And he didnt send me 1!?!?! Im sad.
In other news.
Looking rough Draco Malfroy
the guy in the back is completely naked?
And he didnt send me 1!?!?! Im sad.
In other news.
Looking rough Draco Malfroy
He's slowly morphing into Jack Nicholson.In other news.
Looking rough Draco Malfroy
Makes me feel way better about mine.
Also I hope I didn't turn the girl gay. I rejected her like 5 times. Not because I didn't like her - I did, and we stayed friends until even now - but because I wasn't looking for a relationship at the time.
Sort of tangential to the topic, but you never know the effect you have on people.
she's pretty good looking sorta similar to you tbh but with blonde hair. she's definitely an athlete though. star soccer player and track/cross country person and just played her way onto a golf team after never really playing golf before. she tends to be super nice to people so she gets a lot of guys (mostly nerdy ones since she's a physics major) interested and she usually doesn't realize till apparently she's going on a date that she doesn't realize is a date.Not to be brusque, but is your sister super hot and/or a tomboy?
The girl I knew was easily the hottest girl in our social circle at the time (I looked like a goober in high school comparatively), and she had an affection for effeminate men while also being the most obnoxious tomboy I knew. I don't want to generalize too much, but my pet theory is that most of her traits made her very attractive to young gay men who were uncomfortable with their sexuality and wanted to prove to themselves that or others that they were not gay.
Now she's married to some ultra machismo super marine or something. Go figure.
Yeah you can't turn someone gay.
..Except Vazra. By the 10th nude I was kinda like "okay, I'm starting to see his point"
His pants are very low but you can see them there.the guy in the back is completely naked?
Good to know.You didn't. Rejection doesn't turn people gay; it's something that they know to be true, deep down, but refuse to acknowledge at that point in time. Those feelings don't just randomly pop up because some guy turned her down. They've always been there.
If anything your rejection made her reflect on her sexuality, but you didn't make her go "guys are evil I'm only dating girls now".
Vazra turns everyone gay.Yeah you can't turn someone gay.
..Except Vazra. By the 10th nude I was kinda like "okay, I'm starting to see his point"
Good to know.
Can a guy turn a gay girl straight though?
Sorry, that's the second time I've used you as the butt of a joke like that
Vazra turns everyone gay.
We could all learn a lot from this beastie
Good to know.
Can a guy turn a gay girl straight though?
Sorry, that's the second time I've used you as the butt of a joke like that
There's no need breh, I'm bi. I like the D, too.
For reference, it's 3:20AM, so the lack of an update is hopefully just down to him being asleepAny update?
I'm concerned
It's Lexa
It's Lexa
For reference, it's 3:20AM, so the lack of an update is hopefully just down to him being asleep
Here's hoping
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T minus 2 hours til Dark Souls 3.
And things seem to be going really well with this girl so I'm in the best mood today
If things dont go well with the gal remember Im the consolation prize. XOXO
Here's hoping
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T minus 2 hours til Dark Souls 3.
And things seem to be going really well with this girl so I'm in the best mood today
You're no consolation prize Vaz
you're the goddamn best haha
Run your train through my tunnel.
*returns to the Tinder train 'cause still can't bring self to make dating profile*
*returns to the Tinder train 'cause still can't bring self to make dating profile*
*returns to the Tinder train 'cause still can't bring self to make dating profile*
Teach meAnd things seem to be going really well with this girl so I'm in the best mood today
just keep online dating online
who wants to have some e-sex?
just keep online dating online
who wants to have some e-sex?
you know what I really want
A lap dance
you know what I really want
A lap dance
Teach me
I'll give you the lap dance if you put the dragon dildo as a strap on. (DO NOT GOOGLE IT)
Teach me
don't hate me but the girl I'm currently sorta seeing actually asked me out, basically, I didn't really do anything but exist and be nice
and no this doesn't happen often or really ever up until now, so I'm not really bragging
Hahahahah I told my coworker I was Neo for the way I dodged that, and he sent back the gif with "literally you Saturday"I stared at it for like five minutes and arrived to the conclusion that it was 2weird4me.
I mean I have plenty of fetishism but that just left me perplexed more than anything. Or maybe these are my latent conservative values boiling up to the surface in the face of such San Franciscan debauchery. Not in my America.
[edit]: Stupid top of the page.
To be fair, it was a link.Peeeeecture? So many images in this thread are not showing up on GAF mobile. It's empty picture boxes from FB or vBulletin shit.
That's Mark Hamill. I mean, it's not not Mark Hamill.I saw this video and I realized it was a marvel of engineering and I must have one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCxco6227xo
dafuq is thatWhat about frotting tho?
dafuq is that