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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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Misha

Banned
My mom talking about my sisters new boyfriend:

"He's got a good job, he shoots guns and he's a conservative just like everyone else in the family, well, except for Seth (that's me)"

Wtf man

I'm the political black sheep in the family.

That's why I only talk politics with my grandma

Who my parents call crazy
 
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Transhuman

Unconfirmed Member
Crazy grandma and her liberal tree-hugger political agenda. I bet she thinks Bernie is a hunk.
 
My mom talking about my sisters new boyfriend:

"He's got a good job, he shoots guns and he's a conservative just like everyone else in the family, well, except for Seth (that's me)"

Wtf man

I'm the political black sheep in the family.

Man, I'm glad I have super-lefty parents, I couldn't deal with this.

The worst I have to deal with is the occasional bit of problematic language
 

Jobbs

Banned
Man, I'm glad I have super-lefty parents, I couldn't deal with this.

The worst I have to deal with is the occasional bit of problematic language

I don't know my dad. My mom really has no political opinions. She doesn't pay any attention to it.

Wes Anderson sucks and everything he makes is trash
 

Misha

Banned
Crazy grandma and her liberal tree-hugger political agenda. I bet she thinks Bernie is a hunk.
shes not quite old enough for that :p

I didn't even bring this up.

Just unprovoked political shaming. Kind of salty but at the same time I'm kind of used to it.

Which is sad

I mean have them know at all in the first place.
Very rarely. I get about one or two hours sleep a night.

Also, boo to racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic parents. Boo them to hell.

I don't think anyone brought that up. Pretty sure its just been about conservative parents :V
 
I don't know my dad. My mom really has no political opinions. She doesn't pay any attention to it.

Wes Anderson sucks and everything he makes is trash

People who ignore politics annoy me. An ignorant populace is the easiest to control.

And are you trying to take my position of the guy who hates everything? 'cause you're free to take it if you want :p
 

Symphonia

Banned
I don't think anyone brought that up. Pretty sure its just been about conservative parents :V
I know, I just got reminded of parents and their backwards thinking. Oh, well.

I also just got reminded that my friend is leaving. Her flight wasn't on Friday, like I thought it was, it was today. I just got off the phone to her as she was in the queue to board her flight. We both broke down. Fuck this, I'm getting drunk.
 

Jobbs

Banned
:: starts programming ::

:: adds in girlfriend mode ::

now my profits will be doubled.. hahahahha

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holy shit this triggered me (early DS3 spoilers that only mean anything if you played DS1) amazing but I wish I didn't see it :(
 
You lost cool points Jobbs

Wes Anderson is good. I'm too lazy to make a coherent argument for him atm though.

I mean how can you dislike Grand Budapest Hotel? It's so great

Actually thinking about it, Ralph Fiennes is really really good at comedy. Grand Budapest, In Bruges, Hail, Caesar!, he's great in all of them. He should do more comedy.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Haircut today. Farewell, long-ish hair.
 

Jobbs

Banned
That game is creepy

do people actually buy it and jerk off? Like is that what it's for?

Because after they jerk off they'd instantly lose interest in the game, so all the content like volleyball gameplay would never get used
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
That game is creepy

do people actually buy it and jerk off? Like is that what it's for?

Because after they jerk off they'd instantly lose interest in the game, so all the content like volleyball gameplay would never get used

LOL for me that game is Pokemon but getting bikinis. They can be fun but obviously relies too heavy on fan service which appeals to their target audience.
 

Jobbs

Banned
LOL for me that game is Pokemon but getting bikinis. They can be fun but obviously relies too heavy on fan service which appeals to their target audience.

It's a game purpose-built for titillation. So what's the motivation for the user to play after he beats off? And if he's not beating off, what's the point of the game? I dunno. I guess I don't understand the Japanese. If I was desperate to jerk off I have far better ways.

monster marriage mode?

What would monster marriage mode do? :p
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
It's a game purpose-built for titillation. So what's the motivation for the user to play after he beats off? And if he's not beating off, what's the point of the game? I dunno. I guess I don't understand the Japanese. If I was desperate to jerk off I have far better ways.
Play the minigames and get all the swimsuits and accessories on the barbie dress up simulator. Oh also you can play some casino games which can be fun.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Play the minigames and get all the swimsuits and accessories on the barbie dress up simulator. Oh also you can play some casino games which can be fun.

I guess it's the game equivalent of "eating at a strip club". Questionable AF + Creepy AF
 

Symphonia

Banned
My parents do both anyway :p
Everytime I visit my parents, they come out with some bullshit excuse for why they hate X race or Y sexuality. I reckon a part of them knows I'm bisexual and they're doing this to try and rile me up, but then I remember that they're just ignorant cunts who know no better.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
I really need to remember to drink water after getting home from nights out. I slept through my alarm for an hour haha.
My mom talking about my sisters new boyfriend:

"He's got a good job, he shoots guns and he's a conservative just like everyone else in the family, well, except for Seth (that's me)"

Wtf man

I'm the political black sheep in the family.
At least you can have Metric blaring and let that mascara run~

Everyone in that movie was hot. D:
 
It's a game purpose-built for titillation. So what's the motivation for the user to play after he beats off? And if he's not beating off, what's the point of the game? I dunno. I guess I don't understand the Japanese. If I was desperate to jerk off I have far better ways.



What would monster marriage mode do? :p

you shouldn't have to ask that!
 

Kevyt

Member
My mom talking about my sisters new boyfriend:

"He's got a good job, he shoots guns and he's a conservative just like everyone else in the family, well, except for Seth (that's me)"

Wtf man

I'm the political black sheep in the family.

Your name is Seth? That's an awesome name!

Hi Seth! I'm Seath! :D

It's not my real name but my gaf name but I still like it

Crazy grandma and her liberal tree-hugger political agenda. I bet she thinks Bernie is a hunk.

Your grandma sounds amazing. I bet she's super cool too. Bernie is a hunk btw. :)

Very rarely. I get about one or two hours sleep a night.

Also, boo to racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic parents. Boo them to hell.

Really? That's impressive. Yet you still manage to look good and fresh! If it was me I would look like a freaking rotting corpse or something
more than I already do
:p

Omg wait

Cute girl just messaged me

What did she say? Deets!!
 

Jobbs

Banned
you shouldn't have to ask that!

Howzer stuff goin? =D How's work?

I'm trying to figure out how to put in monster bride mode, this is testing the limits of my skills

Omg wait

Cute girl just messaged me

Oh cool. I'm messaging this girl who's into girls and I told her I'm a girl and I sent her false cute girl pics and said they're me. She's eating it up but I don't have an end game. Help pls. Oh and good luck with yours.

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Kevyt

Member
Oh cool. I'm messaging this girl who's into girls and I told her I'm a girl and I sent her false cute girl pics and said they're me. She's eating it up but I don't have an end game. Help pls. Oh and good luck with yours.

x240-qww.jpg

Not like this Jobbs, not like this...
 
Oh cool. I'm messaging this girl who's into girls and I told her I'm a girl and I sent her false cute girl pics and said they're me. She's eating it up but I don't have an end game. Help pls. Oh and good luck with yours.

I wish someone would make an OT thread in this vein.
 
Howzer stuff goin? =D How's work?

I'm trying to figure out how to put in monster bride mode, this is testing the limits of my skills
I got the follow up-job offered so I guess your praying worked, christian wizard! :D things are kinda messy right now though since I'm still busy but also have my bachelor's oral exam scheduled for wednesday and so far I did....nothing for it! :/ I will probably die but it's okay. how is your stuff going? also pls don't do monster bride mode haha. I was joking.
 

Symphonia

Banned
Really? That's impressive. Yet you still manage to look good and fresh! If it was me I would look like a freaking rotting corpse or something
more than I already do
:p
N'aww, shucks, FakeGAF is such a lovely place, always complimenting me. It's all lies, of course, but it's the nice kind of lie, haha. I very much doubt you could look worse than me. I've seen photos of you - or at least I think it was you - and you're definitely a 11/10.
 

Jobbs

Banned
I got the follow up-job offered so I guess your praying worked, christian wizard! :D things are kinda messy right now though since I'm still busy but also have my bachelor's oral exam scheduled for wednesday and so far I did....nothing for it! :/ I will probably die but it's okay. how is your stuff going? also pls don't do monster bride mode haha. I was joking.

oh nice!! congratulations and you don't have permission to die! everything's coming up trabhouse, finally.

I'm doing great! Almost done with all the VO in the game. Working on casting the last two peeps.

and don't worry there was never any plan to add a new mode. I'm not into modes. I don't do modes. my game is cold and callous and uncaring. it's like sand, it gets everywhere and it's awful.

Just do it!!! I wish I had a Japanese account like my bro.

I don't have one, I'd have to make one.. Which looks simple enough.

It's really simple. You can use a fake address and everything.

Not sure if a Japanese PSN account will allow you to use a US card tho. I've only ever used it for free demos and shit.

you can go on play asia or similar stores and just buy the points card and they'll apparently email you the code -- ez pz.

the ez pzness of it all is what's making it tempting.
 
It's really simple. You can use a fake address and everything.

Not sure if a Japanese PSN account will allow you to use a US card tho. I've only ever used it for free demos and shit.
 
oh nice!! congratulations and you don't have permission to die! everything's coming up trabhouse, finally.

I'm doing great! Almost done with all the VO in the game. Working on casting the last two peeps.

and don't worry there was never any plan to add a new mode. I'm not into modes. I don't do modes. my game is cold and callous and uncaring. it's like sand, it gets everywhere and it's awful.

okay! even though that exam won't be coming up trabhouse :l man, as if oral exams aren't the worst thing anyway. I can't talk. especially if someone is grading what I'm saying moiwecrmeicrvfdgre

ooh neato!! can't wait for the final result and your PAX t-shirt giveaway. *buy my game*

haha sand sounds romantic.


speaking of...I hate how every guy seems to be still hung up on some ex. ~.~ I don't wanna hear it. this is really becoming annoying. I need to find someone with 0 exes but extraordinary relationship skills. can someone take my order pls? I'll be paying in virtual high-fives.
 

Jobbs

Banned
okay! even though that exam won't be coming up trabhouse :l man, as if oral exams aren't the worst thing anyway. I can't talk. especially if someone is grading what I'm saying moiwecrmeicrvfdgre

ooh neato!! can't wait for the final result and your PAX t-shirt giveaway. *buy my game*

haha sand sounds romantic.


speaking of...I hate how every guy seems to be still hung up on some ex. ~.~ I don't wanna hear it. this is really becoming annoying. I need to find someone with 0 exes but extraordinary relationship skills. can someone take my order pls? I'll be paying in virtual high-fives.

It would be fun explaining that shirt to 100 different people over the course of PAX if I actually had it made.

Agh talking about exes to prospective dates? Who does that?

I'm sorta hung up on an ex (to the same degree most people probably are) but I know not to ever talk about it! If I'm going to go out with someone I keep the conversation about the person I'm out with and things relevant to her, I mean, I'm not a guru that just seems like common sense!
 

zeemumu

Member
I scrounged together a few games that I'm not playing anymore to trade them in towards any of the new releases coming out in April. Since Uncharted 4 got delayed it's probably going towards DS3 or something
 
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