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Absolute genius.
Jeff Albertson
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I don't know if this spot was planned like this, as he sort of get's his hand up like he's expecting it, but either way...damn - Willie Mack gets slammed head-first into the mat on a reverse DDT from B-Boy;
I can't get over how his neck bends
As for swagger either have mark Henry be mad and take him out or go with my original mark Henry idea in which just before the bell rings for the match he comes out and destroys both men just becuase he's mad he isn't on the card
Ziggler comes down and cashes in then Big E dances and asks mark Henry if he's his mommy
HarryDemeanor
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The system wars have begun. Everyone get into your shelters quick before the bombs go off.
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Alright help me out here - I was under the impression El Local was not RR, but someone else - and RR is Chimaera.
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According to the internet El Local is RR, but there was a horrible Harlem Shake video WWE did that had El Local and RR in it at the same time
this is some fucking Clark Kent shit
Chimaera is 100% RR
this is some fucking Clark Kent shit
Chimaera is 100% RR
They kept going on about how portly El Local was on commentary, and he really did have RR's figure. So I'm pretty sure it was him.
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British Monsoon
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Indy stand-out ACH has signed a contract with Ring of Honor. ACH, who was said by many to be the hottest unsigned prospect in 2012, has gained a big name for himself with impressive performances in ROH, CHIKARA, Dragon Gate USA, CZW and home promotion Anarchy Championship Wrestling, based out of Texas.
Here's some .gif's of ACH in action against 2 Cold Scorpio at the recent National Pro-Wrestling Day event;
Really glad to see ROH bringing in ACH, as they desperately need new stars and a guy of ACH's reputation should help greatly. He apparently had a great match against Roderick Strong at Honor vs Evil, which I'm about to check out now. Bonus .gif of ACH's Lui Kang bicycle kick;
Here's some .gif's of ACH in action against 2 Cold Scorpio at the recent National Pro-Wrestling Day event;
Really glad to see ROH bringing in ACH, as they desperately need new stars and a guy of ACH's reputation should help greatly. He apparently had a great match against Roderick Strong at Honor vs Evil, which I'm about to check out now. Bonus .gif of ACH's Lui Kang bicycle kick;
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That's awesome news! ACH is really super cool and I loooooove when we'd hear about him from ACW.
I definitely agree this person definitely isn't Ricardo. I wonder if this'll be a gimmick where there's a heavy El Local and a fit one, and you never know which one you'll face. That could be fun.Okay then the answer is there must be a third ! Let me screencap this man!
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That's awesome.
ACH and mr touchdown had a MOTY or the young lions cup.
Still not really infested in ROH though
ACH and mr touchdown had a MOTY or the young lions cup.
Still not really infested in ROH though
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Much like GWF had with Laserfrog and Laserfrog Thesz. GWF on the cusp of the future. We bringin' it every few weeks.
BTW I miss Soulplaya and Laserfrog.
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I have been waiting for WWE to pull a Spider-Man/JJJ angle with Ricardo and del rio. Something like there can be only one Mexican hero and chimera is a menace. Ricardo will have I toe the line between hi best friend and being a hero in the WWE
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Damn Krae_man. I really want your Saturn and games, but I doubt I have enough money for what you'd want.
British Monsoon
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Yeah, his matches with Touchdown at YLC and the Season 11 Finale were awesome, really enjoy watching him work.
As for ROH, I kinda agree - they've got an 11th Anniversary iPPV coming up in 9 days, and I'm only really interested in a couple of matches. But they're in a bit of a transitional period at the moment, where they have some new names with talent (Adam Cole, ACH, Matt Taven, Vinny Marseglia, Tadarius Thomas, Silas Young, etc) but aren't ready for those guys to help liven up the top of the card. It'll be interesting to see where ROH is at the end of 2013.
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Yeah, where are those guys?
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ROH should fued with CZW again!
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No idea about Soulplaya - he vanished. Might have just been IRL shit. I know Laser has a pal without a home that he's keeping - I know I never visit GAF while I have company. So I'm sure he's alright.
His new Run Play Think video was great.
Okay then the answer is there must be a third ! Let me screencap this man!
I thought it was Hunico or Samuray when I first saw him. But Hunico doesn't have any tattoos, I don't think, and Samuray has more tattoos than this guy.
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It's baffling. I also went through them as well. Only thing I can think of is Camacho and that doesn't make any sense.
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CrunchinJelly
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Soulplaya has still been online, just not posted. He's watching from the rafters. Picking his moment.
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Kane sucks
Kane sucks
Kane sucks
There we go
Kane sucks
Kane sucks
There we go
Make and offer.
Okay then the answer is there must be a third ! Let me screencap this man!
Roman Reigns?
Too Short.
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HarryDemeanor
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It's obvious that both LaserFrog and Soulplaya have gone Hollywood. People are going to start booing them because they sold out.
None of these dudes have the body and tattoos.
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It's obviously El Generico
Okay then the answer is there must be a third ! Let me screencap this man!
People online are saying its Luke Hawx?
FallingEdge
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Could be. When Scorpio Sky took of his mask and I found out that he was black, I nearly lost it. So yeah, could easily be Generico.
WCW Thunder 11/29/2000
SID! SID IS BACK! I've been DYING for some god damn fist bumps.
CEO Ric Flair starts the show in the ring. He keeps saying WCW is getting back on top. I don't know, though. He's booked Buff vs Steiner for the championship tonight! He also brings out Sid. Sid has his FULL curly mullet back and is also wearing a turtleneck and vest.
He has video of being forced to relinquish his championship back in April. That's why he's been gone. So what about the 2-3 weeks after that and the random return he had ON the side of the guys who stripped him of his title? Oh well. Don't worry about it. SID! Sid talks about the Wright Brothers making history and how he will rewrite history at Starrcade. I don't see the connection.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Shane and Torrie. Shane says he's an addict. That's a SHOOT! He wants gold.
Team Canada vs Jung Dragons
Duggan and Lance are giving each other dirty looks. The Dragons do impressions.
Rope walk rana from Prime Time. Prime Time also hit a sweet butterfly superplex. YAK FIGHT! Kaz hits a brainbustahh and the Dragons do a combo splash/senton from the top for the win. Cat came out and stopped Duggan from interfering.
TO THE BACK. Lance argues with Duggan again. Lance will take care of Cat. Gene is with MIA.
Lex Luger vs Norman Smiley.
Norman is finally back to actual wrestling gear. It's been like a year since he wore trunks in the ring. Too bad it is against Lex. Lex is terrible, but Norman is awesome. Sweet arm drags, lariatooos, and the Smiley Slam. Big Wiggle! Low blow. What a dick. Lex uses his metal plate to set up for the Torture Rack for the win. Goldberg runs out, Lex bails into the crowd.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Bam Bam. Bam Bam was born hardcore and will fuck Wall up tonight. Not a thing about Bam Bam is hard. Crowbar is getting a massage from some of the Nitro YAKs. He gets a package. It was a gold monkey wrench. What?
Paula is with Reno and Marie. Marie is Reno's sister! Reno and Vito are brothers? Kronik have a new deal they're making. Gene is with Double J. His partners tonight are the Harris Brothers, eating sandwiches. Gene says he just had lunch. It would be like 9 at night. Who has lunch that late?
Crowbar vs David Flair WCW Hardcore Championship
I don't know why they don't give Crowbar some time off considering he has a torn abdominal muscle and a high risk, high impact style. Just give him a couple weeks off to recover and have him in angles. David slams Crowbar on a trash can that was set up on two open chairs. Must have been some botching as they cut to a shot of the crowd making stupid faces during a sequence. Crowbar wins after hitting David in the back of the neck with the monkey wrench. Stacy comes down to check on David.
TO THE BACK. Trainer and Stacy check on David some more.
Shane Douglas vs General Rection WCW US Championship
I don't understand why Shane is getting a title shot. He lost at the PPV to the Cat. You know what, Buff lost at the PPV and he's getting a title shot, too. I thought wins and loses mattered, Ric? Shane attacks the knee right away and controls most of the match. Hugh makes a come back, but Torrie jumps on his back. She gets CRUSHED in the corner. Broken spine for sure. The match comes to a screeching halt. Chavo tries to push her out of the ring and insists the match needs to continue. Lash and Wall pull him off. Trainers and EMTs come out for Torrie. Chavo leaves. Tony is also checking on her.
TO THE BACK. Shane, EMTs, and refs wheel Torrie out. Chavo gives Hugh shit for NOT continuing the match. MIA were supposed to have a new attitude. I think Chavo just quit the MIA.
Jeff Jarret/Harris Brothers vs Filthy Animals
Bleh. I hate the Animals, I hate the Harris Brothers, and I usually hate Jeff. This is a good encapsulation of WCW. At the beginning of the year, Kidman was poised to be the next big star and Jeff was forcefully raping the top of the cards. At the end of the year, Kidman is back in a mid card stable and Jeff is back with the Harris Brothers, not even going for the US Championship. Jeff wins with a guitar shot on Kidman.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Buff. Buff claims he's never had a chance in WCW and has always been held back. What? Dude was consistently pushed for 8 fucking years. Crowbar walks with his YAKs when Daffney returns. She's been sending him the packages. Apparently she and Ozzie broke up. Obviously, since Ozzie was back as a random security guard.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Tenay talked with Straight Shooting Stevie Ray. "Sometimes that's just the way the old mop flops." Well said. Stevie might become an owner of a drag racing team. He thanks the fans for all the love and support he's had through out his career.
GLACIER HYPE PROMO!!!
Bam Bam Big Yellow vs Sgt. AWALL Hardcore Tables Match
What is the difference between a tables match and a hardcore tables match? Bam Bam does a belly to back through a table, but it is called as both men going through at the same time, so the match continues. Mike Awesome pops out of the crowd the lay Bam Bam out with a chair. Wall chokeslams Bam Bam through a table to win.
TO THE BACK. Gene talks with Awesome. He wants Bam Bam at Starrcade. This is a match I would have wanted to see in 1998 in WCW. Not in 2000 in WCW.
Buff Bagwell vs Scott Steiner WCW Championship
Scott gives Buff the "appertunity" to walk away. Buff agrees to walk away but SWERVES the champ! Madden has gone from Tommy Rich impressions to Superstar Billy Graham impressions whenever Steiner is around. Steiner dominates most of it. Buff gets his comeback, but doesn't matter. Sid's head appears on the ThunderVision like fucking Oz or something. Buff hits the Blockbuster, but Midajah breaks up the pin. Steiner Recliner and Steiner retains. Sid and Steiner have a stare down after the match.
SID! SID IS BACK! I've been DYING for some god damn fist bumps.
CEO Ric Flair starts the show in the ring. He keeps saying WCW is getting back on top. I don't know, though. He's booked Buff vs Steiner for the championship tonight! He also brings out Sid. Sid has his FULL curly mullet back and is also wearing a turtleneck and vest.
He has video of being forced to relinquish his championship back in April. That's why he's been gone. So what about the 2-3 weeks after that and the random return he had ON the side of the guys who stripped him of his title? Oh well. Don't worry about it. SID! Sid talks about the Wright Brothers making history and how he will rewrite history at Starrcade. I don't see the connection.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Shane and Torrie. Shane says he's an addict. That's a SHOOT! He wants gold.
Team Canada vs Jung Dragons
Duggan and Lance are giving each other dirty looks. The Dragons do impressions.
Rope walk rana from Prime Time. Prime Time also hit a sweet butterfly superplex. YAK FIGHT! Kaz hits a brainbustahh and the Dragons do a combo splash/senton from the top for the win. Cat came out and stopped Duggan from interfering.
TO THE BACK. Lance argues with Duggan again. Lance will take care of Cat. Gene is with MIA.
Lex Luger vs Norman Smiley.
Norman is finally back to actual wrestling gear. It's been like a year since he wore trunks in the ring. Too bad it is against Lex. Lex is terrible, but Norman is awesome. Sweet arm drags, lariatooos, and the Smiley Slam. Big Wiggle! Low blow. What a dick. Lex uses his metal plate to set up for the Torture Rack for the win. Goldberg runs out, Lex bails into the crowd.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Bam Bam. Bam Bam was born hardcore and will fuck Wall up tonight. Not a thing about Bam Bam is hard. Crowbar is getting a massage from some of the Nitro YAKs. He gets a package. It was a gold monkey wrench. What?
Paula is with Reno and Marie. Marie is Reno's sister! Reno and Vito are brothers? Kronik have a new deal they're making. Gene is with Double J. His partners tonight are the Harris Brothers, eating sandwiches. Gene says he just had lunch. It would be like 9 at night. Who has lunch that late?
Crowbar vs David Flair WCW Hardcore Championship
I don't know why they don't give Crowbar some time off considering he has a torn abdominal muscle and a high risk, high impact style. Just give him a couple weeks off to recover and have him in angles. David slams Crowbar on a trash can that was set up on two open chairs. Must have been some botching as they cut to a shot of the crowd making stupid faces during a sequence. Crowbar wins after hitting David in the back of the neck with the monkey wrench. Stacy comes down to check on David.
TO THE BACK. Trainer and Stacy check on David some more.
Shane Douglas vs General Rection WCW US Championship
I don't understand why Shane is getting a title shot. He lost at the PPV to the Cat. You know what, Buff lost at the PPV and he's getting a title shot, too. I thought wins and loses mattered, Ric? Shane attacks the knee right away and controls most of the match. Hugh makes a come back, but Torrie jumps on his back. She gets CRUSHED in the corner. Broken spine for sure. The match comes to a screeching halt. Chavo tries to push her out of the ring and insists the match needs to continue. Lash and Wall pull him off. Trainers and EMTs come out for Torrie. Chavo leaves. Tony is also checking on her.
TO THE BACK. Shane, EMTs, and refs wheel Torrie out. Chavo gives Hugh shit for NOT continuing the match. MIA were supposed to have a new attitude. I think Chavo just quit the MIA.
Jeff Jarret/Harris Brothers vs Filthy Animals
Bleh. I hate the Animals, I hate the Harris Brothers, and I usually hate Jeff. This is a good encapsulation of WCW. At the beginning of the year, Kidman was poised to be the next big star and Jeff was forcefully raping the top of the cards. At the end of the year, Kidman is back in a mid card stable and Jeff is back with the Harris Brothers, not even going for the US Championship. Jeff wins with a guitar shot on Kidman.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Buff. Buff claims he's never had a chance in WCW and has always been held back. What? Dude was consistently pushed for 8 fucking years. Crowbar walks with his YAKs when Daffney returns. She's been sending him the packages. Apparently she and Ozzie broke up. Obviously, since Ozzie was back as a random security guard.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Tenay talked with Straight Shooting Stevie Ray. "Sometimes that's just the way the old mop flops." Well said. Stevie might become an owner of a drag racing team. He thanks the fans for all the love and support he's had through out his career.
GLACIER HYPE PROMO!!!
Bam Bam Big Yellow vs Sgt. AWALL Hardcore Tables Match
What is the difference between a tables match and a hardcore tables match? Bam Bam does a belly to back through a table, but it is called as both men going through at the same time, so the match continues. Mike Awesome pops out of the crowd the lay Bam Bam out with a chair. Wall chokeslams Bam Bam through a table to win.
TO THE BACK. Gene talks with Awesome. He wants Bam Bam at Starrcade. This is a match I would have wanted to see in 1998 in WCW. Not in 2000 in WCW.
Buff Bagwell vs Scott Steiner WCW Championship
Scott gives Buff the "appertunity" to walk away. Buff agrees to walk away but SWERVES the champ! Madden has gone from Tommy Rich impressions to Superstar Billy Graham impressions whenever Steiner is around. Steiner dominates most of it. Buff gets his comeback, but doesn't matter. Sid's head appears on the ThunderVision like fucking Oz or something. Buff hits the Blockbuster, but Midajah breaks up the pin. Steiner Recliner and Steiner retains. Sid and Steiner have a stare down after the match.
TheDrowningMan
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It's probably been said, (and who knows what happens to it now...) but I wonder if the Teahad storyline is McMahon's "fuck you" response to Linda's defeat. It's pretty obvious that they're more in line with what used to be the GOP, hence an awkward straddling of the line in what turned out to be futile campaigns.
WCW Thunder 11/29/2000
Holy shit. All these years and I never knew that Sid was Zordon.
Professor Beef
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Sunflower trying his damndest to ruin the Chad Warden thread. I'm ripping all of my Batista posters off my wall and replacing them with duct tape.
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Can't ruin it
The only thing that could ruin it is another Chad Warden video. The old ones set the bar SO high that I don't think it'd be worth it. I hope he doesnt make a new one, but if he does, I hope he hits it out of the park.
Krae_man - I could only afford like $100, you're better off shopping around man.
FallingEdge
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