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Keyser Soze
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IC_Champion
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She lives in NY now?
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
who's this guy? is he another wrestler? he looks like a business man
who's the fellow with the american flag?
Dark Ninja
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bean breath
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I see ribcage 
Hot!
Hot!
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WCW Thunder 10/18/2000
This is the last show of the Australian tour. It's also the first night that Nitro and Thunder were taped together. This recording is only about an hour, so a lot of stuff was cut out I guess.
Boogie Knights vs Harris Brothers
I believe this starts about about a half hour into the show. Apparently earlier in the night, Goldberg took out one of the bros. The other one shows up for some twin magic, then elbow drops and stomps the duck before throwing it into the crowd. They do a terribly awkward double Boston crab to Disqo. Disqo had another duck hidden on the ring and pins one of bros after using it.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Team Canada. There is a match tonight called the Countdown to Armageddon Match where pretty much the whole roster is involved and the winner gets a title shot the night after Halloween Havoc. The rules weren't explained on Nitro and if they were on this show, it was during the part that is missing. Paula asks Steiner about the match. He wants to fuck her.
Elix Skipper vs Goldberg
Prime Time shit talks and Goldberg shows up behind him. Prime Time got murderized. He's going to kill Kronik next.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Jeff. Jeff/Steiner vs Konnan/Kidman tonight. He's going to retire Sting at HH.
Kidman/Konnan vs Steiner/Jeff Jarrett
Fuck Konnan. Steiner is now billed just as Big Poppa Pump, much like Shane Douglas is just The Franchise now. Fuck this shit. This guy went to the trouble of only taping half the show and he taped the half with the Harris Brothers and Konnan? Torrie drags Tygress to the back by her injured neck, Jeff hits Konnan with a guitar, Steiner makes Kidman tap out to the Recliner.
TO THE BACK. Goldberg paces. A limo has arrived. It's Ric Flair! Madden will talk to him later. Paula is with Booker. Booker and Sting will compete for the tag titles tonight.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Tony talked with the newest addition to the roster, Sam Greco. "You're one of of the world's most premiere athletes. Why would you want to come here?" Sam has that smushed up fighter face. I don't think he even had a real match in WCW.
TO THE BACK. Nash is with the NBT. They harmonize and sing I Want It That Way. Seems that Sanders lost to Rey earlier in the night and is told to make sure they don't lose the tag titles.
NBT vs Booker T/Sting WCW Tag Team Championships
They try the double hip toss from the floor to the ring on Sting. It didn't quite work out as well as it did against cruisers. He barely made it over the ropes.
Sanders botches the finish, so O'Haire kicks out of the Book End. He rings the bell, so the champs retain. Another 3 minute match with no finish.
TO THE BACK. Kronik head to the arena.
Kronik vs Perfect Event
Why is this match happening? Kronik are now heels and the hired guns of Mike Sanders. Why would he book them against two of his bros? Kronik pin Chuck with High Times in about 2 minutes. Goldberg runs out, but is taken down with a chair. High Times to Goldberg. He recovers and spears Meat.
TO THE BACK. Ric Flair struts to the arena.
Mark Madden talks with Ric Flair in the ring. Not sure why Ric is even allowed back at shows. He is retired and fired. He came to Australia to fuck bitches. Also, he's a guest of the Australian government and is there to bring his son home. David comes out in a doctor coat.
Ric calls him a carrot. He then proposes that he and David fuck all 30,000 women at the show together. That's kind of creepy. David doesn't want Ric's help, so Ric leaves. Madden is disgusted at the treatment of Ric and leaves the interview. David then attacks and tries to draw his blood. Now, during the ENTIRE Russo vs Flair feud, Madden shit all over Ric constantly. Even when Flair wasn't on screen. But now he's back to "great champion/wrestler ever" stuff and walks out of an interview because David didn't want to talk to his dad? That was his line? Madden called Ric Flair a dead beat dad and child abuser on TV each week, cheered when David hit him with the statue of liberty, cheered when Russo retired him. But this, this was just too much for him. FUCK MARK MADDEN.
Countdown To Armageddon
This is a straight up Royal Rumble match. 30 man over the top battle royal with a new entrant every 30 seconds. Not even trying to hide it. Cat and Sanders start out. Stasiak is out next. The winner gets a title shot the night after Havoc. Both Booker and Steiner are in it, too. So, if one of them win and win or retain at the PPV, does that mean no one gets a title shot? This doesn't even have an on screen countdown or clock. It's Penzer doing a countdown at 5 seconds. 10 guys in and no eliminations yet. Nash comes out and they go to break. Hopefully he get goes 1994 Diesel in this shit. A bunch of dudes go out in a row, but not all from Nash. There should have been probably 3 entries during the break. Meat eliminates Chuck with a punch from the middle of the ring. Meat gets out when Nash looks at him. This is like 1994. Just Nash waiting for dudes to come in. This is the worst Royal Rumble ever. Most of the eliminations weren't event mentioned by the commentators. This reminds Stevie of a kung fu movie. Steiner came out on his own. Nash got eliminated. Sting and Jeff went out together. Booker and Steiner went out together. All of the stars are out.
Well, there weren't 30. Goldberg came out, but he wasn't allowed to be in the match. The NBT eliminate each other on accident. Goldberg eliminates Kronik. Mike Awesome wins. He'll get the title shot. What a shitty Rumble. 30 second intervals, mostly filled with jobbers, the ring getting filled up with 10 guys and then having them all eliminated within 10 seconds, the cameras not catching most of them, the announcers not calling most of them. Terrible. It wasn't even 30 guys. It was 29. Either someone can't count or wasn't paying attention. My guess is it probably went something like "Kronik will come out at 28. 28 + 2 = 30" without considering that they would actually be the 28th and 29th entrants. If you guys thought the Rumble sucked this year, you should watch this.
1. Sanders
2. Cat
3. Stasiak
4. Palumbo
5. Disqo
6. Alex Wright
7. Crowbar
8. Ron Harris
9. Don Harris
10. Jim Duggan
11. Lt. Loco
12. Kevin Nash
13. David Flair
14. Cpl. Cajun
15. Kwee Wee
16. Rey Mysterio Jr.
17. Booker T.
18. Mike Awesome
19. Sting
20. Jeff Jarrett
21. Scott Steiner
22. Kidman
23. Lance Storm
24. Big Vito
25. Sean O'Haire
26. Mark Jindrak
27. Konnan FUCK KONNAN
28. Kronik
WCW Thunder 10/18/2000
This is the last show of the Australian tour. It's also the first night that Nitro and Thunder were taped together. This recording is only about an hour, so a lot of stuff was cut out I guess.
Boogie Knights vs Harris Brothers
I believe this starts about about a half hour into the show. Apparently earlier in the night, Goldberg took out one of the bros. The other one shows up for some twin magic, then elbow drops and stomps the duck before throwing it into the crowd. They do a terribly awkward double Boston crab to Disqo. Disqo had another duck hidden on the ring and pins one of bros after using it.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Team Canada. There is a match tonight called the Countdown to Armageddon Match where pretty much the whole roster is involved and the winner gets a title shot the night after Halloween Havoc. The rules weren't explained on Nitro and if they were on this show, it was during the part that is missing. Paula asks Steiner about the match. He wants to fuck her.
Elix Skipper vs Goldberg
Prime Time shit talks and Goldberg shows up behind him. Prime Time got murderized. He's going to kill Kronik next.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Jeff. Jeff/Steiner vs Konnan/Kidman tonight. He's going to retire Sting at HH.
Kidman/Konnan vs Steiner/Jeff Jarrett
Fuck Konnan. Steiner is now billed just as Big Poppa Pump, much like Shane Douglas is just The Franchise now. Fuck this shit. This guy went to the trouble of only taping half the show and he taped the half with the Harris Brothers and Konnan? Torrie drags Tygress to the back by her injured neck, Jeff hits Konnan with a guitar, Steiner makes Kidman tap out to the Recliner.
TO THE BACK. Goldberg paces. A limo has arrived. It's Ric Flair! Madden will talk to him later. Paula is with Booker. Booker and Sting will compete for the tag titles tonight.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Tony talked with the newest addition to the roster, Sam Greco. "You're one of of the world's most premiere athletes. Why would you want to come here?" Sam has that smushed up fighter face. I don't think he even had a real match in WCW.
TO THE BACK. Nash is with the NBT. They harmonize and sing I Want It That Way. Seems that Sanders lost to Rey earlier in the night and is told to make sure they don't lose the tag titles.
NBT vs Booker T/Sting WCW Tag Team Championships
They try the double hip toss from the floor to the ring on Sting. It didn't quite work out as well as it did against cruisers. He barely made it over the ropes.
Sanders botches the finish, so O'Haire kicks out of the Book End. He rings the bell, so the champs retain. Another 3 minute match with no finish.
TO THE BACK. Kronik head to the arena.
Kronik vs Perfect Event
Why is this match happening? Kronik are now heels and the hired guns of Mike Sanders. Why would he book them against two of his bros? Kronik pin Chuck with High Times in about 2 minutes. Goldberg runs out, but is taken down with a chair. High Times to Goldberg. He recovers and spears Meat.
TO THE BACK. Ric Flair struts to the arena.
Mark Madden talks with Ric Flair in the ring. Not sure why Ric is even allowed back at shows. He is retired and fired. He came to Australia to fuck bitches. Also, he's a guest of the Australian government and is there to bring his son home. David comes out in a doctor coat.
Ric calls him a carrot. He then proposes that he and David fuck all 30,000 women at the show together. That's kind of creepy. David doesn't want Ric's help, so Ric leaves. Madden is disgusted at the treatment of Ric and leaves the interview. David then attacks and tries to draw his blood. Now, during the ENTIRE Russo vs Flair feud, Madden shit all over Ric constantly. Even when Flair wasn't on screen. But now he's back to "great champion/wrestler ever" stuff and walks out of an interview because David didn't want to talk to his dad? That was his line? Madden called Ric Flair a dead beat dad and child abuser on TV each week, cheered when David hit him with the statue of liberty, cheered when Russo retired him. But this, this was just too much for him. FUCK MARK MADDEN.
Countdown To Armageddon
This is a straight up Royal Rumble match. 30 man over the top battle royal with a new entrant every 30 seconds. Not even trying to hide it. Cat and Sanders start out. Stasiak is out next. The winner gets a title shot the night after Havoc. Both Booker and Steiner are in it, too. So, if one of them win and win or retain at the PPV, does that mean no one gets a title shot? This doesn't even have an on screen countdown or clock. It's Penzer doing a countdown at 5 seconds. 10 guys in and no eliminations yet. Nash comes out and they go to break. Hopefully he get goes 1994 Diesel in this shit. A bunch of dudes go out in a row, but not all from Nash. There should have been probably 3 entries during the break. Meat eliminates Chuck with a punch from the middle of the ring. Meat gets out when Nash looks at him. This is like 1994. Just Nash waiting for dudes to come in. This is the worst Royal Rumble ever. Most of the eliminations weren't event mentioned by the commentators. This reminds Stevie of a kung fu movie. Steiner came out on his own. Nash got eliminated. Sting and Jeff went out together. Booker and Steiner went out together. All of the stars are out.
Well, there weren't 30. Goldberg came out, but he wasn't allowed to be in the match. The NBT eliminate each other on accident. Goldberg eliminates Kronik. Mike Awesome wins. He'll get the title shot. What a shitty Rumble. 30 second intervals, mostly filled with jobbers, the ring getting filled up with 10 guys and then having them all eliminated within 10 seconds, the cameras not catching most of them, the announcers not calling most of them. Terrible. It wasn't even 30 guys. It was 29. Either someone can't count or wasn't paying attention. My guess is it probably went something like "Kronik will come out at 28. 28 + 2 = 30" without considering that they would actually be the 28th and 29th entrants. If you guys thought the Rumble sucked this year, you should watch this.
1. Sanders
2. Cat
3. Stasiak
4. Palumbo
5. Disqo
6. Alex Wright
7. Crowbar
8. Ron Harris
9. Don Harris
10. Jim Duggan
11. Lt. Loco
12. Kevin Nash
13. David Flair
14. Cpl. Cajun
15. Kwee Wee
16. Rey Mysterio Jr.
17. Booker T.
18. Mike Awesome
19. Sting
20. Jeff Jarrett
21. Scott Steiner
22. Kidman
23. Lance Storm
24. Big Vito
25. Sean O'Haire
26. Mark Jindrak
27. Konnan FUCK KONNAN
28. Kronik
IC_Champion
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i think he is that Iwata laughs guy. im not sure. im somewhat new to the nintedo scene.
UberTag
Member
On the contrary.
You're Vince's dream audience.
Especially if they also chanted WHAT incessantly during promos and went apeshit for Sheamus, Ryback and Cena. (And sat on your hands and played with your smartphones during every other match.)
You will now get booked for 6 dates a year. Half of which will feature Hornswoggle in the main event.
Mr. Enigma
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piratepwnsninja
Member
Oh they cheered for Sheamus and Orton. I tried to start an Ambrose and 3MB chant at the appropriate times. That didn't work.
Phoenixazure
Member
go along with the chants
Don't be afraid to yell at that jackass in front of you to put his god damned sign down so you can see the match because the camera isn't even pointed in your direction anyway and what is his damn problem bringing two poster-sized boards taped together the selfish bastard then when he's not looking throw beer in his crotch so you can finally enjoy yourself while he's cleaning himself off in the bathroom before security escorts you out no I'm not still bitter.
Chant "Let's go Cena!" and then quickly chant it again before anyone can yell "Cena sucks!"
Go into mark mode and just have fun interacting with the show. It's a completely different experience than watching at home.
UberTag
Member
If you're on the camera side of the arena, make a giant WrassleGAF Wants More Cena sign and make sure it's featured prominently on screen with a recognizable GAF logo on it.
(A 'WrassleGAF Loves Bo Dallas' sign would also be acceptable.)
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Deleted member 47027
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Is it time for NJPW:? I'm falling asleep aaarrrgghhhhh
LiquidSolid
Member
20 minutes.
British Monsoon
Member
Indeed it is! Hopefully the show'll be great - waking up at 5:30 AM to watch a PPV is a real pain x_x.
New Japan Pro-Wrestling, "THE NEW BEGINNING", 2013.02.10
Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/njpw1972 - $25
15:00 JST | 06:00 GMT | 01:00 EST | 10:00 PST
- 1. Ten Man Tag: Yuji Nagata, Manabu Nakanishi, Tama Tonga, Jushin Thunder Liger & Tiger Mask vs. Toru Yano, Takashi Iizuka, Tomohiro Ishii, YOSHI-HASHI & Jado
- 2. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Title: Time Splitters (Alex Shelley & KUSHIDA) (c) vs. Forever Hooligans (Rocky Romero & Alex Koslov)
- 3. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Title: Prince Devitt (c) vs. Ryusuke Taguchi
- 4. IWGP Tag Team Title: Killer Elite Squad (Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr) (c) vs. TenKoji (Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Satoshi Kojima)
- 5. Special Singles Match: Togi Makabe vs. Yujiro Takahashi
- 6. Special Tag Match: Hirooki Goto & Wataru Inoue vs. Laughter7 (Kazushi Sakuraba & Katsuyori Shibata)
- 7. Special Singles Match: Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kengo Mashimo
- 8. Special Singles Match: Kazuchika Okada vs. Minoru Suzuki
- 9. IWGP Heavyweight Title: Hiroshi Tanahashi (c) vs. Karl Anderson
LiquidSolid
Member
7PM here
Time zones screw me over so often (WWE PPVs are always Monday afternoon, when I'm busy), so I'm loving having a promotion I can watch live at a decent time.Hilarious story from Tumblr about a guy's young sister's wrestling experience.
"Ive mentioned a few times before, but for whatever unearthly reason, my 8-year-old sister has become a fangirl of two wrestlers in particular: Sheamus and Kane (Alberto Del Rio blew her a kiss on friday, so we can probably call him number 3 at this point, slipping Randy down to 4 and Daniel Bryan down to 5). The first is somewhat acceptable, considering he seems idk, approachable and child-friendly. But her fangirl feels where Kane is concerned are confusing.
Anyways, Smackdown in Jacksonville: Kane has a match with Big Show. Ellie hates Big Show. Not like a I rather dislike you, sir kind of hate, but a Hide my eyes and let me cry for my mommy kind of hate. When you hit Sheamus multiple times with a steel chair small children hate you. Anywho, the match starts. Now, Ive already tried to explain to the people next to us that Ellie is a fangirl where Kane is concerned. They accepted it and moved on, but i think they were just kinda like meh, shes 8, whatevs.
Final result of the match is that Kane lost. When Kane lost (and pardon my language for this), but Ellie literally LOST.HER.SHIT. She cried for a good 5 minutes. Full-on sobbing. She blamed everyone from Big Show for being a meanie, Daniel Bryan for being distracting, Mark Henry because, according to Ellie, everyones scared of him and Kane didnt know if he was going to attack him too, and finally Booker T for making the match Like a big jerk.
The mother-son next to us (hi son, if youre here. I felt like you mightve been a tumblr person) were kind of surprised at how horribly she was taking it. We tried to perk her up a bit, but it took some time before she was able to function again. I think me and the son were more humored at the fact that this the same guy who set people on fire and junk when we were younger (Oh, PG-13 days i miss thee to an extent).
Yes, this is my 8-year-old sister. No, shes not losing it when Justin Bieber gets a new girlfriend or T-Swizzle starts dating a new person in One Direction or re-dating them or whatever. Shes losing it when her favorite wrestler doesnt win his match. And COMPLETELY losing it.
If anyone meets Kane, tell him hes got an 8 year old fangirl who flips her lid when he loses. He might appreciate it. "
"Ive mentioned a few times before, but for whatever unearthly reason, my 8-year-old sister has become a fangirl of two wrestlers in particular: Sheamus and Kane (Alberto Del Rio blew her a kiss on friday, so we can probably call him number 3 at this point, slipping Randy down to 4 and Daniel Bryan down to 5). The first is somewhat acceptable, considering he seems idk, approachable and child-friendly. But her fangirl feels where Kane is concerned are confusing.
Anyways, Smackdown in Jacksonville: Kane has a match with Big Show. Ellie hates Big Show. Not like a I rather dislike you, sir kind of hate, but a Hide my eyes and let me cry for my mommy kind of hate. When you hit Sheamus multiple times with a steel chair small children hate you. Anywho, the match starts. Now, Ive already tried to explain to the people next to us that Ellie is a fangirl where Kane is concerned. They accepted it and moved on, but i think they were just kinda like meh, shes 8, whatevs.
Final result of the match is that Kane lost. When Kane lost (and pardon my language for this), but Ellie literally LOST.HER.SHIT. She cried for a good 5 minutes. Full-on sobbing. She blamed everyone from Big Show for being a meanie, Daniel Bryan for being distracting, Mark Henry because, according to Ellie, everyones scared of him and Kane didnt know if he was going to attack him too, and finally Booker T for making the match Like a big jerk.
The mother-son next to us (hi son, if youre here. I felt like you mightve been a tumblr person) were kind of surprised at how horribly she was taking it. We tried to perk her up a bit, but it took some time before she was able to function again. I think me and the son were more humored at the fact that this the same guy who set people on fire and junk when we were younger (Oh, PG-13 days i miss thee to an extent).
Yes, this is my 8-year-old sister. No, shes not losing it when Justin Bieber gets a new girlfriend or T-Swizzle starts dating a new person in One Direction or re-dating them or whatever. Shes losing it when her favorite wrestler doesnt win his match. And COMPLETELY losing it.
If anyone meets Kane, tell him hes got an 8 year old fangirl who flips her lid when he loses. He might appreciate it. "
British Monsoon
Member
New Japan: The New Beginning is live! Random 10 man tag up first.
Professor Beef
Banned
What does he have to be grateful for?
British Monsoon
Member
IWGP Jr. Tag Title Match up next! Time Splitters (c) vs Forever Hooligans.
Getting paid more than most wrestlers, despite being a pretty awful wrestler.
But, hey, if he's so dissatisfied, perhaps he can quit and go back to working those no-name NYC indys that don't even release on DVD?
Getting paid more than most wrestlers, despite being a pretty awful wrestler.
But, hey, if he's so dissatisfied, perhaps he can quit and go back to working those no-name NYC indys that don't even release on DVD?
He got more of a push than Funaki ever did?
IC_Champion
Member
Enjoy.
Thanks!
LiquidSolid
Member
All the merch the WWE makes that he gets a decent amount of the profits of? I seriously doubt his bank account is hurting, so what does he have to complain about? The fact that he isn't a TV star?
Anyway, why on earth did the WWE hire Camacho when his brother is better at everything?
He should be really happy WWE let him get over with a garbage gimmick based on a TV show everyone with a brain hated, and sell a lot of merchandise then let John Cena be the tool that buried him. They could've shoehorned him into any momentum-killing angle but they chose the top guy's angle about bullying to sell anti-bullying t-shirts! That's really cool if you think about it.
They let him be champion for a weekend, took over his youtube show and forced him to end it. Oh and then they hyped up the social bullshit but excluded him in all their "Who has the most fans!" promos.
He shouldn't be so ungrateful.
Considering they mentioned his "bitching" tweets on TV, I believe the intention is for him to be turning heel but they'll soon scrap that and fire him with the roster downsize after Wrestlemania.
Today I learned Camacho is the son of Haku. Weird.
British Monsoon
Member
IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Title Match up next! Prince Devitt defends against his Apollo 55 tag partner Ryusuke Taguchi. Should be a fun match.
Ryder turning heel by bitching on Twitter is about as dumb as Goldberg turning face by refusing to follow the script and complaining about having to be a heel.
Because Tama Tonga is still only alright. he's getting better fast though
British Monsoon
Member
IWGP Tag Title Match is next, with K.E.S. defending against TenKoji. Looking forward to this one, Archer & Smith Jr. have been very impressive these past few months.
Wait, what? Who's reporting this?
I'm pretty sure we're getting Brock/Triple H again. I'd love to see Ryback/Henry though since I know Mark could do a great job putting him over.
jobber
Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
It won't be at Mania. It's suppose to branch off after Ryback/Shield.
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Deleted member 47027
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Missing the NJPW show due to me about ready to fall over. Tried to sleep an hour ago, tossed and turned, tried WWE13's CC again, and I'm having great success. Mascot Rumble is a go.
Wish I was watching NJPW but I'm probably falling asleep any second, again.
Wish I was watching NJPW but I'm probably falling asleep any second, again.
Dave Meltzer
Banned
Ryder should just go to TNA and play the obnoxious smark on Twitter gimmick.
wcw2000.tumblr.com
WCW Monday Nitro 10/23/2000
We're back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR! I wish they ran a Nitro from Russia. Putin vs Goldberg! Think of the ratings! Goldberg vs Drago!
The Perfect Event vs Harris Brothers
Why the fuck would WCW open a show with the Harris Brothers? They did allegedly want people to watch their shows. Palumbo is definitely in my Fave Five. He might be my number 1. Nash would shoot Stasiak if he could. Meat walks away from the tag, leaving Chuck to lose to the H-Bomb. Coach Nash gets in the ring, Shawn bows up to him, so Nash (in his IU hat) chokes him and throws him in the corner. He gave me a good reaction gif, at least. It's been a month since the NBT formed and they already are having problems.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Mike Sanders. He has a kick boxing match for complete control of the WCW Commissionership. He's got a tune up kick boxing match tonight. He hits on Paula and she was clearly into it.
In the ring, Mean Gene has an interview with Booker T. Booker talks about the business. He's got a lot of respect for Scott Steiner the wrestler, but Scott Steiner the man SUCKS. Booker talks like he's been the champion for the past 3 months. He actually said "Since I've been champ these past 3 months".
Steiner comes out and doesn't understand the jive Booker has been saying. "You come out here and say 'save the drama for your mama' cuz she don't know how much the welfare check is, I don't understand that." "Don't hate the player, hate my mama cuz she works on the street corner for $1.95 an hour, I don't understand that." He needs an Ebonics handbook to understand Book. I don't believe for a second that going to Michigan and being from Detroit that Steiner doesn't understand Ebonics. Booker doesn't want to wait so they brawl, but Jeff Jarrett shows up. Then the lights go out and it's Sting! What a surprise. The whole roster empties out to break it up. Awesome gets into it with Steiner.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Steiner. Awesome wants Steiner tonight. Steiner makes crazy lamb sounds.
Mike Sanders vs Jung Dragons Kick Boxing Match
FUCK YOU TONY FOR SETTING MADDEN UP FOR BEING FFFFIIIIRRRREEEDD UPPPP! You fucking cunt. All of you. You're fucking assholes. Sanders put something on his gloves that burns Jamie's eyes. Jamie isn't wearing gloves, though. Jamie is KO'd. Yang is done. Kaz comes in and gets the clinch. Series of knees and a head shot, but Sanders isn't even rocked. Sanders gets the glove on Kaz and kicks him in the head for the win. Leia comes in and kicks him in the junk, but he was wearing a cup. He pours the liquid on it and was going to shove it in her face, but Ms. Jones came out. This distracted him long enough for Cat to show up and kick him in the face.
Kronik come to the ring. Their thing with Goldberg started out as business. But now shit is REAL. Stevie wants to know why Crush always hogs the mic. That's because Wrath is even shittier at talking. It appears that 3 Count have hired them for the night. Shannon for real looks like he put on 15 pounds of muscle from the start of the year. The plan was that 3 Count would play their songs for the rest of the show and Kronik would prevent anyone from stopping it. Kronik didn't want to hear any of those songs so...
Kronik vs 3 Count
What a shitty service Kronik offers. Complete squash. Kronik win.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Nash. "Unlike this company, I don't give up on people too easy." Lol. He's going to show Stasiak some tough love tonight. He also quotes Jesus. Well, Willem Dafoe as Jesus, at least. Nash is declaring war on WCW for firing Scott Hall 2 weeks before his birthday. The Outsider thing isn't a gimmick.
MIA cosplay as Team Canada. You know, like DX did with the Nation. In 1998. Except this isn't funny at all and the fake laughing from the announcers is even worse than Cole and Lawler. Holy fuck, Chavo as Elix is about as offensive as anything you'll see. The only thing to make it more offensive is if he was doing it in black face. He's basically doing an impression of Chris Rock doing an impression of an ignorant black guy. This was awful and painfully unfunny. Hugh says they just took Team Canada's dignity, but I'd argue it wasn't the Canadians that just lost their dignity.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Mike Awesome. Awesome thanks her for the fuck earlier in the day. Doesn't Mike know that women weaken legs?
Shawn Stasiak vs Goldberg
About the Outsiders: "You see Shawn, we exemplified what a tag team was. SHOOT and worked." This is the tough love Nash was talking about. He nor the NBT will help Stasiak in this match. Why Goldberg would be okay to work with Nash to prove his point for him is kind of weird. Spear. Jackhammer. Pin. 12-0. I must have missed a few. On the last Nitro, he was 7-0. Then by Thunder, he was 11-0.
Alex Wright vs Kidman vs Mark Jindrak
BK vs NBT vs Filthy Animals has been signed for Halloween Havoc. Disco makes an announcement that he and Alex are going to get to the bottom of who let the dogs out where they are at. Wrestling and topical puns. Kidman is back as a full member of the Animals. Remember before the reboot he was set to be the next big face star of WCW? And then they turned him heel and had an awful feud with Hogan? And then he became a creeper over his ex girlfriend who dumped him for being a prick? And now he's back in the same shitty stable he was a year ago doing tag matches? I do. Super hip toss to Billy. Kid Krusher on Alex Wright for the win. All 3 teams brawl after the match.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Huggy Bear Crowbar. Jimmy Hart stops the interview to tell Crowbar he's been booked. Hey, remember when Daffney and her new boyfriend Ozzy went to Australia ahead of time and Crowbar was all sad about it? And then Crowbar turned into a 70s gimmick and Daffney and Ozzy weren't on TV or mentioned once for the whole two weeks of the Australian tour? I do.
A recap of a very special episode of Maury.
Crowbar vs Vampiro
FUCKING TONY! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CROWBAR GETTING FIRED UP? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU, FUCK MARK MADDEN, FUCK WCW, FUCK TOMMY RICH. Vamp has nunchucks and is now wearing stupid Hot Topic leather pants with zippers and suspender things that dangle and seem really stupid for a wrestling match. He looks like he put on some muscle in the few weeks he was gone. He also is wearing MMA gloves. Madden some how no sold a fired up reference. Vamp eats a gourdbuster on the steps. "That could have blew a knee cap right off his leg!" Super belly to belly. Crowbar literally went from one corner to the other. Vamp hits a full on Van Daminator, but Crowbar gets his foot on the rope. They brawl out to the Nitro Girls cages where Vamps druids bring out a stack of tables. Vamp chokeslams Crowbar through the tables off the little stage. The ref calls for the bell. Vamp gives a math lesson and says this was Mike Awesome's fault. Vamp said he has had 2 months to think about when Awesome powerbombed him. No, he had about 35 days. That's not two months. He failed his own math lesson. He challenges Mike to a match at Havoc. This was for sure the best TV match in months.
Konnan vs Shane Douglas
Shane has suffered another arm injury and can't wrestle tonight. Madden says he broke every bone in his body and had them all removed. What the fuck, Konnan offers to give Torrie a facial. Since it is WCW, I can't tell if he was talking about jizzing on her face or making fun of her acne problems. Shane attacks with his injured arm, so the match is on. Konnan was going to let it go since Shane's injury was legit. Torrie gets the chain out, Shane uses it and then hits the Franchiser with his hurt arm for the win. YAK fight after the match.
Scott Steiner vs Mike Awesome
Yokozuna died earlier that day. WHAT THE FUCK SCOTT STEINER COMES OUT WITH A TIGER. Fuck Teddy Hart and his house cats. Scott Steiner comes out with a god damn tiger.
Booker comes out on color. They took the tiger to the back. They should have left it out there and sent it after people who tried to interfere. Harlem Heat on commentary is like watching The Wire. Pipe shot. Super Samoan Drop only gets 2. Recliner gets the win. For real tho, Scott Steiner had a god damn tiger.
WCW Monday Nitro 10/23/2000
We're back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR! I wish they ran a Nitro from Russia. Putin vs Goldberg! Think of the ratings! Goldberg vs Drago!
The Perfect Event vs Harris Brothers
Why the fuck would WCW open a show with the Harris Brothers? They did allegedly want people to watch their shows. Palumbo is definitely in my Fave Five. He might be my number 1. Nash would shoot Stasiak if he could. Meat walks away from the tag, leaving Chuck to lose to the H-Bomb. Coach Nash gets in the ring, Shawn bows up to him, so Nash (in his IU hat) chokes him and throws him in the corner. He gave me a good reaction gif, at least. It's been a month since the NBT formed and they already are having problems.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Mike Sanders. He has a kick boxing match for complete control of the WCW Commissionership. He's got a tune up kick boxing match tonight. He hits on Paula and she was clearly into it.
In the ring, Mean Gene has an interview with Booker T. Booker talks about the business. He's got a lot of respect for Scott Steiner the wrestler, but Scott Steiner the man SUCKS. Booker talks like he's been the champion for the past 3 months. He actually said "Since I've been champ these past 3 months".
Steiner comes out and doesn't understand the jive Booker has been saying. "You come out here and say 'save the drama for your mama' cuz she don't know how much the welfare check is, I don't understand that." "Don't hate the player, hate my mama cuz she works on the street corner for $1.95 an hour, I don't understand that." He needs an Ebonics handbook to understand Book. I don't believe for a second that going to Michigan and being from Detroit that Steiner doesn't understand Ebonics. Booker doesn't want to wait so they brawl, but Jeff Jarrett shows up. Then the lights go out and it's Sting! What a surprise. The whole roster empties out to break it up. Awesome gets into it with Steiner.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Steiner. Awesome wants Steiner tonight. Steiner makes crazy lamb sounds.
Mike Sanders vs Jung Dragons Kick Boxing Match
FUCK YOU TONY FOR SETTING MADDEN UP FOR BEING FFFFIIIIRRRREEEDD UPPPP! You fucking cunt. All of you. You're fucking assholes. Sanders put something on his gloves that burns Jamie's eyes. Jamie isn't wearing gloves, though. Jamie is KO'd. Yang is done. Kaz comes in and gets the clinch. Series of knees and a head shot, but Sanders isn't even rocked. Sanders gets the glove on Kaz and kicks him in the head for the win. Leia comes in and kicks him in the junk, but he was wearing a cup. He pours the liquid on it and was going to shove it in her face, but Ms. Jones came out. This distracted him long enough for Cat to show up and kick him in the face.
Kronik come to the ring. Their thing with Goldberg started out as business. But now shit is REAL. Stevie wants to know why Crush always hogs the mic. That's because Wrath is even shittier at talking. It appears that 3 Count have hired them for the night. Shannon for real looks like he put on 15 pounds of muscle from the start of the year. The plan was that 3 Count would play their songs for the rest of the show and Kronik would prevent anyone from stopping it. Kronik didn't want to hear any of those songs so...
Kronik vs 3 Count
What a shitty service Kronik offers. Complete squash. Kronik win.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Nash. "Unlike this company, I don't give up on people too easy." Lol. He's going to show Stasiak some tough love tonight. He also quotes Jesus. Well, Willem Dafoe as Jesus, at least. Nash is declaring war on WCW for firing Scott Hall 2 weeks before his birthday. The Outsider thing isn't a gimmick.
MIA cosplay as Team Canada. You know, like DX did with the Nation. In 1998. Except this isn't funny at all and the fake laughing from the announcers is even worse than Cole and Lawler. Holy fuck, Chavo as Elix is about as offensive as anything you'll see. The only thing to make it more offensive is if he was doing it in black face. He's basically doing an impression of Chris Rock doing an impression of an ignorant black guy. This was awful and painfully unfunny. Hugh says they just took Team Canada's dignity, but I'd argue it wasn't the Canadians that just lost their dignity.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Mike Awesome. Awesome thanks her for the fuck earlier in the day. Doesn't Mike know that women weaken legs?
Shawn Stasiak vs Goldberg
About the Outsiders: "You see Shawn, we exemplified what a tag team was. SHOOT and worked." This is the tough love Nash was talking about. He nor the NBT will help Stasiak in this match. Why Goldberg would be okay to work with Nash to prove his point for him is kind of weird. Spear. Jackhammer. Pin. 12-0. I must have missed a few. On the last Nitro, he was 7-0. Then by Thunder, he was 11-0.
Alex Wright vs Kidman vs Mark Jindrak
BK vs NBT vs Filthy Animals has been signed for Halloween Havoc. Disco makes an announcement that he and Alex are going to get to the bottom of who let the dogs out where they are at. Wrestling and topical puns. Kidman is back as a full member of the Animals. Remember before the reboot he was set to be the next big face star of WCW? And then they turned him heel and had an awful feud with Hogan? And then he became a creeper over his ex girlfriend who dumped him for being a prick? And now he's back in the same shitty stable he was a year ago doing tag matches? I do. Super hip toss to Billy. Kid Krusher on Alex Wright for the win. All 3 teams brawl after the match.
TO THE BACK. Paula is with Huggy Bear Crowbar. Jimmy Hart stops the interview to tell Crowbar he's been booked. Hey, remember when Daffney and her new boyfriend Ozzy went to Australia ahead of time and Crowbar was all sad about it? And then Crowbar turned into a 70s gimmick and Daffney and Ozzy weren't on TV or mentioned once for the whole two weeks of the Australian tour? I do.
A recap of a very special episode of Maury.
Crowbar vs Vampiro
FUCKING TONY! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CROWBAR GETTING FIRED UP? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU, FUCK MARK MADDEN, FUCK WCW, FUCK TOMMY RICH. Vamp has nunchucks and is now wearing stupid Hot Topic leather pants with zippers and suspender things that dangle and seem really stupid for a wrestling match. He looks like he put on some muscle in the few weeks he was gone. He also is wearing MMA gloves. Madden some how no sold a fired up reference. Vamp eats a gourdbuster on the steps. "That could have blew a knee cap right off his leg!" Super belly to belly. Crowbar literally went from one corner to the other. Vamp hits a full on Van Daminator, but Crowbar gets his foot on the rope. They brawl out to the Nitro Girls cages where Vamps druids bring out a stack of tables. Vamp chokeslams Crowbar through the tables off the little stage. The ref calls for the bell. Vamp gives a math lesson and says this was Mike Awesome's fault. Vamp said he has had 2 months to think about when Awesome powerbombed him. No, he had about 35 days. That's not two months. He failed his own math lesson. He challenges Mike to a match at Havoc. This was for sure the best TV match in months.
Konnan vs Shane Douglas
Shane has suffered another arm injury and can't wrestle tonight. Madden says he broke every bone in his body and had them all removed. What the fuck, Konnan offers to give Torrie a facial. Since it is WCW, I can't tell if he was talking about jizzing on her face or making fun of her acne problems. Shane attacks with his injured arm, so the match is on. Konnan was going to let it go since Shane's injury was legit. Torrie gets the chain out, Shane uses it and then hits the Franchiser with his hurt arm for the win. YAK fight after the match.
Scott Steiner vs Mike Awesome
Yokozuna died earlier that day. WHAT THE FUCK SCOTT STEINER COMES OUT WITH A TIGER. Fuck Teddy Hart and his house cats. Scott Steiner comes out with a god damn tiger.
Booker comes out on color. They took the tiger to the back. They should have left it out there and sent it after people who tried to interfere. Harlem Heat on commentary is like watching The Wire. Pipe shot. Super Samoan Drop only gets 2. Recliner gets the win. For real tho, Scott Steiner had a god damn tiger.
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