Dark Ninja
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Micheal Cole: John Cena has done it with all the odds against him! Nobody beleived he could do it. He has made the Undertaker tap out here at Wrestlemania 30! The streak is....over. What a historic moment, Good Night Everyone!
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Micheal Cole: John Cena has done it with all the odds against him! Nobody beleived he could do it. He has made the Undertaker tap out here at Wrestlemania 30! The streak is....over. What a historic moment, Good Night Everyone!
sf2fanatic
Member
Question, Why doesn't D Brine use this submission anymore?
http://youtu.be/IltLPrnTx2o Sorry for the bad audio
Just curious
E: I love this submission
http://youtu.be/kdpBxLwxt5M
http://youtu.be/IltLPrnTx2o Sorry for the bad audio
Just curious
E: I love this submission
http://youtu.be/kdpBxLwxt5M
The Mango Sentinel
Member
Even though I can see this happening, and it could even happen in a good way.........but in your context...it's just......
The Mango Sentinel
Member
Miz has the figure four in! Vintage Miz Vintage Miz! Oh my god, Taker's tapping out! He's tapping out! The dream has come true! Miz is the new phenom!
Perhaps I should've saved the Team America gif for this post.
Keyser Soze
Member
Fuck Miz
Dark Ninja
Member
sf2fanatic
Member
I agree
Man, seeing the surfboard in the bryan/Punk match at OTL was great. Also, the various ways that it's done in lucha is fantastic. Lucha holds are the best
Just 'shop the new belt in, and it'll be relevant for another decade.For almost a decade this picture has been relevant
I hate you because you're right.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
For almost a decade this picture has been relevant
You know what? I've seen this picture since forever now, but I JUST noticed that Cena is sticking out of a toilet, I've always assumed that that was his body.
The fuck is wrong with me lol...
The Mango Sentinel
Member
I personally don't think Cena will have the title for that long after WM. Probably until SummerSlam.
Professor Beef
Banned
I bet Miz says that to Maryse every night. And she does.
BECAUSE HE'S THE MIZ...
AND HE'S...
AWWWWWWWWWWSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
bloodyroarxx
Member
with that WM entrances article I just realized once again that WM is outdoors again, god thats going to be a disaster if the winter sticks around
The Mango Sentinel
Member
This would be really hilarious.
I think they should stop risking it. It'll be funny if it fucks them over one year though. What would they do in that situation?
Wow... mind blown. I always thought the same. lol
It just means he's so bad he might as well be a toilet!
bloodyroarxx
Member
also looking at pictures the Superdome looks like a miserable WM venue.
BillRiccio
Member
Dude Mania is going to do 1.3 million buy's in a couple weeks. Why would all the investors leave? If RAW's numbers had been dropping like a rock and John Cena, CM Punk, The Rock, and Brock had nothing to do with the company and Vince got convicted on rape or child porn then maybe I could see where you were coming from, but this is money making season.
Lost Fragment
Obsessed with 4chan
All this DDP talk recently has made me angry all over again at how the WWE misused him.
The obsessive motivational speaker gimmick was hilarious though. Nobody could've done that shit as well as he did.
The obsessive motivational speaker gimmick was hilarious though. Nobody could've done that shit as well as he did.
Killing_Joke
Member
Taker/Bork please.
Deliver's tombstones to the mat and to his stomach, with real cheese.
cartoon_soldier
Member
Taker will deliver. I have faith in the dark lord.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Is there a recent photo of Taker I haven't seen? Everyone talking about his gut...
spindashing
Banned
he will deliver pizza
cartoon_soldier
Member
Still a better outcome than Cena vs Rock 2
HarryDemeanor
Member
Go home Taker. You're fat.
Mr. Luchador
Member
Following on from the 1st post (follow it for full details) here's the next little bit:
The Stalker thing was strange (currently in the middle of that now) as it was a nice slow build. Sort of interesting and 'new'. Then the reveal was odd, as people sort of cheered, then booed, then cheered and booed. Then suddenly DDP is in a tag team, and the Stalker thing is still kinda there but not. Then it's gone.
Last night,
Tombstone Piledriver to be renamed DiGiorno Piledriver.
Cole "The Undertaker delivers the DiGiorno Piledriver!"
King "That's not delivery!"
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Taker would actually look ok next to Punk.
funkystudent
Member
you know maybe HHH vrs Taker 3 might be smarter then Taker vs Punk or Brock.
A old fat man beating another old fat man makes more sense then a old fat man beating a young guy in his prime.
A old fat man beating another old fat man makes more sense then a old fat man beating a young guy in his prime.
Am I being blasphemous when I say I just don't give a fuck about the Undertaker?
I can't even fill out a list of my Top 5 Undertaker moments.
- Ministry was cool for a hot minute
- That time when he was "buried alive" in a mid-90s PPV only to appear on a video and scare the shit out of someone (Yokozuna? Kamala?)
- First feud with Kane
- ...
- erm...
I can't even fill out a list of my Top 5 Undertaker moments.
- Ministry was cool for a hot minute
- That time when he was "buried alive" in a mid-90s PPV only to appear on a video and scare the shit out of someone (Yokozuna? Kamala?)
- First feud with Kane
- ...
- erm...
British Monsoon
Member
Nope. I never much liked him either. The Ministry of Darkness was his best run, as far as I'm concerned, and the character just works better as a heel, imo.
WCW Monday Nitro 12/18/2000
The final Nitro of the year. The next two weeks of shows will be preempted, so that means they get 2 weeks, 2 weeks apart to build for Sin. This show is an absolute mess that I'll get into as certain events happen. Big thanks to Sunflower for sending me Observer WCW tidbits because this show I'm sure will be 100% better knowing the details of what was going on backstage. To start, Sid thought the match at Starrcade would be a double count. He found out that he was going to lose and didn't mind because he figured he'd get his heat back on Nitro. When he got to Nitro, he found out he wouldn't be getting his heat back, developed a shoulder injury, and left.
TO THE BACK. Ric Flair goes over the results of Starrcade and says he'll reveal Steiner's opponent and/or opponents for Sin.
Shane Helms vs Shannon Moore Number One Contender Match
They're both technically the number one contender since they both won the ladder match, but they can't both face Chavo, so here were are. HB2K is used for the first time in regards to Shannon Moore. A bunch of counters back and forth. Weirdly sloppy for two guys that knew each other so well in the ring. Shane hits a avalanche power slam for 2. Straight jacket German only gets a 2. Fans aren't particularly into it. Whisper in the Wind from Shannon. Shane wins with the Vertebreaker. Two black dudes in the front row sold the move better than Shannon. Chavo ran in and attacked both men after the match. They get the better of him.
TO THE BACK. MIA talk. Hugh gives Lash shit for wanting to stay friend with Chavo.
Scott Steiner comes to the ring. This is where the next crazy part happens. He comes out and shits on Ric Flair to start. Then he goes right after DDP about not having the balls to face him. He's shitting all over DDP, all his catch phrases, and for being white trash. This was unscripted and unscheduled, and DDP was not supposed to be in a program with Steiner. Ric Flair comes out. He says Steiner is the man. He's making a 3 way dance for Sin. There will be two prelims tonight. The winners will face each other in the main event, and the winner will be one of the opponents. He's also hired a mystery player and he will not let anyone know who it is.
Now after this promo, DDP was waiting for Scott Steiner in the back. They got into a fight where Steiner beat the shit out of Page and tried to rip his eye out. DDP and Nash left right after. So, 20 minutes into the show, 3 main eventers have walked out, leaving WCW scrambling and SHOOT booking on the fly.
JIMMY HART FUCK SHIT. Still. This shit is going on forever. FUCK JIMMY HART. There are a lot of guys that I appreciate more as I get older. Jimmy Hart is a guy I hate more the older I get.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Buff and Lex. They talk about Goldberg's book. Buff bitches about being used terribly for 9 years. Their team is called Totally Buff. Steiner asks them for help with the mystery person.
Meng vs Terry Funk WCW Hardcore Championship
Oh shit. Funk's head shows up on the Nitro Vision and calls Meng a monkey face, flat footed, and says he has a banana nose. He wants Meng to fight him in the back. Funk begs off by saying he has grandkid, then makes fun of Meng's big fat nose. It heads to the ring. I really can't believe they were using Funk in 2000. He could barely move. And not only were they using him, he was in the most physical matches on shows. Meng no sells a missed superfly splash through a table. He puts Funk in the Death Grip, but Crowbar hits Meng with the golden wrench and Funk retains. Crowbar challenges Funk for Sin.
TO THE BACK. Steiner screams at Jeff to find out who the mystery man is. Why would Flair tell Jeff? Gene is with Vito. Vito says he always stood behind Reno. Except this whole angle started because Vito wouldn't have anything to do with Reno after his legal troubles. Crowbar and Daffney are walking in the back. They come across Mike Awesome. Crowbar is back to his normal gear. Mike is bummed.
Lance Storm vs Rey Mysterio Jr. Tournament Match
This could be good, but will probably be 5 minutes and end with a wacky finish. Rey's ribs are taped. Lance has a legit rib injury. Rey doesn't sell his ribs at all. He still does all his high flying moves, even when Lance works over his ribs. Lance locks on the Maple Leaf for the win. Decent enough. Lance will go to the main event.
Mike Awesome vs Jeff Jarrett Tournament Match
This is your typical Jeff match where he gets dominated the whole match, there is a ref bump, and he wins with a guitar shot. The only difference is this time Awesome took the first guitar and Jeff used one hidden under the ring while the ref was distracted. Jeff vs Lance is the main event. Weird.
TO THE BACK. Steiner says that Jeff lied to him. Jeff says he had to and will protect Steiner in the title match.
GLACIER HYPE VIDEO.
TO THE BACK. Norman was watching the promo and dances over Glacier coming back. Gene is with Shane Douglas. Shane wants a tag match against the MIA on Thunder. His partners are Kronik.
TO THE MAN SHOW. Bill helped the guys celebrate Hanukkah.
TO THE BACK. Flair is on the phone with someone. Mike Awesome is throwing shit in the back. Filthy Animals try to calm him down, but he doesn't want to hear it. It is announced that WCW will be off the air for the next two weeks.
Alex Wright vs The Cat
Cat wants a dance off. Then he gets a fat ass chant directed at Mark Madden going. He's always all over Madden. You'd think he was a WWE face. Alex is very aggressive. Cat wins with the Feliner.
TO THE BACK. A limo arrives. It's the NBT. Steiner destroys the cruiserweight division.
The NBT come to the ring. Sanders was clearly told to go out and eat some time up. He says the Perfect Event were cheated last night. He's about to announce the number one contenders for the tag titles when Ric Flair comes out. There will be a tag battle royal and the winners will face the Insiders at Sin.
Goldberg vs Buff Bagwell
Buff's new hair style just draws more attention to the balding and receding. Lex was hiding behind the apron and attacks Bill with a chair. Lex also took the ref out. Sarge hits the ring to make a save and gets hit with a chair. Sarge is so short. Goldberg is now 32-0. I swear he was 28-0 the night before.
Jeff Jarrett vs Lance Storm Number One Contenders Match
They have a pretty straight wrestling match. Lance hurts his knee on a plancha and Jeff puts on the figure four. Something must have gone long because they are really rushing through this. Jeff gets to the ropes from the Maple Leaf. Stroke. Jeff wins completely clean. How weird. After the match, Steiner comes to the ring. He calls out Flair and the mystery man.
TO THE BACK. Steiner grabs Jimmy Hart and drags him to Flair's office. Flair wasn't in there. A guy in a straight jacket and mask fights with Steiner to end the show. Now, this was Robbie Rage in the mask. It was supposed to be Rick Steiner, but no one called Rick to let him know he was needed on the show. It's like the opposite of Dustin Rhodes at Starrcade. The next Nitro is on January 8th, which is the go home Nitro to the PPV, so Rick won't be on TV to sell this angle until then since WCW forgot to tell him he was booked.
This show really is WCW to the core. Almost everything after Steiner's promo was booked on the fly since Sid, DDP, and Nash walked out. Sting and Booker were out injured, so the only top guys left were Steiner and Goldberg and they weren't in an angle with each other. Then, WCW has this big mystery man and they forget to tell the guy they want to show up to work, so they have to have a big work around that can't be fixed for 3 weeks. And then they have 2 shows to build up their PPV. And even earlier in the day, DDP and Mark Madden had a confrontation over Madden's disparaging remarks about DDP on TV that got Kim involved on the phone. DDP tried to bury the hatchet, but Madden made an ass of himself and I believe this would be his last set of shows.
The best part of all of this is that none of the wrestlers got punished at all. 3 main eventers walk out on a show, 2 DURING the show, 2 get into a fight, and the only one to get any kind of punishment is Mark Madden. None of that shit would have flown in Vince's company. WCW is clearly a runaway train at the point. There is no control in the back or on screen of anything going on. This Nitro was one of the lowest rated shows ever. They also posted a $64 million loss for the year.
The final Nitro of the year. The next two weeks of shows will be preempted, so that means they get 2 weeks, 2 weeks apart to build for Sin. This show is an absolute mess that I'll get into as certain events happen. Big thanks to Sunflower for sending me Observer WCW tidbits because this show I'm sure will be 100% better knowing the details of what was going on backstage. To start, Sid thought the match at Starrcade would be a double count. He found out that he was going to lose and didn't mind because he figured he'd get his heat back on Nitro. When he got to Nitro, he found out he wouldn't be getting his heat back, developed a shoulder injury, and left.
TO THE BACK. Ric Flair goes over the results of Starrcade and says he'll reveal Steiner's opponent and/or opponents for Sin.
Shane Helms vs Shannon Moore Number One Contender Match
They're both technically the number one contender since they both won the ladder match, but they can't both face Chavo, so here were are. HB2K is used for the first time in regards to Shannon Moore. A bunch of counters back and forth. Weirdly sloppy for two guys that knew each other so well in the ring. Shane hits a avalanche power slam for 2. Straight jacket German only gets a 2. Fans aren't particularly into it. Whisper in the Wind from Shannon. Shane wins with the Vertebreaker. Two black dudes in the front row sold the move better than Shannon. Chavo ran in and attacked both men after the match. They get the better of him.
TO THE BACK. MIA talk. Hugh gives Lash shit for wanting to stay friend with Chavo.
Scott Steiner comes to the ring. This is where the next crazy part happens. He comes out and shits on Ric Flair to start. Then he goes right after DDP about not having the balls to face him. He's shitting all over DDP, all his catch phrases, and for being white trash. This was unscripted and unscheduled, and DDP was not supposed to be in a program with Steiner. Ric Flair comes out. He says Steiner is the man. He's making a 3 way dance for Sin. There will be two prelims tonight. The winners will face each other in the main event, and the winner will be one of the opponents. He's also hired a mystery player and he will not let anyone know who it is.
Now after this promo, DDP was waiting for Scott Steiner in the back. They got into a fight where Steiner beat the shit out of Page and tried to rip his eye out. DDP and Nash left right after. So, 20 minutes into the show, 3 main eventers have walked out, leaving WCW scrambling and SHOOT booking on the fly.
JIMMY HART FUCK SHIT. Still. This shit is going on forever. FUCK JIMMY HART. There are a lot of guys that I appreciate more as I get older. Jimmy Hart is a guy I hate more the older I get.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Buff and Lex. They talk about Goldberg's book. Buff bitches about being used terribly for 9 years. Their team is called Totally Buff. Steiner asks them for help with the mystery person.
Meng vs Terry Funk WCW Hardcore Championship
Oh shit. Funk's head shows up on the Nitro Vision and calls Meng a monkey face, flat footed, and says he has a banana nose. He wants Meng to fight him in the back. Funk begs off by saying he has grandkid, then makes fun of Meng's big fat nose. It heads to the ring. I really can't believe they were using Funk in 2000. He could barely move. And not only were they using him, he was in the most physical matches on shows. Meng no sells a missed superfly splash through a table. He puts Funk in the Death Grip, but Crowbar hits Meng with the golden wrench and Funk retains. Crowbar challenges Funk for Sin.
TO THE BACK. Steiner screams at Jeff to find out who the mystery man is. Why would Flair tell Jeff? Gene is with Vito. Vito says he always stood behind Reno. Except this whole angle started because Vito wouldn't have anything to do with Reno after his legal troubles. Crowbar and Daffney are walking in the back. They come across Mike Awesome. Crowbar is back to his normal gear. Mike is bummed.
Lance Storm vs Rey Mysterio Jr. Tournament Match
This could be good, but will probably be 5 minutes and end with a wacky finish. Rey's ribs are taped. Lance has a legit rib injury. Rey doesn't sell his ribs at all. He still does all his high flying moves, even when Lance works over his ribs. Lance locks on the Maple Leaf for the win. Decent enough. Lance will go to the main event.
Mike Awesome vs Jeff Jarrett Tournament Match
This is your typical Jeff match where he gets dominated the whole match, there is a ref bump, and he wins with a guitar shot. The only difference is this time Awesome took the first guitar and Jeff used one hidden under the ring while the ref was distracted. Jeff vs Lance is the main event. Weird.
TO THE BACK. Steiner says that Jeff lied to him. Jeff says he had to and will protect Steiner in the title match.
GLACIER HYPE VIDEO.
TO THE BACK. Norman was watching the promo and dances over Glacier coming back. Gene is with Shane Douglas. Shane wants a tag match against the MIA on Thunder. His partners are Kronik.
TO THE MAN SHOW. Bill helped the guys celebrate Hanukkah.
TO THE BACK. Flair is on the phone with someone. Mike Awesome is throwing shit in the back. Filthy Animals try to calm him down, but he doesn't want to hear it. It is announced that WCW will be off the air for the next two weeks.
Alex Wright vs The Cat
Cat wants a dance off. Then he gets a fat ass chant directed at Mark Madden going. He's always all over Madden. You'd think he was a WWE face. Alex is very aggressive. Cat wins with the Feliner.
TO THE BACK. A limo arrives. It's the NBT. Steiner destroys the cruiserweight division.
The NBT come to the ring. Sanders was clearly told to go out and eat some time up. He says the Perfect Event were cheated last night. He's about to announce the number one contenders for the tag titles when Ric Flair comes out. There will be a tag battle royal and the winners will face the Insiders at Sin.
Goldberg vs Buff Bagwell
Buff's new hair style just draws more attention to the balding and receding. Lex was hiding behind the apron and attacks Bill with a chair. Lex also took the ref out. Sarge hits the ring to make a save and gets hit with a chair. Sarge is so short. Goldberg is now 32-0. I swear he was 28-0 the night before.
Jeff Jarrett vs Lance Storm Number One Contenders Match
They have a pretty straight wrestling match. Lance hurts his knee on a plancha and Jeff puts on the figure four. Something must have gone long because they are really rushing through this. Jeff gets to the ropes from the Maple Leaf. Stroke. Jeff wins completely clean. How weird. After the match, Steiner comes to the ring. He calls out Flair and the mystery man.
TO THE BACK. Steiner grabs Jimmy Hart and drags him to Flair's office. Flair wasn't in there. A guy in a straight jacket and mask fights with Steiner to end the show. Now, this was Robbie Rage in the mask. It was supposed to be Rick Steiner, but no one called Rick to let him know he was needed on the show. It's like the opposite of Dustin Rhodes at Starrcade. The next Nitro is on January 8th, which is the go home Nitro to the PPV, so Rick won't be on TV to sell this angle until then since WCW forgot to tell him he was booked.
This show really is WCW to the core. Almost everything after Steiner's promo was booked on the fly since Sid, DDP, and Nash walked out. Sting and Booker were out injured, so the only top guys left were Steiner and Goldberg and they weren't in an angle with each other. Then, WCW has this big mystery man and they forget to tell the guy they want to show up to work, so they have to have a big work around that can't be fixed for 3 weeks. And then they have 2 shows to build up their PPV. And even earlier in the day, DDP and Mark Madden had a confrontation over Madden's disparaging remarks about DDP on TV that got Kim involved on the phone. DDP tried to bury the hatchet, but Madden made an ass of himself and I believe this would be his last set of shows.
The best part of all of this is that none of the wrestlers got punished at all. 3 main eventers walk out on a show, 2 DURING the show, 2 get into a fight, and the only one to get any kind of punishment is Mark Madden. None of that shit would have flown in Vince's company. WCW is clearly a runaway train at the point. There is no control in the back or on screen of anything going on. This Nitro was one of the lowest rated shows ever. They also posted a $64 million loss for the year.
Empyrean Heaven
Member
Well, I think that basically confirms the finish to the Punk/Cena match.
Punk hits the GTS on Cena, covers, 1...2....lights go out.
*BONG*
Lights come back on, and there's Undertaker outside the ring. He throat cuts at Punk, and Punk turns around...into an AA. Cena covers, 1...2...3.
Thus, we now have Punk/Taker at Mania 29, as scheduled.
Punk hits the GTS on Cena, covers, 1...2....lights go out.
*BONG*
Lights come back on, and there's Undertaker outside the ring. He throat cuts at Punk, and Punk turns around...into an AA. Cena covers, 1...2...3.
Thus, we now have Punk/Taker at Mania 29, as scheduled.
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