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[K1LLER7]

lovely question Arnold ;D

 

[Linius]

I need this.

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Haha, great question Arnie. Audience like it too so it appears

 

[Arnie]

Cheers guys, I initially wanted to go a bit deeper with the diving question, but I started to shit it when the microphone guy came around and locked me into it. My heart was absolutely pounding.

 

[K1LLER7]

Cheers guys, I initially wanted to go a bit deeper with the diving question, but I started to shit it when the microphone guy came around and locked me into it. My heart was absolutely pounding.

haha, i'd be the same.

Do they go to Sheffield regularly or just a one-off thing?

 

[Arnie]

haha, i'd be the same.

Do they go to Sheffield regularly or just a one-off thing?

A one off thing. The BBC have been doing a few things here for their Octoberfest schedule.

 

[K1LLER7]

A one off thing. The BBC have been doing a few things here for their Octoberfest schedule.

ah cool. Wouldn't mind going to one myself, looked pretty fun.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

FUCKING hell I'm proper druno Now


HqJabgiid night chteers guys. Haven been taking to sms Bhutan about Afghanistan fir the last 25 minutes now. Some cool.guys. Respect the troops

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Shiiiiiiet. Where does thisBlighty come from. It's raining catsvand dogs here

 

[KidA Seven]

Yeah, my man crush this season is Shinji as well. The year before was Valencia, and then Lil Pea was the season before that.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just saw the those Bulgarian national team supporters making very loud monkey chants to Patrick Mtiliga, disgusting cunts, probably going to get a smaller fine than you get for a flare or showing the wrong sponsor.

 

[Slizz]

FUCKING hell I'm proper druno Now


HqJabgiid night chteers guys. Haven been taking to sms Bhutan about Afghanistan fir the last 25 minutes now. Some cool.guys. Respect the troops

Start using other substances. It'll be like Skins.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Start using other substances. It'll be like Skins.

Mmmm Cassie.

 

[AndresON777]

Start using other substances. It'll be like Skins.

why are you salty?

Mmmm Cassie.

lol

 

[Slizz]

Mmmm Cassie.

Oh lawd. If she is exactly how she is on the show then shes through the roof on attractiveness. I love it.

why are you salty?



lol

Andres beat me with 2 penalties one I blocked that still went in, both by the CPU and an OG to make it 5-2, not to mention the corner kick goal I scored that didn't count as some Barca cunt cheated and blocked the ref from seeing it pass the line before clearing.

 

[AndresON777]

Oh lawd. If she is exactly how she is on the show then shes through the roof on attractiveness. I love it.


Andres beat me with 2 penalties one I blocked that still went in, both by the CPU and an OG to make it 5-2, not to mention the corner kick goal I scored that didn't count as some Barca cunt cheated and blocked the ref from seeing it pass the line before clearing.

I still beat you you cunt but I love you you mad?

 

[Fry]

Just checked LA Liga's table, out of curiosity. Valencia are 14th?!

Now there's a shock.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Ok I'm safe in bed good night everyone

 

[Slizz]

I still beat you you cunt but I love you you mad?

I'm still in if I can beat Atletico on both legs. Which is possible, and seriously I've lost every game Evra has started.....Which is usually the return leg for each game. Buttner perma starter.

I feel better.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Glad I didn't tell my crust thatv I loved Herr



That would have been awkward

 

[Fry]

Got fucking dayum, Slizz.

 

[Slizz]

Got fucking dayum, Slizz.

The chick from Spy Kids looks like that now!!!!!

 

[Fry]

The chick from Spy Kids looks like that now!!!!!

Alex Vega???

 

[Slizz]

Alex Vega???

Alexa* Yes that is her....

 

[elsk]

Just checked LA Liga's table, out of curiosity. Valencia are 14th?!

Now there's a shock.

2011 -> Villarreal in Bayern's group -> Relegation.
2012 -> Valencia in Bayern's group -> Relegation.

Pellegrino (Rafa Benítez assistant coach) is coaching them, what were you expecting?

 

[Messi]

Just so you guys know, Lauren Cohan's episode of The Nerdist podcast is out. I am sure she talks about the walking dead and stuff. Audio sexyness.

#TeamMaggie

 

[Sviatoslav]

2011 -> Villarreal in Bayern's group -> Relegation.
2012 -> Valencia in Bayern's group -> Relegation.

Pellegrino (Rafa Benítez assistant coach) is coaching them, what were you expecting?

Well their old coach, Unai Emery is now at Spartak Moscow and he's doing a pretty terrible job there.

 

[Slizz]

 

[Messi]

Well their old coach, Unai Emery is now at Spartak Moscow and he's doing a pretty terrible job there.

You mean DRACULA?

 

[elsk]

Well their old coach, Unai Emery is now at Spartak Moscow and he's doing a pretty terrible job there.

Emery is a decent-good coach, much better than the new one. But moving to Russia is surely an idiotic decision, he can't communicate with his players.

 

[Fry]

All the girls you post... hhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnngggg

 

[xintin]

picked up FIFA 13 for PS3. Add me for some easy wins!
PSN - xintin

 

[Sviatoslav]

Emery is a decent-good coach, much better than the new one. But moving to Russia is surely an idiotic decision, he can't communicate with his players.

Spartak's first team barely has any russian players anyway so he can't use that as an excuse.

You mean DRACULA?

I thought Berbatov was Dracula?

 

[Messi]

Spartak's first team barely has any russian players anyway so he can't use that as an excuse.



I thought Berbatov was Dracula?

Fangs and a Cape and you have dracula. Also he used to do alot of squatting in his technical area, ready to pounce.

 

[elsk]

Iniesta is the only dracula I know of. The guy is transparent.

 

[Sviatoslav]

http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Unai-Emery.jpg[/IMG

Fangs and a Cape and you have dracula. Also he used to do alot of squatting in his technical area, ready to pounce.[/QUOTE]
Counterpoint:[QUOTE][IMG]http://bayern.theoffside.com/files/2011/04/berbatov.jpg

You know you'd let him suck your blood.

 

[Slizz]

Fucking <3 Berba-sex.

Some of my favorite times in this thread are when people would complain about United fans posting 'BERBA SEXXXX' over and over when he scored.

EDIT: If your still up and viewing this thread, put the UFC 153 on. It is incredible now.

 

[Messi]

Fucking <3 Berba-sex.

Some of my favorite times in this thread are when people would complain about United fans posting 'BERBA SEXXXX' over and over when he scored.

EDIT: If your still up and viewing this thread put the UFC 153 on. It is incredible now.

Watching in the morning

 

[Slizz]

Watching in the morning

Silva vs. Fitch on the main card has been incredible, can't spoil winner because there hasn't been one yet. =D

 

[Messi]

Silva vs. Fitch on the main card has been incredible, can't spoil winner because there hasn't been one yet. =D

Fitch is a boring ass fighter

 

[Slizz]

Fitch is a boring ass fighter

And Erick Silva is the opposite. Was a really good fight.

I think Bonnar and Silva, while predictable will be an awesome fight. Demian Maia was awesome, Phild Davis rematch was good. Pretty good card really lots of finishes.

EDIT: Nog in co-main event, nice.

 

[Messi]

And Erick Silva is the opposite. Was a really good fight.

I think Bonnar and Silva, while predictable will be an awesome fight. Demian Maia was awesome, Phild Davis rematch was good. Pretty good card really lots of finishes.

EDIT: Nog in co-main event, nice.

Bonnar vs Silva could be amazing. But Silva will most likely thwomp him early on

 

[Slizz]

Bonnar vs Silva could be amazing. But Silva will most likely thwomp him early on

Omg.... This Glover Teixeira vs. Fabio Maldonado fight is nuts.

 

[GorillaJu]

Looking through tumblr for a picture of Alexis Sanchez's hair for my hair stylist and apparently this man is quite the sex symbol.

I didn't know you could post stories on Tumblr (must assume this is based on true events):

“fuck i need you now!” i demand. then he stop what he’s doing and look at me.
“you want me now?” he ask with a lusty voice.
“yess! just fucking do me!” i said. with it he move on top of me and started kissing my lips while his hand squeezing my boobs.
“spread your legs wider” he said while he stroked his manly hood.
when i began to spread my legs wider he waste no time.. he immediately get inside me.
“NGGHHHHHH!!! FUCKKKK! UHHHHH” i moan loudly not caring the world.
“uhhhh god, you’re so tight” he said as he pound to me so hard.
“uhhhh godd” i moan as he pound to me so hard while he suck my neck.
it feels so good to have him inside me. and a few hard pound later i coud feel my arrival is coming.
“i’m… i’m coming.. uhhhh” i moan with it he pound so fast and so hard while he squeeze my boobs
and with it i come…. and god… i squirt so much. two seconds after i come.
and i coud feel his dick soften inside me.
“wow…. you were good” alexis said.
******
in the morning i left him while he’s still sleeping. and i left him a note that says:
thank you for last night. you were good. but i don’t want to see you in the morning. cause we’re nothing but a one night stand -liz

 

[Slizz]

Looking through tumblr for a picture of Alexis Sanchez's hair for my hair stylist and apparently this man is quite the sex symbol.

I didn't know you could post stories on Tumblr (must assume this is based on true events):

wtf

 

[Salazar]

Fucking div.

FOOTIE star Ryan Tunnicliffe was nicked yesterday after smashing up a £60,000 motor within hours of getting the keys. The 19-year-old midfielder was breathalysed after the afternoon crash and arrested on suspicion of drink-driving.

According to witnesses he lost control of the luxury black Range Rover as he took it for a spin round an industrial estate.

He allegedly hurtled into a stationary van, shunting it 30ft into a wall. One onlooker said the young Red Devil looked “white as a ghost” as cops raced to the scene in Heywood, Manchester.

Car is proper fucked. Won't link because it's The Sun.

 

[GorillaJu]

In comparably wtf-y news, I just came across a Panasonic washing machine that you load up with detergents, then use your iPhone to select which one you want and the washing options, then hold it up to a sensor and it starts washing. How silly is technology that we now use smart phones to save time over pressing buttons on a laundry machine.

 

[KidA Seven]

Looking through tumblr for a picture of Alexis Sanchez's hair for my hair stylist and apparently this man is quite the sex symbol.

I didn't know you could post stories on Tumblr (must assume this is based on true events):

 

[GorillaJu]

LOL that is a sweet gif there

 

[Meier]

Fucking div.



Car is proper fucked. Won't link because it's The Sun.

Hah, this is the kid who I posted about his dad winning the 10k bet after all these years. Dumbass.

 

[Salazar]

How silly is technology that we now use smart phones to save time over pressing buttons on a laundry machine.

Awesome.

Hah, this is the kid who I posted about his dad winning the 10k bet after all these years. Dumbass.

He's not seemed terribly bright (to be fair, only a very few do) when I've seen him and heard him talk. Big mistake, this. You'd think that youth players would keep their nose clean if SAF was willing to fuck off a talent like Ravel.