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[LanceVance]

God damn I'm imagining it now. Lucas runs down the wing past Enrique, passes to bebe who nutmegs carrager, finds kagawa who takes it round skrtel and fires it into the top corner, relegating Liverpool and winning us our rightful title

 

[Clegg]

The Inter-bound one?

Liverpool are in a bad position but even they wouldn't sell their best player to Inter.

 

[Salazar]

God damn I'm imagining it now. Lucas runs down the wing past Enrique, passes to bebe who nutmegs carrager, finds kagawa who takes it round skrtel and fires it into the top corner, relegating Liverpool and winning us our rightful title

No, no. Imagining glory is how you become a toxic stooge like so many poor old Liverpool muppets.

Just let it happen.

Liverpool will be alright this season, barring injuries/suspensions/massively demoralising whuppings like the one Spurs handed them.

 

[K1LLER7]

Liverpool are in a bad position but even they wouldn't sell their best player to Inter.

Inter want Gaston Ramirez, didn't Liverpool want him too?

 

[bjaelke]

massively demoralising whuppings like the one Spurs handed them.

Still burns.

 

[Clegg]

Arry just can't help himself.

Luka Modric is on the way out of Tottenham, warns Redknapp

 

[Vivalaraza]

Just came across this and it made me chuckle considering the conversation we had a few days ago:

@m_christenson: Swedish international Rasmus Elm on why he chose CSKA Moscow ahead of Liverpool. 'Moscow is much nicer than Liverpool as a place' Ouch. #LFC

Trololol.

Wasn't impressed with this guy at the Euro's.

 

[Zabojnik]

A few highlights from yesterday's Juve 2 - 0 Malaga.

Matri's 1st goal:

Matri's 2nd goal:

Matri confirming why he (hopefully) won't be our starting striker:

Premiata ditta Giovinco - Marchisio, expecting great things from these two:

All in all it was a solid training match. However, we're nowhere near an acceptable condition for sunday's Supercoppa Italiana against Napoli. It's not a priority for us, but I'd rather not lose (again) to De Laurentiis. Napoli seem to be much further along.

 

[Arnie]

Wasn't impressed with this guy at the Euro's.

Neither was I, although that he'd been linked with Everton also put me off a bit too, prior to this comment. Hope the novelty of living in Moscow wears off fast, and he realises he's relegated himself to the Russian league.

 

[dc89]

I've suddenly realised City have made NO signings worth of note.

it's depressin.

 

[Salazar]

it's depressin.

De Rossi sounds like it might actually be a difficult deal to cut.

 

[dc89]

De Rossi sounds like it might actually be a difficult deal to cut.

Yup. It's not funny, every season Mancini says we need to get the deals done quick and every season they take longer.

Surely we have to make anything happen now within the next week or two.

 

[Clegg]

Its going to be funny when Moura signs for Inter.

 

[Arnie]

I've suddenly realised City have made NO signings worth of note.

it's depressin.

We've only signed Borini, and he's so young, raw, and unproven it's hard to get that excited.

I'll spiff my pants if/when Allen goes through; the olympics just affirmed my beliefs that he's a fantastic, technical playmaker, and, crucially, like every young midfielder who's pulled on the Liverpool shirt over the last 12 months (outside of Spearing, of course) he's better than Tom Cleverley.

 

[Salazar]

Its going to be funny when Moura signs for Inter.

Bob Cass don't write tales that ain't true.

Or something.

Except when he did. Those times.

But other, less shite, journalists have affirmed that "very solid sources" say done deal. And it's too ludicrously depressive, even for you lot, to conclude that these sources include or are even limited to Cass.

So no medical today?

Patience.

 

[Zabojnik]

So no medical today?

 

[Linius]

Just saw the highlights of yesterday's olympic Honduras match. They had some bad luck with that quick red card

Anyways, today the Dutch national supercup. PSV against Ajax

 

[K1LLER7]

Bob Cass don't write tales that ain't true.

Or something.

Except when he did. Those times.

But other, less shite, journalists have affirmed that "very solid sources" say done deal.

Miguel Delaney seemed sure which makes it a bit more likely. If the medical doesn't happen today, expecting Cass to get a lot of hate on twitter.

 

[Clegg]

So no medical today?

We don't know anything.

He might have been smuggled into the hospital to stop the press from seeing him.

His medical might be scheduled for later today or the Daily Mail article might just be a load of bullshit.

 

[K1LLER7]

We don't know anything.

He might have been smuggled into the hospital to stop the press from seeing him.

His medical might be scheduled for later today or the Daily Mail srticle might just be a load of bullshit.

And we might have to wait till after the Olympics

Why couldn't Honduras beat Brazil yesterday

 

[Clegg]

The Mirror are reporting that City are interested in Scott Sinclair.

 

[Arnie]

The Mirror are reporting that City are interested in Scott Sinclair.

Would be career suicide. If Adam Johnson can't get a game, Sinclair's got no hope.

 

[dc89]

The Mirror are reporting that City are interested in Scott Sinclair.

Yeah he'll do. Helen Flannagan in a City shirt. Yup yup

 

[Wilbur]

Have we signed the player we don't need yet?

 

[fadetoblack]

I think that Matri miss is forgiveable. It was a really fast ball across the box with both a Malaga defender AND keeper inexplicably pulled out of at the last minute. I wouldn't be too harsh on him.

 

[Salazar]

expecting Cass to get a lot of hate on twitter.

Slated to oblivion.

Davred ‏@DoubleTwentyRed
@Bob_Cass Congrats Bob twitter is going to explode with this exclusive! your going to look a right plonker and public no1 if it turns out BS

13h Bob Cass ‏@Bob_Cass
@DoubleTwentyRed Correct - but I've looked a plonker before.

 

[Hixx]

Yeah he'll do. Helen Flannagan in a City shirt. Yup yup

Yeah but then you'd have to look at her face.

 

[Freewheelin']

Have we signed Sahin yet.

 

[Zabojnik]

I think that Matri miss is forgiveable. It was a really fast ball across the box with both a Malaga defender AND keeper inexplicably pulled out of at the last minute. I wouldn't be too harsh on him.

I was joking, kinda. Matri's great at finishing in the box and when served on the run, that was never his problem.

 

[Arnie]

I thought Nolan wasn't making any more Batman movies?

 

[Yurt]

Inter is just playing to the gallery.

Dat cross! Was that Awesomoah?

And how good was Padoin defensively? He's very decent going forward! Both goals came from him!

 

[KidA Seven]

Have we signed the player we don't need yet?

Are you talking about that player that doesn't strengthen the CM?

 

[Willkiller]

I thought Nolan wasn't making any more Batman movies?

:lol What a load of shit

 

[Kyoufu]

I've suddenly realised City have made NO signings worth of note.

it's depressin.

That's my line.

 

[Arnie]

:lol What a load of shit

I like my cheesey videos but this one went wayyy too far.

Are you talking about that player that doesn't strengthen the CM?

Or the left back.

Nice £30 million back up to Valencia, though.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I thought Nolan wasn't making any more Batman movies?

Tears.

 

[Willkiller]

I like my cheesey videos but this one went wayyy too far.

They can go as cheesy as they like for a 25+ goals a season player but for a player that's only scored 15 in two seasons? Naaaaa.

 

[Hixx]

Tears.

from your penis, I bet

They can go as cheesy as they like for a 25+ goals a season player but for a player that's only scored 15 in two seasons? Naaaaa.

lmao that's less than Bendtner

 

[Arnie]

They can go as cheesy as they like for a 25+ goals a season player but for a player that's only scored 15 in two seasons? Naaaaa.

Darren Bent - The Maroon Knight Rises - HD - 3D - 2012/13

 

[Salazar]

Nice £30 million back up to Valencia, though.

It is genuinely mental how he gets to the ball first when it looks bound to be a 50/50.

I do think we should be calling off the RVP hunt. He's a knobhead, he's made of glass, and we could spend that on a CM.

 

[Arnie]

It is genuinely mental how he gets to the ball first when it looks bound to be a 50/50.

You best hope he doesn't face up to Ryan Shawcross then.

In fairness the player looked good in his 5 minute squirts for Brazil. More excited to see Oscar, though. Spurs missed out on him, big time.

 

[dc89]

Yeah but then you'd have to look at her face.

Does that matter?

 

[Vivalaraza]

It is genuinely mental how he gets to the ball first when it looks bound to be a 50/50.

I do think we should be calling off the RVP hunt. He's a knobhead, he's made of glass, and we could spend that on a CM.

His signature move. Always just manages to reach forwards and nick it away.

 

[Salazar]

You best hope he doesn't face up to Ryan Shawcross then.

Well yeah. Nobody's prepared for a cruciate-pulverizing two-footer.

But he is at least strong enough not to get shouldered off it, which would be a conventional concern with a speedy winger of his sort.

 

[bjaelke]

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
Blackburn's friendly at NEC Nijmegen cancelled after advanced threat of violence between supporters of both clubs #SSN

 

[K1LLER7]

Sky sports now reporting Lucas to United

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/7965319/United-close-on-Lucas-deal

 

[Salazar]

Sky sports now reporting Lucas to United

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/7965319/United-close-on-Lucas-deal

It's like he went to his barber and said "make me look like a FIFA player model".

 

[Wessiej]

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
Blackburn's friendly at NEC Nijmegen cancelled after advanced threat of violence between supporters of both clubs #SSN

It's still on, but at another (secret) stadium with no supporters. One hell of a friendly :')!!

 

[Lunchbox]

Sky sports now reporting Lucas to United

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11667/7965319/United-close-on-Lucas-deal

this guy will come on at 80 mins on the opening day and put a ronaldo 03 vs bolton like show and eveyone will be wide eyed. then we'll get shit on against some italian side in the champions league with 2 dms

30 mil couldve bought moutinho and that celtic player i cant pronounce

 

[Salazar]

that celtic player i cant pronounce

Wanyama ?

Granted, I've only done a perfunctory youtube investigation, but I fail to see how he came up on the transfer radar except through amazing agent jiggery-pokery.