realize is a date.
 
SolVanderlyn

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
WhereAreMahDragonz said:
You didn't. Rejection doesn't turn people gay; it's something that they know to be true, deep down, but refuse to acknowledge at that point in time. Those feelings don't just randomly pop up because some guy turned her down. They've always been there.

If anything your rejection made her reflect on her sexuality, but you didn't make her go "guys are evil I'm only dating girls now".
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Good to know.

Can a guy turn a gay girl straight though?
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Sorry, that's the second time I've used you as the butt of a joke like that

Jobbs said:
Yeah you can't turn someone gay.

..Except Vazra. By the 10th nude I was kinda like "okay, I'm starting to see his point"
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Vazra turns everyone gay.

This Imgur post made most viral and blasted me to liked status in a single night
 
SolVanderlyn

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Drunk.

Also my novel is at 250+ pages now.
 
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FUME5

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Yeah, I can somehow reconcile trying to intuit from a few photos and a short bio whether I'll be in to someone / they'll be in to me, but a proper profile on a dating site?

Nah man, that shit is weird.

Clydefrog said:
just keep online dating online

who wants to have some e-sex?
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I should have known you vape.

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
you know what I really want

A lap dance
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The last thing I need right now is bluer balls......fuck it.

*makes it rain*
 
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fengshuifever

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RobotNinjaHornets said:
Teach me
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Well...basically

Jobbs said:
don't hate me but the girl I'm currently sorta seeing actually asked me out, basically, I didn't really do anything but exist and be nice

and no this doesn't happen often or really ever up until now, so I'm not really bragging
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^ this.

Don't expect it to happen either, just roll with things and you do you*

*Disclaimer : fengshuifever is terrible at talking to women and all advice given by fengshuifever should be analyzed as 'wrong'. Consult your doctor or physician.
 
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AcridMeat

Banned
Today flew by and yet it feels like it's taken forever.

What the hell?!
You Know Nothing said:
I stared at it for like five minutes and arrived to the conclusion that it was 2weird4me.

I mean I have plenty of fetishism but that just left me perplexed more than anything. Or maybe these are my latent conservative values boiling up to the surface in the face of such San Franciscan debauchery. Not in my America.

[edit]: Stupid top of the page.
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Hahahahah I told my coworker I was Neo for the way I dodged that, and he sent back the gif with "literally you Saturday"

Having drinks in the park was way better. I'd have to be with very specific well known friends to tolerate that kind of night.
CrudeDiatribe said:
Peeeeecture? So many images in this thread are not showing up on GAF mobile. It's empty picture boxes from FB or vBulletin shit.
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To be fair, it was a link.
Halcyon said:
I saw this video and I realized it was a marvel of engineering and I must have one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCxco6227xo
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That's Mark Hamill. I mean, it's not not Mark Hamill.
 
SolVanderlyn

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I never tell my friends my GAF username.

Crossing the streams is bad.

Edit: Hnnnnng
 
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