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Banned
Everyone loosing their mind over the slingblade was great
So..
Rusev's mic skills > Roman Reigns mic skills
What did they do to Reigns? He used to not be this bad. Those acting classes he took when he was "injured" must have been taught by Paris Hilton.
Meanwhile on Lucha Underground:
Alberto cut his typical free of WWE promo and got attacked by the former AAA champion.
This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.
This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.
Just got off the phone with my cousins second uncle. He said the main roster is going to outdue NXT at fastlane
i thought it was Bayley's night, still happy for the #BOSS
This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.
That was a good show ya'll.
The basket is on its way.
Bayley can chase Sasha for it now.
This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.
Man Sin Cara and Kalisto with the early botches in this match vs the Dubstep Express. I expected it from Sin Cara but first I recall Kalisto getting in on the act.
I'm glad she didn't have the 'hug it out' moment with Charlotte as well.Sasha is only the third women's champion. When she won it she looked she wanted to cry, but she didn't because she's a heel. That title fucking matters. And that's awesome.
This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I can't think of anyone in the WWE Universe that has more mainstream crossover appeal than John Cena.
I can't think of anyone in the WWE Universe that has more mainstream crossover appeal than John Cena.
I can't think of anyone in the WWE Universe that has more mainstream crossover appeal than John Cena.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Alright look Daniel Bryan fans, accept it right now. Accept it right now. On this very day that Daniel Bryan will not be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Please accept it right now. I don't wanna hear you crying after Fast Lane when Roman Reigns beats him. I don't wanna hear you crying "I'm gonna make an online petition, I might make an online petition because I'm very upset". I don't wanna hear none of that bullshit. I just want you to accept it.
Now don't get me wrong I like Daniel Bryan, great wrestler puts on good matches, I wish he'd be the champion again. I wish he going to Mania to fight Brock Lesnar, I think it's a great story. Right? Guy gets injured, NEVER really loses the title and then comes back wins the rumble goes on to face Lesnar the beast Brock Lesnar. The ultimate underdog versus the ultimate just bthis dude'll crush anybody he beats anybody. How can Daniel Bryan possibly overcome him!? Oh no, but that's not gonna happen that story will not be told. I'M SORRY. EHHHH, EHHHH. WHHYYYY!? WHY!?? Don't get me wrong, I'm upset too. Oh my god that would be a great story, but we're not gonna witness it, it's not gonna happen and I want you to accept it now.
You should've accepted it before the Royal Rumble. I KNEW Roman Reigns was gonna win, I told you this and you motherfuckers were still on here, "no, no, no I think the fans changed their mind." You think Vince McMahon gives a fuck what you think? You think Vince McMahon cares? He'll be dead soon. He wants Roman Reigns to be the fucking GUY and that's who it's gonna be. They been planning this all fucking year. Now I can say they gave you a way last year they gave you a fuck away last year and that was a whole different story. It ain't happening this year.
First off all you ruined everything last year. Batista was gonna win the belt, fucking BATISTA, Guardians of the Galaxy Batista he was go on Summerslam. I would think, right? And face Brock Lesnar, the Beast vs. The Animal, you ruined it, you ruined Vince Mcmahon's ultimate dream of that match.
And now you think, now you think he's gonna once again allow you to ruin Roman Reigns, ALLOW YOU to ruin everything he's built to get here. I mean he ended the fucking STREAK for this he made John Cena look like a BITCH for this. And you think you're gonna ruin it? You think he's gonna give all of that to Br- to Daniel Bryan you understand whoever beats Lesnar that beats the guy who ended the streak beats the guy that dominated John Cena, Brock Lesnar's a bad motherfucker and he's gonna be beat by Roman Reigns. You think they gonna allow Daniel Bryan to take all that?
Come on man it ain't fucking happening, you need to accept it now and I know they got ya'll hyped up now "Oh my god they're gonna fight at Fastlane!" Oh my god they're gonna have a match and whoever wins fights Lesnar. Who do you thinks gonna win that match? Are you this fucking dumb? Do you think they're gonna fucking let Daniel Bryan win that match? NO, all of this is Vince Mcmahon fucking with you that's all it is. Fucking with your emotions don't worry, don't worry will get that belt back one day when the time is right when Vince Mcmahon is ready to give your way to let you celebrate, but not this time, not this time, not THIS Mania. Not this Fastlane, not this Rumble it ain't fucking happening.
Just accept it please, I don't wanna see ya'll on here crying on the 22nd isn't that when the ppv is, crying and shit "Oh why Daniel Bryan deserved it, OH I can't believe it, ohhhhh." Booing and shit I don't even get why they boo Roman Reigns, I like Roman Reigns okay oh he's not the best promo well he'll get better. Okay? OKAY. We'll put him with a manager, there's plenty of solutions. OKAY, guy?
But I agree with you I wouldn't put Roman Reigns in there, I'd put Daniel Bryan but eth-I don't run the place okay, I don't fucking run it. I just watch the shit and I'm telling you right now Roman Reigns will be in the main event against Brock Lesnar. It won't be no triple threat. Dr Duncan on here talking about "It'll be a triple threat" NOO Dr Duncan DRUM alert THAT. It ain't gonna be nothing, it's gonna be Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar. Sting, Triple H and Dolph Ziggler vs Daniel Bryan is probably the opening match. Daniel Bryan will be the opening match, bet on it. BET ON IT.
And you motherfuckers will be upset too, you'll be like "Daniel Bryan's opening match!?? NOT FAIR. He main evented last year!" And you should be happy, you should be happy he got that main event. CM Punk never got his main event be happy for Daniel Bryan they gave Daniel Bryan that main event. Okay? They gave him that they ain't gonna give him it every year. Okay, you getting greedy now you're getting greedy. You want it all, you want it all and I'm hey, I totally understand, it's a great story I get where you're coming from, but Vince Mcmahon is getting his way this year. Accept it, deal with it and quit crying about it cause it isn't is you're wasting your fucking breath because ain't shit gonna change. It's gonna be Roman Reigns shove it down your fucking throat, he's shoving it down Bobo! He's shoving it in your throat and you're gonna have to accept it. Anyway, peace.
It's understandable. A lot of people don't like his look. A lot of people don't like Daniel Bryan's look. I was never a fan of Punk's look.Stop quoting that Cena gif you creeps. Jesus.
And tonight's event was pretty good. I look forward to Balor/Owens, even though Owens has a pretty crummy look. I said it! I mean, I'm half on-board. I just can't ever see being fully into it. Dude's a bit fat, too. Also, I'm seeing comparisons to Vader and hahaha, wasn't Vader a few inches taller and a good one hundred pounds-plus heavier? Way more menacing dude. I'm just saying.
I'm sorry to those I have offended.
Those who have to know where things are going because this is a major event with a lot of publicity that needs to be in place, were told this past week that the Lesnar vs. Reigns match is being changed to a three-way. The reality is, that still could change until the 2/22 show in Memphis, where they have to come up with a finish for Bryan vs. Reigns to build the title match.
Whats notable is that after the Rumble, we were told that Vince McMahon was not considering changing from Lesnar vs. Reigns and that they had already done the three-way and Bryan win last year. But despite what is said publicly, the company often does react to what the crowds dictate, and this case is very similar to 1994, where Lex Luger was groomed to beat Yokozuna, and crowd reaction at the Royal Rumble led to that being changed to Bret Hart.
While this is probably just coincidental, Russo and Lucha Underground are in talks and hes expected in Los Angeles for a meeting this coming week. The public story is that hes going there to interview talent for his podcast, notably Maria Santos, the super attractive ring announcer. But Eric Van Wagenen has been pushing to get Russo in, and even those who think hes not going to get in have said they figure when hes there hes going to make a push for it. Others have questioned it saying besides his track record and hes got no background or knowledge of Mexican wrestling.
A few weeks back I wrote that the idea of Jim Ross doing Lucha Underground was a dead issue. It was at the time but fences have been mended. Ross is not directly involved in the talks, since he pretty much has Barry Bloom do his negotiations for him. Well, its far from the idea there is a deal, but its back alive.
The reason more hasnt come out regarding the May shows with ROH and New Japan because of internal issues regarding costs of the shows. Its also not certain whether any of the shows would be on iPPV. One of them should have been on PPV because I sensed last year a lot more interest in the two shows with New Japan than in the PPVs they did after, even though the PPVs did far more because people still dont trust the iPPV technology or simply wont order it that way. Right now the decisions havent been made regarding how much talent will be used. New Japan wanted to send most of the top stars, like last year, figuring it helps their brand. ROH was looking to cut back to only a few, as a cost saver, but others in the company are still pushing to do it like last year and nothing is yet official. The official announcement may be made on the WrestleMania weekend show as far as who is coming in.
For what its worth, someone saw Undertaker recently and said that he looked 60 and moved like his knees were gone and it was almost shocking.
From one of the top performers, there is no enthusiasm of talent when it comes to booking. The term used is that from above its a We are having fun Goddammit type of speech from Vince, and compared it to forcing POWs to sing and dance and pretend everyone is happy. The bad promos are also a topic of discussion, particularly since the people around who understand the concept of money promos and building anticipation in matches are considered by most in management as old wrestlers and not sports entertainers. The funny part is that at NXT, the head promo coach is Dusty Rhodes, which is why that show has promos that direct into a feud and match more directly. One person noted that the best thing for the company would be to take Lawler off commentary and hire him as the promo coach for the main roster talent. But there is negative in that. First, Lawler probably wouldnt want it. Second, Lawler isnt going to fight the system and the problem is systematic. Also, while Lawler was one of the all-time best at doing promos that build matches, some, like Dusty, can do it and coach it, and Im not sure if Lawler, where it came so easy to him, would coach it as well.