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[Clegg]

Holy shit, Kaka!!

Hit the crossbar.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Yeah him and Yepes are old and awful. I say we load 'em up on a catapult and shoot them into the amazon!
[...]
---Perea too. fuck him

Real talk: Cruz Azul has serious chances of winning Liga MX if Brazil do them a favour and injure him.

 

[AndresON777]

Aquivaldo is your fucking defense. So you're pretty much bound to watch every single play of the opposite team with your buttocks clenched in panic. As an América fan I know that feeling too well.

EDIT: KAKA

we have a good defender that plays for d.c. united think his name is valdes. perea is better than mosquera at least. gordo hijo de su puta madre!


The post is our best defender. He was brilliant against mexico earlier this year


I blame the unifroms. we're used to passing it to the guys in yellow. Same shit happened against ecuador. good thing venezuela is wearing vinotinto


if we make it to the half tied i'll be good

 

[Regulus Tera]

The post is our best defender. He was brilliant against mexico earlier this year

More like our players couldn't finish for shit. I'm not that worried now that Chicharito is getting back on form, but it's gonna be mental if June comes by and Oribe hasn't recovered from his slump in case the Pea needs extra oomph.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

More like our players couldn't finish for shit. I'm not that worried now that Chicharito is getting back on form, but it's gonna be mental if June comes by and Oribe hasn't recovered from his slump in case the Pea needs extra oomph.

We always have Vela.

Spoiler

Stubborn cunt ;_;

 

[Clegg]

The Colombian right back has been terrible.

 

[Regulus Tera]

We always have Vela.

Spoiler

Stubborn cunt ;_;

Vela will have his chance when Chepo calls him to lead the B-Team for another Gold Cup glory.

 

[AndresON777]

This looks like Bolillo gomez tactics. Hoof it to falcao

Vela scored against us last year when we lost to you guys 1-0 iirc

stop diving you twats youre not getting calls against a 5 time champ duh


armero should never ever shoot. I mean I have a better shot at putting it on target and i havent played in years


parese triple hijueputa!

-saw yepes, uh oh

 

[Sloosha]

It's not even on ESPN3. How's Oscar playing?

 

[Fry]

Columbia scores..

 

[Huevos de Oro]

GOLAZO.

Great play by Colombia.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Colombia scores!

This is good because this could mean Mexico overtakes Brazil in the FIFA rankings.

 

[Clegg]

Lolz

Just after I said the Colombian RB was shit, he scores.

James Rodriguez with the perfect pass for the assist.

 

[AndresON777]

on the positive side this is great training for the second leg of qualifiers. pecker needs to address these defensive

CUM XPLOSION ALL OVER ME

 

[SunhiLegend]

 

[AndresON777]

elsk cuadrado is shit?

LOL


BULLSHIT call. keeping them in the game smh

 

[Regulus Tera]

http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-2eystm.gif

woaaah i'm watching a colombian stream and in here colombia is scoring on the left goal

WHAT'S THIS SORCERY

 

[AndresON777]

woaaah i'm watching a colombian stream and in here colombia is scoring on the left goal

WHAT'S THIS SORCERY

yeah it happens in qualifiers too. The Donkey Peoples of the Americas are Dyslexic

 

[Regulus Tera]

HOLY SHIT Cruz Azul is beating León one nil already and they also missed a penalty.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT PEREA

I TOLD YOU HE WAS SHITE

 

[AndresON777]

HOLY SHIT Cruz Azul is beating León one nil already and they also missed a penalty.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT PEREA

I TOLD YOU HE WAS SHITE

hey you don't have to tell me I know. I was so glad when Atletico got rid of him. Him and Yepes (got burned by Lennon 2 years ago) embarassed our country smh


--seeing that gif over and over and the keeper should've had that. valdes-esque


very happy with crossbar and posts. Elite defensive effort


---Brasil is going to be pissed in the 2nd half, lol

 

[alterno69]

Cruz Azul needs to score now, 1-0 will not be enough for the second game.

 

[Timurid]

OSPINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit he is injured.

 

[AndresON777]

San David de Ospina!!!

stay down, baby. it ok

OSPINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit he is injured.

nah he's just doing his thang


--he's just waiting for the shitty ass defense to get back in order.

No lead is safe against Brasil we need 2 more. Well unless youre France.

-Mondragon! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Fry]

Too big?

 

[elsk]

Honduras vs. Perú starting now!

 

[AndresON777]

Fucking Mosquera must've bet on the game lol

-if you even breathe on Oscar he dives

 

[Sloosha]

Too big?

Bit late, but wow.

 

[AndresON777]

YES! Yepes is hurt! Hopefully Jackson is ok though



--stalling in a friendly. Disgraceful. Chilean-esque


-Oscar should just staty on the floor. watta cunt


---yeah that pitch is awful lol

--lol neymar with the superstar calls already

 

[Regulus Tera]

Colombian thuggery.

Corona saving Cruz Azul.

 

[IceCold]

Dude that gif is 20mb big ...

 

[FootballFan]

This goal with Inter is equally as good.

Quagliarella is still the master of the most ridiculous goals in Italy!

Spoiler

It's a shame he's not a consistent goalscorer

Ahh Quagliarella, either score amazing goals or don't score at all.

 

[AndresON777]

wtf is wrong with ospina? clear the ball bro

lol nobody marking neymar. ospina keeping us in this

 

[Messi]

Kitbag want 100 euro for the new Spain kit.

sports direct want 56 euro.

While 56 is still expensive, what the fuck are kitbag playing at? Such a stupidly overpriced site.

 

[Regulus Tera]

WE TOLD YOU ABOUT AQUIVALDO DAWG

WE TOLD YOU

 

[3Sixty]

Neymar starting to play like when i play as Santos on Fifa.

 

[AndresON777]

fuck. it was a matter of time. that wouldn't have happened in the EPL


-Mosquera. ofc. just retire dude

I don't blame Mosquera I blame Pekerman

 

[clemenx]

Venezuela - Nigeria has been really boring

 

[Regulus Tera]

The only thing worse than Colombia's defence is Brazil's defence.

edit: hahaha what the fuck was that corner kick? lol yepes

 

[AndresON777]

You can use your feet Radamel...

The only thing worse than Colombia's defence is Brazil's defence.

It's an epidemic in south america


-At least kick the shit outta Neymar if you're going to get sent off, Yepes

--al angulo papa


---lol what kind of call was that

 

[The_Hitcher89]

So hungry

 

[rodvik]

Stop me footyGaf, I am about to drop $100 on a Benteke official shirt.

 

[AndresON777]

No fucking way we hold them off for 20+ minutes

Stop me footyGaf, I am about to drop $100 on a Benteke official shirt.

#YOLO


---this awful jersey pitch helping out Mosquera!

=)


---free kick and the brazilian booked! WOW

 

[3Sixty]

Pass the fucking ball Neymar you petulant shit.

 

[FootballFan]

Stop me footyGaf, I am about to drop $100 on a Benteke official shirt.

Stop it. Get an Aston Villa shirt with Puyol on the back.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Omg and here I thought Mexico's commentators were biased. These Colombian pundits orgasm at every pass their players do.

 

[rodvik]

Stop it. Get an Aston Villa shirt with Puyol on the back.

I think it would literally burn We are dealing with forces we cant possibly understand I cant risk crossing the streams

 

[AndresON777]

Falcao sucks at headers now


lol the combined age of our CB's is probably more than the rest of the team

LOL


-well he's already better at FK's than Ronaldo!

-James que haces malparido?

--bring on muriel or teo

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Goal from León. 1-1

 

[Fry]

Peno peno peno!

 

[Regulus Tera]

HOLY SHIT PELANTY

Goal from León. 1-1

Shit's over. Time for Cruz Azul fans to prepare for their quince años party.

edit: lol and the commentators are all like "not a penalty"