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[DrM]

Lack of sleep is kicking in

I need to find someone with 0 exes but extraordinary relationship skills. can someone take my order pls? I'll be paying in virtual high-fives.

I think that you are searching a mythological creature

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

okay! even though that exam won't be coming up trabhouse :l man, as if oral exams aren't the worst thing anyway. I can't talk. especially if someone is grading what I'm saying moiwecrmeicrvfdgre

ooh neato!! can't wait for the final result and your PAX t-shirt giveaway. *buy my game*

haha sand sounds romantic.


speaking of...I hate how every guy seems to be still hung up on some ex. ~.~ I don't wanna hear it. this is really becoming annoying. I need to find someone with 0 exes but extraordinary relationship skills. can someone take my order pls? I'll be paying in virtual high-fives.

lmao

 

[FloatOn]

Red K supergirl was 2 hot

 

[Jobbs]

Jack just jumped into my arms on the couch, out of nowhere, almost taking the wind out of me (he's a BIG boy) and then he wanted to hug for a long time.

Thanks pal. Thanks a lot.

I think I need to brush this guy.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Agh talking about exes to prospective dates? Who does that?

I'm sorta hung up on an ex (to the same degree most people probably are) but I know not to ever talk about it! If I'm going to go out with someone I keep the conversation about the person I'm out with and things relevant to her, I mean, I'm not a guru that just seems like common sense!

every fucking dude. I mean it's okay to mention it but I really don't wanna get involved in any unresolved drama. it shouldn't be a prominent issue, I agree with you on this.

Lack of sleep is kicking in



I think that you are searching a mythological creature

I am aware of that, that's the frustrating part. man. people suck.

 

[Misha]

 

[You Know Nothing]

When the female comedians thread in Off Topic gets bumped months later and you recall some of the shitposts and begin twitching involuntarily.

WHEW.

 

[Vazra]

Go the fuck in!!!

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Damn

 

[Jobbs]

99% sure I'm doing this now... Playing Japanese Dark Souls 3 this week. God help me.

every fucking dude. I mean it's okay to mention it but I really don't wanna get involved in any unresolved drama. it shouldn't be a prominent issue, I agree with you on this.

Why can't everyone be smart and with it like us?

:: says christian prayer ::

Maybe this'll help once again

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Just finished Daredevil

God I love Marvel and nothing can be said to make me feel otherwise

speaking of...I hate how every guy seems to be still hung up on some ex. ~.~ I don't wanna hear it. this is really becoming annoying. I need to find someone with 0 exes but extraordinary relationship skills. can someone take my order pls? I'll be paying in virtual high-fives.

I've got half of that down

Can I have the virtual high five anyway?

 

[FloatOn]

Just watched that vaatividya early review of dark souls 3

My thirst for that game is going to drive me crazy. BUT I am in complete agreement that being able to warp at the beginning is bad design

 

[trab pu kcip]

99% sure I'm doing this now... Playing Japanese Dark Souls 3 this week. God help me.



Why can't everyone be smart and with it like us?

:: says christian prayer ::

Maybe this'll help once again

yeah I should start praying too. I've tried all other options and there's nothing else left.
brb listening to common children and other christian signed emo.

I've got half of that down

Can I have the virtual high five anyway?

anytime.

 

[Jobbs]

yeah I should start praying too. I've tried all other options and there's nothing else left.
brb listening to common children and other christian signed emo.

Common Children <3

There's another Christiam truly emo band I have on the tip of my tongue but I can't remember it.. Trying to remember it..

 

[Silphonica]

No gonna lie, ive made the mistake of bringing up the mention of an ex on a number of dates. Theres no introduction of drama, but i was totally unaware i was even doing it and it wasnt like i was hung up on my ex, it just seemed like i had a good story to tell, which involved my ex.

Anyway, making an effort from today to not drink as much as Im used to every weekend. Im going to die before i reach 30 at this rate, wasting myself like real trash.

 

[DrM]

I am aware of that, that's the frustrating part. man. people suck.

I completely understand you, I am going through the similar stuff, but female related
And I would also need a prayer. First for a new job and then for normal GF

 

[liliththepale]

Happy Sunday everyone!

Just watched that vaatividya early review of dark souls 3

My thirst for that game is going to drive me crazy. BUT I am in complete agreement that being able to warp at the beginning is bad design

I like the fast travel option in GTA: taking a taxi. You have to pay for it, and you have to pay extra if you want to get there instantly. It's barely any money, so there's no real cost, but it's just enough to make you think "maybe I shouldn't."

But I'm hilarious and I've never won anyone over :c

Do you make women laugh or just yourself? Finding yourself funny is great! But it's not what I was talking about.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

anytime.

Spoiler

Yes I will take any opportunity to post this what of it?

 

[Misha]

I completely understand you, I am going through the similar stuff, but female related
And I would also need a prayer. First for a new job and then for normal GF

 

[zeemumu]

Do you make women laugh or just yourself? Finding yourself funny is great! But it's not what I was talking about.

Made my friend laugh while she was drinking something and she spat it out all over my face, which only made her laugh harder.

 

[DrM]

Good one!

Enjoy your morning/day/evening/night fellow Fakerz, I am off to bed

 

[trab pu kcip]

No gonna lie, ive made the mistake of bringing up the mention of an ex on a number of dates. Theres no introduction of drama, but i was totally unaware i was even doing it and it wasnt like i was hung up on my ex, it just seemed like i had a good story to tell, which involved my ex.

Anyway, making an effort from today to not drink as much as Im used to every weekend. Im going to die before i reach 30 at this rate, wasting myself like real trash.

good for you! we're here for support if you need it *fistbump*

I completely understand you, I am going through the similar stuff, but female related
And I would also need a prayer. First for a new job and then for normal GF

let's just all pray for jobs and non-psycho relationships for each other!

 

[Jobbs]

fast bonfire travel from the start *absolutely* detracts from the souls design. In Souls 1, the feeling of placement -- Placement mattering -- gave a sense of heft and meaning to the world and environment that can't be understated.

I am 100% against bonfire warping from the start (eventually adding it in the later sections of the game is fine) but I think the dummies just have to win this one. I can live with it.

 

[liliththepale]

Made my friend laugh while she was drinking something and she spat it out all over my face, which only made her laugh harder.

I can't remember ever seeing a real spit take. I would probably laugh too!

fast bonfire travel from the start *absolutely* detracts from the souls design. In Souls 1, the feeling of placement -- Placement mattering -- gave a sense of heft and meaning to the world and environment that can't be understated.

I am 100% against bonfire warping from the start (eventually adding it in the later sections of the game is fine) but I think the dummies just have to win this one. I can live with it.

How do you feel about Salt & Sanctuary's solution, assuming you've found it? It's technically available from the start but it's not that simple.

Spoiler

offer a stone guide to one of the sanctuaries of your creed, then you can fast travel from any other sanctuary from one with a guide.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm fine with the bonfire placement in DS1.

I've still never finished Demon's Souls because of having to go through each level completely if you fail. #fuckKingAllant

 

[zeemumu]

fast bonfire travel from the start *absolutely* detracts from the souls design. In Souls 1, the feeling of placement -- Placement mattering -- gave a sense of heft and meaning to the world and environment that can't be understated.

I am 100% against bonfire warping from the start (eventually adding it in the later sections of the game is fine) but I think the dummies just have to win this one. I can live with it.

If you can't have bonfire warping then at least get whoever designed the shortcuts for Bloodborne. Those were perfect and cut down on the need for multiple bonfires because several paths would inevitably loop back to the same area, so unless you were backtracking a hilarious or to an area that was other unreachable you didn't need to warp that often.

 

[Symphonia]

Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing my song,
And you, you, you, you, you sing along,
Just put, put, put, put my record on,
And all of your troubles are dead and gone,
Don't stop (don't stop) don't stop the beat,
I can't stop (can't stop) can't stop the beat,
I won't stop (won't stop) won't stop the beat, go!
Everybody, move your feet and feel united,
Oh oh oh,
Everybody, move your feet and feel united,
Oh oh oh, yeah,
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah,
Don't stop (don't stop) don't stop the beat,
I can't stop (can't stop) can't stop the beat,
I won't stop (won't stop) won't stop the beat, go!
Everybody, move your feet and feel united,
Oh oh oh,
Everybody, move your feet and feel united,
Oh oh oh,
Everybody, move your feet and feel united,
Oh oh oh,
Yeah!!

I might be tipsy.

 

[trab pu kcip]

fast bonfire travel from the start *absolutely* detracts from the souls design. In Souls 1, the feeling of placement -- Placement mattering -- gave a sense of heft and meaning to the world and environment that can't be understated.

I am 100% against bonfire warping from the start (eventually adding it in the later sections of the game is fine) but I think the dummies just have to win this one. I can live with it.

I sensed this shit right from the start. the feeling from the original game will just be lost forever. probably.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Do you make women laugh or just yourself? Finding yourself funny is great! But it's not what I was talking about.

I've made at least...3 women laugh

Maybe 4.

 

[Jobbs]

I can't remember ever seeing a real spit take. I would probably laugh too!



How do you feel about Salt & Sanctuary's solution, assuming you've found it? It's technically available from the start but it's not that simple.

Spoiler

offer a stone guide to one of the sanctuaries of your creed, then you can fast travel from any other sanctuary from one with a guide.

I'm more forgiving of this due to the 2d nature and some of the inherent differences that causes, (it's harder to use all your senses to navigate since the game takes place in a more arbitrary, stylized two dimensional reality) and the fact that there are some limitations is essential.

First time in The Depths, or Blight Town, or The Tomb of Giants, with truly no guide and no spoilers and no idea how anything worked... I felt like the entire world was on top of me, above the ceiling... I felt deep. You can't have that feeling in a game where you can just teleport around at will. You simply can't. Dark Souls 2 had similarly intriguing locations but the one two punch of incoherent, inconsistent topography and free bonfire warping extirpated any possible sense of placement or tension.

Free form warping from bonfires is borderline blasphemous after the sublime and carefully tuned experience of the first Souls game, but I've made my peace with it. Life is a compromise.

For my part, in my game, there's an introduction of "warp plants" midway through the game. You awaken a network of plants that can be used to warp between predefined points. It became necessary. I understand the design challenge.

I sensed this shit right from the start. the feeling from the original game will just be lost forever. probably.

I'll let you know what damage it causes to DS3 this week =)

 

[trab pu kcip]

I've made at least...3 women laugh

Maybe 4.

you made me laugh when you told the kitchen-sitting-in-the-dark story

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Single-but-not for a week. Whoo. Woo.

I's only 0° out so I am going to BBQ.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Canadian heatwave.

 

[Symphonia]

Single-but-not for a week. Whoo. Woo.

I's only 0° out so I am going to BBQ.

I proper fancy a hot dog.

Proper full size American one.

Not a shitty British one.

Loads of ketchup too

Slightly toasted bun.

Washed down with a cold cider.

Nice.

 

[Jobbs]

I've been puked on by a girl. Nobody laughed. Well, I didn't. Maybe someone else did. Not sure.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

post pics!

If you insist.

Before:

After

When did I start looking so old...

 

[You Know Nothing]

The adult world slowly starts sucking out your soul the moment you enter it.

 

[Vazra]

My face is youthful but my hair is thinning. I'll look like uncle Fester when I go fully bald.

 

[zeemumu]

The adult world slowly starts sucking out your soul the moment you enter it.

A little bit. There's a lot of thinking on your feet and you're suddenly thrown out into this world where you can technically do anything but it takes time and often a lot of luck.

 

[AcridMeat]

Alright! I'm finally prepped to get some laundry done! *immense downpour commences*

Fuck. At least it's like a pre washing running out there.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I really don't like my beardless face, it just looks weird, and somehow makes me look older too. I mean, this is me around four months ago, just looks all around much better IMO

Alas, professionalism.

Now that my vanity has been fed...

The adult world slowly starts sucking out your soul the moment you enter it.

Truth.

I think working with co-workers and upholding an image while in public is the worst.

 

[Vazra]

Fuck.

I really don't like my beardless face, it just looks weird, and somehow makes me look older too. Alas, professionalism.

I dont get what a beard means for professionalism. The only way I see facial hair being an issue is if you are working with food products and nothing else really.

 

[liliththepale]

I've made at least...3 women laugh

Maybe 4.

I don't want to read too much between the lines here, but if you're not consistently making people laugh then you might not be as funny as you think you are, or more likely your humor just hasn't found a good audience yet.

I enjoy talking with you so, I don't know, maybe just put yourself out there more?

I'm more forgiving of this due to the 2d nature and some of the inherent differences that causes, (it's harder to use all your senses to navigate since the game takes place in a more arbitrary, stylized two dimensional reality) and the fact that there are some limitations is essential.

First time in The Depths, or Blight Town, or The Tomb of Giants, with truly no guide and no spoilers and no idea how anything worked... I felt like the entire world was on top of me, above the ceiling... I felt deep. You can't have that feeling in a game where you can just teleport around at will. You simply can't. Dark Souls 2 had similarly intriguing locations but the one two punch of incoherent, inconsistent topography and free bonfire warping extirpated any possible sense of placement or tension.

Free form warping from bonfires is borderline blasphemous after the sublime and carefully tuned experience of the first Souls game, but I've made my peace with it. Life is a compromise.

That makes sense. I'd also say it's hard in S&S because that game doesn't have very many landmarks and no map, plus it's extremely interconnected, so it doesn't lend itself well to learning your way around. It's kind of cool from the getting lost and exploring perspective, but that gets old when there's no reprieve.

When did I start looking so old...

You look so mature and professional!

 

[Misha]

I've been puked on by a girl. Nobody laughed. Well, I didn't. Maybe someone else did. Not sure.

I laugh at you every day if that makes you feel better

 

[trab pu kcip]

If you insist.

Before:



After



When did I start looking so old...

I like it! :> beard would definitely go well with it tho!

 

[zeemumu]

Took this the other day:

I didn't get to buy Butterbeer.

 

[SystemBug]

I've made at least...3 women laugh

Maybe 4.

I have this other issue where girls think I'm funny and my guy friends think I'm like not funny at all.

Which makes me question whether I'm actually funny or not.

I'll put my own self in the crosshair's for a joke. I'd metaphorically die for the joke

 

[AcridMeat]

Where was that zee? Looks wild.

I like having a pile of laundry made and just watching the cat decide what to do with it. They can't decide if they can sleep on it, but they can't figure out how to go around it and eventually they give up and walk away.

Small life moments.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

This is the week I stop looking at the Nintendo Download schedule for North America.

Because I'am so sure the Wii U VC will be getting anything but Super Mario RPG or Xenoblade.

NoA are so consistent with being completely inconsistent and it is such a pain in my ass, for hoping one of those two get on VC.

I guess I should be happy that Metroid: Zero Mission was put on NA Wii U VC.