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Fellow Americans, do you realize how much people envy us?

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UrbanRats

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Some things Americans have i envy, some others i don't, but this is true for many other countries in the world, so..
Still, i enjoy your TV shows very much, thank you for those.
 
harley davidson doesn't even mean anything anymore. just a bunch of middleclass men thinking they're bikers with bad 'tudes.

You just don't know real bikers if you say that shit. They're still the true American Classic. An Icon.


Fitting that they would pick a true bike icon for their subversive photograph and not a pastiche of faux masculinity, to be honest.

You used the word pastiche. You know nothing about iron.
 
Yes, I'm sure that Australia is very bitter that they never fought for independence and are not a superpower.

Let's check.

Oh no wait, seems they don't care.

We get to be in the commonwealth games, and a letter from the queen once we reach 100. You jelly America?

You won't have to worry about being shot if you buy a bigger gun!
Sounds like good logic to me!

90% of australia is uninhabitable desert.

Nope.

Most of that desert is full of minerals that are making us rich, but we've also got tropical rainforests, bushland, forests, snowy mountains. Baby, we've got it aaaall.
 
That's when I realized that, more likely, he didn't hate America. He probably loves America and desperately wants to be a part of it. And every time he sees America do shitty things, it probably hurts. Not from anger, but from disappointment. We have everything he wants. He loves us. Why do we treat the rest of the world -- and, by extension, him -- so badly?

I think this is very true, at least from a personal perspective. Your country has done such amazing things, you were the bannermen of integrity and honesty. It used to be that everybody had a fair chance of making it, and everybody did. But I think you probably peaked around 1950.

Something broke. I don't know what exactly, but it seems to me you have been in steady decline since then. Of course, you still did and do awesome things, the Space program, the internet, it's clearly in your soul to innovate and push mankind forward, but increasingly you get bogged down in protecting the wealthy at the cost of those who should be building the country tomorrow. Your healthcare, you education cost and your political system all seems like it was designed to keep the status quo.

I'm from Scandinavia myself, and while I don't think our culture encourages innovation to the same extend yours still does, I believe it makes us happier and more content in our lives.

I love your country, I love what you have done for the world, but you scare me more often than not these days. And sometimes you just downright piss me off.
 

Chinner

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this is a real bike:
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Log4Girlz

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I'm American and I envy Americans. I only ever sit at home and endlessly surf the web. And I live in Miami but I have milky white skin...fuck the beach.
 

SmokyDave

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You just don't know real bikers if you say that shit. They're still the true American Classic. An Icon.

Did you mean: Indian?

Didn't they have to invent a racing series specifically for Harleys so that they stood the slightest chance of actually winning?

They make a great noise though, I'll give you that.
 
Sweden, Norway, Finland, Iceland, Germany, United Kingdom, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Spain, Portugal, Austria, Switzerland, Italy, Turkey are the countries that do not even envy the US in the slightest. Do not even get me started on Russia, Asia and Australia.

Oh, and there is this country that is even bigger then the US, does everything better and is sitting right on top of them. Canada.

Asia isn't a country. But it does include such countries as North Korea. And Russia? Seriously?
 

Calcaneus

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Its not as good as people make it out to be, and its not as bad. I enjoy my life here, but I'm not blind to America's problems.

I'm also not so attatched to it that I would never consider leaving for a better place. Its what my parents did, and honestly I never wanted to spend my whole life in one country.
 

Red

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I've lived in England, Ireland, and Greece at various times in my life, but have spent most of my life in the US. I grew up in Queens, lived for a while near a trailer park in Lorain, Ohio, I've spent weeks in Athens overlooking the Acropolis, on the beaches of Bundoran... I am glad to have had the experiences I've had, because they give me perspective. America has a high quality of life, but I've never not felt that here, more than any other place, people are disconnected and unhappy. There is something forced and unnatural about living in this place.

I think it has to do with education, and a built-in cultural sense of superiority. Everyone is taught from so young that they are better than everybody else.
 
Did you mean: Indian?

Didn't they have to invent a racing series specifically for Harleys so that they stood the slightest chance of actually winning?

They make a great noise though, I'll give you that.

Racing? You think they're about racing?


Nevermind. You're just trolling now. Harleys are about cruising the open road.

Get a real racer from Japan if you want to race. I thought we were talking classics.
 

SmokyDave

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Racing? You think they're about racing?

Nevermind. You're just trolling now. Harleys are about cruising the open road.

Get a real racer from Japan if you want to race. I thought we were talking classics.
When I mentioned the Brough Superior, the classic war was won in one fell swoop. It's unarguably the classic bike.

If we're talking classics, I'll take BSA, Norton, Triumph, Vincent, Velocette & Brough over Harley. Indian too.
 
I think if I were going to 'cruise the open road' I'd rather do it on a Triumph to be honest.

Perhaps you can look up synonyms for pastiche while you're riding on the back?


When I mentioned the Brough Superior, the classic war was won in one fell swoop. It's unarguably the classic bike.

If we're talking classics, I'll take BSA, Norton, Triumph, Vincent, Velocette & Brough over Harley. Indian too.

Well then you missed the whole point. Second best is fine. As long as you have two wheels, you'll be better than those who don't. So enjoy that at least.
 

SteveWD40

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Seems to be the other way around right now.

Yeah, despite you know, the whole shit-storm that started this beginning in the USofA with toxic mortgage swaps. If we didn't have to bail out banks who had been dipping their fingers in govt debt would be lower and austerity would not be needed.

Must be nice for the US to be able to point the finger for the first time in 4 years.
 
I look forward to going to the US on my next holiday, don't think I would ever want to live there though. For some reason America is/was fairly low on my list of places to see, that's why I travelled to Asia and Europe first. It just doesn't really have the history, at least in comparison to many other countries.
 

Kabouter

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Yeah, despite you know, the whole shit-storm that started this beginning in the USofA with toxic mortgage swaps. If we didn't have to bail out banks who had been dipping their fingers in govt debt would be lower and austerity would not be needed.

Must be nice for the US to be able to point the finger for the first time in 4 years.

That's not what started it for Europe, Europe's own failings paved the way for the current crisis. The house of cards was going to come down at one point, US mortgage crisis was just the trigger.

...

I just posted a serious reply in a Korey thread. fml
 
I wonder if there are potentially many Japanese counterparts to TC who compile quotes from random 'weaboos' and Japanophiles on the net as some sort of proof that to be born Japanese is worth envy... If you need it to give you some confidence boost in your life then it's not that bad I guess.
 

SmokyDave

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Well then you missed the whole point. Second best is fine. As long as you have two wheels, you'll be better than those who don't. So enjoy that at least.

I thought the point was a vehicular dick-waving competition?

You could've just pulled this out and won:

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I will fellate many, many men for a Dodge Hemi Dart.
 
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