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[Hieberrr]

Canada is terrible at advancing the ball. Passes are so slow and the runs made... well there aren't any runs made

 

[FootballFan]

Wow what a set piece.

1-0 to Peru. Lolgentina. Have conceded 6 out 7 games.

 

[Broder Salsa]

That dad has it all wrong. They all need to die. Fuck them. Fuck their many legs. Fuck the way they move. Fuck their poison. Fuck their ugly disgusting faces. I'm terrified of them, I have no idea why they exist. Fuck them fuck them fuck them.

Don't know man. A father with that big and erect nipples is someone to trust, imo.

 

[Jezabel]

cant believe Australia this morning. 2 points from three matches now

 

[Regulus Tera]

Why the fuck doesn't Chepo realise what it's so obvious for everyone else? MARCO FABIAN IN FFS

I would sub Oribe out though. He's done nothing tonight. Chicharito at least has been creating chances for set pieces.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I got around to playing a few games in the Fifa 13 demo and I like it. They fixed some of the minor annoyances from Fifa 12. Quick throws seem to actually work now. No more of the player standing a foot from the ball and not quick throwing it in and you having to wait like 20 seconds to finally do it. One time a player even kicked it quick to another so he could do a quick throw in. Oh and finesse shot seems to be no longer super overpowered.

 

[Tobe]

awful foul!

 

[Wilbur]

Don't know man. A father with that big and erect nipples is someone to trust, imo.

His nipples were great as was his voice but I had this horrendous feeling his teats were actually spider legs

 

[FootballFan]

I got around to playing a few games in the Fifa 13 demo and I like it. They fixed some of the minor annoyances from Fifa 12. Quick throws seem to actually work now. No more of the player standing a foot from the ball and not quick throwing it in and you having to wait like 20 seconds to finally do it. One time a player even kicked it quick to another so he could do a quick throw in. Oh and finesse shot seems to be no longer super overpowered.

Did you notice the new first touch?

 

[AndresON777]

HAHAHA was watching the chile match but just noticed Peru styled on tina for a goal. Hold on my Inca bros...

 

[Sviatoslav]

Did you notice the new first touch?

Yeah, I'm not crazy like Wilbury.

 

[K1LLER7]

That dad has it all wrong. They all need to die. Fuck them. Fuck their many legs. Fuck the way they move. Fuck their poison. Fuck their ugly disgusting faces. I'm terrified of them, I have no idea why they exist. Fuck them fuck them fuck them.

Get a vaccum cleaner and suck it in. Best way to get rid of the little shits.

 

[Wilbur]

I think you're all just wank at it and I am the overlord at controlling a ball.

 

[K1LLER7]

I think you're all just wank at it and I am the overlord at controlling a ball.

but can you do it on a rainy night at the brittania?

 

[AndresON777]

I got around to playing a few games in the Fifa 13 demo and I like it. They fixed some of the minor annoyances from Fifa 12. Quick throws seem to actually work now. No more of the player standing a foot from the ball and not quick throwing it in and you having to wait like 20 seconds to finally do it. One time a player even kicked it quick to another so he could do a quick throw in. Oh and finesse shot seems to be no longer super overpowered.

were playing russia-colombia and it will be awesome.

 

[WAR recon zero]

lol argentjna lol messi

 

[Sviatoslav]

Maybe it actually is different when you play on manual. I usually play on manual in Fifa 12 but was too lazy to mess with the settings in the 13 demo.

 

[Wilbur]

Get a vaccum cleaner and suck it in. Best way to get rid of the little shits.

There was a relatively small one on the ceiling the other night and I couldn't go to bed until it had gone so I got the Hoover out at 4 in the morning and got it, but this one was fucking huge, and it's in my house. WHY

but can you do it on a rainy night at the brittania?

I like playing 5-3-2 with Stoke, having Pennant and Etherington as wingers, Walters in CM and just fucking hoofing it towards Crouch and Jones

 

[AndresON777]

I think you're all just wank at it and I am the overlord at controlling a ball.

I dont doubt youre the master of handling balls mate

 

[Messi]

Did you notice the new first touch?

You got XBL YO?

I seen Kompany jump up and control the ball in the air with his chest. My mind was blown.

 

[AndresON777]

lol argentjna lol messi

only los arbitros can stop us from World Cup glory. Dat Team my god

 

[Sviatoslav]

were playing russia-colombia and it will be awesome.

I doubt you would be able to handle the Kerzhamagic that I would unleash. And dat 92 pace Bystrov.

 

[Tobe]

peru is doing a good work but the ref is on our side and i kinda hate that. im worried about the second half tho, argentina is gonna go nuts. and as i was typing argentina scores. Fernandez always trying to be Genzo Wakabayashi, fucking idiot just make an awful save but save it dammit.

 

[Perro]

I went to the bathroom and Arg tied :/

peru is doing a good work but the ref is on our side and i kinda hate that. im worried about the second half tho, argentina is gonna go nuts. and as i was typing argentina scores. Fernandez always trying to be Genzo Wakabayashi, fucking idiot just make an awful save but save it dammit.

Yeah he's really on our side.

 

[FootballFan]

You got XBL YO?

I seen Kompany jump up and control the ball in the air with his chest. My mind was blown.

Nah PS3.

Also holy crap Argentina are so bad lol.

 

[Tobe]

UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Time to finish Silent Hill 2

Or not

 

[AndresON777]

I doubt you would be able to handle the Kerzhamagic that I would unleash. And dat 92 pace Bystrov.

lol translate but when falcao and james come down on mother russia what are you gonna do?

 

[Tobe]

lol translate but when falcao and james come down on mother russia what are you gonna do?

Call the ghostBallbusters?

 

[FootballFan]

I doubt you would be able to handle the Kerzhamagic that I would unleash. And dat 92 pace Bystrov.

Torbinski and Bystrov were beasts in fifa wc '10 game. Haha so damn fast.

 

[Regulus Tera]

FUCKING KEEPER

AAAGH


FUCK YOU TOO CHEPO

 

[AndresON777]

whatever just let argentina win when they see zeh germans theyll shit their pants

 

[Tobe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbgVQD7a3A my feelings on how the second half is going to be.

 

[AndresON777]

Call the ghostBallbusters?

peru gaf lol. you should come by more often

 

[Sviatoslav]

lol translate but when falcao and james come down on mother russia what are you gonna do?

Alexander Kerzhakov coming off a record breaking performance at Euros*, he now has 8 goals and 2 assists in 6 games this season.

Vladimir Bystrov is one of the fastest players in the game and a you might know, speed kills in FIFA.

And as for defending we took one amazing defender** and then cloned him.

Oh and my avatar too. You guys have no chance.

* for most shots without hitting the net
** not actually amazing except for scoring beautiful own goals

 

[Regulus Tera]

Moreno pecho frío. facepalm

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Did anyone evr notice that on PES6 at least, if you look away from your player and look elsewhere on the screen before you have the ball under control, the player miscontrols it? I don't know how the game figures out that you're not paying attention, but it seems like it does. Perhaps I subconciously push the analog stick in the wrong direction when I'm looking at another player and the game does the rest

 

[Broder Salsa]

Did anyone evr notice that on PES6 at least, if you look away from your player and look elsewhere on the screen before you have the ball under control, the player miscontrols it? I don't know how the game figures out that you're not paying attention, but it seems like it does. Perhaps I subconciously push the analog stick in the wrong direction when I'm looking at another player and the game does the rest

Yes I am afraid it must just be you and PES6 didn't have eye tracking.

Spoiler

never noticed

 

[Tobe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qupFKZrNSF8&feature=relmfu I fucking know that when farfan takes the ball this is the ost that sound on his head.

Spoiler

actually that what i hear everytime we pick the ball and attack, unlike captain tsubasa it doesnt always end in a goal for us QUE CHUCHAAA VAMOS PERU

 

[K1LLER7]

There was a relatively small one on the ceiling the other night and I couldn't go to bed until it had gone so I got the Hoover out at 4 in the morning and got it, but this one was fucking huge, and it's in my house. WHY


I like playing 5-3-2 with Stoke, having Pennant and Etherington as wingers, Walters in CM and just fucking hoofing it towards Crouch and Jones

Can't wait till we get into late Autumn/Winter and the fucks vanish like they never existed. Someone made a thread a while back about a women who found a spider in her ear, so don't sleep.

Crouch is amazing in Fifa games, he's like a tall Messi but so much better in the air.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Marco Fabián is finally coming in.

 

[Regulus Tera]

CHICHARITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A CHICHARO

 

[Sviatoslav]

Torbinski and Bystrov were beasts in fifa wc '10 game. Haha so damn fast.

EURO 2008 hero.

Brings a tear to my eye. FUUUUUCK YOU NETHERLANDS!

 

[AndresON777]

my peruvian friend texted me and he agrees pizarro should be kidnapped along with victor valdes. i agree

 

[Regulus Tera]

Torres Nilo out, we are gonna play a 4-1-3-2 :O

TOMALA ELSK

 

[Messi]

my peruvian friend texted me and he agrees pizarro should be kidnapped along with victor valdes. i agree

Just so you know, that joke aint funny.

 

[Perro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbgVQD7a3A my feelings on how the second half is going to be.

That's some Barza shit right there.
Pero la gente diciendo Trampa? smh

 

[Tobe]

my peruvian friend texted me and he agrees pizarro should be kidnapped along with victor valdes. i agree

LOL que tiene que ver valdes?

 

[Regulus Tera]

That's some Barza shit right there.
Pero la gente diciendo Trampa? smh

Arrigo Sacchi's Milan is smhing right now.

 

[AndresON777]

Alexander Kerzhakov coming off a record breaking performance at Euros*, he now has 8 goals and 2 assists in 6 games this season.

Vladimir Bystrov is one of the fastest players in the game and a you might know, speed kills in FIFA.

And as for defending we took one amazing defender** and then cloned him.

Oh and my avatar too. You guys have no chance.

* for most shots without hitting the net
** not actually amazing except for scoring beautiful own goals

we destroyed uruguay and chile the only way russia beats us is if you bring your legendary women and vodka. count the transfer fees of our players. Only dzagoev is a top flight prospect and iirc your keeper is short and fat