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[Wilbur]

Arsenal - Austerity, Fucking Comply
Liverpool - Luis, Fascist Creator
Newcastle - Nothing Under Fat Cunt

 

[Blablurn]

Fuck cuntish Bayern.

 

[Wilbur]

Dortmund - Bayern, Very Bad
Roma - A System? Rofl
Man City - Mo' Cash For Cunts

 

[Yurt]

Heyy it's a game you know I love Bayern

FCIM FRAUDALENT COWARDS INTO MERDA

Arsenal - Austerity, Fucking Comply
Liverpool - Luis, Fascist Creator
Newcastle - Nothing Under Fat Cunt

Hahaha brillianttt

Edit: YES WILBURY!

 

[Broder Salsa]

FCK, bitch

 

[Oxx]

Clattenberg
Fucked
Chelsea

 

[Wilbur]

For Cornelius - Kiss

 

[Blablurn]

did anyone see project x? that was crazy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Clattenberg
Fucked
Chelsea

Alternative :

Chelsea
Fucked
Clattenberg

For Cornelius - Kiss

Oh he can get all my kisses

 

[Linius]

did anyone see project x? that was crazy.

I saw it. Wasn't great, but I liked it.

They pulled of such a party in The Netherlands a few months back. Project X Haren, some girl's 16th birthday went bananas on FB. They are doing research about it at the moment, the costs of that research alone are 389000 euros. Damage because of the 'party' was far in the millions.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Lindegaard is a class a act

 

[Wilbur]

Porto - For Cheap? Pfft
Villa - Alex? Very Fucking Crap
Spurs - Totally Hopeless, Fuck Chelsea
Benfica - Sold Luiz Bwahahahaha

 

[LTWheels]

Guys, apparently Di Matteo has been sacked.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I still don't see where James would fit into United's squad. They could play him on the wing but he is a CAM -- we've seen how well playing Kagawa out of position has worked... would they really spend £36m on a guy only to have him fight with their other recent big, young signing?

Yes.

We tried to sign Hazard and Moura. Fergie loves dem attacking options.

 

[adriano999]

FCIM FRAUDALENT COWARDS INTO MERDA

too easy, Just Fucking Cheaters

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lindegaard is a class a act

"According to a Gallup poll from 1997 12 percent of Danish men feel gay. Quite a stark contrast to the fact that out of the Player Association approximate 1000 members, zero are declared homosexuals."

Those 12% has all noticed the Premier Ass.

 

[Blablurn]

I saw it. Wasn't great, but I liked it.

They pulled of such a party in The Netherlands a few months back. Project X Haren, some girl's 16th birthday went bananas on FB. They are doing research about it at the moment, the costs of that research alone are 389000 euros. Damage because of the 'party' was far in the millions.

shiiiit, damn! cant imagine man. and netherlands too? im sure everyone was fucking stoned.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

"According to a Gallup poll from 1997 12 percent of Danish men feel gay. Quite a stark contrast to the fact that out of the Player Association approximate 1000 members, zero are declared homosexuals."

Those 12% has all noticed the Premier Ass.

You Danes know a great ass when you see it.

 

[D_prOdigy]

"According to a Gallup poll from 1997 12 percent of Danish men feel gay. Quite a stark contrast to the fact that out of the Player Association approximate 1000 members, zero are declared homosexuals."

Those 12% has all noticed the Premier Ass.

I do regularly feel a bit gay.

 

[Yurt]

^ I'm laughing do hard on this for some reason.

too easy, Just Fucking Cheaters

Much better than the one I had in mind.

 

[Linius]

shiiiit, damn! cant imagine man. and netherlands too? im sure everyone was fucking stoned.

Some for sure. But it's not like we're all stoned over here :lol

 

[Wilbur]

There's a really hot guy at my uni, I'm a little gay for him

 

[pulga]

Milan: Ass-Cunt-Mouth

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Some for sure. But it's not like we're all stoned over here :lol

You're not?

 

[Wilbur]

Much better than the one I had in mind.

Just Fucked Chiellini? Just Fix, Conte?

 

[Kyoufu]

Newcastle: Not Using Fucking Cash

Sunderland: Stoke Admiring Football Club

Aston Villa: At Villa Failure Comes

 

[Linius]

You're not?

High as a kite

 

[Yurt]

Just Fucked Chiellini? Just Fix, Conte?

I don't wanna get banned Wilbury!

Spoiler

banned gaf is cool actually

 

[Wilbur]

I don't wanna get banned Wilbury!

Spoiler

banned gaf is cool actually

I have three scars cut deep into my ass to prove my bannings

 

[Broder Salsa]

You Danes know a great ass when you see it.

Speaking of ass, like our old keeper (nsfw) who played for us for years (and was great that night we won over United ), our current first team keeper decided to show off his good too at Swedens training camp not too long ago (also NSFW). But at least there was no finger action this time.

 

[Meier]

He plays on the wing for Porto does he not?

Anyway class player but like I've been saying for ages if we spend money on him and not a CM I'll be sad as fuck.

Yeah, he plays on the left as well but I think he's better suited for playing behind the striker personally. Either way, Nani is a RW and James plays LW as well so it's still not a particularly natural fit to have him slot in as a replacement. It feels like a move that's better suited for FM than real life.

 

[Yurt]

What's the story with Macheda? I don't get why he's still at United.

 

[Linius]

Oh Blaburn, here's a gif from the so called party

Dumb ass kiddo throwing a plant at a police guy

 

[Zabojnik]

The last 10 pages or so have been pretty ... normal. Did Andres get banned or something?

 

[Wilbur]

Stoke - Should Consider Free Counselling
Sunderland - Shots Against? Fucking Colossal

 

[Zabojnik]

What's the story with Macheda? I don't get why he's still at United.

SAF rates him higher than Pogba.

 

[Kyoufu]

Stoke - Should Consider Free Counselling
Sunderland - Shots Against? Fucking Colossal

:lol

 

[Yurt]

Zabo! Bonucci and Chiellini are injured! WHAT NOW??

 

[Wilbur]

What's the story with Macheda? I don't get why he's still at United.

Living off credit from his Villa goal like 5 years ago. Don't know why he hasn't been sold to a Serie B side yet, he'll never feature regularly.

SAF rates him higher than Pogba.

Just Fucking Cried :'(

 

[Zabojnik]

Zabo! Bonucci and Chiellini are injured! WHAT NOW??

BeckenBonny too? Nothing serious, I hope? Dunno, I'd play Careces and Marrone. No stupid shit like Vidal as a CB, Conte. Pls.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh Blaburn, here's a gif from the so called party

Dumb ass kiddo throwing a plant at a police guy

lol I remember a dutch friend linking me to that That gif reminds me of :

 

[adriano999]

BeckenBonny too? Nothing serious, I hope? Dunno, I'd play Careces and Marrone. No stupid shit like Vidal as a CB, Conte. Pls.

 

[Meier]

I don't think I've ever made a FK in FM. Maybe 1 or 2 at most.. but in 3 editions worth and at least 35+ seasons within the game.

 

[Linius]

lol I remember a dutch friend linking me to that That gif reminds me of :

Lololol

Do you happen to know where this is from?

 

[rodvik]

I am loving the Fergie/ Rafa handbags. I have missed it

 

[Vivalaraza]

Jack Whitehall just did the "Terry" on League of Their Own.

He ran in front if Lamps with a Chelsea shirt on :lol

 

[FootballFan]

Log Lady.

Just kidding, the answer is obviously Nadine. Man just seeing her in her cheerleading uniform.

:lol :lol

Wilbury :lol :lol

We should make a game out of this.

FCB- Fragiles Culerdos Basuras!

RMCF - Shit Cunts. Best one, I win.

 

[Zabojnik]

Yeah, I don't know. Looks like he's leaving in January, don't know if he's in the right frame of mind at the moment. Whatever, I don't really care. I'm more excited about the derby. Why did it have to fall between Milan and Shakhtar?

 

[Clegg]

If United actually signed James then he'd be put on the left wing. Our only option there is Ashley Young ffs.

 

[Wilbur]

Jack Whitehall just did the "Terry" on League of Their Own.

He ran in front if Lamps with a Chelsea shirt on :lol

It's weird, I used to dislike Jack Whitehall. Then he got caught with cocaine and all of a sudden became good.