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[dc89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMlldIufHJU

:lol

My word. It's like when he is going in one direction, he has no ability to manoeuvre. How, how is he a professional footballer?!

 

[Salazar]

My word. It's like when he is going in one direction, he has no ability to manoeuvre. How, how is he a professional footballer?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyZaY0az3E

The ickle pink shoes :lol

 

[elseanio]

Inside the NFL

Cheers. Will see if I can catch that somehow.

 

[FootballFan]

Awesome.

Spoiler

He looks like Sneijder.

I don't really see the resemblance. The hair (I guess)

 

[dc89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyZaY0az3E

The ickle pink shoes :lol

The depressing thing is he's my age. That could be me turning up, playing sht, being paid thousands of pounds a week.

 

[Fry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyZaY0az3E

The ickle pink shoes :lol

Not easy to understand what he was saying.

Granted I have the volume down since my sisters are sleeping. But it sounded Carragher-ish

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Spearing...

Him and Carra would be be plying their trade in League 2 if they weren't scouse

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I don't really see the resemblance. The hair (I guess)

And his height

 

[Yen]

I remember Spearing nearly scored against Real Madrid on his debut. Yeah.

 

[Oxx]

Isn't the Beeb showing Monday Night (NFL) Football this year? Seems like it's trending in the right direction.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I remember Spearing nearly scored against Real Madrid on his debut. Yeah.

Best Liverpool performance I've seen. Domination for 90 minutes, Mascherano, Alonso, Gerrard and Torres at their best. Pepe getting merked, Casillas keeping the scoreline below 7. I miss those days

 

[FootballFan]

And his height

I think Sneijder is about 3-4 inches taller. Fine, they are twins separated at birth

 

[Zabojnik]

Awesome.

Spoiler

He looks like Sneijder.

NO.

I don't really see the resemblance. The hair (I guess)

He should totally let his hair grow. I googled 'virtual hairstyle', found this and the results, well ...

Default photo:

Example 1:

Example 2:

Example 3:

Example 4:

Example 5:

 

[FootballFan]

:lol example 3 hands down.

 

[dc89]

Shit, Guild Wars 2 is so good.

 

[Yurt]

Gio with hair

Yeah...

Bonus: Ashton Kutcher, Marchisio and Criscito!

 

[pappe]

:lol example 3 hands down.

So you are saying, you like Giovinco dressed up in a drag?

 

[Yurt]

Mourinho: "They call Conte the Italian Mourinho? I am honoured by the comparison."

He also claims that Juve will land Llorente in January.

-

 

[Zabojnik]

Haha, brilliant. Did they explain what exactly happened to the pitch?

Sooo ... Llorente to Real in January?

 

[Yurt]

Haha, brilliant. Did they explain what exactly happened to the pitch?

Sooo ... Llorente to Real in January?

I'm sure they did, but I didn't care enough to read about it.

We were his only realistic choice in June, but that's not the case in January and beyond. Everyone would be gunning for his signature, and time and again, Marotta has shown that if there is even a hint of competition, the deal will collapse.

 

[Wilbur]

I fucking hate the international break.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I fucking hate the international break.

But you have Roy Hodgson's England to look forward to.

 

[Wilbur]

But you have Roy Hodgson's England to look forward to.

Ugh

 

[Salazar]

Christen Press comin up in the USWNT ranking

 

[LanceVance]

My sister just woke me up texting me and I looked up to see a huge fucking spider chilling directly above me. No going back to sleep for me

 

[Lightning]

Not impressed with an international break so soon after the pl starting but as long as the Dutch clean up in our game I won't mind too much.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Not impressed with an international break so soon after the pl starting but as long as the Dutch clean up in our game I won't mind too much.

Well Turkey and Hungary are no pushovers so you better hope your boys have recovered from their shitty Euros performance. That's what I fear for Russia as well.

 

[Wilbur]

My sister just woke me up texting me and I looked up to see a huge fucking spider chilling directly above me. No going back to sleep for me

My friend put a picture up on Facebook the other day of this spider she'd found in her house. Not exaggerating, it was the size of a small car. Was on the verge of tears when I saw it.

 

[mocolostrocolos]

The only good things about American Football are FNL and BMS.

 

[FootballFan]

So you are saying, you like Giovinco dressed up in a drag?

Nope, just saying that one is the funniest.

My friend put a picture up on Facebook the other day of this spider she'd found in her house. Not exaggerating, it was the size of a small car. Was on the verge of tears when I saw it.

You sure you aren't exaggerating just a little?

 

[Gareth Bale]

Flintoff is taking up boxing? That's mental. I hope he's not doing it because he needs the money.

But I think he probably does considering I've just seen him in Jacamo advert.

 

[Wilbur]

You sure you aren't exaggerating just a little?

It was the size of Ivanovic's arse. No exaggeration.

 

[LanceVance]

My friend put a picture up on Facebook the other day of this spider she'd found in her house. Not exaggerating, it was the size of a small car. Was on the verge of tears when I saw it.

:lol there was one in my kitchen the other day that was massive. It ran under the fridge so had to knock it out of there with a wooden spoon, then put a Tupperware box on top. Pretty sure that thing had pincers on its arse

 

[sohois]

Flintoff is taking up boxing? That's mental. I hope he's not doing it because he needs the money.

Flintoff? Surely not. He could easily get some crappy column the Sun, pundit position on Sky and a bunch of other small media jobs if he needed money. Endangering his health does not seem like the best option for that.

 

[Lightning]

Well Turkey and Hungary are no pushovers so you better hope your boys have recovered from their shitty Euros performance. That's what I fear for Russia as well.

No they're not pushovers and I'm really nervous. We need this qualification campaign to go perfectly but I get the impression we're going to struggle.

 

[Sviatoslav]

It was the size of Ivanovic's arse. No exaggeration.

First, a small car and now Ivanovic's arse. This spider keeps getting bigger and bigger.

 

[Yurt]

Mourinho's extended quote

"The fans call Conte the Italian special one? I like that. I feel honoured. He is a bit like me," Mourinho was quoted as saying by Tuttosport.

"I like Conte a lot as a coach. He knows what he wants and is a real winner. He has a lot of charisma."

The Madrid boss then went on to discuss Juventus' chances in the Champions League, and expects them to go far in the competition.

"Can Juventus surprise in the Champions League? Let's not kid anyone, Juventus are a big team in Europe and it would be absolutely normal if they go far in the competition.

"Yes, it would be a surprise if they go all the way and win the Champions League after not playing in Europe last year. But it would not surprise me at all if they make it to the quarter or semi-finals."

 

[LanceVance]

Flintoff? Surely not. He could easily get some crappy column the Sun, pundit position on Sky and a bunch of other small media jobs if he needed money. Endangering his health does not seem like the best option for that.

He does the jacamo commercials. Has anyone ever bought clothes from jacamo, sounds like a website old men go on to try and be hip and trendy

 

[Wilbur]

First, a small car and now Ivanovic's arse. This spider keeps getting bigger and bigger.

It was the size of the nets Kerzakhov needs to score goals

 

[Sviatoslav]

It was the size of the nets Kerzakhov needs to score goals

6 goals in 4 games this season, son. He's deadly accurate when not playing powerhouses like Poland, Greece or Czech Republic.

 

[panty]

So is anyone going to attend the international matches?

I have tickets to the Finland - France match. The frenchmen will demolish us :lol

 

[Salazar]

So you are saying, you like Giovinco dressed up in a drag?

 

[pulga]

Mourinho's extended quote

*swoon*

 

[Sviatoslav]

Russian transfer deadline is today. Although I think we're done buying the real question to be decided is whether the corpse of Andrei Arshavin will be taking his talents back to Russia. I heard Dinamo and Loko were interested.

 

[Eideka]

I have tickets to the Finland - France match. The frenchmen will demolish us :lol

Oh no we won't.

 

[bud23]

UsainBolt;"I would give the Ballon d'Or to Cristiano"
"He has managed to stay in front, and that's the hardest. Cristiano Ronaldo is more complete than Messi ".

 

[qindarka]

Russian transfer deadline is today. Although I think we're done buying the real question to be decided is whether the corpse of Andrei Arshavin will be taking his talents back to Russia. I heard Dinamo and Loko were interested.

How did Arshavin perform on loan last season?

 

[Clegg]

Opta Sports ‏@OptaJoe
2 - Arsenal have won as many Premier League games in 2012 at Anfield as Liverpool.

This genuinely shocked me.

 

[Wilbur]

This genuinely shocked me.

...

holy fuck

 

[Yurt]

Being a complete striker doesn't mean he's better, it makes him more versatile. Xavi is not a 'complete' midfielder like Poulsen.