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[Awesome Animals]

Yep thanks, I just ordered it off of Amazon.co.uk - will prolly cancel it at some point.
This also sprung up while I searched for it:

Thanks for the warning, Amazon

I just bought this book. lol

 

[Moobabe]

I'm out tonight with a whole mess of people - one of which is a girl who is funny, pretty AND clever and totally loves fart and shit jokes.

How drunk do I need to be to not mess this up?

 

[Slizz]

I'm out tonight with a whole mess of people - one of which is a girl who is funny, pretty AND clever and totally loves fart and shit jokes.

How drunk do I need to be to not mess this up?

Not drunk at all and have her drink.

That or just maintain a healthy buzz and don't go overboard.

 

[AndresON777]

Not drunk at all and have her drink.

That or just maintain a healthy buzz and don't go overboard.

This. Don't know what your tolerance is but just drinking light beer is good.

 

[Moobabe]

Not drunk at all and have her drink.

That or just maintain a healthy buzz and don't go overboard.

Healthy buzz it is - maybe with a tactical chunder in there somewhere (which she actively encourages!)

This. Don't know what your tolerance is but just drinking light beer is good.

I'm pretty good unless I've not eaten - Jaegerbombs it is!

 

[Milchmonster]

 

[Timurid]

That's him right?

Tank.

FUCK BENFICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AndresON777]

FUCK BENFICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm out tonight with a whole mess of people - one of which is a girl who is funny, pretty AND clever and totally loves fart and shit jokes.

How drunk do I need to be to not mess this up?

Fart on her.

 

[dc89]

GoTY right here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enJA00hlSdg

 

[Blablurn]

yeah, I always got Kara/Romario/Kadlec - no matter the team. Sometimes Guilhereme too, if I needed him. Never could get into Fierro or Sanogo. Also loved to get Porto's Fernando - they always transfer listed him for cheap at some point.
Always got the cheap South African talent (Xulu, Jali and that older dude), Bresan & Jensen with a lower team.

---dlding at 4mbit, 70% done ... woohoo, hello sleepless night O_O

i did the same :S

 

[LTWheels]

Is it possible to start your career as a reserve or u18 manager?

 

[Clegg]

How do you actually gain access to the Beta of FM 13?

Order it from Steam and then get sent a key?

 

[Lunchbox]

whos that?

looks like my Fed ex guy

 

[Yen]

Is it possible to start your career as a reserve or u18 manager?

no

 

[Vivalaraza]

Thanks Ramsey looks good. Also can someone find out if Chuba Akpom is with the Arsenal u18 squad?

Don't worry about it if you can't but can any of you screenshot Grimaldo's and Deulofeu's pages?

Deulofeu is 5/5 and "buy whatever the price".

can someone post a screenshot of Alaba's stats?

Beast.

Well if we're doing requests can you post James?

 

[Clegg]

Holy shit @ Alaba!!

 

[Blablurn]

whos that?

looks like my Fed ex guy

the boyfriend of a former classmate :/ true story.

 

[elsk]

the boyfriend of a former classmate :/ true story.

woah, your former classmate has a poor taste. but moneyz

Holy shit @ Alaba!!

Best left-back, baby

 

[Moobabe]

Fart on her.

Ok - but only for you!

 

[Milchmonster]

whos that?

looks like my Fed ex guy

It's written on the PS3, man. His name is FIFA Ultimate Team.

 

[AndresON777]

yeah because you can walk in to la masia when you feel like it and start for barcelona any day you like

you think you have a chance to start there in place of the Argentine minor they abducted by paying off his family and pumped full of couple of hundred grands worth of growth hormones over the course of 6 years? thought so, you'll line up for his jersey and thats it


but if you actually were a talented athelete, you couldve showcased that in high school, wouldve been recruited by a college in a full ride scholarship and drafted by a NBA/NFL team

Good work Lunchbox. Thanks for the heads up FootballFan

 

[3Sixty]

Fuck off Racing you absolute bunch of fucking cunt biscuits.

 

[Timurid]

Chuba Akpom is going to be a class striker. I can't wait to get this game.

 

[AndresON777]

Fuck off Racing you absolute bunch of fucking cunt biscuits.

lol copa del rey? I forgot to watch that

 

[3Sixty]

lol copa del rey? I forgot to watch that

94th fucking min penalty to do me out of £100

 

[Blablurn]

woah, your former classmate has a poor taste. but moneyz



Best left-back, baby

her parents were already fucking rich. and when i heard she got roman, i was like wtf.

 

[Phantast2k]

Holy shit @ Alaba!!

He's insane, wtf lol - the defensive stats are overblown, imho - he played the position for like 3 months and he's like one of the best LWBs..ok.

He's a better defender than Piszczek:

(at least they improved his off. skills..)

He can also pass better than Reus:

(still undervalue his passing ability/creativity..)

At last! Lewandowski got the bump:

And Gündogan is nice too:

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3m transfer budged, LOL...ok

 

[Hixx]

Played the Forza Horizon demo... EVERYTHING about the presentation is just lifted from Dirt. I actually laughed at how blatant it was.

 

[spidye]

Deulofeu is 5/5 and "buy whatever the price".



Beast.

Daaaaaaaamn. Alaba is the king.

thanks, Viva.

 

[Clegg]

He's insane, wtf lol - the defensive stats are overblown, imho - he played the position for like 3 months and he's like one of the best LWBs..ok.

He's a better defender than Piszczek:


(at least they improved his off. skills..)

He can also pass better than Reus:

(still undervalue his passing ability/creativity..)

At last! Lewandowski got the bump:


And Gündogan is nice too:

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3m transfer budged, LOL...ok

I think Reus got a little stat bump too.

He wasn't quite as good in FM 12.

 

[elsk]

Andres! Look:

You guys need to watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNrY2YeI0q4

 

[AndresON777]

Bayern players are overrated. It's just like real life

HAHA yes I was thinking about that gif yesterday as a matter of fact lol

 

[elsk]

He's insane, wtf lol - the defensive stats are overblown, imho - he played the position for like 3 months and he's like one of the best LWBs..ok.

Well, he played for 3 months and still managed to play against Cristiano Ronaldo and Di Maria. I think that's quite impressive, I think his stats are ok, his only downside is his marking and it's covered in the stats too. I would think he has more pace, btw.

 

[Phantast2k]

^
and he still looked like dirt vs. Dortmund & he's never, NEVER a better defender than Piszu...NEVAZ (not yet)
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I think Reus got a little stat bump too.

He wasn't quite as good in FM 12.

He was crap in 12 compared to what he did at the time. And this season he diarrheas goals/assists (with great passes) in league, CL and national team and they still treat him like some lowly noob. Assholes

*checking out potential wonderkids*

 

[Timurid]

He was crap in 12 compared to what he did at the time. And this season he diarrheas goals/assists (with great passes) in league, CL and national team and they still treat him like some lowly noob. Assholes

*checking out potential wonderkids*

how's Bittencourt and Kurt Zouma?

Also, is Alaba's favorite club still arsenal?

 

[elsk]

Is Patrick Weihrauch in the game? Post stats please
And Oliver Markoutz!

^
and he still looked like dirt vs. Dortmund & he's never, NEVER a better defender than Piszu...NEVAZ (not yet)
---------

The whole team was shit in the cup final, they were all on attack, forgetting to defend. The only other time I've seen them playing like that is vs. BATE.

 

[FootballFan]

Thanks Viva!!

Alaba beast. FootballGaf always knew it.

 

[Vivalaraza]

De Gea and Henriquez are 5* at United. Jones and Poweel are 4.5*.

Look at Buttner's positions :lololol

 

[AndresON777]

 

[FootballFan]

De Gea and Henriquez are 5* at United. Jones and Poweel are 4.5*.

Look at Buttner's positions :lololol

Woah... he can play everywhere haha. What is Yaya like? He should have quite a lot of positions too, same with Adriano(Barca one)

 

[Clegg]

Apparently Torres has received a big downgrade in his stats.

 

[Phantast2k]

how's Bittencourt and Kurt Zouma?

Also, is Alaba's favorite club still arsenal?

No, it's Austria Wien & he likes to make love to Contento.

(will update the rest of the requests here, wait a sec or two..)

 

[Blablurn]

Bayern players are overrated. It's just like real life

fuck u cunt

 

[Tc91]

Apparently Torres has received a big downgrade in his stats.

14 finishing that's bad.

Poor el nino.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Woah... he can play everywhere haha. What is Yaya like? He should have quite a lot of positions too, same with Adriano(Barca one)

Yaya can play anywhere through the middle. Stats are surprisingly not THAT great. Still very good though.

Adriano is comfortable in ANY position on both left and right sides lol. Nothing in the centre though.

Apparently Torres has received a big downgrade in his stats.

Finishing - 14.

Lol.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

How many of you would be up for a Steam Network game of FMC? Should be a lot easier seeing as how quick it is? If not there is also where you can just set up a straight knockout tournament which we could do? Me and Woodenlung are going to have a game when it is out

Apparently Torres has received a big downgrade in his stats.

He has gone 10 games without scoring for me I am relying on Jovetic instead.

 

[Fry]

fuck u cunt

:lol :lol

Alaba is a true character around here. He should be in the next OT title.

 

[spidye]

 

[Vivalaraza]

Got dayum.